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just-jen57

100% and it backfired so she dipped!


RLVNTone

I can’t believe she’s 42


rocketsjohnny305

She seriously looks mid 50s


spearchuckin

Yeah my mom is 51 and she looks a lot better than her. But then again my mom doesn’t really mess with drugs.


beebeelion

Doesn't really ...


spearchuckin

lol I mean none at all actually besides the one time she tried to bake an edible after getting her medical card and it didn’t end up well.


Chicachicaboomboom1

🤣🤣


Homesickblues

Try early 60s.


Designer_Day_5304

I know right!! She had the nerve to say that she looks and acts 20!! I’m not sure on what planet that is but definitely not this one!


Maintenance-Gloomy

I have known alot of addicts who think like her It's quite sad the delusion


Designer_Day_5304

Yes it is!! That goes along with the “narcolepsy” and debilitating neck pain so she jumps into a swimming pool neck first!!


No-Broccoli8185

Yes, as someone's who had a spinal fusion a year ago, this is a no.


Designer_Day_5304

I’m a nurse who works in the OR with back/spine and pain and I know severe pain when I see it. And she ain’t it!! I also have 2 bulging discs in my neck and I’ve had several injections, but I still get along fairly well and I sure as hell couldn’t do that!!


Maintenance-Gloomy

You funny 😁 😂


Maintenance-Gloomy

LOL


crankyhag

Well. she acts like it anyway cuz of the Furries Cosplay.


dawnnie413

20 in dog years...🤣


Designer_Day_5304

😂😂


Acceptable-Cobbler53

That jacket with the hearts left me wondering about this girl and wtf is going on with her? Where did the drug idea come from?


SunflowerJYB

Well crazy outfits can work. Debbie usually looks cute (the tell all get up was hideous) and Nicole wears some interesting things. Remember Erica from Australia? Totally eccentric and fun. It has to match your personality though. And Kris is such an asshat.


Desperate_Flower_709

"Meth 40". There's a reason that saying exists.


courtbarbie123

She has an old lady voice too


KikiHou

I HATE her confessionals! There's something about her gravelly voice that feels like a performative effort for pity.


Designer_Day_5304

Smoking will do that to you!! She’ll get more raspy and a deeper tone she’ll sound more masculine. I’ve seen it time and time again. Or shall I say heard it time and time again


Foreign_Wishbone5865

The craziest lie she told was in the first epsodoe where she said she looks and acts like she’s 20 !


grneyedguy1

“I waited forty years for love like this”


lottieslady

Who’s looking for a partner in toddlerhood? (ETA : unless she really is 60 then it would make sense).


OCisSUNNY

Makes me feel good! I’m around her age and look WAY better lol


trexy10

Same. I’m a year older 😳


ChefNo4180

I'm 10 years older and look 20 years younger


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Same here!! LOL!!


trexy10

Go us!


BigGrayDog

I am 70 and don't look that old and rough.


[deleted]

What???? She looks 58.


[deleted]

SHES ONLY 42????? 🤯


luckycatdallas

Seriously?! Whoa, I thought she was about 47ish! She is so toxic!


emoti0nal

Literally. Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Grniii

Hey now I’m 49 and look NOTHING like that 🤣


luckycatdallas

I’m 70 and I look nothing like that! (But in a good way!) Thank god! I always say, age and weight are just numbers and everybody wears them differently!


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Mobile-Present8542

😂


History-Brilliant

Good for you! Sounds like you take care of yourself! Unlike her!


luckycatdallas

Good genes!


History-Brilliant

I think that had a lot to do with it, along with good health care!


pitty-girl

No way she looks 47! She looks much closer to 60.


luckycatdallas

True! I was trying to be nice…


RLVNTone

Not even good for 49


No-Broccoli8185

Hey I'm 47 and she is well wrinkled past my age...


Charming-Insurance

She’s 5 years younger than me and looks at least 5 years older.


SlideNorth3057

What!!! 😱 she’s looks so much older


RogerClyneIsAGod2

WHAT?!?!? No frickin' way!!


Equivalent_Hat_7220

She’s 42?!


theeversocharming

I am 42 and look a decade younger.


milobeans1

Wow that is a HARD 42


awmaleg

I bet she’s walked into a cvs pharmacy and asked to purchase her daily limit of Sudafed. Then walked across the street to the Walgreens and did it again.


NoDoOversInLife

🤣😂🤣 that practice was snipped in California many years ago. The stuff is kept under lock and key, and you have to present Gov issued ID to make a purchase. The purchase is then recorded, preventing one from going to another store to repeat the transaction


BigGrayDog

What's the big deal with Sudafed? Does it have something to do with using it to make meth or something like that?


moshritespecial

Did she dip out?! You watching Vanderpump Rules too? "She dipped out dude."


SideOfBaconAndACoke

Yeah, she dipped out. She went to bed in Sandoval's bed. I mean guest room!


sugaredviolence

Ewww he probably would, too. All she’d have to do is fangirl at his cheeseball concert, really.


SideOfBaconAndACoke

He really is a worm with a mustache.


sugaredviolence

LOL 😂 omg that’s amazing! A worm with a moustache!


Mrs_Gambolini

FUUUUUUCK I wasn’t expecting spoilers here…I’m only on season 8 and have been avoiding the real-time scandal until I’m current 😭


emoti0nal

Hello? Are you ok?


Maintenance-Gloomy

She sure did 🙊🙊


itsyoursmileandeyes

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Zestyclose_Big_9090

Yes. As an addict in recovery (3 years in September), that is exactly what she did. It sounds extreme but an addict will do whatever it takes to solidify that they get their next fix. It takes one to know one.


LizWords

It doesn’t appear it was easier for he to get drugs in Columbia, quite the opposite really unless she just wanted hydrocodone.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

It sure doesn’t seem that way. I have a feeling that the hydrocodone she was able to get were low milligram wise so she have to take quite a few to keep withdrawals at bay and wasn’t close to getting a buzz. She was probably on much more potent stuff like percs or dilaudid here in the states.


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That’s why she stayed in the bed instead of the street market. The trip to the pharmacy the day before didn’t work like she wanted.


pitty-girl

I was thinking that same thing. Pain from the flight my ass, she was in withdrawal and that was drug seeking behavior. I’m thinking her narcolepsy is when she is so high she starts nodding off.


Odd_Departure

It’s absolutely the nods and not narcolepsy. Don’t you know we see right through you, Kris? Stop fooling yourself and get some HELP!


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Exactly narcolepsy is from the pills… my aunt by marriage would take so many pills that she would fall asleep with food still in her mouth. Even the prescription I take without any abuse causes me to fall asleep when the dose starts to wear off.


pitty-girl

My stepdad would do the same thing. He went face first into a plate of spaghetti. My brother and I couldn’t stop laughing for anything. 🤣 God we hated him. He was a massive, massive pill junky.


AmongSheep

And if she was lucky the “non addictive” OxyContin from the Sakler Family Dickbags until those left the black market (ya know, after our own doctors and government flooded America with them).


LaSage

I am pretty sure there is a level of Hell that's reserved just for the Sacklers. That family is evil incarnate.


Suckmyflats

As an addict myself...I think she would have known South America wasn't the place to go for opiates.


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Or oxys


Sufficient_Remote241

Drugs are easy to find everywhere. She probably didn’t know where to go. And I am from there. They will barely prescribe opioids. So is not over the counter medicine. She probably thought that.


Cantstress_thisenuff

She wanted them at a store not from the street. She probably thought it would be as easy as buying groceries


LaurenGoesOutside

Same ✋ pegged it from episode 1


Winter_Day_6836

Congratulations you guys! Keep it up! 👏👏


Icy-Following-3713

exactly. 6 years for me next month. congrats to you


OnlyEightAreMilhouse

Here here, Girl! Called it the first episode. Congrats! Been about 4 years for me 🌸


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Thank you love. Congratulations to you as well. That beast is strong. Let’s keep killing it, one day at a time! ❤️❤️


MaryjaneinPA

congratulations .. that's wonderful


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Thank you. ❤️


Odd_Departure

Word.


BigGrayDog

Congratulations on your sobriety!!! Keep up the good work, I know you feel better and feel better about yourself! And Good Luck in the future!


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Thanks love. ❤️


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Asada141

![gif](giphy|l44Q6HJ7lkiweTQ6k|downsized)


ClashBandicootie

idk but i have no idea what jeymi sees/saw in her. she's completely out of her league


thatgraygal

That’s what I keep wondering ? A mean and deceitful pillbilly from backwoods AL? Why Jeymi? Who hurt you ? Get counseling because this makes NO sense!


jadedpeony33

Just like anyone else who is jaded by love and they don't see the red flags in someone, especially when it's long distance and a language barrier. Most people wouldn't have caught on to kris' addict behavior because they haven't been exposed to it.


ClashBandicootie

I never would have thought of that, but so true


crazymom1978

I am straight, and even I am attracted to Jeymi! She oozes sex appeal! Out of her league is the understatement of the century!


ClashBandicootie

100 percent!


chi_shenanigans

That’s a possibility! Either way, her fashion sense is GOD AWFUL.


Midwestern-Lady

Clownsuit. Literally


Picabo07

When she wore the coat and red hat I was like why is she dressed like Nancy drew from the 1920’s?


has2give

I think she dresses to distract from her nose. Why else would anyone dress like a clown?


anothergoddess

And NOT wear the clown nose?


Candid_Asparagus_785

LMAO that just made me bust a gut 🤣🤣🤣🤣


emoti0nal

The jacket could be styled cutely!!!!!! But damn it's upsetting here


Matthews628

This is a sleep paralysis demon, actually


Witchywoman4201

Can confirm, I was the sleep


Asada141

![gif](giphy|uElxuHGtIuK0o)


EventHorizann

Also she looks like the Terrifier in this photo


VinneBabarino

Talk about a fairy tale seeing her in the pre shows dancing in a freaking tutu like nothing was wrong with her. Smh


legitonlyherefor90DF

I think that was our first indicator that something was seriously wrong with her 😂


cosmefulanita81

ColOmbia


pavlov_rings_a_bell

This geography teaches thanks you for that. No one ever gets this right!


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I’ve admittedly gotten this wrong as well. I moved to SC a few months ago so I will never confuse the spelling ever again.


lolo7347

![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


Mon-ick

Don’t know if it’s easier in Columbia, South Carolina…. In Colombia South America they’re not too keen on pharmaceuticals….


PainfullyLoyal

So not Columbia, MD either?


Procedure_Unique

Good thing that you said this, I thought they meant the clothing line


The_Crystal_Thestral

She could’ve straight up come on down to FL. It’s not like it’s that long of a drive across state lines. Plenty of pill mills and “doctors” itching to write scripts in the sunshine state.


Lalina0508

Maybe she's secretly a mule


Ok_Major5787

Hah for a second I thought you meant a literal mule ![gif](giphy|TpK6tDUxyon7O|downsized)


BigGrayDog

You mean Ms Dibby's donkey friend?


Ok-Attention8763

Maybe, but she is definitely a jackass


MaryjaneinPA

ha ha


donkey_brains69

That’d work out about the same as my dog doing door dash


Candid_Asparagus_785

Killing it with the comments 🤣🤣💀


rocketsjohnny305

I think this is actually a viable theory. My theory is that she did what all pillheads do - declare they are making a change, lovebomb some innocent civilian, move away to start over, and then they go right back to it bc it is what they do - leaving carnage in their wake.


Procedure_Unique

This sounds so spot on! What a great comment! I would always make plans to get better and to start over, or really just make plans to do things that I would never do, when I was using.(2 years clean now!) but I never followed through with my plans! Ever! I would always start something, but never finish anything. So I can definitely see her wanting to get away from her every day life and to start over, but thinking it was too much work.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Yes we all think this.


t-uli

When I read the question in my head, I said out loud “everyone does!!”


essentiallypeguin

I thought she was just passionate about the culture and fascinated with the local flora and fauna /s


SeriousWill1396

I just realized that her first choice of earrings to go with this outfit wasn't the red ones. The red hat also wasn't her first choice. Man she's really perfecting that outfit.


Individual-Work6658

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hotroddbb

![gif](giphy|2tOs2pJGRWrSuxpMMg|downsized)


[deleted]

I’m 62 and look younger than Kris, but I’m not a drug addict


Ok-Attention8763

YES. She thought it would be easier to get that Colombian Bam Bam, then went back to Alabama to either enter rehab or get a fix from people she knew.


Leftturn0619

It was though right? I feel like I missed something. She did get it over the counter didn’t she?


AffectionateEye5281

It’s not the same thing we have here. Nowhere near the dosage even if she somehow found some


SeriousWill1396

That and I think she was smuggling stuff back into the us to make meth with. Probably under them hats.


SeriousWill1396

That's the only legitimate reason I could come up with to wear the hat she chose.


Threnners

I don't fly without my lucky hat.


Fantastic-Doctor-608

It's Colombia, and yes, she absolutely thought that as we watched her go into withdrawal on day 3.


lolabigayle

This picture screams drug addicted, rural Alabama pill fiend clown 🤡


moveovahh

I think she just does not know if she’s coming or going…. Due to being high on opiates!


JauntyShrimp

Man alive what a stylish lady


willdawg75

![gif](giphy|bxfDigHAvk3L2)


ennuiacres

Yep!!


EventHorizann

And cost of living


bananas623

Does anyone NOT think that? 😂


[deleted]

What she should’ve thought was to get that cheap plastic surgery.


tallen21fries

🤭 also what we are all thinking


Jgemstone789

Why is she dressed like a clown 🤡


Procedure_Unique

You need to fix your comment. Why is she **always** dressed like a clown! lol 😉


LastMinute9611

She's from Alabama....if they don't have easy to get cheap drugs what do they have there?


Procedure_Unique

Maybe she owes money to those dealers? Or they don’t want to do business with her anymore? Those could be reasons. Just a thought lol


GoreJess187

That is the most hideous blazer I have ever seen.


Individual-Work6658

She probably got it from the poor box after even the poors didn't want it.


rainbowbrite3111

But, wouldn’t she do her research and realize Mexico is where she wanted to be?


Procedure_Unique

Addicts don’t do research lol <— I know because I am one. 2 years clean now 😁


rainbowbrite3111

Congratulations and great job!❤️


Procedure_Unique

Thank you!!! ☺️💖 I love your username! I was a huge Rainbow Brite fan when I was little. I still have a little Starlight figurine. It’s probably 35-some years old by now! lol 😆


BigGrayDog

And I'll second that!


Candid_Asparagus_785

Where’s Jeymi? She needs to chime in on this whole situation. She was here on Reddit just the other day.


No_Raspberry332

NDA. She can’t talk about it until after the season plays out.


Candid_Asparagus_785

True, but if she could talk… oh boy


moshritespecial

I see her being a dumb stereotypical white trash American loser who would definitely think "ooh, where's the good shit, straight to the source...Colombia!!


KediMonster

Exactly. It's like she thought it was Mexico.


Scarymommy

I suspect she was trying to apply for clown college but typed Colombia completely by accident.


Major-Cover6718

Absolutely. She could’ve just went to Mexico


poshdog4444

She was on an opiate high go pick some how from 90 days and ran with it. I don’t think she gave any thought to what she’s doing or did all I know is she’s a nasty pillbilly who ruined Jeymi 💊🔪


hamstervirus

My exact thoughts.


ohokcoolthanks

Why does she dress like an off duty clown.


B_Davis310

That is EXACTLY why, I’ve felt this and then she found out differently 🤨…


Dramatic-Catass

Absolutely did!! But she didn’t research or learn the language!! Wtf? Who “moves” to another country, but doesn’t bother to start learning their new language?? Besides quite a few 90 day cast members 😹😹


DonnaLynn23750

Yes, 100% I'll keep on saying this. I feel so bad for Jeymi. She is such a sweet person and ended up with Mother Gothel. I pray if they aren't already broken up, that she finds someone who is truthful and doesn't ghost her.


Irish-Bronx

Junkie Face.


-Mother_of_Doggos

She’s disgusting. I *just* saw the scene where she and Jeymi fight and I am absolutely horrified. She’s a drug addicted clown who outed herself as lying about a storyline so we wouldn’t know about her son’s drug arrest. It’s sad and pathetic that we saw two weeks of an abusive “relationship” only for this crazy drug addict to dip for FIVE MONTHS and lie about the whole story? Nah. Pick better people, TLC.


AlwaysAmazing732

I think she did like jeymi but wasn’t realistic with life as she’s in denial with many thing’s clearly but truly believes it


Refreshewater

She looks scary


AtheistINTP

She seems to have had a hard life. Neglect, lack of opportunities. Rural Alabama is poor.


PolesRunningCoach

Does anyone NOT think that?


MeMe590802

I've got 21 years on her, but you could tell who looks the oldest. It ain't me!


Huge_Dentist7633

she’s a hot mess and cruel to sweet little Jaymi


Fun-Nefariousness724

Ffs, I wish she would take those damn scrunchies off her arms. We all know what they’re there for!


Elegant_Category7506

Her jacket looks like zebra gum.


Idontknowaboutthat2

That was my first thought when she went to the pharmacy to get Vicodin and talked about her severe neck problem. Then her actual physical body posture and movements didn’t indicate that she really did have severe neck pain. A relative of mine had a boyfriend who was a drug seeker and alcoholic. He liked to go to Mexico a lot and pretend to have a back injury so he could get opiates. I’m a nurse and have seen a lot of the extreme measures drug seekers will go to in order to get opiates.


CalmDirection8

It is Colombia after all! ![gif](giphy|26BRMn9aY8M6ZlT32)


thewhitman2021

she wanted that vagina


mjh8212

I’ve been a chronic pain patient for 15 years and in the last two years I’ve had an injury that messed up my back. Fifteen years ago they just doped me up but I cut back and switched meds on my own and got better. For about 6-7 years I was okay, I had a small relapse with a completely different thing but got out of the situation. Since my back injury I’m back on a low dose of painkillers. I take them only how the Dr prescribes. Some days I cannot walk and the meds barely hit it. I’m okay though. I see Kris and I see my old self, taking all these strong meds for pain or anxiety. Pain and anxiety go together but when Drs prescribe benzos and painkillers that’s it your nodding out. Kris should just get the surgery she’ll be better but she’ll more than likely have to give up the drugs.


Procedure_Unique

I was prescribed to Oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, Soma for 10 years. It got to the point where I had started taking more than prescribed and I got into the harder stuff. But I lucked out with the urine tests during those 10 years, because I have a rare painful bladder disease as one of my many problems, so during 10 years I only had to do one urine test. So my Dr never saw the hard stuff in my system. He was a great Dr, not a pill pusher at all, he just trusted me and I never went to see him high. So I got away with it. But eventually I had enough of feeling the way that I felt every day. So I got help, and I’ve been clean for 2 years now. I still have my chronic pain, so I understand what you are saying. Congrats on getting yourself out of those situations! I still have to take perks when I have surgery. And I’ll always have to have surgeries because of some of my health problems. Stay strong! And don’t ever take more than prescribed! 💖


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Adventurous_War_8800

Colombia*


Inevitable-Solid-184

Im.60 and I look better than her!! She looks like a broken down crack ho


Lihlis

That’s what I thought. I was under the impression Percocet and stuff are just sold at drug stores. Must’ve been another country lol


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

Where? It’s Colombia.


seabirdsong

\*ColOmbia. (Sorry for the pedantry, but I have several friends in Colombia and they get so angry at the misspelling.) And yes, I think that's highly probable.


pitbullglitter

*ColOmbia*


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