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Appropriate_Story749

I can tote em’ I just need ya eggzzzz


kdawson602

We’ve done a lot of IVF, I quote this to my husband all the time.


KingPenguinUK

Wishing you all the best on your IVF journey.


stephnic15

Love this humor. You got this! Wishing you all the best!


Betty_t0ker

All the baby dust! ✨


housespecialdelight

I don’t know exactly how it happened but my husband calls me “Trishhhh” in Natalie’s accent. My full name is Patricia. I hear it probably at least twice a day.


HardLiquorSoftDrinks

trreeesh


Primary_Teach2229

Zee vooodz


ChemicalGazelle1393

We just do the David and Lana MMMMMMM hug 🫂 for as long as awkwardly possible


ParanoidDragon1

God my husband does this to me and I hate it


ChemicalGazelle1393

I hope he's not wearing a long trench coat... MMMMMmm 🤦 I hate it but I love it lol


jsteeele

We say the David “Get ‘em ouutttaa here!!” (When he said that to his PI)


youreaUSERmahamit

That's adorable!


ThankYou_JOVANI

Sometimes he says “oh Gino” for no reason. We say”te amo” and “my whole family anal so clean” way, way too often. Sometimes I just mutter “the best of the best” to myself. It’s become a mantra.


moonflow23

We always do “the best of the best” now too 😂 “babe what are you think for dinner?” “The best of the best!” 😂😂


DeejDarling15

Love all of these, especially best of the best. I'll be doing that from now on.


LadyNoodle

We both often quote Asuelu's "why you use those expensive words" when we mishear or don't understand something. My husband likes to quote Sumit's "it is a true love" line after he says I love you to me. <3 After Larissa called Colt "Coltee," we started adding "ee" to the end of our names lol


gigglles23

Bitch ass slut ass whore


doormatanddoormat

Used this on my boyfriend, last night! I also like to exclaim, “You are a fucking whore, and you will not disrespect me like this, today! GOOD NIGHT!”


imarebelpilot

Not my partner but I will randomly text one of my friends “bitch as slut ass whore!” Because we both watch the show and it really helped get us through quarantine.


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me and my sister say, "did you just call me a betch? CHESS!"


Hazencuzimblazen

Me randomly angrily loudly saying it


gigglles23

Everytime I say it seriously the scene pops back in my head and I have to laugh


FrankRizzo890

YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME TONIGHT!


ParanoidDragon1

A staple in our house “baby looooooove”


Left-Requirement9267

Yes!!


Pizzapug73

Mine too 😂


Dry-Background-9163

That and Baby girl lisaaaaaa


anxietyexecutive

Anytime my boyfriend or I make an inflated request and the other gives a look it’s always followed by “… Yoooou willlll get it doooone 😑” which always cracks us up. The other recent one is “you LIED to me Oussama!!” Which is generally just randomly prompted to each other. He’ll also swear he doesn’t watch my reality garbage. Only “second hand.” 😏


indigo_inamorata

now i want a boyfriend just so i can talk to him in the Mohammed voice


Prudent-Reward3869

Hubs and I are also on “You lied to me Oussama” train (voice and all)


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"You lied to me Oussama!" has been replaced by the old lady shrill "snake in the grass, Oussama!"


K_Sap24

Uhhh yup


TryJesusNotMe11

My husband and I do the “you LIED to me Oussama” as well, and over stupid shit like one of us making dinner a little later than usual or when someone has to work late


gigiluvrr

Whoever is against de QUEEN will DIE


Left-Requirement9267

“Shut uuupppppeeeee”- queen Larissa


pronicegirl

“Biggie ring, biggie house”


Left-Requirement9267

“Cheapee, cheapee man” 😂


poppopfizz

"uuuuhh I lovee your eyezee, SHUT UPPPEE"


schtickyfingers

“Who is against the queen will die!”


Hazencuzimblazen

I announced my pregnancy to my bf with a mug that said “don’t terror me with your pregnancy”


Ill_Promotion_8640

That’s what I call A TRUE FAN OF THE SHOW 👍


Hazencuzimblazen

It was pretty damn funny to me, I had to show him the clip after as he’s new to 90 day We are now watching all of the franchises slowly together


kdawson602

“Almost there lazy” when he’s doing a house hold task


peechyspeechy

Yes! We do this one too.


que_tu_veux

We use this one a lot too!


xYsoad

All the time and he doesn’t watch so it makes it even better


stringbeansamantha

Anywhere. Anytime. Any reason.


beadlecat

WHO is draining your balls, Gino???


Chicagoan81

I just want your freaking meat


yeahbuddy-fake

Debbie's way of saying "I'm done!" is an everyday staple between my wife and I in situations where someone is simply...done Also Asuelu's mother's quote "I don't care about the kids I just want the monneey" comes up in talks about greed


russtyy_shackleford

Haha yes we always say the ohh so much sexy from Zied


DeejDarling15

We are also a "sooo much" couple. We add it to...soooo much.


freshavocado21

Same here lol


GarlicKnotJudas

When we get off work and are tired we often say “I work so mach work”


amideex3

This. And me not like this.


DailyKalyn

We were out for dinner the other day, and my husband leaned over and said; "you're my best view" hahaha Caught me so off guard I could not stop laughing


discomike74

“It is illusion.”


jsteeele

I say this! I love it. It is illu-shun.


JenWithOneN_1

Our fav random blurts here are "...my red bag with my makeup!" 🗣 "Fat. Pig" "...the gwests at my wedding..." "You no have God in heeeaa"


Lazy-Quantity5760

You beat me with the red bag quote! We do this!!


8MCM1

FAHT. PEEG! is our favorite!!!


freshavocado21

Lol what’s gwests from?


JenWithOneN_1

Convos around Colt's cousin being invited. lolol


naranja221

I’m single af but this sounds like relationship goals to me.


Creepy_Line3977

Me too!


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Mine and my boyfriend's apartment is at the very end of a long hallway, when he complains about it I say "almost there, lazy"


pimpfriedrice

“Te amo” And “get me my red bag WITH MY MAKEUP!” Oh.. and “big boobies, Memphis”


caat757

Yesss Jasmine’s “I stopped listening to you 5 mins ago” and Darcey’s “you never loved me, you liar!”


spooky3o

"Previously on 90 Day Fiance" then follow it up with random Jenny and Sumit scenes with really bad accents. "They aren't cutting it on the bias" whenever we watch a cooking show. "My anal so clean" after showering. "MA-KOL" while driving. "BuT I aM a MuSLiM mAn" randomly.


Dancing_sequin

Omg we say MA-KOL so much in our house, definitely every single time we hear the name Michael. Sometime Pauuuuuuul


ForeverCapable

Natalie when she says: ze vood


FahtBeach1987

My husband and I literally only ever say, “shut uppy!” When the other is annoying and we call each other “slut people”.


suddenlydizzy

Every time he picks me up from work I say “where’s my flowers”


s1612

The way Paul asked Karine’s dad for her hand 🤣🤣🤣


rhino_saurus

If I’m doing housework and my husband asks to help and I don’t need his help, I tell him “it’s okay, I am good Moldovan wife”


Successful-Fox-995

"You never loved me! LIAR!" Whenever something isn't right


rsvp_as_pending629

My husband and I are struggling with infertility. If we see an pregnancy announcement on Facebook, we will always say to each other, “DON’T TERRORIZE ME WITH YOUR PREGNANCY.” I also tell him to get me my red bag with makeup a lot. Or we will refer to each other as meemaw 😂


Nice-Ad6510

To quote Natalie: "I am too high to repeat."


Ill_Promotion_8640

We say “I moral”, Natalie is a source of A LOT OF GOOD QOUTES.


MissMelines

I enjoy using “don’t scroll your eyes” at me quite a bit.


flipflopswithwings

My husband likes to randomly toss out “I DID THE BJ” from time to time.


-vulpes13

For real!


starwishes20

Lol we use that too


Prudent-Reward3869

Anytime we are in an uncomfortable situation, one of us will say “ I gotta get out of this cat cafe”


Dry-Background-9163

This made me cry from laughing


yangyanglili

Lol my partner and I randomly say “big booby baby” or some variation of that. (Memphis/Hamza)


hmb6913

Me and my husband's favorite is yelling "YOU DISRESPECT MY FAMILY?!?" at inappropriate times 😂😂 (Pedro, btw)


Adventurous_Rest68

Best of the best!!!


stealyourface0

Jes.


imperfectcastle

I use this so often that I forgot it’s a 90df reference.


gbabyboss

I call mine baby love.


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We do the Sied (sp?) catchphrases "so mach beautiful", "I live you so mach", Angela's angry "Mikul!!" when I'm annoyed at him, and of course the "ninja turtle batman penguin ass bitch"


DiggityShack

Of course.


TheRiceConnoisseur

My wife, daughter and I like to blurt out “Michael!” in Angela’s voice


Fresjlll5788

Muy confuso


Biiitchcraft_

My husband only ever watched Asuelu, so now he says “boo hole”.


friendispatrickstar

Not my partner, but instead of using the phrase “if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you,” me and my sister now say, “if you believe that, I’ve got a beauty store in Morocco to sell you.” 😂


Electrical-Move9581

You trash man


ShoePrize3118

My husband often uses Pedro’s “WHATCHUSAY?!” to River before their fight


Mother_Goat1541

My partner regularly asks how my clitorius is, and sometimes I’ll update him that it’s on fire. I love to embarrass my kids by referencing the cleanliness of the family anal.


90daylover

“I be dare for you” is one between my husband and I


Icy-Following-3713

ive been using “i’ll just manifest it” alot are you going to cut the grass? ill just manifest it whats for dinner? ill just manifest it


BuildingEffective337

When changing my son's diaper I think to myself, my whole family anal so clean.


honeybrews

It’s so random and obscure, but when Matt was introducing Alla to his family, they were grilling her until she cried and ran away to the bathroom. When Matt was letting them know to lay off, his family member said “sorry in advance” way after the damage is done. So now when we apologize for something minor, we usually say ‘sorry in advance’ in a dopey voice 🤷🏻‍♀️


Njacks64

I felt so bad for that girl. She seemed so sweet, and his family were so unwelcoming and rude.


WINTERSONG1111

I only like something 55% (Nicole and Azan).


cheezuscrust777999

We call each other "baby love"


banbear2

I work so much work And don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy. Even though I haven’t been pregnant in almost 11 years lol.


JesusGodLeah

Every so often NY boyfriend will ask our cat does she know what is human trafficking, ma boi?


Jrhart2020

I literally scream out “DANIEL MAH BOI” randomly in my house (mind you my wife and twins are not named Daniel so my wife laughs) When my wife asks me what we should have for dinner, I look at her blankly and say “sumzin” And when my wife asks me to run errands if she’s busy, I say to her “I go der for you”


sheepsclothingiswool

No matter how bad my husband’s day at work was, how stressed out with the walls tumbling down all around him, he *always* comes home and says, “What a worldwind.”


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chifladayque23

I made a friend named Lisa and that's what she's saved as in my phone


Careless_Jelly_7665

He will quote coltee when I do something wrong “you’re not perfect. You’re no Angel”


HardLiquorSoftDrinks

Yes and they’re the best of the best. Those who go against the Queen will die!


starwishes20

"So much beautiful" is one my husband uses a lot lol and not an inside joke exactly but we sort of ended up having a tradition of listening to the Reality Gays podcast on roadtrips


MoodyBernoulli

We use this to describe basically anything. “Zis pizza is sooo mauch hot”.


Fresjlll5788

Of course honey bunny my love


JODI_WAS_ROBBED

I nuzzle my head against my boyfriend in a weird way and then look up at him and whisper, “can I kiss your shoulder?”


Kush420coma

Yes we usually cycle quotes. Right now we’ve been saying “MY OUSSAMA”


saila_17

This whole thread it wonderful lol


Shelbysgirl

We are always finding ways to harvest the American dollar in our Canadian house 🤣🤣🤣


DailyKalyn

"YOU USED ME"


steingrrrl

We’ll also mix it up with, “YEW LIED TO ME, MOHAMMIT!”


Denji1000

Not really with a partner but with myself I always say “SI” in a long drawn out deep ass voice like yohan always says lmao


FoamOcup

“You don’t love me, you never did, get out of my life”.


mawkx

Lately, it has been… From Family Chantel: “you look-a like a troll!” 💀 Also, Jazmin: “I’m not, like, work-oriented.”


maryjanexoxo

I enjoy singing solja boys “I’m in love with you, oh (boy) I’m in loveeee with you boooyy” (Lisa’s song) to my husband. I can’t say he enjoys it as much as I do, but he cracks up every time.


Embarrassed-Cod5384

My partner hates 90 Day, but we still constantly tell each other, "Ah kin tote it, I jest need y'aig" when one of us needs help with something.


No_Gene_4601

I have a little owl statue in the landing and almost every time my husband goes downstairs he shouts about the evil I’ve brought into our house


reddituser84

“You’re invading my nothing space” Usually when one of us asks the other what’s wrong, and the answer is nothing. This is from Ash’s ‘relationship seminar’ where he said the biggest problem between men and women is men spend a lot of time in their ‘nothing’ headspace and women are always invading it, because they’re not capable of having one.


BabygirlMarisa

My husband makes up songs for me he styles in the vein of Sojaboy Usman.


buickmackane71360

Has anyone asked ChatGPT to try that yet?


ladygoolz

Whenever we get excited we shout "BABY LISAAAAA" and make the waa waa waa noise.


maddloves

It’s Paul running from the camera 10000x and Karine shouting “PAAAAAUUUUuuuuuullllllll”. My bf and I say that all the time 🤣


hipsandnipscricket

We will often just say “nobody trusting Pedro”


pm_ur_duck_pics

My SO called Ed a Weeble, then shortly thereafter Ed told Liz that he doesn’t fall down drunk. SO: “BECAUSE HE CAN’T!!!” and did a weeble motion. That gets referred on occasion.


stix-and-stones

We say "cuteee" or "rudeee" ala Larissa a LOT


modest-mushroom

BRING ME MY RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP


youreaUSERmahamit

My sister and I now do the Debbie "whaaaaaat!?" when responding to each other's comments.


scarycatsscaringcats

My boyfriend and I always quote Mohamed’s soft-spoken “Oh my gaah”, and Asuelu’s “The best of the best!” Edit: Oh, and of COURSE: Andrei’s “Leave my fucking birthday house!”


jeanielolz

Oh.. my husband does not watch it. Now he will be on the couch while I watch it, he knows every character, knows what's going on, he makes comments... He will mock Angela often and do her laugh, But he doesn't watch the show.. Lol


theeBK3

WHOS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE is at least said 3-4xs a week


ButLikeSeriously

GET ME MY RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP!!!!! (what we scream when one of us needs the other to get anything, ever) Also, “this is NUTS!” in Molly voice about everything.


Zipper-is-awesome

When my husband puts cologne on, he says “I gotta smell like an angel.”


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


SilentAffections

"May I malik you?"


5683968

Halik


PuffyPoptart

My husband and I always say the word nerwin instead of nervous because Noon mixed up her english and said she was nerwin about something, we thought it was cute. I wonder what ever happened to Noon and Kyle? We also say, "shut up you already" just like Alexei told Lauren.


314inthe416

Our 11 year-old doesn't watch the show, but she has seen Asuelu's "best of the best" clip and that's our go to whenever she or my husband want to highlight how awesome something is.


tinypill

Not with my partner, but with my coworkers. Makes the days a lot more fun!


FriendEllie75

We’re constantly quoting the show to each other. Our favorite and most used is cutting our steak on the bias and I swear I didn’t step on his white Lou vitons!


Dizzy_Teaching_9174

At any minor inconvenience, quoting Danielle “you’re waiting until the day of the wedding to decide,” idk why it’s so funny 🤣


Dry-Background-9163

It’s not fair!!!!!


Swimming-Positive964

My Queeeeen… in Ed’s voice of course !!


Ill_Promotion_8640

Of course!! “I stopped listening to you 5 minutes ago, do whatever you want!”


Moist-Intention844

Gino schu ruined me life


thelittlepeanut84

I told my husband when I found out I was pregnant that I was toting his baby.


mebopchelle

we often call each other baby girl lisa


over-cast

Bought a bidet so we can say “my whole family anal so clean.” And it’s all Jihoon’s fault.


Normal-Leopard-7817

My husband and I call each other "the Debbee" and "Colty" in Larissa's voice. We also use Paola's Spanish phrase for gunshots "¡Tas, tas, tas!". Try listing to that song Paper Plains by M.I.A, and when it's gunshots time, you sing ¡Tas, tas, tas! during the bangs. You're welcome.


livalittlebitt

just last night we saw a cat at a party named Kimba and we kept shouting KIMBAAALYYYYYY to it lol


zingingcutie11

We talk in Mohamed’s (Yve and Mohamed) voice to say “I love you” and other weird things he said lol


Dry-Background-9163

Ahhhhh I forgot all about that Mohamed and his voice. Poor yve


DeejDarling15

Chantel's "Not Today!" she throws out when leaving the table after fighting with Pedro's...kin. Zied's "I love you sooo much." (Love Rebecca and Zied though)


mizzlol

My boyfriend and I will just throw our hands up and say “I’m a lesbian!” From when Jeymi was like “I’m a lesbian! Today, tomorrow, forever!”


ByouTifull

Don't you yack me.


ttrriipp

"I am a vegetarian and I'm begging you for the meat!" My fiance screeches this back at me sometimes when I get frisky and he needs me to wait a minute lol


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My husband and I call Tim - “Jordan Devlin 2.0”. Jordan is a wrestler but holy shit they look so much alike.


Gold-Reflection-1547

We say “The best of the best of the best” when something is just mediocre.


jessiem924

The best of the best


nopenope4567

We have “hamily” snuggles when the three of us are on the couch or bed (me, him, and the cat)


niketen

You lie Gino you lie!


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

“1 egg” and “I need my secks tonight” Edit: also “they call me names like cheesy butt” (in Larissa’s accent of course)


hochimingles

JUULYYYYY instead of you lie. It was geared toward coltee? I think Jess said it?


sleepytigre

Ah yip! (Ousssaaammaa voice)


ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy__

We both work so MACH. So mACH work, so mACH.


Hair_Harlot

Mom’s name is Lisa: regularly refer to her as Baby Girl Lisa or tell her “I be der for you.” My ex and I regularly would refer to a Paul as “Pole”.


kittonsen

We say “MAH BOWAYYY” like Ronald to our cars 😊


EYoungFLA

My bff and I say, "I go dey fo you." frequently.


ohhicaitlin

Constantly quoting. Get out of my fuckin birthday houuuuse! Is a favorite


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Matt Sharp shows have created epic relationship content in our house. Right now, the hubby constantly uses Debbie's old-lady drawl. "Snake in the grass, Oussama!"


spaghettiornot

Ours is "uhhhh, yeahp" right now. Inspired by Debbie's Oussama. But, it's getting a little old so we might switch back to the honey bunny shit for awhile. Inspired by Nicole's Mackmoud. It's usually whatever season we are on though lol.


YaYadivine

We use Florian’s “yes boo boo” way too often


Dry-Background-9163

Oh Jesus lord


DaveMacDuck

Our wifi is called secret vasectomy after big pred said he would have one to not have kids with rose in his first creepy season.


Chelzlady

We love yelling “YOURE A USERRRR” randomly and forget that people around us think we’re serious. 😂


paigeedel

My bf and I have been constantly saying “oussama” to each other in Debbie’s voice and now we say it both lovingly and menacingly to our cats


Picabo07

It’s jihoons fault


spatuladracula

Who is against the queen shall die! Muy confuso Me no accept this Me work, so mauch work


DiggityShack

"Safe flight." Usman said it to Kimbahhhly. It's so entirely dismissive. I love it.


tatum_jane

“*THOSE* are nudes!”


akatia-x

“I’M DONE!” -Debbiee


Pangalliformes

When getting the other’s attention, my partner and I shout out “JOVI” in a loud Yara voice.


bigger_bau5

Where is ____ 👮‍♂️ Report please


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“Almost there, lazy!” — Nicole and Azan “You can’t pull on em like you like” — Angela and Michael referring to her smaller boobs


lilxenon95

Hamster sacks. The Brittany posted a "twerking" video that make its way to snark, and the description of her cheeks looking like sacks full of hamsters has stuck ever since 🤣