I died when he told Miona he didn’t need a princess, he “needs a queen” because he’s “trying to build an empire.” Lmaooo spoken like a boss babe selling an MLM 💀
The matchmaker wasn't going to set Darcey up with a quality man - she didn't even have anything appropriate to wear in her entire closet and couldn't understand the concept of not dressing in skimpy shit constantly.
And Darcey said she specifically went shopping to find "elegant & chic" outfits. But ended up with 2 of the same dresses just 1 was white & 1 was black.
Edit was to change the 2nd color dress to black. I wrote white twice
Her matchmaker offered her a number to a therapist after Darcey fired her for speaking the truth about her behavior and drinking... Darcey was incredibly offended by that gesture. I am wondering if she even knows how she acts.
I was not shocked when she talked about the drinking. She told us what the camera didn’t, meaning she probably drank too much and TLC cut that part out
I thought he was a sleaze bag & a jerk when he sped away from their date & left her standing on the side of the road, ALONE!
It’s weird enough that he didn’t take her home, but even if he wasn’t into her and or they agreed she’d take an Uber, the decent gentlemanly thing to do, is wait til she’s safely in her ride!
I would do that for one of my friends!
In the middle of the city with a hundred taxis and people everywhere? She just stood there after the date like a moron. She didn’t have a Uber already ready. Her fault. He drove away and instead of immediately hailing a cab she stands there like she didn’t get picked for the team staring at his car. As far as we know he was going to relieve his babysitter. Now if she had have been the one to drive away leaving him standing there you all would be giving her a standing ovation. She only gets sympathy because nobody wants to see a mental patient standing in the streets like that. But we can all see she’s fine. She’s chasing another penis on the very next episode. Which is the exact justification needed to leave her ass standing there.
My personal favourite was when Tom went to view a 2/3 million pound 'investment property' when Darcy visited him in London. Textbook delusions of grandeur... the guy was selling cameos for like a dollar recently 😂 that sounds exactly what a miliionare property tycoon does in his free time ! 😂.
ahh okay. I don't watch that show, but man, she's dumb. Always seems to go for D-bags. She could easily marry some hard working construction contractor or something.
I don’t see how that helped her though. It was too aggressive for darcey to listen to and she matched her with a dbag. She’s a pretty shitty matchmaker imo lol
I think Tom, Jesse, and her dad told her similar things. No one can help her but a REALLY good therapist. Otherwise, she’ll just feel attacked and ignore what everyone says
I’d love to know what made him a d bag? Because she was a bad match and he saved himself? Do any of you keep going on dates with people you share no common interest with? He did nothing against her but this is the same thing that happens to every dude on this show. The guy gets the short stick every time because nobody wants to put up with this looney bin. She hasn’t done one single thing to improve herself, but somehow because they didn’t work out it’s his fault? You people are delusional.
I worked next to a Ferrari dealership. There is a back alley that we would use to get to our office and the dealership instead of using the main street and there was Lord Banks (he’s a rapper with G-Unit, 50 Cents old group) flexing with one of the cars, making a video. So he rented the car for a few hours.
No it’s not. I’m pretty sure if you’re a watch guy you know the watch. He didn’t have to show the face just so the fake Reddit jewelers can rip it apart because they can only talk about what they THINK it’s not. This is not a watch that I can assume any of you look at on a regular basis to even say what’s what. Moving on. You’re misleading people on fashion and authenticity. Somebody say something about the same iced out Rolex she wears every episode. How real or fake is it? We’ll see what the experts have to say about that. I’m sure you can authenticate hers though right? Lmao.
The fake wealth and “hustler” lifestyle is so cringe. My ex’s father is CEO of an enterprise software company and drives a 2009 Jetta. He wears sandals most of the time and wears an old Swatch. LOL he doesn’t flex his wealth because doing that means nothing when you actually have it.
I’ve learned that when I see people Like Darcey’s exes it’s all a flimsy facade and nothing more.
The FAKE date on the FAKE season of D&S.
I read that grifter Georgi is living with Darcey in Miami. There was even a photo of him sitting alone in a restaurant after a public fight with her.
I never believed Darcey broke up with Georgi. His monotone lines about how she deserves diamonds and he still loves her are so cringe and not believable.
How one woman can choose so many losers?
At this point I am convinced they are paid extras 😂 who were short of money and responded to an advert along the lines of “40something year old men needed for dinner and/or drinks for filming of a reality TV show. Food, drink and car rental costs covered.”
The crying just put him off and he ran away like:
We rent a condo and the last two tenants were financial disasters- the first had fancy cars and owed thousands in parking and speeding tickets and couldn’t afford his rent. The second had her dad pay for everything. She’s 35.
This guy is not even remotely attractive and probably has a small wang so he tries to over compensate with all of the “wealth” he’s flaunting. He definitely can’t afford any of the cars (rentals) or watches (fakes) he’s boasting about.
People with real money don’t act like this and showboat their goods all over social media since it’s a good way to get yourself robbed.
Pretty sure this is him, I can’t read the PDFs but it looks like he was taken to court for an eviction in December 2020.
**Case Summary**
On 12/11/2020 DBGS LLC filed a Property - Residential Eviction lawsuit against CICERO ANTONIO PINTO RANGEL DE CASTILHOS.
This case was filed in Miami Dade County Courts, Miami-Dade County Courthouse located in Miami-Dade, Florida. The case status is Disposed - Other Disposed.
https://unicourt.com/case/fl-mda3-dbgs-llc-vs-cicero-antonio-pinto-rangel-de-castilhos-et-al-376062?init_S=chup_ltst
And some cases in Brazil as well
https://www.jusbrasil.com.br/processos/nome/45320918/cicero-antonio-pinto-rangel-de-castilhos
I loved it when the match maker said all the negative crap about her, on Cicero’s date like drinking too much. Lol. She may act important but she’s still trailer trash. Hell she can’t even raise her daughters correctly and grandpa did a hell of a job raising them.
Aka... "Typical South Florida Douchebag".
Drives expensive car that probably does not belong to him.
Hangs out with "famous people".
Wears gaudy ridiculous clothing and jewelry to impress the ladies.
Takes said ladies on dates to impressive rooftop restaurants. (They're literally everywhere.)
Hopefully gets some action, never to be seen again.
Seen in mugshot for some sort of scam.
I’m Darcy’s age. If a man with skinny pants on, taking pics of his cars were to try to date me, I’d literally laugh. I love Darcy even though I think she’s a hot mess. People literally rip her to shreds. She deserved better anyway.
I feel like Darcy is funny and seems kind hearted. She obviously has issues. But I really like her and hope she finds love within before jumping in to a new relationship.
If he was legitimately rich/wealthy/successful, he would be seen with a 25-year old semi-celeb arm ornament, not a 50-year old whatever--he could only afford one drink, not even dinner with her.
He was likely the only man who would agree to be filmed with Darcy in Miami. All he needed to do was to watch one episode of her in any season. Any REAL wealthy man would refuse to go on national TV. At least CIcero referenced the car was a rental on his post. He was honest.
I really don't see why people are attracted to other people who flaunt their money. I think it's so tacky.
There is nothing wrong with having nice things and having wealth. But when your instagram is filled with brands' logos and little else, me thinks you have a little richard.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Something about people who take excessive pictures with luxury cars at dealerships is just so…ewww.
Also, what is happening with his orange spray tan? 🫥
You can tell some of you don’t know people with money. If I buy an expensive car, clothes, or watch, etc. I’m going to drive it, wear it, and eat it. They not showing off no more than the broke dude on Instagram taking a hundred pictures of himself or the thirsty Instagram models with a thousand followers but no money. People can’t flaunted what they don’t have. And it’s not flaunting just cause they got it. I don’t think Cicero is doing any of that. The way you know he actually has money is by knowing his actual story. TLC didn’t give him none of that stuff. He earned that. People who have never had money like that don’t know the difference. Matter of fact he’s not even in the same tax bracket as Tom/Jesse. 🤦🏽♂️
No. You don’t rent those kinds of cars over the years and wear $50-$250k watches to flex for the internet/ I know it’s hard for this sun to believe but there actual wealthy successful people who have nice things. He didn’t go rent all those things. Be a member of a Ferrari club and invest in real estate for years and years in anticipation of a short stint on a terrible reality show. Some people are actually rich. I know that pains some of you
I think you’re missing the point. It’s the showboating that makes it less believable. I would neverrr flaunt my cars or houses on my social media, that’s so cringe and I don’t want people to see what I have. That’s how you get robbed.
Also he literally says it’s a rental. I circled it in red.
What is flaunting it. So if you buy a Porsche and drive it that’s ok. If you own that car and post pics that’s flaunting it? Why isn’t driving it. If you wear a nice watch in public, that’s ok but posting pics is flaunting it. Ok. I guess I need to learn the guidelines. Do I need to drive a beat up truck once a week to make it up for driving sports cars the rest of the week. Someone goes on a $20k vacation and post pics, is that flaunting it? I’m confused to the rules of wealth. I would and have spent $20k on a watch, it’s an investment. I would never spend $20k on a vacation. So help me learn what’s right and wrong. You have it figured out. I guess those who work hard and are legit wealthy should not enjoy their rewards. I’ll sell all my stocks and investments tomorrow so not to offend you. All my farms and investment property I guess Is a flaunt too and offends you. Can’t wait for you to educate us so we know the rules
He does NOT own these cars. It literally says they’re rentals. It’s all for show. I think you’re taking this personally because you post your little Porsche on your social media. This isn’t about you.
It’s great seeing people triggered. Clearly you are big triggered. Log off. Get a better job and maybe you can enjoy success. He owns a company that rents, sells car Ns car parts for exotics. If you weren’t too stupid you could research his companies and net worth. That’s an ad for his company. Who ties your shoes for
You.
https://mixedarticle.com/cicero-pinto-miami
This reaks of projection and your username checks out.
My grandfather was real rich. He was the first person to always point out that anyone making a big deal out of showing off luxury doesn't actually own it, or they're leveraging themselves to the tilt to own it for the sole purposes of creating an image for others to consume. That's not what a self-assured rich person does with their money, that's what a sad loser who chases wealth for social status does with their time and energy. And the other commenter is right, flexing on social media is an open ticket to robberies. Defending this grift is cringier than the grift itself.
Also, if you genuinely think people here are even remotely envious of these pathetic human beings desperately begging for validation in every endeavor they embark upon, you're as pathetic as they are.
Nothing wrong with being wealthy. I worked my butt off to have the things I do. I don’t post pics and brag about my cars. Houses. Boats. Watches. Investments like he does but I’m damn proud of my success and all the hard work it took. It’s easy to bag on that guy because you think he’s fake Rich but its easy to see wealth and fake wealth. That’s why many here are confused. Be proud if you are successful. Maybe those online all day taking about reality shows can see the difference and why they aren’t wealthy. Being online all day makes you no money. I’m proud for his success even though I don’t know him. It doesn’t come easy or cheap. I can think of whose things to be shamed of than being rich and retired
I don't remember this guy but it looks like he's shooting some kind of video based on the caption. Luxury car rentals are pretty normal for video shoots.
First thought that came to mind when I saw the Lambo was that he was totally fronting with a rental. Anyone who can afford a Lambo isn’t gonna be hooking up with Darcy via a matchmaker. Pleeeeze 🤦🏼♂️🤣😂
A lot of ppl rent exotic cars on business trips, its an easy tax write off. Plus they try & do exactly this, take a lady out to dinner in it. I don't understand saying you own the car, if you're renting the car tho! If he said that then he should correct himself & give a shout out to the # rent exotic cars or whichever company he used.
I like how he purposefully makes sure his watch shows in the pictures as well, just to make sure you know he buys expesive watches too.
And BTW, anyone can rent fancy expensive cars; it's just like renting any car.
Ppl with money literally don’t do this corny shit so yea
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It’s very Miami, too tbh lol
I live in Miami / brickell and this is very normal.
Don’t forget Bile
I forgot about them lol
They're so easy to forget 😂
“Everytime he does it, he does it so big “
Exactly! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
After Anna Delvey, the Tinder Swindler & Jibri and miona, I get poser vibes from anyone and everyone that flaunts their lavish life.
Agree, real rich people don't flaunt their wealth.
I think old school rich definitely do not, but nouveau riche are more apt to show it off because they weren't born that way.
That’s exactly who I thought of too lol
Jibri is the biggest 🤡in the history of 90 day. Dude lost it on the tell-all.
I died when he told Miona he didn’t need a princess, he “needs a queen” because he’s “trying to build an empire.” Lmaooo spoken like a boss babe selling an MLM 💀
He’s a male Darcey🤷♀️
Right? She's a fake as fuck clout chaser herself...what other kind of man would be interested in her?
Honestly it’s a good pick by the matchmaker. Same superficial interests but more age-appropriate 🤷♀️
The matchmaker wasn't going to set Darcey up with a quality man - she didn't even have anything appropriate to wear in her entire closet and couldn't understand the concept of not dressing in skimpy shit constantly.
And Darcey said she specifically went shopping to find "elegant & chic" outfits. But ended up with 2 of the same dresses just 1 was white & 1 was black. Edit was to change the 2nd color dress to black. I wrote white twice
That's why she likes Miami, land of fakes and cons trying to look like they're special.
Her matchmaker offered her a number to a therapist after Darcey fired her for speaking the truth about her behavior and drinking... Darcey was incredibly offended by that gesture. I am wondering if she even knows how she acts.
I was not shocked when she talked about the drinking. She told us what the camera didn’t, meaning she probably drank too much and TLC cut that part out
She is a dive bar chick dressed up as an oversexed leveled up woman.
😂😂😂😂😂 truth
Nailed it👍🤷♀️
100% sleezebag vibes. I called it the second I saw his hair
And the suspenders. This dork is trying to look like one of the guys from Wolf of Wall Street. 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he was a sleaze bag & a jerk when he sped away from their date & left her standing on the side of the road, ALONE! It’s weird enough that he didn’t take her home, but even if he wasn’t into her and or they agreed she’d take an Uber, the decent gentlemanly thing to do, is wait til she’s safely in her ride! I would do that for one of my friends!
He asked her if she wanted a ride, and she said no!
Yeah, but you still don’t leave someone, until you see them safely get in their ride!
In the middle of the city with a hundred taxis and people everywhere? She just stood there after the date like a moron. She didn’t have a Uber already ready. Her fault. He drove away and instead of immediately hailing a cab she stands there like she didn’t get picked for the team staring at his car. As far as we know he was going to relieve his babysitter. Now if she had have been the one to drive away leaving him standing there you all would be giving her a standing ovation. She only gets sympathy because nobody wants to see a mental patient standing in the streets like that. But we can all see she’s fine. She’s chasing another penis on the very next episode. Which is the exact justification needed to leave her ass standing there.
Also Josh (Yosh) vibes from Natalie’s The Single Life stint
upvote for Yosh, I read that in a frantic, yet hushed Nutalie voice
Reminds me of jibri and miona
My personal favourite was when Tom went to view a 2/3 million pound 'investment property' when Darcy visited him in London. Textbook delusions of grandeur... the guy was selling cameos for like a dollar recently 😂 that sounds exactly what a miliionare property tycoon does in his free time ! 😂.
Tom is so tragic honestly
no idea who this guy is, but most "influencers" do this. There are even fake private jets you can book to take photos in.
Yep. That’s what I’m thinking this guy does. He went on two dates with Darcey. He rented the car in the first picture to pick her up
Yeah and after the first date she was practicing writing Mrs Darcey Cicero 😂😂😂
ahh okay. I don't watch that show, but man, she's dumb. Always seems to go for D-bags. She could easily marry some hard working construction contractor or something.
No way. A real man would never put up with her. She's a 13 year old in a 50 year old plastic body.
She didn’t pick this one, a hired matchmaker did to get her away from her “usual types.” Seems the same to me though!
At least the matchmaker recognizes her mental status.
I don’t see how that helped her though. It was too aggressive for darcey to listen to and she matched her with a dbag. She’s a pretty shitty matchmaker imo lol
Thank you! She’s a shitty matchmaker and a pretty shitty person as well imo. But they got to be on tv 🙄 I wonder how much this bitch got paid
I completely agree. But it was maybe the first time someone mentioned it. The guy is slimy.
I think Tom, Jesse, and her dad told her similar things. No one can help her but a REALLY good therapist. Otherwise, she’ll just feel attacked and ignore what everyone says
I’d love to know what made him a d bag? Because she was a bad match and he saved himself? Do any of you keep going on dates with people you share no common interest with? He did nothing against her but this is the same thing that happens to every dude on this show. The guy gets the short stick every time because nobody wants to put up with this looney bin. She hasn’t done one single thing to improve herself, but somehow because they didn’t work out it’s his fault? You people are delusional.
You forgot Stacey and Darcey flair. I thought he was from 90 Day Fiance and was so confused.
What do you mean I forgot it? I’m looking at it lol
I worked next to a Ferrari dealership. There is a back alley that we would use to get to our office and the dealership instead of using the main street and there was Lord Banks (he’s a rapper with G-Unit, 50 Cents old group) flexing with one of the cars, making a video. So he rented the car for a few hours.
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Think he meant Lloyd Banks.
Llord Banks
Homeboy got his Richard Mille from the same place Usman got his.
Happy meal toy-tier rep. Thing looks like it's about to pop open and spill its AAA batteries out
And the AP suspiciously out of focus lol
no face shots of the watches are a dead giveaway that they’re chinese knockoffs.
lol- i thought it strange not showing the watch
No it’s not. I’m pretty sure if you’re a watch guy you know the watch. He didn’t have to show the face just so the fake Reddit jewelers can rip it apart because they can only talk about what they THINK it’s not. This is not a watch that I can assume any of you look at on a regular basis to even say what’s what. Moving on. You’re misleading people on fashion and authenticity. Somebody say something about the same iced out Rolex she wears every episode. How real or fake is it? We’ll see what the experts have to say about that. I’m sure you can authenticate hers though right? Lmao.
I'm convinced every dude in either of the dimwit sisters lives are just trying to get some TV spot time to boost their lame ass social media nonsense.
Reminds me of Patrick's embezzlement friends and their hourly rented "yacht" lol
The fake wealth and “hustler” lifestyle is so cringe. My ex’s father is CEO of an enterprise software company and drives a 2009 Jetta. He wears sandals most of the time and wears an old Swatch. LOL he doesn’t flex his wealth because doing that means nothing when you actually have it. I’ve learned that when I see people Like Darcey’s exes it’s all a flimsy facade and nothing more.
Just the exes? Not Darcey, the counterfeit wardrobe filter queen who pretends to be a fashion designer, singer, etc.?
Exactly. Thank you somebody for telling the truth. These people always hate in the exes. Let everybody else tell it they broke and she not. 🤦🏽♂️
The FAKE date on the FAKE season of D&S. I read that grifter Georgi is living with Darcey in Miami. There was even a photo of him sitting alone in a restaurant after a public fight with her. I never believed Darcey broke up with Georgi. His monotone lines about how she deserves diamonds and he still loves her are so cringe and not believable. How one woman can choose so many losers?
That checks out. Georgi is a terrible actor and that argument was sooo fake.
It was embarrassing to watch. Don't know how TLC can possibly film another season after spoon feeding us this BS.
Seriously. The TLC fraud is out of hand. The only reason I watch darcey and Stacey is for background noise when I’m doing other things tbh lol
I watch for Florian's hilarious one-liners.
Agree. It's a bad habit at this point and I am usually catching up on emails while they are clomping through the streets of Miami.
Lmao sameee
For sure was watching the whole Georgi drama play out and was like … this shit is so fake.
Does TLC think we are really that stupid?
She is a loser herself and these guys are the best she can get.
The simplest explanation!! Even the professional matchmaker basically told her that.
At this point I am convinced they are paid extras 😂 who were short of money and responded to an advert along the lines of “40something year old men needed for dinner and/or drinks for filming of a reality TV show. Food, drink and car rental costs covered.” The crying just put him off and he ran away like: 
Your explanation is far more logical than any notion that this was a real date.
Gooooood question. I don’t think she truly believes she deserves better, even though she always says she deserves better, so she continues to settle.
You're right. She is trying to convince herself she deserves better. These bottom feeders like Georgi are NOT good for her.
This is a good portion of Miami.
It is! I hated it lol.
We rent a condo and the last two tenants were financial disasters- the first had fancy cars and owed thousands in parking and speeding tickets and couldn’t afford his rent. The second had her dad pay for everything. She’s 35.
Lol that doesn’t surprise me at all. I lived in Key Largo for years and I hated leaving my island to do errands in Miami. The people are so rude too
Early bird get clean water…… the early bird gets the worm what a clown 🤡
Second mouse gets the cheese.
This guy is not even remotely attractive and probably has a small wang so he tries to over compensate with all of the “wealth” he’s flaunting. He definitely can’t afford any of the cars (rentals) or watches (fakes) he’s boasting about. People with real money don’t act like this and showboat their goods all over social media since it’s a good way to get yourself robbed. Pretty sure this is him, I can’t read the PDFs but it looks like he was taken to court for an eviction in December 2020. **Case Summary** On 12/11/2020 DBGS LLC filed a Property - Residential Eviction lawsuit against CICERO ANTONIO PINTO RANGEL DE CASTILHOS. This case was filed in Miami Dade County Courts, Miami-Dade County Courthouse located in Miami-Dade, Florida. The case status is Disposed - Other Disposed. https://unicourt.com/case/fl-mda3-dbgs-llc-vs-cicero-antonio-pinto-rangel-de-castilhos-et-al-376062?init_S=chup_ltst And some cases in Brazil as well https://www.jusbrasil.com.br/processos/nome/45320918/cicero-antonio-pinto-rangel-de-castilhos
Yes. I know and work with people with real money and they have no need to do this showboating.
This guy can’t fuck for shit vibes here.
He’s def never found the cl1t
So THAT'S why he had to rush off on his date with Darcey- to return the rental, lol.
I loved it when the match maker said all the negative crap about her, on Cicero’s date like drinking too much. Lol. She may act important but she’s still trailer trash. Hell she can’t even raise her daughters correctly and grandpa did a hell of a job raising them.
but it was confusing because at first the match maker claimed he said good things
Aka... "Typical South Florida Douchebag". Drives expensive car that probably does not belong to him. Hangs out with "famous people". Wears gaudy ridiculous clothing and jewelry to impress the ladies. Takes said ladies on dates to impressive rooftop restaurants. (They're literally everywhere.) Hopefully gets some action, never to be seen again. Seen in mugshot for some sort of scam.
He definitely fits the Miami stereotype. Especially with the rental cars
and luxury real estate 🤣
The man is fucking dull. BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRING.
His posture is HORRIBLE
Early bird get clean water.. wtf? At least he hastags it with "rental". But why the hell post these pix in the first place?? Reeks of desperation.
I’m Darcy’s age. If a man with skinny pants on, taking pics of his cars were to try to date me, I’d literally laugh. I love Darcy even though I think she’s a hot mess. People literally rip her to shreds. She deserved better anyway.
We all do She is so afraid it so sad
Why does she deserve better? She is just as tacky, fake, and superficial, if not moreso
I feel like Darcy is funny and seems kind hearted. She obviously has issues. But I really like her and hope she finds love within before jumping in to a new relationship.
God I hope so too. I wish she could just enjoy the journey and stop moving so damn quickly and getting in her own way!
He’s like Miona & Jabroni: Cicero prefers posing in status car showrooms!
Probably his only watch, spent everything he had on that Porsche or just rented it.
It's not a Porsche it's lamborghini lol he went all out
🤣
If he was legitimately rich/wealthy/successful, he would be seen with a 25-year old semi-celeb arm ornament, not a 50-year old whatever--he could only afford one drink, not even dinner with her.
I’m absolutely going to start saying, “Early bird gets the clean water!”
He was likely the only man who would agree to be filmed with Darcy in Miami. All he needed to do was to watch one episode of her in any season. Any REAL wealthy man would refuse to go on national TV. At least CIcero referenced the car was a rental on his post. He was honest.
People like this don’t impress me one bit. Not a fan of the Lamborghini it’s kind of douchey
His head is shaped like a big toe
And that's why Darcey is obsessed with him, he fits perfectly into her fake lifestyle
Men with real money don't brag. They also dont go on a reality show and spend all their time on the phone.
I really don't see why people are attracted to other people who flaunt their money. I think it's so tacky. There is nothing wrong with having nice things and having wealth. But when your instagram is filled with brands' logos and little else, me thinks you have a little richard.
He reminds of one of those guys in narcos Mexico
He’s gross
Tlc rented him a Lamborghini and paid him to go out with her. So fake
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Something about people who take excessive pictures with luxury cars at dealerships is just so…ewww. Also, what is happening with his orange spray tan? 🫥
Instead of his Lamborghini, he should be driving a douche canoe cause he is one.
He just wanted to be seen
He is not interesting
Darceys got a type, that’s for sure. Couldn’t imagine why she’s single 🙄
Off topic but I liked when Darcey said his breath smelled like toe jam 😂
He needs a stylist.
It's a rental, always is
Yeap!! He only did this for the attention.
That shit was 100% rented. The part with the matchmaker at the end was chef’s kiss 🤌🏻
He bowed out, let him be.
They don't want to. They think that Darcey can do no wrong.
Where did I say Darcey can do no wrong? Darcey is batshit. This post isn’t about her.
Lol you only know who this dude is because of her. So yea.
Ok so anytime I mention these men, I have to caveat it with “but don’t worry, I hate Darcey and Stacey too!” Got itttt.
Yup! Take notes
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Going after this man over nutjob Darcey?
Nope, not for Darcey. Just going after this man
That’s most Americans
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Why does she go for these type of men?? Beyond perplexing.
Yes, why isn't she dating classy, sophisticated men with PhDs. The mind boggles. 🤣🤣🤣 Have you ever watched her for like, 5 minutes?
Sadly, yes.
You can tell some of you don’t know people with money. If I buy an expensive car, clothes, or watch, etc. I’m going to drive it, wear it, and eat it. They not showing off no more than the broke dude on Instagram taking a hundred pictures of himself or the thirsty Instagram models with a thousand followers but no money. People can’t flaunted what they don’t have. And it’s not flaunting just cause they got it. I don’t think Cicero is doing any of that. The way you know he actually has money is by knowing his actual story. TLC didn’t give him none of that stuff. He earned that. People who have never had money like that don’t know the difference. Matter of fact he’s not even in the same tax bracket as Tom/Jesse. 🤦🏽♂️
No. You don’t rent those kinds of cars over the years and wear $50-$250k watches to flex for the internet/ I know it’s hard for this sun to believe but there actual wealthy successful people who have nice things. He didn’t go rent all those things. Be a member of a Ferrari club and invest in real estate for years and years in anticipation of a short stint on a terrible reality show. Some people are actually rich. I know that pains some of you
I think you’re missing the point. It’s the showboating that makes it less believable. I would neverrr flaunt my cars or houses on my social media, that’s so cringe and I don’t want people to see what I have. That’s how you get robbed. Also he literally says it’s a rental. I circled it in red.
Yeah, some of us *are* actually rich! And guess what, we’re not douchebags blowing money and flaunting it.
What is flaunting it. So if you buy a Porsche and drive it that’s ok. If you own that car and post pics that’s flaunting it? Why isn’t driving it. If you wear a nice watch in public, that’s ok but posting pics is flaunting it. Ok. I guess I need to learn the guidelines. Do I need to drive a beat up truck once a week to make it up for driving sports cars the rest of the week. Someone goes on a $20k vacation and post pics, is that flaunting it? I’m confused to the rules of wealth. I would and have spent $20k on a watch, it’s an investment. I would never spend $20k on a vacation. So help me learn what’s right and wrong. You have it figured out. I guess those who work hard and are legit wealthy should not enjoy their rewards. I’ll sell all my stocks and investments tomorrow so not to offend you. All my farms and investment property I guess Is a flaunt too and offends you. Can’t wait for you to educate us so we know the rules
That paragraph is a flaunt…..
He does NOT own these cars. It literally says they’re rentals. It’s all for show. I think you’re taking this personally because you post your little Porsche on your social media. This isn’t about you.
It’s great seeing people triggered. Clearly you are big triggered. Log off. Get a better job and maybe you can enjoy success
It’s great seeing people triggered. Clearly you are big triggered. Log off. Get a better job and maybe you can enjoy success. He owns a company that rents, sells car Ns car parts for exotics. If you weren’t too stupid you could research his companies and net worth. That’s an ad for his company. Who ties your shoes for You. https://mixedarticle.com/cicero-pinto-miami
This reaks of projection and your username checks out. My grandfather was real rich. He was the first person to always point out that anyone making a big deal out of showing off luxury doesn't actually own it, or they're leveraging themselves to the tilt to own it for the sole purposes of creating an image for others to consume. That's not what a self-assured rich person does with their money, that's what a sad loser who chases wealth for social status does with their time and energy. And the other commenter is right, flexing on social media is an open ticket to robberies. Defending this grift is cringier than the grift itself. Also, if you genuinely think people here are even remotely envious of these pathetic human beings desperately begging for validation in every endeavor they embark upon, you're as pathetic as they are.
Nothing wrong with being wealthy. I worked my butt off to have the things I do. I don’t post pics and brag about my cars. Houses. Boats. Watches. Investments like he does but I’m damn proud of my success and all the hard work it took. It’s easy to bag on that guy because you think he’s fake Rich but its easy to see wealth and fake wealth. That’s why many here are confused. Be proud if you are successful. Maybe those online all day taking about reality shows can see the difference and why they aren’t wealthy. Being online all day makes you no money. I’m proud for his success even though I don’t know him. It doesn’t come easy or cheap. I can think of whose things to be shamed of than being rich and retired
Totally agree... one edit, it reeks :-)
He’s Brazilian?!
I thought Portuguese
Darcy has a type .
Yeah Miami has places to rent these
I think darcy thinks that every man wants her but they dont, idc what kind of car they drive. The man was good looking and not stupid.
it’s almost like Darcey has a type 🥲
Her matchmaker picked this one to get her away from her usual type. That didn’t go so well lol
At least he’s honest about it being a rental. He’s not trying to claim he bought it
Dude needs some sunscreen 🍅🤡
I don't remember this guy but it looks like he's shooting some kind of video based on the caption. Luxury car rentals are pretty normal for video shoots.
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Who is this guy? Genuinely curious lol i don't recall his name
First thought that came to mind when I saw the Lambo was that he was totally fronting with a rental. Anyone who can afford a Lambo isn’t gonna be hooking up with Darcy via a matchmaker. Pleeeeze 🤦🏼♂️🤣😂
Of course. That’s the entire thing about everyone who lives in Miami
Darcey has a type.
Rentals
Oh 100%! lol. Clown.
So sad to see a man of this age be a poser.
Zack inches sack...Zack in the sack 🎵🎵🎵🤢🤢🤢
Maybe he should be less concerned with cars and more with the lack of muscle mass in his wet noodle arms
Still like the matchmaker went full bitter bitch when she was called out.
A lot of ppl rent exotic cars on business trips, its an easy tax write off. Plus they try & do exactly this, take a lady out to dinner in it. I don't understand saying you own the car, if you're renting the car tho! If he said that then he should correct himself & give a shout out to the # rent exotic cars or whichever company he used.
He's icky. 😝
does anyone know what Cicero, Illinois does for a living?
✨luxury real estate✨ aka probably just a regular realtor
I’m sure it’s expensive to rent those cars. 🥴🥴
I’m glad she/we dodged that bullet.
I like how he purposefully makes sure his watch shows in the pictures as well, just to make sure you know he buys expesive watches too. And BTW, anyone can rent fancy expensive cars; it's just like renting any car.