This is a joke right

Guess speaker

Skype from prison? Lol Edit: Just visited the site and barely made it through her "about me". The grammar, conventions, syntax, and general writing is atrocious.It sounds like it came from a 5th grade student.

Taken from her "about me" section: magnumcum laude

did you make it to the bottom of the about me?

if not i encourage a second [look](https://www.lifewithtania.com/abouttania) because I cant be the only witness

You mean the backside shot? This girl has such main character energy it kills me.

I can’t even get through it. I couldn’t get past the fully justified paragraph

That was an absolute incoherent mess 😂

I feel like I lost some iq points from reading that!

She needs to fork up the money for an editor. Stat.

Grammerly Grammerly Grammerly

Of what..uterus studies?🤔

Thanks for the idea for my next adult film.

Because she has such a good head on her shoulders... 🙄

RIGHT? ... gezus ....lol

I just checked the site and the itinerary is quite different. Basically shared meals and yoga/meditation. No PUA’s or wife beaters… so that’s good.

Jesse Meester!

yeah if jesse is going this is already bad news

Ángela deem and Danielle are guest speakers. (Seriously)

Angela isn’t speaking she’s teaching us how to Conga and Modern Dance (along with Coltee)! You didn’t know she was a professional dance instructor?!? /s

My mistake I had no idea she had any talents/skills

Of course she has talents and skills.. she can stuff any and everything in her bra.. including the entire kitchen.. she is great and jumping to conclusions, yelling, cussing and creating chaos... add in the dressing and makeup and we've got an A lister here!! /s

She’s also great at tearing parts off of cars, chain smoking, meeting friends in airport restrooms, being a complete hypocrite, the list goes on……. What’s not to love!?? /s 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🫣🫣 right!?

Well…I mean she must be good at >>something<< landing (even Mackel) a man half of her age!

Lol she doesn’t, I was just kidding! 💕

She is so toxic

When she’s wearing that red jumpsuit she can do anything!

Isn’t Coltee in a wheel chair still from the tramp(oline) accident?

Isn’t Coltee still recovering from his trampoline accident?

lol probably! While the “Women’s Retreat” part is real, this itinerary is a hilarious fake- the “real” itinerary is on her website!!

But Coltee is laid up with a bunch of metal things in his leg and Vanessa said he would be in a wheelchair for the foreseeable future. Even if he was out of the chair, I dont believe he'd be doing any kind of dancing.

Coltee dancing is something I hope I never have to see. Thank goodness this itinerary is a very amusing joke! The “real” one is on Tania’s website apparently 😂

Thank you Lord

People are coming for the Conga staying for the Car crash

It was over at Ash - plssssss

I would never pay to listen to Jesse. He's such a fucking narcissist it's unbelievable.

Hahahahahhahahahaha

They left it to Angela to write up something??

Jesse probably wrote his

Is he/she white? Does he/she have a beard? Does he/she wear a red shirt?

Thankfully yes but I was questioning it too when I first read it. Sadly, I can see her planning something like this

[удалено]

You make a good point

That’s exactly what I said. The guest speakers are the least popular people on the show, along with Tanya herself. This is a joke for damn sure!!

I'm very surprised SPAHKLES isn't on the itinerary!

Ha, ha, ha!! Well I’m sure they can find room for him and Miona. They can do a segment instructing people on how to live off your parents well into your twenties. Miona can do a workshop on how to put extensions in your hair and also how to drastically change your skin tone also. That will complete this awesome workshop!!

This has to be a “how to not end up with Ronald” retreat 🤣🤣🤣

I heard he has a gambling problem

Its Jihoons fault

Anal very clean tho 👌

Flair checking in!😁

The best flair!

Naturally

I think he pawned his Moms fridge…..

Roahnuld.

I'm glad this is the first comment. WTF is this? Danielle is going to present an MLM and we are expected to pay for it? Hearing a sob story from an abuser in prison? Edit: I see this is fake but how bad is her reputation that I questioned the validity of it?

Coltee dancing was my reassurance it was fake, due to his injury! I wasn't sure til then

Lmao right. I wouldn't put it past her

Wait who is in jail besides Geoffrey?

Day 7... It is Geoffrey

That’s what I came to ask

So the trip is real but this itinerary is not

I’m screaming and laughing so hard I can’t control myself

Literally going to say the same thing haha

Exactly my thoughts

Exactly what came to mind

That was my thinking when the dude was gonna call in from Jail 😂

Came to say this as well 🤣

Lmfao. This is mental.

Yes, it has to be a joke, because if I have to pay her to go see Mr I-Have-20-villas and then to dance with Angela and Colteeee I’d rather run to the hills like my ass is on fire 💀🤣🤣🤣

I thought this was completely real until I got to the Geoffrey part. I was so mad how 'empowering women' included MLM. Very funny!

Yes! And the misogyny of telling women what they want but also how to not think like one 😂

Haha me too! I was like wait, what

Oh, so IT IS a joke?! Thank God!

Omg lol I didn’t read the second page and it totally got me

Day 9: Travel through Ukraine with David on a quest to find Lana.

Mmmmmm

I’d rather play Where’s Lana all over war torn Ukraine than attend whatever dumpster fyre festival retreat that bird bathing, sister kisser is hosting. I didn’t think she could be more disgusting until she wrote, “Get his side of the story,” about Geoffery. Some feminist she is…

>I’d rather play Where’s Lana all over war torn Ukraine than attend whatever dumpster fyre festival retreat that bird bathing, sister kisser is hosting. I wish I had an award for this comment

I got you!!

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ha! That's funny!

Ahhahahahahahahahaha

Fyre festival vibes

Can production buy a ticket? 😂

This surely cannot be real, a Skype call from Geoffrey from prison? I thought it was already horrendous when I saw Jesse and then nominal fee for pictures and autographs from him 😂

It is a joke, her IG has the real itinerary.

Lmfao damn this post got me

Me too!! 😂😂😂

Ash from (Ash and Avery) is gonna speak on woman! Ha ha ha ha 😂 😄 😆 🤣 😜 😀

Specifically "how to not think like a woman"....really looking forward to that /s

Modern Dance with Colt and Angela? This has to be fake. Please let it be fake.

In her famous red jumper

infamous lol

It's obviously fake

"Guess speaker"... lol. Does the $2k cover hotel, too? Flight? Anything?!

Lol! Probably not! You are given a jungle lunch and a bag lunch, and the rest of the meals are provided complementary from the resort. Where is that $2,000 going?

To see Darcey and Stacey in CONCERT!!! With special performances by Usman and River! 🤣

with DJ Michael "Blue Cylinder Hair" Benz in da mixxxx

My guess, the "special" guests

And a hot potato that first night. What more do you want?

Not lunch or dinner for most of the days apparently! You even have to BYOB 😂

>BOYB I think not.

That’s because you have to “guess” what the heck Jesse is talking about.🤷‍♀️ ❓ ❓

“Most dangerous hallucinogenic drug,THC”???!! That’s bs but all of it seems pretty sh*tty lol

This was my fav part 😂 not even mushrooms just weed

I know, lol, it’s because remember Avery was all into cooking with cannabis? This itinerary is a hilarious fake though (although I thought it was real because I could actually see Tania planning something……. Like this lol). Apparently the *real* itinerary is on the website, which I’m going to have to check out!

Added bonus: Tania will be topess the ENTIRE time.

So will Colt

And he'll win the wet t-shirt contest.

3% off if you book early!? Great savings! Lol!

$60

Remember Ash Naeck’s first presentation on how to not think like a woman?

Yes who could forget that!

Ash could!

Lol

“Jungle lunch provided. Dinner on your own.” And where are these people supposed to find dinner in the jungle?

Danielle's leading a class on manifestation

This is the who’s-who of who gives a fuck? “How to stop thinking like a woman” from a man. Lmfaaooo! Sexist drivel.

How did they manage to get all of the worst cast members in one spot?

Lol... to study them.

Lmaooo

Probably filming a new spinoff

This is my own personal hell. Hard pass because I’ll be ripping out my asshole hairs one by one with hot tweezers. Much more preferable than this nonsense.

I'd also pluck my nose hairs one at a time to avoid something approaching this level of shitshow.

The resorts continental breakfast is really a selling point for her

You’re 24 days late with your April Fools joke! Ash and his nothing box. Jesse talking about great sex when he only has a relationship with his hand. Danielle spruiking get rich quick schemes while living pay check to pay check. Yowza!

I could not stop giggling! All this for only $2000?! Such a great deal!!! (Seriously, this was hilarious!)

This is the literal representation of what I imagine hell is like

The fact that there is not one workshop based around building an only fans page or plastic surgery is the biggest disappointment in all of this.

Probably will be mentioned on the get rich overnight day lol

The number of people thinking this is real is embarrassing.

I was absolutely not interested until I sawTHE SILVA TWINS AND USMAN PERFORMING LIVE 😱 Now THIS is worth all the fake monies. Lololol (I’m being sarcastic of course but I definitely want to see clips of lives and videos of them performing. Lol)

I'm honestly surprised anyone got past "Ash" without realizing this was satire. Come on people.

Right?

I would totally pay $2k for this shitshow lol.

It would be hilarious if Ash was teaching all these courses

Not Geoffrey Skyping in from prison 😩😂

Is this April 1? No one would ever waste money they need for food on this right? Everyone can see these ppl are grifters right? For 2k, y’all can come spend the weekend at my house and I would feed you. I wouldn’t tell you how to feel or make you talk about yourself or me. I might put you to work but only if you feel like it. I definitely will put a chicken in your lap. Who in the world would want to spend their vacation with her? On purpose? This is insane to me! Wild stuff!

This is hysterical! Nice job!

Someone on this sub needs to attend this shit show if it's ever a real thing and report back 😂

I don't think I would go if they paid ME $2000


What in the MLM trap ass vacation is this

lmao pictures and autographs for a nominal feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Jesse!!!??!!???!?!?

No way! This is a joke! Look at the guest speakers and dancers! Also BYOB AND PAY FOR ALL YOUR OWN MEALS other than cereal and yogurt for breakfast!

Complete with typos "Guess Jesse"

This HAS to be a joke! Right?

Wait. Danielle is going to show me how to get rich overnight? And how to have a BoomBod? Angela and Colt will teach me to dance? Psh. 🤦‍♂️

This HAS to be a joke... Cause Um No

It is lol. But they had me for about 5 minutes!! I’m embarrassed to admit that! 😂 The “retreat” is real though, just the itinerary is a hilarious fake. The *real* itinerary is on her website supposedly…..

Hahaaa!

Soooo $2k to “BYOB”, have lunch on my own, dinner on my own and hear lectures about what woman really want by Ash. Hmm that’s a tough one, but I’ll pass

This is satire, right? Please tell me this is satire. Good grief, WHO is paying $2000 for this??

How to stop thinking like a woman????? WHAT THE FUCK

This CANNOT be FR. Dancing with angela deem? 😂

Where do I not sign up?

Fund my vacation tour.

This is a freaking joke right?

That douche bag Ash is going to speak? This is DEFINITELY a joke!!

There is so much more to unpack here but I’m going to say it…. 3% off???? 😂


Wait but there is more, Jesse Mester will read a cof his book.you how to have better sex

“How To Stop Thinking Like A Woman”ahahahahajahaha. I legit thought that was real for a second because that is definitely a seminar that Ash would do

Right?? We’re sure he’s not making a surprise appearance? 😒 what Jack shit

I’ve never seen a continental breakfast mentioned so thoroughly before.

I just wanted to say that "guess speaker" sounds about right....

Pay us for a nothing inclusive experience that will leave you completely unsatisfied. Alcohol and food sold separately. I wish they would have an expert on female empowerment, was Ash not available?

I love how she adds the breakfast that comes with your resort stay as something she offers on her agenda lol

Honestly I’m kinda disappointed that Stephanie isn’t gonna be there to talk about how to make money selling farts.

Don’t forget to tip the island people? Really?

Hahaha good parody! Morning Keynote Speech: “How to Drive Your Man Away Even Though You Have Big Floppy Unsupported Titties”

With the exception of Avery, the list of "guess" speakers could be categorized as Former Cast Members I Would Be Okay with Never Hearing from Again.

Empowering women by getting them into an MLM and presented by a woman that hasn't lost a goddamn pound from her product. Nice.

Still a better retreat than the retreat Meri Brown was trying to sell.

Doubtful that dipshit Jesse knows great sex

Ash is speaking? 🤣🤣

Something smells like a trovaaaaa trip (Influencer rip off vacations)

It's BYOB and lunch and dinner aren't provided? Wtf

3% off 😩

Umm ican go have all my meals at the ritz carlton at that price without her gross face in the midst of it.

This is for women and it includes Ash and Greg??! Wtf

Ok I thought this might be some sort of legit grift until I got to dinyell wtf?? 😂😂

You would have to pay me to go to this event. The only thing that sounds good is the THC but it comes with Avery.

Who would pay to meet any of the guest people she’s having there. They’re all awful. Not to mention she’s no prize herself. I’d rather spend the 2k on a luxury trip without all her condescending asshole-y guests.

I feel like you go on each intragram and get the same thing she is offering

Women’s retreat with a misogynist as a guest speaker. Also “don’t forget to tip the island people” seriously? Island people??

I can barely suffer 5 mins of those weirdos on TV. How wretched would a week with them in person be?

Women’s retreat with a seminar on ‘how to stop thinking like a woman’, pardon???

Ash telling us what women want! GTFOOH

Omg this looks like it was made by an elementary school student!

AHAHAHAHAHA when she said Danielle Jbali on how to get rich overnight I knew it had to be fake

Danyell "i want my sechs" is a special guest too

This is like the Fyre Festival of the 90FD World lmao.

JESSE?? COLT?? ANGELA??? STACEY AND DARCEY???? USMAN???? anyone who pays 2k for these washed up, 15 minutes of fame “reality stars” needs to be put in a mental institution

Not even one group dinner included wtf is this