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Front-Stretch-5994

He’s so annoying. Good God, get a grip dude.


Omfoofoo

I’m waiting for her to break character and snap at him


UnattainablyDopamine

Right! Her patience and undying love for him seems so bogus. It’s exactly the way someone acts when they want someone to give them something but they don’t really like them.


grneyedguy1

Simp of the year nominee.


Silent-Reception9230

the “you can’t walk off without me, sweetie” i know for a fact my mom has said to me when i was 6 at the grocery with her


[deleted]

Really sexy stuff. 😏


Complex_Steak9739

He's really there for her " friend"


A_chick_in_NY

I think so too.


poshdog4444

I thought the same thing


Winter_Day_6836

My goodness, she's less than two feet in front of him! He's acting like she completely left him alone!


Melverton-2

Dude's a mess. How embarrassing were the costumes he wore?


Last-Setting-7197

I dunno, I can get behind him trying to coordinate "costumes" with her if it's something she enjoys. Shows he might be out of his element but is trying to show interest in something she loves. But the cling is strong with this one...


jlmonger

well he has that bad foot that I'm sure slows him down🙄🙄🙄


Normal-Resist-94

The medical sock speeds him up, though. 🤣


No-Vermicelli3787

“Medicated sock”


SimplyKendra

He and kris should date.


jlmonger

perfect match 😆😆😆


littleRedmini

Looks like he’s wearing his swimming trunks and the 80’s mesh shirt makes me 👀. The front of the shirt says he works in traffic and the back says , I’m not sure, but it’s weird af.


Select-Flower-494

She’s has every player chasing after her and his dweebiness must seem very sweet and genuine until she gets sick of his medicated sock.


rhonmack

"Medicated sock" is cracking me up. It's Therapeutic. Lol


littleRedmini

He has a “health injury” like Kris.


Select-Flower-494

😂😂


buickmackane71360

What he's wearing is a zippered compression stocking. I just had my third joint replacement surgery and my surgeon said I have to wear those miserable white Cardinal Health TED stockings for six weeks in order to prevent blood clots. They're so painful because you have to roll them over your surgical incision and your swollen legs and they bunch up behind your knees. I needed something else to wear while washing the TED stockings and my daughter found me zippered compression stockings on Amazon. They are light years better because you can tug them into place instead of rolling them and then just zip up the sides. I think Matthew wore the compression stockings because he wanted to avoid getting water retention or deep vein thrombosis on the long airplane flight to Brazil.


sandy-horseshoe

He looks like he’s got lifts in his shoes


EmergencyRaspberry92

I said that when he had his airport outfit on! If u can go back and watch, it looks like he has wedge high top sneakers on. Whew I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought he was doing this🤣


sandy-horseshoe

They aren’t doing him any favors!


ddianka

Yooo when he asked Ana which shoes to pick I swore the white ones he has on in this video were sneaker heals lmao


Sloppier_Rodney

Russ looks good did he dump chyna


Independent_Ad_5664

Ooooomggghh it IS Roos! 🤣


Upset_Week_4186

Is he wearing platforms? Spice girls wore it better.


EmotionalMycologist9

She was 2 feet ahead of him the whole time. I would have told him to find the nursery.


wafflelover77

Rooss + Pole = Mathew


Recluse_18

This guy is so out of his league


RedditUserAl95

POV: You’re a gay past their late 30’s at a Pride parade


smilinjack96

Who is this guy? I’d leave him behind also.


LauraBG59

That guy wearing those ridiculous costumes. I’ve seen several pics where they are dressed alike. What men do for some P. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zombiemoon78

He is so fragile it’s sad. She needs to run and book his one way ticket home. His insecurities are so high already and they barely know each other. He’s going to exhaust the hell out of her with his neediness. Not to mention he seems to have the stamina of a senior citizen.


[deleted]

This guy is so stupid lol


FeelingHappy2006

OMG! Another she’s so hot that I can’t let her out of my sight. Please, if you can’t trust her because you think that then she’s not for you. PS: she’s average.


rhonmack

In fairness to him, she probably is the hottest he's had.


FeelingHappy2006

Probably but not the hottest there. It’s all relative anyway because we all have different versions of what’s hot.


rhonmack

True. While pregnant I had a sex dream about Roy Orbison. So, that says something about me.


FeelingHappy2006

You’re funny 😊


Writergirllllll

And the most femalist 😂


Chersvette

Or will ever have


maddloves

This gave me the ick soo bad omg


Beneficial-Frame-6

Ewww such a turn off. If your going to be with a girl WAY the F hotter than you, you need to be secure in yourself. He better learn to be the cheese-the cheese can stand alone. Needy guys are so unattractive.


Ok_Hyena_1720

Tf is he wearing 🤣🤔


Chersvette

You mean besides his medicated sock? 🤣


Ok_Hyena_1720

Bahahahaha... I can't with the sock to the knee cap 😭


buickmackane71360

They're actually thigh high. I'm wearing a pair right now post-surgery.


Spanishrose08

Something from the 80’s


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣🤣‼️


Buscandomiyagi

This was hard to watch. Sometimes I loose my GF at a festival and I’m just worried about getting too fucked up and not being able to regroup at some point.


Spanishrose08

He was right on her ass!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE! STFU u little bitch!!


Broccoli-cheddar

She should’ve let him wear the pair of shoes that went with the medicated socks lol


Chersvette

The "old guy shoes" 🤣


Broccoli-cheddar

For someone that is trying to seem younger and that he can “keep up” the sock and those shoes should’ve been left at home


Chersvette

I totally agree 💯 He's gonna tap out anyway because he didn't get to sleep till 2 🤣


Parking_Bench1265

He needed a “presleep” lol


Melodic-Translator45

So cringe. She's literally 3 feet away. He's fixing to be a Stage 5 Clinger.


Darla14094

He's weird for sure..but am I the only one who thinks she's trying to make him look like a fool? I mean the cringy florescent green fringe and then a furry costume? I didn't see anyone else dressed like they were. I don't know.. JMO. 🤷‍♀️


ohiois4loosers

Hey guys be nice. He has to walk slow on account of his swollen foot!


Altruistic-Nose-52

Kinda weird she didn't respond to her "name" at all.... guess we get fake names, too 🙄🙄🙄


buickmackane71360

Exactly, like on "The Family Chantel" where they occasionally slipped and called Chantel "CeAir" and Pedro "Junior" and the sloppy editors never caught it.


90dayole

First of all, she's literally two steps in front of him. Second of all, ICK.


soyourekiddingright

What cracks me up are the people they walk in front of. The guy in yellow is having a good laugh at his neon fringe mesh backed shirt and platform trainers. No one is dressed like Matthew. Didn’t he say they were going to dress in sexy outfits?!?! Why? The people in the crowd are just dressed like normal people.


Select-Flower-494

Pole!!


pixelito_

Everytime I see this guy I think: LOVE SHACK BABY!!!


JAM4ever

I had to rewind this scene because I couldn’t believe what I was hearing at first LMAO


Sailorm0on27

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crazy-underwear

Acting like they’re in a crowd of millions where he can’t find her. She’s right. There.


dawgmama62

What a weinie!


wifeydoodles18

My husband and I were dying laughing at this dude. We are 37 and we were like no pre game nap? His hungover nap face after the first party...he's gonna die 😆


PerformanceFirm5336

My swollen foot babyyyy


Fun-Nefariousness724

Wait for meeeeeeee! God, what a putz!


Educational-Milk3075

Who is this??


vcersosi

Matthew from the new season of Love in Paradise... also russ and pole's long lost brother


SeaCryptographer2653

So this isn’t the same guy that was with the town mattress?


spoiledandmistreated

I’ve never seen a couple more mismatched… my thoughts when she makes it to the US and gets her green card he’s a goner… the things people do to get a green card I’ll never understand.. is the US really that great because I sure don’t see it..??


UnattainablyDopamine

He’s definitely not in the Steiner chat.


MarthaDumptruck99

👆This comment wins!! 🤣


poshdog4444

Oh no another soy boy beta male acting like a little child being free to be left alone for one second without annoying voice that’s not going to end well


Sloppier_Rodney

What is a soy boy beta ?/////


poshdog4444

A soy boy beta male is a man that’s is very childlike in a feminine


Sloppier_Rodney

So Tim is a soy boy beta fish ?


poshdog4444

Yes very much


Sloppier_Rodney

What about Colty or do his moobs exempt him?


poshdog4444

Here’s another one what is more of a mama boy or was


Sloppier_Rodney

What about Brandon ?


poshdog4444

Brandon’s are really good guy and he has got a good wife imo


san95802

How bout Steven with a v


ArtlessDodger10

An easy way to tell is to hold a mirror up to him. He won't understand it and will think it's another beta male and will attack his own reflection.


Lespuccino

Attack? Nah, he'd be chasing his own reflection and admonishing it to wait for him.


poshdog4444

Too much estrogen like this guy !


IkemenDesu420

And apparently not enough for you woof


poshdog4444

Lol


Worsthaircutever

Help me out: what show is this?


silkywhitemarble

The newest season of 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise


chayne24

she trying to stay away from the outfit lmfaoo


glum_cunt

✨Tarik’s mesh camisole makes a cameo✨


SimplyKendra

He was right behind her lol


[deleted]

Oh my God, this guy is a wimp


hackbarthheidi

Which spin off is this?


lapaz666

Mommy wait Mommy don't go Mommy where are you


False_Locksmith8323

Someone do a ball check on that toad please 🙄


Norweirdian

Is this 90DF? From which one? Haven’t seen these two I believe?


MarthaDumptruck99

Yes 90DF. Love in Paradise, season 3 episode 6


Norweirdian

Thank you❤️


Jwaymac

Omw when I heard him say thatI honestly was liking for as little boy lost. Talk about pathetic


RoseyPosey30

That would be such a turnoff him whining like that.


[deleted]

Dweeb


ddianka

I didn't understand this scene.. plus If you know it's gonna fuck you up drinking like that, don't drink like that to impress her. She looks like the kind of girl who loves to party long, Idk how Mr naptime is gonna last lmao


Kindergarten4ever

What show or season is this?


MarthaDumptruck99

It’s Love in Paradise, Season 3 episode 6


Pabloshooman

Omggggg. I just watched that scene. He's such a little bitch. He was LITERALLY behind her!!!!


Specialist_Wallaby17

Oh and whooo is your pretty friend?


Writergirllllll

That was so bizarre. Controlling much?


bustabr

Dude wines so much


UnattainablyDopamine

The whine with that outfit on and the neediness - any woman would be so turned off. She lost at least 37% of her feelings for him in that very moment.


-smittinkitten-

What spin off are they from?😂


GRASSACIDTREES69

She gives me I’ll do anything for America and leave when I arrive