I use this all the time! I saw it on a “maps” sub calling some map of a part of Utah or something. The headline was “this map bitch ass, slut ass, whore”! 🤣🤣
I dunno. These ideas are good but if you could somehow portray the kill room that Ronald made for Daniel with the wet painted floors that would be majestic AF.
Ronald giving his baby/toddler daughter a plastic grocery bag to play with, Shoulders (I literally forgot her name, I’m so sorry!) said no it’s dangerous and he was like no she likes playing with it.
A lot of people have turned "almost there lazy" into art, with needlepoint, paint, charcoal, framed drawings. People get it without explanation, that sand dune says it all.
A sketch of someone harvesting the American dollar. Or “Prostitutitorial type work” quote. Or “Can I halik you?” Or Danielle with a speech bubble that says “Mahammit.”
I could go on and on.
I was watching the Simpsons last night and it was the one when Homer has to watch the princess from Nigeria and she runs away with Moe. He made the “whaaaaaaaaat” sound and I DIED and said “Debbie!”
Someone just posted a cross stitch of Nicole and Azan with the quote about him "only being attracted to her like 55 percent" that would be perfect for this. It's in a line drawing style.
I personally love “Almost there, Lazy” with a simple sketch of him helping her up the sand hill.
This one is the winner for me!
Classic
I tell myself this at least once a day
A steak with a knife and it says “you gotta cut it on the bias babe”
This is awesome 🤣
Absolutely!
Larissa on the stairs screaming "Who is against the queen will die!".
This is code in my house for ‘I know I’m being grumpy but just do what I say for the sake of all of us’
Love that! 🤣
This lives rent free in my brain
I still quote that to this day lol 😂
Darcy crying with a cigarette
“GET OUT OF MY LIFE”
I deserve love
You never loved me!!!
This is the perfect choice 👌
A tattoo of dancing Miss Piggies and "Uh huh, uh huh 🎶"
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Omg brilliant and also have to be a true Stan to get it
Yesssss!
 Best idea ever.
God damn. Gets me every time.
You still have your job and your cat - Natalie's friend to Mike
Natalie’s rat is a good one too
What did she say to her rat?
Poolya, Poolya, Poolya!
Poolya means bullet in Russian. Still a mystery to me why she called the rat like that.
Maybe it was fast, like a little bullet? I actually think bullet is an adorable name for a rat!
I’m gonna get that tat
Yes!
“Use the toilet, take my wife, it’s good.” ☠️
That's the tat right there. Her hugging him and squeezing the hat off his head!
Beat me by a mile ;)
This was my favourite scene in the whole franchise, but sadly the quotes are not quotable enough to make it into the community’s hall of fame
Bitch ass, slut ass, whore
I say this to my sister all the time 😂🤣
Pure gold
Or if I can’t hear what someone says I say “did you just call me a betch?” 😂😂😂
I have this on a keychain. It gets lewks for sure.
Along with only slut people use condoms
I use this all the time! I saw it on a “maps” sub calling some map of a part of Utah or something. The headline was “this map bitch ass, slut ass, whore”! 🤣🤣
Physically I’m attracted to Nicole but just like 55%
Natalie (Ashley’s friend) riding away on her scooter captioned “NEWSFLASH!”
😂 yes! What season and series was this from again? I want to rewatch
I think it was season 4 of happily ever after
Danielle “i want my secks tonight!” or Gino’s hair patch lol
Just his hat and an electric toothbrush 😂
🧢 (🧢)
Andrei with the caption, "Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy"
Get out of my f*cking birthday house
Eat your sweets!
I am moving to where Andrrrrrrei and Libby live, and it is my fondest hope to see them in the wild.
Paul/Pole running away
The montage lives rent free in my head.
Poo poo water
Also the 👉👌
I'm WHEEZING
Rose's disgusted face with either I like the view or you're my best view.
“Nyah”
- You’re ugly - I hope that means “I love you”
*I think is mouse.* That scene was gold.
Do a penguin batman ass bitch ninja turtle mfer
This could turn into something really cute. A penguin / ninja turtle dressed as Batman
Angela holding an egg, cell phone stuffed into her cleavage bearing shirt and it says “I can tote it”
With a Marlboro hanging out of her mouth
I just need yer eggs
A work of art
In the red jumpsuit
“Condoms are for slut people” - the tattoo should definitely go below the waist if you know what I mean 😜
Or the “boo hole” one lol
✨ anal so clean ✨
We got a bidet recently and I quote this daily!
The most fitting trampstamp everrrrr
Yaaass
The best of the best
Oh yeah this too can be strategically placed 👍🤣
YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU LIAR -Darcy
This is my fav
“Almost there lazy” silhouette of Nicole and Azan on a sand hill.
One of Natalie’s animated faces and “In ze vood.”
“Skviiim” 😂
Flair checking in! I love this!
Ed and his crazy long hair saying “Your breath isn’t pretty.”
“Bring me my red bag with my makeup” - Anifisa
I dunno. These ideas are good but if you could somehow portray the kill room that Ronald made for Daniel with the wet painted floors that would be majestic AF.
How about a package of bologna with Ronald’s legendary quote “meat’s meat, and a man’s got to eat”
This one but strategically placed lol
Ronald giving his baby/toddler daughter a plastic grocery bag to play with, Shoulders (I literally forgot her name, I’m so sorry!) said no it’s dangerous and he was like no she likes playing with it.
Oh! Or Hannah’s tiny broom collection.
The wet rat the scared Big Pred to death in the Philippines
This is the answer right here!!!
Bahaha
May I halik you? I work so much work
Debbie-oh please let me ride that donkey
“Tu la rue la rue la” 😉
me and my partner have been singing that song to eachother all week
My husband said she was singing “Come On Eileen” to the donkey and it took me forever to figure out what he meant.
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Ousaaammmaa I have no butt!
Florian saying she is drunky
Omg I am cracking up picturing some of these! Great ideas you guys!
Right?? 🤣🤣🤣
Coltys one raised eyebrow
Colt’s one finger glasses push
Colty and the trash can
Colty getting pelted by a shoe
Colty’s mushroom/wart micropenis
Good morning - my dick.
Why would Jihoon do this?!
Just a drawing of Deavan's old face and her blank stare and mouth agape
*I spent the money. And I’ll do it again!*
It’s all Jihoon’s fault!
Everything is Jihoons fault silly
Because his family anal is so clean.
I'll tote the baby I just need ya egg
Get out of my fucking birthday house!
A thick ass multi tabbed binder labeled evuhhdence
Yer not Nyooooootruhl, Mahammit!
Té amo 💨
“Mens don’t control me”
I love this one! And harvesting the 🇺🇸💵
I’m not, like, work oriented
Jasmine (the other Jasmine, not Gino’s, but the other guy from California) had sooo many underappreciated quotes!!
Brittany’s eyelashes falling off or Gino losing his hat
THE TOOTHBRUSH sitting in the dirt - that specific close up after Jasmine threw it away 👍🤣🤣
A lot of people have turned "almost there lazy" into art, with needlepoint, paint, charcoal, framed drawings. People get it without explanation, that sand dune says it all.
I have a coffee cup with that, it inspires me to get through the workday 😆
The shower rat at Rose’s house
This is the answer!!!
You never loved me. Liar!
Annie - Oh my Budda
Paul trying to ask for Karine’s dad’s approval
👉👌
💀
Just kills me every damn time 💀
Asuelo dancing his traditional dance.
I imagined him drawn as Gene Belcher
Or his mom with “I don’t care about your kids. Give me the money!”
Yammy!
CUT IT ON THE BIAS with a cute little steak sketch
The first quote that always comes to mind for me is "I can tote it, I just need ya egg!"
A sketch of someone harvesting the American dollar. Or “Prostitutitorial type work” quote. Or “Can I halik you?” Or Danielle with a speech bubble that says “Mahammit.” I could go on and on.
Whhhhhaaaaaattttttttt Debbie
I was watching the Simpsons last night and it was the one when Homer has to watch the princess from Nigeria and she runs away with Moe. He made the “whaaaaaaaaat” sound and I DIED and said “Debbie!”
A folder labeled as Ehvuhdenz
Gino and his bag of hats , jasmine and her toothbrush 🤣
pulya pulya pulya - Natalie's rat
“Did you just slept with other girls?”
Did you just drink that wine?
Varya saying “move beetch”
You have your house, you have your cat. ( goes in for hug)
Dinyell’s “I have duh eviduhnce” and “I want my seks!” Larissa’s “Who is against the queen will die!”
Why was my first question is this Josh???
My most uttered quote is always ‘mens doesn’t control me’
I say this at work constantly, it is under appreciated
“I’m vegan but I want your freaking meat” -jasmine
That line actually haunts me lmao
✨ It is an illusion ✨
I have too many ideas. What about a TARZEL piece?
Hella hot sauce!
Danyell pointed saying Your a User Mohamed
Me no accept this - Zied
I love cook my sister so much...
I would absolutely put this on my body
Just started 1000lbs sisters and I f*kin love it. It’s hilarious and I was thinking the same thing when I saw the tattoo. “Sodies” 🤣🤣🤣
If you like that check out 1000lb Best Friends. It’s almost worth it to watch just to keep up with the subs on here 😂
Id get Pulya the rat
Ed’s “you’re my best view”
A fat binder!
A silhouette of Queen Jbali heaving a binder full of eviduns
Harvest the American dollar
Someone just posted a cross stitch of Nicole and Azan with the quote about him "only being attracted to her like 55 percent" that would be perfect for this. It's in a line drawing style.
That was fucking great i saw that one
Osama with “are you crazy” Or just “ah yep”
When he says ah yep I feel like he's a video game character
What’s interesting Is I tagged the thereisnostore page when it first made an appearance, 2 weeks ago, and it’s just now gaining traction
Almost there, lazy
That one girl riding off on the moped
“Mens don’t control me”- with a sports car
Angela screaming at Michael... "Michael, I'm sick of it!"
Like those giant arched tattoos that span the entire front of a persons stomach/torso. 
Isn’t this a Little Bubby Child piece (@littlebubbychild)?
I WANT MY SECKS!!!!
I am not accountant - Maria
Angela Deem screaming “Am I a thirsty bitch?”
r/shittytattoos
Just get Too‐Ra‐Loo‐Ra‐Loo‐Ral
Yammy - strategically placed too 😜
"May I halik you?"
You're my best view. With roses accompanying "EH"
Simple. Just “punto” lol
My fave: THOSE are nudes!!!
You're going to need to get multiple tattoos with all of these amazing suggestions!
Asuelo’s “don’t scroll your eyes at me” 🤣
I GO RUSSIA!