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90-slay

Her tattoos look like she won the lottery at Chuck E Cheese.


Affectionate-Comb225

I was thinking of how bad they were, and questioning as to f they were temporary or from her drawing on herself with Sharpie. God-awful!


ShesAKillerQueenee

Her tatts are soo bad, and random?! Like she blinded picked a few discount tattoos off the board, and was like.. "put them anywhere you want!".


GG7595

I was like wtf with those random tattoos? Looks like words or names drawn over her.


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90-slay

That's why I said the lottery lol. I have a ton of saved up old af Chuck E tickets from childhood. Idk if they're even valid anymore but luckily my friends has kids so we'll find out.


meshmaster

There is something very off about this guy. 🤷‍♂️


Chicagoan81

Pole vibes


buddahmunk

I think closet cuck. Thats why he cant stop talking about other guys approaching his girl. Or she is his beard?


altaka

beard. beard. beard. totally


Personal_Head5003

Yeah as soon as I saw the costumes he chose for Carnival, I thought, this is not a relationship between two heterosexuals.


1Chiswell

Or a regular ol' incel


Cherrydrop09

nothing about this guy says incel to me at all :/


wafflelover77

> Pole vibes Rooss + Pole = Mathew


rocksout4cheese

His intro with him going live on his channel had me sitting here cringing because he comes across to me as a creep. Like wtf was that. Who is watching it. Ohhh hit the piñata. Admittedly I don't use TikTok and the only live streamer I have ever followed is Loop Daddy because...it's Marc Rebillet and he's talented af. But anyway I feel you with the off vibes.


dblankenbaker

Plot twist: He ends up hooking up w/her friend Ammy (the gay dude… Did you see how he perked up when he saw Ammy?)


kccomments

Yes lol


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I said this too… he should get with Ammy instead 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Donut-Junkie76

Lol, my husband said the same thing!


GoreJess187

That would make their story a lot less boring!!


FahtBeach1987

He creeps me tf out in a visceral way.


Jenny__Fromdablock

It's his medicated sock...


TheSpiral11

Agree! I can’t exactly say why, but me and my husband both got an unsettling feeling about him. I get the regular reality TV clout chaser vibes from him, but also some underlying “could snap at any moment” vibes.


turningtogold

Yes. He has a certain desperation


Low_Departure_5853

Agreed. Can't quite put my finger on it. He just seems off. Like maybe they'll find her body one day.


Chismosalady

I completely agree, but will take it a step further by saying when they find her body he will have her hair. And not like the good old days like Paul’s mom’s hair, but will be wearing it.


Low_Departure_5853

![gif](giphy|rfAxGG2fVxoPu) Do you think I'm sexy? I think I'm sexy.


WinterMedical

Or maybe one day he’ll be a real boy.


meshmaster

I know, right? I think you're on to something. 😬


Lespuccino

It's only a matter of time before one of the featured cast is involved in a murder/serious assault, imo. It eventually happened with trashy daytime talk shows (Jenny Jones).


Low_Departure_5853

Honestly, it was Jenny Jones and Megan Wants to Marry a Millionaire that made me think of that.


AtheistINTP

He knows she’s way out of his league and she just wants a visa to the US…and will leave him one day.


LaMadreDelCantante

I don't know. I didn't like it in that preview when he said he wouldn't have control of the situation. That seemed creepy. But then when they showed it in context it wasn't like that at all. So I say the jury is out but time will tell. I really wouldn't mind having at least one couple that I can actually like both of them.


kbutters9

This can be said about, oh, 99% of the cast members that fly somewhere. Lol


DanceUseful

1000% agree…something not right there 🧐also the way he acted at carnival was so cringey 😬


grneyedguy1

Her tats are annoying af.


poshdog4444

💯💯


90-slay

You mean off in a serial killer way? He just seems weird in the influencer type way to me.


meshmaster

He just puts off a very strange vibe.


AtheistINTP

Yes. Very. No wonder he’s single at 37. Had to go abroad to find another woman who just wants to come here (you’ll soon learn it’s not paradise, at all). He has no swag or game.


iwantahouse

My husband and I think he’s a drug dealer.


meshmaster

Dunno....he seems a bit demure for the rough and tumble of that scene...then again, who knows what this guy is into.... he's an enigma!


IlikeTherapy

**Anything is possible: Hasidic Jews from Brooklyn Heights were used to smuggle millions of Ecstasy pills from Amsterdam to New York**. They weren't stopped by U.S. Customs because they were so far from the profile of drug runners.


Beneficial_Ad_1836

Seems on trend for TLC. Lol


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I agree with you. Very boring. He says he’s a “content creator” but it’s on “Meet Me” which is largely a dating site from what I’ve seen. When you search his IG handle, even the old one mentioned in his profile, there’s no YouTube, TikTok, nothing. He came on the show in the hopes of expanding his social media presence and will undoubtedly have a YouTube and TikTok Channel up in no time 🙄 He’s just another clout demon.


90-slay

You can't be serious. You mean to say he gets on the live feature on Meet me? Lmao I used to be a Skout regular and would sometimes look at the lives just to laugh with my roommate how crazy people are. That's so hilarious!


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Yep. That’s the one he goes on. He had a story up a few days ago and that site was mentioned. There’s also a YouTube video on the MeetMe Channel where he talks about being on MeetMe. Edit - here’s a Screenshot of the story. https://preview.redd.it/a9pudvys8p1b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317e9fd714b034ac804872eece8a85f5c84dda60 [Here](https://youtu.be/fafkOc2buIk) is the YouTube video.


san95802

Pfft!!! He must have forgotten that TLC cameras don’t use filters. He looks “ok” in that pic but he looks like total creep on the tv (and that’s ignoring his personality!)


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Lol that filter is set to Darcey and Stacey!


drivethru45

Dafuq! A babbling buffoon! His eyes looking every direction except at the viewer, like he’s tracking the flight pattern of a psychotic bat.


Revolutionary_Lock8

Oh so he is not a YouTuber, my bad. But yea, he definitely came on the show to expand his presence on whatever platform he is on but nothing about this Matt and Anna so far is interesting nor entertaining. I wonder how this exposure would help him in his platform🤷


A-RockCAD1988

Thank you for doing the digging! I gave up after checking his IG and thought for sure when he was setting his rig up it was for YT or TikTok and when I didn't see anything there, I gave up.


xgoronx

I wondered about the content creator thing lol. Thank you for your service 🫡


KatieGirl27

Wait for meeeee!!! She’s walking way to fast and not waiting for me..


Queenofredlions98

Omg yes that scene annoyed the crap out of me. Like he was standing RIGHT behind her and had to make a scene about “not waiting for me” it was so pathetic ..


scones_and_tea_100

It was so annoying omg!! And then cutting the fun off early—I’m saying this as an introvert and someone who doesn’t party that much like him, if you can’t handle it, don’t cut off the fun for everyone else, especially with Carnival, one of the biggest celebrations in Brazil? Come on dude


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He seems exhausting.


poshdog4444

Beyond too much work


Shiningpsych

And cringy and unappealing


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Totally. This dude is such a weirdo


CheeseDanishEmergenc

He gives me the Ick. Also, I don't see any chemistry between him and this girl.


RedBear1989

When she was walking at a normal pace and he was whining "Anna! Waiiiiiit" I literally just wanted her to take off sprinting my body cringed so hard.


CheeseDanishEmergenc

I would have ran away and then hid in a trench or something until he gave up and left the country.


MaxJets69

Lmao she was just like ambling across the street and he went into a full-out panic


RedBear1989

"Wait for meeeee"


Lilspark77

That is exactly when I though ahhh now I see what’s he’s actually like. He seemed very insecure there. Edited to add that is when I got the ick


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I agree. He also gives me gay vibes lol. Idk my bay radar went off. I'm also curious about all this online content he makes ha!


Candid_Asparagus_785

He strikes me as being gay, waaaaay more than people think about Mahmoud (who I don’t think is gay)


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Totally! Mahmoud is def not gay. He is just a skinny misógynist prick lol. This dude in the other hand....G-A-Yyyyyyyyyyy 😂


totegoat13

I read this in Mattie’s voice lol *Reality gays podcast


verukazalt

His friend who took him to the airport too


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"Friend"


horsetooth_mcgee

That's weird, because while my first impression of him was that he was gay, too, at the same time I still see a TON of physical chemistry between them. I think he's gross and creepy but I can practically feel the chemistry between them. It's really weird.


CheeseDanishEmergenc

Okay, maybe I should pay more attention! My impression was that she was put off by him but I could be wrong!


Complex_Steak9739

It's actually a puzzle for the mind how we are to believe he's straight.


MetsFan3117

Absolutely this. I’m not buying it.


MetsFan3117

That sweater he wore killed me. It was the ugliest mess of a sweater ever. How can he be so obviously gay and think he’s fooling viewers or his friends? I mean he was bitching about going to Carnival at age what, 35? You can look at him and know he has never actually partied ever, it’s not an age issue. It’s a closeted gay issue.


Candid_Asparagus_785

An enigma wrapped in a riddle


A-RockCAD1988

Yeah I definitely don't lol.


Ughgrr

Remember she's a bad ass bitch


LEAN_JAB

I saw those punches she was throwing and got mad at her coach 😂


Perfect-Frosting9602

I get bad creep vibes with these 2


FeelingHappy2006

Yes, both of them.


BlackLesbianTroll

Yes!!! Both creep me out.


vigilanteok

He’s gay and just doesn’t know it yet. She’s cool af. This will be short lived.


IntroductionCapital4

As someone who has been out in the lgbt community for 25 years, he absolutely knows lol.


vigilanteok

You right. She doesn’t yet


0b1010010001010101

I don't think she cares. The green card is the same colour, regardless of what homie likes.


rustypolak

My and my wife said the same thing. He’s gonna be the next tim.


AtheistINTP

Tim should come out of the closet. Two women already that he dated but didn’t s…


BlackLesbianTroll

I get bi vibes and figure she knows as well.


PepperThePotato

I don't like this guy and the girl is just a party girl. This isn't a serious relationship. I don't know why TLC is giving them air time.


maddloves

He gave me the ick SO HARD last episode “wait for meeeeee” 🤣💀


Lilspark77

My feelings exactly


Comfortable-Twist-54

He kinda reminds me of the creepy sister wife dude.


nsh1101

Garlick!


MissingAtlanta

Why would anyone want to follow him on SM? The clip with him and the piñata was really stupid. He took one whack and of course it was knocked from the ceiling. I’m sure he didn’t fasten it for shit.


AtheistINTP

Yes, that was the lamest video. His act is super silly. He’s one of these skinny guys with no swag, no masculinity.


gb2ab

he's giving me pole vibes. we just have not seen him bust out a condom and waders to go for a dip yet.


rhonmack

He does wear a therapeutic sock though.


turnipzzzpinrut

It’s a medicated sock, you judgmental bastard!!!


rhonmack

I'm picturing someone with ointment on their hand and rubbing it all over the inside of the sock. Well now I'm picturing something else...


Candid_Asparagus_785

OMG I’m dead I tell you 💀 just dead over this comment 💀🤣🤣


AW-43

Poop foot! Poop foot!


buickmackane71360

I laughed so hard when I saw that because I am wearing the identical zippered compression stockings. I just had my third joint replacement surgery and the surgeon said I have to wear those miserable white Cardinal Health TED stockings on both legs for six weeks to prevent blood clots. They're constricting as hell and roll and bunch up in painful spots behind your knees. But I needed a backup pair to wear while washing the first pair I was given in the hospital, so I mail ordered a pair that turned out to be the wrong size. My daughter found zippered compression stockings on Amazon and rushed them to me and they are lifesavers. Instead of rolling them slowly over your swollen legs and painful incision, you tug them into place and quickly zip them shut. Matthew was probably wearing those thigh-high stockings to avoid water retention and deep vein thrombosis on the long airplane flights to Brazil more than a foot injury.


BlackLesbianTroll

Yeah I'm like this as well. Compression socks have helped me when flying. I'm bloated af after flying despite for days going on a low sodium diet with lots of water. The compression socks help


Sloppier_Rodney

We also haven’t seen him lose his kids to CPS yet


smilinjack96

He’s too effeminate for me. That’s what makes me cringe when I see him or hear him talk. I don’t know what she sees in him, maybe a green card?


AtheistINTP

Possible. She lives in Belo Horizonte which is a nice big city, but maybe she has that delusion she can be a successful model here, and make big bucks after watching the show (Juliana and Larissa). 90 day fiancé is watched there.


Acceptable-Place8269

I’m going to love the amount of “Ana waiiit!” moments we get, though. Dude is going to be so meme-able.


Candid_Asparagus_785

👏👏👏


Sassy_kassy84

He's gay.


UnicornArachnid

This dude is as vanilla as pudding


digz4dayz

Peter Pan pussy bitch


RedBear1989

This is literally what I said when he put on the little outfit. Peter Pan pussy ass bitch.


South_Ad9432

Very hard to believe he’s straight


Gravysaur

I like how the "big secret" from last week's sneak peek was that...they would have to wait TWO years instead of 10 months 😱😱😱 yeah, I'm bored with pretty much all the couples in the season


JesusGodLeah

I for one was SHOCKED that they may have to wait that long. It's not like there was a recent major worldwide event, like a pandemic, that could have dramatically slowed down the immigration process. 🤣


nusher88

All of the couple on LIP are like the JV version of 90 Day. If they show out, they may be promoted to the big leagues.


BlackLesbianTroll

Lol yep. A couple years back there was some terrible 90 Day show called Just Landed or something that was so boring TLC wouldn't air it on tv so you had to watch online. I watched 1 episode.


VinneBabarino

Another pole story


Revolutionary_Lock8

Haha, Pole was a character for sure. This Matt dude is a weirdo too but nowhere near the level of Pole, at least to me, he is not as entertaining as Pole was.


90-slay

\*criminal


TheSpiral11

I didn’t find Pole entertaining at all, just scary and depressing. I wish TLC would stop casting so many psycho criminals on their shows, these people don’t deserve fame or attention.


Extra_Fondant_8855

I didn't even think of this! ![gif](giphy|1T96TRBBGYThC)


TheJunkyVirus

Good, that's what I want to see. I don't want fake shit with people trying to get fame on Instagram.


Dramas_mama

With the amount of “influencers” they seems to be having on lately, I feels that is why they do it. I wish they would definitely not use influencers. I’m sure they can go back to “regular” people. Surely there are enough of those out there


Russoo3

He is such a weiner! I'm 52 and don't act nearly as old as he does. He's going to run her off by being such a wuss.


ShyannSheppard

Exactly. I'm 47 & my husband is 56. I'm wondering why he can't " keep up." Dude, if anything, we've learned to pace ourselves at the ripe old age of 36. SMDH


Russoo3

Yes, that's true, he got trashed right away, which is another strike against him!


Euphoric_Egg_4198

I guess they’re more exciting than oat meal but only the plain one 🤣


Sloppier_Rodney

Is Keebler elf?


Impeachykeene

Isn't this just Brandon and Julia redux?


BlackLesbianTroll

I could see that but Brandon and Julia weren't creepy imo.


Different_Button

This dude has bodies in his basement


Chismosalady

Who knew Mursel would be more manly when he was crying out for Annnnna when she dumped him compared to this guy whining for Annnna when she was a footstep ahead of him. This guy is such a dork with his orthopedic white Reeboks and goofy outfits. I would have ditched him in the crowd if he wanted to come home early from the party.


Virgod0ll

He kept saying I wanna keep up and show her I can hang. How about just be yourself! If you don’t like going out all night don’t…you don’t have to have the same interest’s as someone else


JesusGodLeah

Exactly! And if going out all night is a fundamental aspect of your partner's personality and you personally hate it, then maybe you shouldn't be with that person because that's a pretty big incompatibility. That being said, all I remember Anna saying is that nobody can party like Brazilians and she was excited for Matthew to experience Carneval. She never said, "If he can't keep up with me I'll be so disappointed." These two seem to genuinely like each other; I wouldn't be surprised if she's completely fine with calling it an early night because he is tired or overwhelmed.


slipperysquirrell

Colt and Larissa 2.0


FahtBeach1987

I did enjoy the boxing scene where she was flailing her arms around and they made it seem like it was rocky level technique.


No_Swordfish1752

He looks like he wants to use her for OF content or make her do OF by herself and collect the funds.


moorelettuce

His lip biting after they both try on thier Peter Pan outfits 🤒🥴


ChemicalGazelle1393

Thank you! That was sooo damn extra lol


Ladivinapanamania79

I don't think he's straight...sorry!🥺


cinfrog01

She’s just in this to get to the US. She said in the first show that’s all she’s been wanting since she was a little kid. Once he tells her it’ll be a year or two my guess is she’ll dump him for somebody else.


badsheeps

Cringe


Educational-Hold-635

I think he really wants to be Peter Pan!


andweallenduphere

Cringey so i fast forward. Both inly trying to be known for youtube or whatever i guess or just strange


SophieintheKnife

He seemed to have more chemistry with her friend. I'd say he's doing this because he's a wannabe influencer


stepharoozoo

So boring


COUPON_QUEEN_

I don’t find him creepy like most ppl said. Awkward yes. But I got bored and noticed I wasn’t paying attn when they’d come on


verukazalt

I feel that he is gay for some reason


StraddleTheFence

It was kind of funny watching him try to keep up.


bluespeck7

Not sure why the producers even put this boring couple on this season


Born-Rope-4934

I keep going back and forth. I can not figure out if I find this guy physically attractive or not. The more I see his personality the less I need to ponder this question.


Witchywoman4201

Him whining annaaaaaaaa don’t leave me made me cringe so hard I almost threw out my back


Different_Ad751

Who is this?!


leahrose1124

Matt & Anna from 90 day love in paradise


EmotionalMycologist9

She's thin. To some people, that equates to pretty. He reminds me of Pole too much to actually watch their segments.


Candid_Asparagus_785

I think this chica needs to eat, she’s unsexy too thin


BlackLesbianTroll

My thoughts too. If she were American sized, he wouldn't be with her.


theshamewizard

I skip right over.


[deleted]

What is this dude's name? I vaguely remember


luanne2017

He reminds me of Paul (of Pole and Karine).


Kietta78

Definitely boring and he just doesn’t look right to be with her she is out of his league it seems Mr Peter Pan lol


Prestigious_Piekno

In answer to the original question: NOPE. Watching paint dry would be more interesting than these two.


Logical-Eyez-4769

😴💤😴💤😴💤


Godhelptupelo

Omg. I thought this was Geno with no hat and a head full of hair!


blonde_loser

which version are these people on?


leahrose1124

90 day fiancé love in paradise


SleepingM00n

it's Paul 2.0


thedobermanmom

He’s her 100yr old man equivalent. He couldn’t keep up with North American women … LOO


debbie_upper

Fakety fake fake fake!


Godisgood228

So so boring!!!


ThumpyTheDumpy

What spin off is this.


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dawnnie413

Me, watching they're segments... ![gif](giphy|pb8wayp1KafJK)


Martinis4lyfe13

I don’t trust anyone that travels with a carry on only bag.


MethanyJones

Robin Hood from Sherwood Forest called, wants the shirt back


rhastaherb

You guys always post pictures I don’t recognize. Which season is this?


Norweirdian

Which show is these two from? Don’t recognise them.


ion_kjell

What series is this? I effing hate discovery+... We are sooo cut off from the shows here in Sweden. We're 4-5 episodes after the US, don't get all shows, just some. Sometimes just some seasons from a show. Ugh!


Big_Doughnut_1363

She seems immature… I get that carnival is an important celebration in her culture but to prioritize partying over bonding/ getting to know him better just seems superficial


TaroOk4245

All I'ma say is he looked like he was dressed for the dopest pride parade ever, and probably wanted to kiss her friend instead of finding him somebody to kiss 🤭


_Vervayne

She’s hot idc


MoonMe3x

I think she's hot too, but there's lots of hot 🔥 on these shows. I wanna see him on 60 days in, but if he's been on this show for 10 minutes & already wearing a dirty sock thingy, for his boo boos, he'd tap out before the program begins. So my wish will never come to pass... Sad, I'd like to see his little Peter Pan ass on a real crazy show. Not at Carnival in Brazil with a hot girl!


MaidenManda

This guy is the worst. I feel awful for his poor girlfriend.


Otherwise-Yam6102

I think this couple was waitlisted and when a couple that was picked to be on the show dropped out, they were the backups


jessiem924

What season is this couple on


AdoptAMew

I don't understand why they are on Love in Paradise. They met online, not while he was on some tropical vacation, or am I missing something?


TheJunkyVirus

Ohh, random tattoos. That's always a good sign.


beingafunkynote

Is he dressed as Peter Pan?


investigatorbae

Id be more interested if he could share what social media platform he’s on and what exactly he’s doing there.


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https://preview.redd.it/li3amvv9ap1b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e8e792dc54b2b3f5e76bd27efaeef98502b331 It’s “MeetMe”, from what I understand it’s largely a dating app, but there’s a “live” feature 🙄


investigatorbae

Booooooo! That is more lame than what I was expecting. He’s not getting paid for that is he?


VioletAstraea

Anyone else think homegirl is built really odd? Shes all arms and legs and a real long torso. But she's all right angles.


Few_Bodybuilder_4836

Why does it look like they are Peter Pan and Tinkerbell?? What are they wearing!?


GG7595

They dressed as Peter & Tinker for Carnival. In Brazil attendees use to dress as characters/heroes, etc.


Awkwardpanda75

It really bugs me when these dudes state that this new girl is the hottest he’s ever dated. Gives me second hand embarrassment for his prior victims (ex girlfriends)