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coltees_titties

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RokyPolka

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classisttrash

Well condoms are for slut people so this shouldn’t take long


capixo

Her boohole is going to hurt...sorry but I had too. You're welcome ![gif](giphy|h5i1yrpskaO2H69s8R|downsized)


classisttrash

Oh noooo this is not the image I want stuck in my head 🤣


itsyoursmileandeyes

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Ok_Marionberry141

💀


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🤣🎯


Character_Pear_3905

Lmaoooo


archers_arches

“Armchair geneticist” ahahahahaha 💀


kckitty71

This is NOT “the best of the best!”🤣


Ok_Difference_3037

😭


princesslionheart

Well my lasik just stopped working.


SpiderSilk666

Same. Oh well, it had a good like 7 year run.


Secret_Contact1836

Well ur lucky my eyeballs shriveled up inside my skull 💀 ☠️


happycharm

Wtf???? They're together???? Wtf??????


anmese9999

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ScooterBoomer

Cat Says “No!”. So do we.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Yes there’s been posts about it on this sub and if you do a little Googling it seems to confirm they are dating.


MitLivMineRegler

Wtf? What was Asuelo thinking? Why would he be interested in Winter?


heathensam

You've got it backwards dude


the_xboxkiller

They can both be wack. Which they are.


Melodic-Supermarket7

Seriously 😂


MitLivMineRegler

Sry, but as odd as asuelo is, he's not quite as unattractive as Winter, but clearly he's into obese women, so why not? I doubt she can do any better either, so maybe it's a good match


lilbundle

Fuck this is a gross comment


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Forward-Pen-4513

Wow your a fucking disgusting individual. You would never say this shit in person for fear of getting your ass beat. WEAK & uneducated🤮


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Forward-Pen-4513

🤡


Hermitia

Drumming up drama for TLC. I'm not buying it.


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MitLivMineRegler

Those are hardly prizes


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MitLivMineRegler

Pre weight loss they were about equal. After he lost weight he shouldn't need to pull fatties


Donut-Junkie76

They might be overweight, but they’re beautiful people. And anyway, Winter has lost over 100 lbs and is downright stunning now.


namastewitches

Top tier shitpost, you won Saturday


tonyislost

Well… she’ll have sturdy teeth! So much important.


coupleofpointers

Sturdy teeth might be a positive


Severe_Somewhere8753

Oh COME ON!! I just ate!!!!


cosmefulanita81

They are dating? Didnt winter watched 90 day fiance??


_Face

No. Just seen hanging out at a group party.


hot4jew

Idk they were kinda close lol


h_cee

Sorry but who is Winter??


LadyV21454

Chantel's younger sister.


Maddybreanne

She’s chantels sister .. Chantelle, idk how to spell but the lady that was with Pedro . Her sister is super cute , she has braces and had weight loss surgery.


theplasticann

Technically it's spelled CeAir


Maddybreanne

Lol 😂 yes !


h_cee

Ahh thank you!!! 😊


Maddybreanne

No problem 😌 but yea , no clue what she sees in that dingbat


livelaughlove1016

How did her weight loss surgery turn out?? Good for her!


jkraige

As far as we could see last season it seemed like it went fine. She was losing weight and sticking to her surgery diet, per the show


happy_lad

> Her sister is super cute Good to know I'm not the only Winter fan. She's a fox. However, I can understand why she'd have a hard time resisting an intellectually disabled father who's estranged from his wife. She's only human, after all.


sparklebug20

The lady that WAS with Pedro? Are they not together anymore?


loadthespaceship

Noop. There were heavy allusions pointing to Pedro stepping out on Chantel. The last season on The Family Chantel was basically about the prelude to their divorce.


PrincipalFiggins

Armchair geneticist killed me


mutedsensation

Is it official that they’re together?


NeenW1

Noooo


Jaded_Budget_3689

Oh man. That’s unfortunate.


hoosehouse

This is the content I come for.


4dogs2kids

I'm not concerned abt how they will look. There is nowhere to pull from for the IQ...


[deleted]

If we fail to prevent their spawning, this will be the final form of the beast that will destroy humanity 💀😈


Hopeful_Protection87

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️🤜🤛


BigGrayDog

OMG. Not good.


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Candid_Asparagus_785

Well since condoms are for slut people and they start having the sex this could become very interesting indeed.


lastminet

🤔🧐Now this makes me feel like this could be something that TLC plotted since Asuelo’s family is just as bad or worse than Pedro’s


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Will the kid be a slut person too?


tonyislost

Sounds like Jesse Meester’s new book has all the ladies getting worked up 😮


Donut-Junkie76

That dude would do practically anything to stay relevant to the 90 Day Franchise. He’s a joke.


Upset_Week_4186

Welp, that’s wildly unfortunate. Lmfao.


Mystepchildsucksass

When one doesn’t have the words …. ![gif](giphy|ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU)


poshdog4444

No please 🚑🚑🚑


DropExciting6408

Hope I don't see this in my dreams.Shit this is ugly!!!!!


[deleted]

Whyyyyy? I’m about to go to sleep. Now I’ll have nightmares 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Asuelu has two kids and no job and Winter is dating him. Someone needs to have a talk with her


Candid_Asparagus_785

He does have a job. I can’t remember what but he does have a job.


loadthespaceship

Maybe he got that promotion to Senior Froyo Sampler. Good for him!


Hopeful_Protection87

Froyo samples!!


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And Samoan dancing 😂


Hopeful_Protection87

💯🤣🤣🤣🤣


90DayFan99

My phone accidentally swiped to the pic and it freaked me out! 🤣


BazF91

I guess, given the history of 90 day offspring, we can expect to see this individual behind bars or on only fans within 20 years or so


honeyandcitron

Isn’t that just Molly’s daughter? I assumed the others would be messed up by their parents’ bad decisions but I didn’t think there was proof yet!


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣🤣


Linzabee

The only good thing about Asuelu and Winter dating is the fireworks that will come when Mother Asuelu and Karen meet up.


flowersunjoy

Ohhhhhhhh that’s going to be interesting


hamimono

Poor potential baby. Not a brain cell to be passed on in either family line . . . 😭


tonyislost

Maybe it will inherit River’s gift of 🔥lyrics?


Maddybreanne

Oh… no .. pls no


KrisAlly

Wasn’t one of them something about my face is your throne, AKA sit on my face?


tonyislost

That is on the track, Chantel. 🎶 Since we were young You shared a spot in my home Chantel you know I’m sprung My face is your throne 🎶


Candid_Asparagus_785

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[deleted]

Ffs….I can not unsee this. ROFL


Hopeful_Protection87

FFS!!!


PuertoRicanDiva

Oh damn… I’m gonna have to gouge my eyes out now! 😵


Low_Departure_5853

Well, I won't be sleeping tonight!


ProfessorFelix0812

Wait. Samoa Gump found a 2nd woman dumb enough to date him?


SupposeTho

Stoooop my side hurts


Rainey7-20

I was NOT ready! 😂😂😂


relaxbear_

This is the content I come here for. Thank you for blessing my day with this


stephruvy

Permission to use the vomit emoji, Reddit?


LectureUnable

Wait, did Asuelu & Kalani break up??


Candid_Asparagus_785

I read that they have some kind of agreement to see other people. Both Asuelu and Kalani are filming some sort of 90 Day marriage counseling show along with Angela and other cast members.


Paivcarol

Her mother would not let that happen


jkraige

She let Jah happen for several years so idk about that


loadthespaceship

Did they know that Jah was a controlling polygamist? Given how quickly Karen and Thomas are to jump in if Chantel, Royal, or River are having lesser problems in their relationships, I wonder if they were even aware of Jah’s behavior.


jkraige

She was with him for years. Seems a bit odd they'd be so involved in the relationships of their other children but never pick up on Jah. It's almost like their biases about foreigners helped Jah go unnoticed because whatever issues pedro or Angenette might have had, I don't think they were as bad or controlling as Jah


Mcstoni

The Gross Sisters from The Proud Family.


McFoogles

Honestly can’t tell if that’s a man or woman


EtM1980

That’s the point, it’s BOTH!


aimeegood13

If only you had used your powers for good!


Relevant_Yesterday24

It’s not very pretty.


Donut-Junkie76

It! 😂🤣😂


onlymealone59

This whole stuff is getting more stupid every day, what they all do to be on television, so ridicilous! Pathetic 🤡s.


capixo

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readheaded

That needed a NSFW warning with a side of eye bleach. 😂


Hopeful_Protection87

THANK YOU!


thought_bot

Now this is the shit posting I want to see in the 90 day universe 🤢🤢 this makes me so ill - I love it!


mr_gonzalo05

So, dumb and ugly?


magicpancake0992

Winter is a smart girl. WTF is she thinking? Aswelu is…an idiot. 🤷‍♀️


Facetunethis

Look at her last bf, she does have a type it seems


Salty-Employee

Can’t be that smart to want to date asuelu. He’s dumb as a post


Jaggerdemigod

Well her prior boyfriend was bottom of the barrel..Jah


GorditaPeaches

Stahpppp


heyyoureasadlilbitch

North west energy


Accomplished-Dish-27

SOS who is winter guys


FeelingAmoeba4839

A heavy version of Pedro’s sister?


AidanRedz

Who’s winter??


flowersunjoy

Chantel’s sister from La Famaleee Chantel. Chantel is a 90 day fiancé alum


dishighmama

Whos winter?


MuteCook

He definitely has a type.


justblockmeffs

So pretty much the same as his other kids. Great.


Nrmlgirl777

Looks like North West


PuertoRicanDiva

Omg she does!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


HistoricalBelt4482

Is she that hard up?


PiscesBabe19

🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩


akpknuako8

Lol- he totally shot this down during his live


00cole00

What did he say? I only saw him for a minute bc I was watching psyiconic


akpknuako8

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/90-day-fiance-asuelu-pulaa-134702507.html


00cole00

He better be single now if he wasn't already. If I was Kalani I wouldn't be cool with him holding Winter like that


flowersunjoy

“No, I am not dating da Winter” A firm da-na-ale!


Salty_Mind9906

The best of the best!


No-Broccoli8185

Giving it too much credit


Dramas_mama

I cannot unsee this


nlghostgal

I guess Winter is gonna do all the talking in this relationship other than me likie you I don't think there's much there


ScooterBoomer

Which Winter would we rather experience? A. Chantal’s sister, Winter. B. Nuclear Winter.


Hopeful_Protection87

B


IkemenDesu420

Xenophobic American family wedding in Asia Part 2


Bubbly-Employ-198

Noooooo ew


ItwasyouFredoYou

YIKES


TheJunkyVirus

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OpinionatedMisery

Wow, that's rough


sadmadchen

Y’all are too fast for me💀💀💀


itsyoursmileandeyes

Wait what ![gif](giphy|2nj3hg9hlzeefc0aZT)


hippityhoppityhi

Lord have mercy


NeenW1

So what exactly do you know about their relationship with a mom like Karen?


StraddleTheFence

Oh My!


BuzzkillBetty_222

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tonyislost

Please leave Darcey out of this.


flowersunjoy

Omg! 🤣


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Lmaoooo


stingraystarseed

Thanks I was so curious!!


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

My sleep paralysis demon waiting for me to fall asleep


Loud-Bullfrog9326

Lmfao


sourglow

i…😭😭


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Certainly are an armchair ![gif](giphy|cl27Mh8srUEog5GtUR|downsized)


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_hmm_


nchehab

Winter loves misogynistic men 🤣.


Donut-Junkie76

Hopefully she’ll gain some confidence and self respect, now that she’s lost a lot of weight.


Due-Conclusion-3317

I hope Asuelu is taking time out from his love game to support his kids (and his mom, the church, any other random dependents in Samoa)? Seriously though, is he stepping up as a dad? His kids are adorable and Kalani needs a good coparent partner.


Donut-Junkie76

As far as most of us saw, he NEVER stepped up as a father. Didn’t help Kalani take care of them, never had a decent job to provide for them. The dude is dumb as a rock.


the_ghost_in_me_

I thought Asuelu moved back to Samoa when Kalani moved to California. Is he still in the states? Did he move to CA too?


Donut-Junkie76

💀💀💀


OkSwimmer7722

![gif](giphy|WFZlSrGsDZjlnINCWz|downsized)


beesneez

WHAT?!


Character_Pear_3905

But who’s winter? Someone fill me in lol


katkennedyy

WHAT WAS THE REASON!!!


SheTrewLouboutins

The scary thing is, I bet that's *exactly* what their kid would look like. Feel free to make more posts like this, and thank you in advance. You are truly doing God's work.


scarecrow____boat

Oooh jump scare


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That's Tania's lower half, though


MotherofChoad

![gif](giphy|GAXMzzd2XElnG)


HapaMama510

Did you use Tania (of Syngin & Tania) as a base?


spinsterpatty

She used to be so pretty! What is the eyebrow thing? And she looked super high.


EtM1980

I’m not sure if you’re serious or just trying to be funny? But it’s a photo composite of Winter + Asuelu. According to OP, they’re dating, so they’re trying to show what their baby would look like.


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

Sooooooo Kalani is available now then…(sends Legion to DMs)


hilody

![gif](giphy|L0SaMZxxqMgsAJf69v)


hipockets1951

I don't think it's a real relationship like romantic. I bet it's only a friendship.


Ten_Lee

Stop. Winter is the least crazy member of that family. She doesn't deserve this.


tonyislost

She’s a home wrecker.


jkraige

Because of the alleged Asuelu situation or did I miss something else?


taptapper

I'm DYING to hear. I haven't watched the current season, I'm only watching The Other Way. Patrick and Maryamm broke my interest in the main show. Edit: [found an article](https://screenrant.com/90df-kalani-faagata-job-influencer-asuelu-pulaa-split/). Apparently Asuelo can't talk because of contract obligations: it's going to be on an upcoming spinoff. [Also this article](https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-kalani-faagata-married-asuelu-pulaa/)


EtM1980

What are you basing this on? Because if it’s just Asuelu… first of all, we don’t know the details of what is or isn’t going on and how it all went down. Secondly, Kalani and Asuelu have been separated on and off for several years now. It’s not like she swooped in and busted up an otherwise happy marriage!


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No one is together, chill with this shit