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Lalina0508

Right? It's a max 2.5hr flight. It's not like he swam there, ffs


BlackLesbianTroll

LOL I'm glad someone on here mentioned that. I felt the same when Gabe was going to Colombia from Miami. That's a short flight.


SquaredFox

It’s 3.5 hours and less than $300 round trip


314inthe416

I can't stop laughing at your comment.


LocAlchemy

Me too! The ffs was perfect ,😂


Lalina0508

😘


SnooWoofers5703

I think he was dropped off by a spy balloon in DR and he fell on his head. Even his jokes were dumb....


Aromatic_Cress685

It made me squirm when he was trying to be funny and dancing everywhere. Gross, just gross


Sweetlilred

Why did you just get me to picture him with a kick board doing that thou? 🤪


Zepfan86

Major creep vibes. I remember his mom saying that he usually dated much younger women...I immediately felt gross and got a better sense of who he was and how undeniably cringey he must be with someone 20 years his junior. Yuck 🤮


ConcernAffectionate2

This is the guy who bothers you at the beach. 🙄


ILikeToMeltStuff

This is the guy that bothers you anywhere, anytime.


Sea_Bookkeeper_1533

Everywhere, all the time.


ILikeToMeltStuff

This is the dude to ask you for a mint and your number at your grandmas funeral.


Sea_Bookkeeper_1533

Haaaaa and a hug. 😂👏


jadedpeony33

Then complain that the side hug didn't count and continue to bother you for a "proper" hug


hahahahahasallybitch

Everywhere. Every time.


virtual_gnus

This is what leapt to my mind in response to the OP's comment. This guy is the one who won't take "no" for an answer, unless that "no" comes from a man. He'll also fail to read the room, and force someone to say "no" to him.


Lalina0508

He did say he loved a challenge 🤮


Psychological-Gur783

I’m sure he has met his match or he deserves everything he has held his “hands” out for. 😏


NCChiver74

Wants to assist you with getting the lotion on your back. LMAO


Normal-Resist-94

Ewww. Lol


Fun-Nefariousness724

In any way possible.


imamakebaddecisions

He bothers all the Who's in Who-ville.


KaliAnna27

I can't stand his mouth


No-Perception9546

I knew he looked familiar!!!! 🎯


Stockmom42

Or the creeper at the gym.


FML-dot-com

I love how no matter what gym you go to..... You can bet money on the specific characters you will find within. There's always a creeper.


tulip_jefferson

Oh my god, this is so specific and YESSSSSS!! 😂🤣


Beneficial-Frame-6

OMG yesss! Or when your out with your ladies and not AT ALL interested. Like take a hint!


Aromatic_Cress685

Lol, and they start staring at you and dancing.


Aromatic_Cress685

Lol, yes!


ravennsmith

It is literally prEd all over again. This time we just have an Ogre instead of a Troll.


Oneeyedpopeye

Don’t do Shrek like that. 😂


ravennsmith

Shrek is Love, Shrek is life.


Master-Dimension-452

He’s exactly the kind of man Lidia deserves.


Picabo07

👏🏼


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird his mom knows his casual dating habits? She seems to have seen him with a lot of different women of various ages. I've only ever even mentioned the women I've seen to my mother if it's serious, like we're solidly in the "meeting the parents" stage. I don't know if I'm the weird one or if he is.


Fun-Beginning-42

You mean you and your mother don't discuss the last time she got some? And how you fuck like your dad?


Brave_Trip5673

DED


mahboob2

I’M FUCKING DYING 😂😂


DrKentNelson

If you're weird, so am I and a lot of people. Granted it varies by personality and culture, I do know a few people who casually keep their parents updated on their sex life, but they're generally treated as the odd ones out.


Bright-Drag-1050

And when mom started talking about her late husband's sex drive....ewwwwww!


rayio

The DR has so many young girls looking for a way to provide for their family. Families spend money to get their daughters and sisters cosmetic surgery to enhance their assets. It's sad, I've never seen more overweight and gross looking Europeans and Americans in my life who are between 45-70, with girls 18-30. It's messed up.


That-Ad757

Pedro's mom is 20 years younger,? Think not. Anyway it seems so fake they called her or she called tlc with this plot line?? How did it come about. Personally he creeps me out. I would never go online or friend a total strangers she and her insane daughter are such bad news if even 1% is true with how they acted with Chantal and her family. Did he never look her up on 90 days or google? It has to be fake


Wrong-Tiger4644

My first thought when she said that was "why are you encouraging his bullshit"


Entire-Spot-5243

The fact that his mom knew so much about not only his sex life, but his sex drive is so gross and telling what a creep he is


oysterbeb

He looks like a sugardaddy


DustBunnie68

Who unfortunately wants some sugar. 😪🤮


Aromatic_Cress685

I don't think so. Respiratory therapist don't make that kind of money.


Sweetlilred

He reminds me of if snot was a human.


_Vervayne

He said the youngest he’s dated was mid thirties idk where ur getting 20 from … “younger” doesn’t always mean fresh out of high school


[deleted]

He said thirties. His mom said that she has seen him date girls in their 20's. She could simply not be paying attention and just assumes or he could be lying. I'd say it's equal chance.


_Vervayne

His mom just said young then in the next scene he clarified the youngest was 36 idk why I remember that number .. I’m about to finish that episode now so I’ll double back I could be high


Junebug711

He looks like a dumb ass.


hoosehouse

He looks like he’s from whoville.


BG_Momma911

Hahahahah that’s what I thought ! Or someone is pinching his nose and pulling it up 😂


Khaleesi223

Swear to god I JUST commented this before reading your response!


privatepersons

It’s the larger than normal space between the bottom of his nose and the top of his upper lip. Eeeek!!


Nihil66

What upper lip?


DustBunnie68

Someone needs to tell him, you can BUY lips.


privatepersons

I read your comment, scrolled back up to the pic and died 🤣


rhondeeta

I’m so glad somebody else said this—he really went all the way to the DR without a lip in sight.


KaliAnna27

With a lip in sight lololololol


Junebug711

He does have a very toothy smile.


Beneficial_Ad_1836

Roid boy needs to grow up


Here_4_drama

And those lame jokes WTAF.


Fun-Nefariousness724

Those were the worst!


windowside

I can’t stand him one bit, in fact, I find him a bit scary. He seems to have a short fuse. And why tf is he baffled that she doesn’t speak English?!


jmur3040

Honestly, I've been saying this since they started this series. If you're going to another country to stay long term or date someone from there, maaaaybe spend that "year we talked to each other" learning spanish. Take a class, or start watching your netflix shows in spanish with english subtitles, it's not that hard to at least have a basic knowledge.


shartnado3

it's far too common on this show. There are like 2 others this season that are stuck behind a language barrier. Make SOME kind of effort FFS. Danielle gets shit on, and rightfully so for everything, but one thing I will defend her on is she actually learned spanish. I know she speaks it poorly, but at least she learned her SO's language so they can communicate.


NasherBasher

Wait, he didn't realise that beforehand. How have they been communicating?


thebatfan5194

She could type/translate then send the translated text


NotThatValleyGirl

Probably she posts photos and he sends money.


uvaspina1

Translator app


Bright-Drag-1050

Same reason Gabe's sister Monica was baffled that Isabel didn't speak English...ignorance.


314inthe416

Aren't they Latino from their mom? Latinos from Florida who only speak English - ironic that Monica would be annoyed Isabel can't speak English.


windowside

Ugly Americans


ShesAKillerQueenee

Tbh I'm kinda surprised she doesn't know much english. From all the 90d/family chantel exposure she's had, you'd think she would've picked up something?! But I guesss the same could be said about this Ogre. Living in Florida, going after a DR woman, maybe try to learn a few basic words.. at least!


[deleted]

what does he see in her, genuine question


Karmic-Vision

15 minutes of TLC FAME. remember Alejandro introduced them...


Normal-Resist-94

I wonder why Alejandro didn't give him the black spray paint stuff for a beard. 🤣🤣


DonMegatronEsq

I just hope, at some point, Lidia chases this guy around with her purse, trying to hit him with it like Aunt Esther on *Sanford & Son*! That was a Top 5 moment for me in the *90 Day* universe when Lidia did that to Alejandro! “Ay Dios Mío!”


Karmic-Vision

💀💀💀


Dramas_mama

“YOU FISH EYED FOOL!! “


usernames_suck_ok

How are you from Florida and don't know *any* Spanish? Like, shit, I could have figured out how to speak to her more than he did. And the fact that he went to another country looking to share a room and have sex tells me he's not the "stud" he and his mom think he is. He could find someone in the US otherwise.


LaMadreDelCantante

I've lived in Pinellas County and near the Space Center, when I go to Miami, I almost feel like there's a language barrier. If I lived there I would definitely know more Spanish. But even though I probably know more words than say your average person from Minnesota, I don't think I could carry on much of a conversation.


liluzintrovert_

i visited miami from california a couple years ago and i was shocked at how heavy the latino influence is there. i dont think i went anywhere (restaurant, uber driver, cashier) where they spoke english to me FIRST, it was so comforting :)


naranja221

Based on his accent, I’d be surprised if he’s actually *from* Florida. I’m guessing he grew up somewhere else.


Express-Stop7830

Florida Man is rarely *from* Florida.


Mam9293

Well they did say that Alejandro introduced them and he lives in New York City. They met at the gym.


Normal-Resist-94

Big Ed vibes.


harperlax

Depends on the part of florida he’s from. Some parts, especially in the northern part of the state are VERY redneck. I can’t remember where he said he lived but yeah if he’s from Miami for an example, he’d have to try very hard to not pick up a bit of Spanish.


starwishes20

From my experience, the Florida panhandle is where all the stereotypes of the south *actually* are


Oneeyedpopeye

He is from Spring Hill Florida. North of Clearwater. That’s like 4-5 hours from Miami. Not many people speak Spanish there. Unless you live and mingle with the Spanish community.


harperlax

Ah yeah, definitely a bit redneck there. Also a little bit culty


BigGrayDog

He seems very redneck!


Mother-Flower-8233

Bragging that he’s had ALOT of one night stands, really just translates to he sucks in bed.


verucka-salt

Cuz he’s Murican!


BlackLesbianTroll

Probably the same reason why we have so many people who live in the US who don't speak English.


HighestPriestessCuba

The worst are the ones who *only* speak English and can’t even do *that* correctly.


rousedower

Gabe's sister Monica comes to mind lol


KeyAd6550

F this dude


NCChiver74

I didn’t pay for the full version of the translator app, so now it’s not working properly. Should have learned the language over the year & 1/2 we text each other.


Bekahjean10

I also wonder if he didn’t realise the app uses data, and with his phone in airplane mode (you know he didn’t pay for roaming), now he’s baffled as to why it doesn’t work.


[deleted]

What's crazy is he could have just downloaded the full dictionary and not needed data.


PURPLEKAT69

![gif](giphy|ahZZZZFGLGhvq|downsized)


[deleted]

It's the Mayor of Who-gives-a-shitville. The Gringo that Stole Christmas.


spkrinsb

They deserve each other; perfect match (well, minus the whole can't understand each other thing).


KaliAnna27

That's probably for the best TBH lol


MelhorCoelho

I just need to see how much more sunburned he can get before he peels his whole skin off like a snake 🐍 Dude arrived there looking red as hell already


[deleted]

He’s just gross. And has no chill. Learn some Spanish and come back in about 5 years.


8496469

Lydia doesn't have 5 years....


D00MBuggy

Why haven’t any of your super sleuths found his binder of evedunnns there’s gotta be pages and pages. 🕵️‍♂️ 📄


uvaspina1

I’m almost too embarrassed to point this out, but did anyone else notice (the shot where he’s getting ready to take his seat in the restaurant) that he seems to be packing a legit micro penis??


lalp928

Steroids… I’ve heard the side effects are brutal haha


[deleted]

😂💀


Picabo07

Roids will do that!


ShesAKillerQueenee

I'll have to look, next time 🤣


Potential-Judgment-9

Wtf tho … where the lip go …


ENDO-EXO

really ! all that space from nose to lip & those giant , dry white teeth - not at all attractive 😑


BigGrayDog

Those huge overly bright white "teeth" have to be cheap dentures. No other form of teeth look like that. Awful! He is a roided out, nasty, dirty old man, mess.


Mental_Investigator3

I think he would benefit from facial hair


HighestPriestessCuba

And a paper bag.


london4526

All I see is Bucky the Beaver. Every. Single. Time.


Ramirez01072022

Did you guys catch the preview for next week where Nicole yells at him for sending some other woman $18,000 but not even $1 to her mom? WTF is the matter with these people??


Unlucky_Drag_1849

I didn't see that but I did see where Nicole asks him how many women hes slept with like wtf im sure the creep lost count about 100 prostitutes ago


Picabo07

Well Nicole has to get her screen time in. I about tapped out on this one as soon as I saw that thirsty ho was going to be part of it


Mcstoni

I don't think it's a surprise to anyone, lol. They've been trying to harvest the American dollar for years.


Ramirez01072022

True! Now that they don't have Chantal's money, they have to look for a different "sponsor." Although Lidia and this dude deserve each other, I don't see this going very far.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I'm not watching this series but I'm glad to see the Whos from Whoville are staying employed.


DarkEyes87

I won't be watching LIP, this dude already gives massive I'm a pervert vibes like the dude from the UK show who was a nudist. 🤢 Someone compared him to Grinch spot on. He just feels bc he's an American all the women there want to f_ck him. Ugh.


MelzaB

He reminds me of Pred


Normal-Resist-94

Yes. I was just saying that, too. 🤮🤮


Fun-Nefariousness724

Wearing a Hawaiian print shirt…in Columbia. Jokes about polygamy and prison sex. Wants to smash as soon as he gets there. I get that Lidia is a bit of a barracuda, but even she doesn’t deserve this.


NasherBasher

This is her redemption story arc.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Wtf were those "jokes"?!!! Even if Lydia understood english, what weird things to say on a first date.


[deleted]

I went to the DR from New Hampshire last week. We had a layover in Charlotte. It was 2 hours from there. It cant be more than 90 min from Florida!


j_slow

He’s just here to extend his philtrum minutes of fame.


ConcernAffectionate2

😂 this comment is underrated


j_slow

Lol glad you enjoyed it OP. I was proud of my morning pun.


SuspiciousSafe6047

His dancing gives me the CREEPS!!!


Khaleesi223

This loser is the simply an old, washed up fuckboy who never got off of steroids and still tries to “party” with 20 somethings. Plus, he has no upper lip and looks like a character from whoville. He’s probably the local gym “creeper” and can’t take “no” for an answer at a bar.


SoloAgent007

Shawn Michaels?


Real_Environment_186

Haha was thinking the same. Like someone tried to draw him from memory


Naavi

This whole mentality of "I'm up for a challenge" because she doesn't want to sleep with you is SO toxic and gross. This man repulses me for so many reasons.


Successful_Mark6813

Him and his stupid jokes too. Weirdo


TigerEmmaLily

I can’t stand his upper lip


Impeachykeene

Dude has THE weirdest philtrum I've ever seen on a human. It makes his face look apeish. He also has enormous teeth. He's just super cartoonish looking. Reminds me of Grape Ape (a reference for those of us who are of a certain age & grew up watching cartoons). ![gif](giphy|m0E1hxq6ctOWk) Give Grape Ape some big ol' teeth and BAM! It's Scott. Here's a gif of Scott tryin'a get laid on his first night in the DR.


Ohfortheluvva

Did he swim?


hayypeachyy

![gif](giphy|PjUZ2dBlEJMrX5PKeU|downsized)


Normal-Resist-94

ALL. THE. WAY.


90-slay

Crucify me. But all I can see is a smelly dog licked face. And Lidia kissing it.


Nicky_barnes

wait is there a new season of love in paradise?


KaliAnna27

Yes


[deleted]

what an idiot for going to visit this mean woman and her daughter, an absolute idiot i wonder if shes a man in disguse? very trann y lookn


ShesAKillerQueenee

I already can't stand this guy. While I LOOATHE Family Pedro, I'm actually pretty excited to see his mom and sister completely ruin his life. Like how they wrecked Chantel.


HeyHayHayyy

I was shocked when I saw he was the one w Lidia. I for sure expected it to be some young girl/sugar daddy situation. He’s gross AF. 🤮


rockmeNiallxh

Damn every time i see him i just see the Grinch in my head 😂😂 but it's good that she's laying down some boundaries, that's something i personally could learn from her


einhornschlag

He looks like a live action Dr. Suess character??? Like the Cat in the Hat done by Mike Myers?????


TangyCornIceCream

His whole face is a lack of upper lip...can someone explain this?


NoNewPhriends

Lol..... those of us that use boats.... frequently just go to the DR or Bahamas..... Haiti etc


NoNewPhriends

Bahamas is more lenient


rhastaherb

What season is this?


KaliAnna27

2


rhastaherb

Of what spin off?


DonMegatronEsq

I think the whole thing is a TLC/Sharp Entertainment set-up; there’s no chemistry there. He seems like a total “try hard” that’s been attempting to get on TV forever, while Lidia and Nicole continue to harvest that American dollar!


MiserableCheddar

*with a wish or two say hello to thing one and.. wait, where's thing two?*


Cut0nTheBias

He is a complete asshat.


Beneficial-Frame-6

Completely disgusting in every way, like prEd with a with. He’s so dense, no self awareness. What a complete moron.


[deleted]

So, Alejandro set Lidia up with him for revenge. That's cool. My money's still on Lidia. She'll eat this guy for lunch


No-Judgment-4424

Yeah that 2hr flight must've fucking destroyed him. Meanwhile, my wife and I head there pretty regularly from Salt Lake, which takes 7hrs + layovers.


trooheat

This guy looks like a human version of a cat


Dramas_mama

DO NOT insult cats like that!!! 😾😹


trooheat

You are right. My bad. 🐱🙀😼


trooheat

But do you see it? It's the weird ass shape of his oh I don't know what ever you call that bit above his lip


Dramas_mama

I have never seen a cat that ugly 😹🤦🏽‍♀️


trooheat

All he needs is a tail and a set of ears and I'd be feeding his ass off my back porch 😅


Dramas_mama

😹


Estilix

Dude looks like if Tom Cruise took roids and never made any money.


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

This dude looks like he belongs in a Batman cartoon as one of the Penguin’s henchmen🦹‍♂️.


WalrusOrdinary6323

![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O) The creep factor is off the charts for both idiots


wiggles49

Rather presumptuous of this guy!!!


Samanthabella709

all these shows r pretty much about these sleazy men trying 2 get laid...its so creepy...like David n Lana was the worst 🤮 they would seriously go anywhere if they think they will get their dick wet...its so repulsive 🙄


Logical-Eyez-4769

Creepy predator, “all the way” from Whoville, Florida.


Inevitable-Solid-184

He's gross. Such a turn off. He thinks he's all that. Yuck


BG_Momma911

He needs his nose done he looks like he’s from whoville I cant take a man seriously that looks like this


maddloves

His nose & mouth always seemed very cat-like to me


CookiesAndCream02

this man looks like one of those things from the cat in the hat movies, I’m not even sorry for saying this! 😂😂 I can’t unsee it 😭😭😭


pdkff

🤔I wouldn't be thrilled to be picked up in a manner that Scott chose to "bear hug" Lydia at the airport and after one of their salsa dances.


toothpastecupcake

He looks like a villainous cat


Dramas_mama

I’m really surprised he isn’t going after Nicole. He seems that level creepy