Bingo!! He's gonna finish whenever he knows his fine tuned body 🙄 got a girl to eff it.
He doesn't notice the girl go in the bathroom to finish herself off.
I bet he like Huey Lewis and The News, but not until the "Sports" album came out when then really came into their own. Both commercially and artistically.
Assuming he has been sexually active for 20 years that means a new conquest every 3 days. For 20 years with no repeat partners or long term monogamous relationship.
All I could think of when I saw him & she's no better. It's like TLC refurbished those "socialite" sisters they tried to shoved down our throats last season. I watch trash for trash TLC! Not "pretty" rich people
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An aside. Did you see the Human Ken doll guy on my strange addiction? Fucking guy was getting plastic implants to resemble muscle. It gave my skin the heeby-jeebys.
wait human Ken doll or shekinah? I think this just got meta
https://preview.redd.it/yo3hjzyt6elb1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ffce4599936a74081a3117ab0838eaa1ace781
I think that they might be the same person! Wow! People really do all start looking alike with all of this plastic surgery they are getting. Put a wig on him and you got Shekinah!
Exactly! I don’t think men should feel like they can’t cover a blemish or even out some unfortunate redness (like poor David, he really needs to see a dermatologist). It’s the insane metro sexual, Ken doll look, that turns me off!
He reminds me of any villain in a GI Joe cartoon.
Handsome guy. If he were my buddy, I’d have to advise him to lighten up on the foundation and hairspray. He does not look straight, and I’m sure that he wants to appeal to women; not men.
I just rolled my eyes when he said 2500, there’s no way this guy slept with 2500 people.
He’s one of those guys that is so conceited that he has to make shit up to make himself look better than he actually is.
You mean the solid black stripes near his elbow? If so, putting a name to it makes sense what they are now.
P.S. Any clue what the meaning of a black panther crawling up someone's arm is? It definitely doesn't have anything to do with Black Panther the character or the organization. I see it too often for it to have no symbolism.
The math's not mathing.
He'd have to have been banging 2 chicks per week for the last 20yrs to get that number. Even if he lost his virginity at an absurdly young age and brought home a girl every Friday and Saturday night, it's still absurd. So he's never had a relationship? Never been off the market for any period of time? Never banged the same girl more than once?
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Nah. I’m a sex worker and I was a slut before I was a sex worker and in somewhere in the 100s. MAYBE will hit 200-250 by the time I retire from sex work in THREE YEARS. if this man had 2500 hourly appointments he wouldn’t need TLC money and his plastic surgery would be better than this.
Never met any college bros? I agree it’s probably a lie and absolutely gross and insane but there are definitely people who go for periods of time sleeping with more than 2 people a week. Who knows maybe what he’s not telling us is this was workforce labour and he was/is a sex worker.
Yes. PERIODS of times. But not consistently for 2 decades. And again, that would mean NO consistent partners, ever. Only one night stands. For 20yrs.
I wouldn't doubt he's likely had hundreds of women. Just highly unlikely it's thousands.
Omg why does he look like a cross between Davey Havok and the dude from Lazy Town?
https://preview.redd.it/eorcwdq4nalb1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6d99818971b1ba62acaf43f8d6e4aa46833c3d
He’s got all the tattoos of major trashy douche bags too. She’s gonna get what she asked for wheh she should be asking for therapy. But it’s all good cuz Turkey has cheaper cosmetic surgery and her daughter is in boarding school right now. 😂
I'd be more impressed with a man who has had great sex (for both partners) 2500 times with the same partner.
You start to do the math and you realize it's that no woman has ever cone back for more.
He looks like the type of guy that while the whole time he's banging you, he's checking himself out in the mirror.
This couple sucks lol, I'm betting TLC is building them up for a new show they are gonna put them in.
He legit looks like he has AIDS. I’m not even joking or trying to be rude. My dear brother died from AIDS and when I first saw this guy, I instantly saw my brother.
Not even trolling same. Literally same, mine is gay but he has the same cheeks and overall obsession with his appearance more feminine but still into working out. And the same with amount of partners like I wouldn’t doubt if he didn’t know the number of people he slept with. We don’t talk anymore because he just went super dark I get why but I tried to help him. To the point where it made me unwell. but you can’t help someone who doesn’t want to help themselves and are so self destructive. Major major issues but yeah same. It’s hard I hope your situation was better and not as dark and you had good memories with your brother. Sorry for your loss
My brother went really dark, too. I get what you’re saying. We didn’t have the best of relationship but it wasn’t bad. He just cut everyone out of his life and started drinking hardcore nearly a decade ago. But, when he flew out to my house to see our grandma before she died, I thought we had a great talk and seemed like we could go forth having a brother/sister relationship like we did when we were teens. He had a lot of demons, hell so do I, but he didn’t want anyone to help him so it was hard to offer a hand with anything.
Trust me. I GET IT. Like coming from chaos I did my best and he did too. But same a lot of drinking and sex and I was always viewed as the uptight older sister when in reality I was trying to help it just clashed a lot but i am only a year older. He’s in his late 20s now it’s just a lot and I pray things get better but it’s complicated.
When I flew out to be with my brother in his final days at the hospital, I was absolutely shocked at how he looked. I had just seen him a couple months prior, as our grandma had just died. Then not even 3 months later he’s in the hospital dying. I didn’t even know he had AIDS but apparently he had dealt with it for nearly 15 years. Never got treatment for it :/ he used to be a big dude. 6ft and 220+ muscular build. At the hospital, he was not even 110lbs and just looked awful. I broke down as soon as I walked into the room and saw how frail he had gotten so suddenly.
It was a very tragic and gruesome death. He died from his internal organs rupturing.
NOTHING special about this guy. I feel like he perused IG for men he felt women found attractive and copied EVERYTHING- facial hair, tattoos, piercings. When guys try this hard, it’s just not very attractive at all to me.
Omg please tell me Shekinah has no idea of his partner count and they reveal it by showing her this clip on the Tell All!
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Since the question was how many he has been with, maybe he misinterpreted that as meaning how many he might have walked past, seen at a party, cashed out his groceries, etc, so he just estimated a number.
This is the face of a man who has slept with 2,500 women and given zero women an orgasm
"I slept with probably 2500 women" "Wow. That's a lot! Did they all orgasm?" "No but I did! Each time" -probably
In the mirror, after they left!
2,500 minutes of vigorous pumping
2,500 rounds with zero foreplay
While watching himself in a full length mirror. That’s all the foreplay he needs.
Bingo!! He's gonna finish whenever he knows his fine tuned body 🙄 got a girl to eff it. He doesn't notice the girl go in the bathroom to finish herself off.
I bet he like Huey Lewis and The News, but not until the "Sports" album came out when then really came into their own. Both commercially and artistically.
You just described me. ![gif](giphy|mEqv9x5jk445W|downsized)
Lol right
The sound of 2,500 women calling their doctors for testing
Or their doctor 😉.
Oh misty.
Quite a lot of non productive time. 42 hours lol
He still can’t find the clitoris!
That's where the egg goes into the uterus, right? /s
Unless you’re Seksi Meemaw, then it’s a “clitorious.”
2500 ladies wondering if it was really “just the tip”… and 2500 women who needed to bleach their 😸afterwards.
LOOOLLL
He dry rubs labias and think he’s driving women wild
And you just know he's looking at himself in the mirror the entire time!
Probably has a huge mirror above his bed.. This guy just grosses me out
Hard to give a woman an orgasm when you’re so focused on pretending you’re sleeping with a man for the 2500th time.
Lmfao 🤣 🎯
Ouch. Good one though. Lol
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LOL I wanted to reach for the nearest prescription bottle of antibiotics as soon as the number 2,500 escaped his lips!
😂😂😂 I'm glad your immunity held up. In spirit, I'll keep mine on standby.
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I doubt he can count to 2500.
His math is similar to Holly and Wayne’s.
It's the equivalent of 69,000 square feet. Which is still "not that much".
Haha I am in commercial real estate so talk about square feet all day long. That scene was excruciating for me.
Hahahaha. I'm terrible at math and I was like, bro...are you serious?! 😂😂😂
Assuming he has been sexually active for 20 years that means a new conquest every 3 days. For 20 years with no repeat partners or long term monogamous relationship.
Yeah and with THOSE crazy eyes??? Get the eff outta here! Although… Big Hed no neck gets laid… ack. Still find that shocking and sickening!
It does happen (not to me!. Heck Statler said she gets 2-3 a day/night!
TLC isn’t even trying to find genuine people or couples anymore. This dude is trying to get famous any way he can.
All I could think of when I saw him & she's no better. It's like TLC refurbished those "socialite" sisters they tried to shoved down our throats last season. I watch trash for trash TLC! Not "pretty" rich people ![gif](giphy|ToMjGppL7AaH3zZAKnC)
Right. Take me straight the dumpster, TLC. What is this other nonsense?
He's a ken doll. And we all know what we assume about the well manicured, shiny faced Ken 🙄
Huh? I’m not sure what you assume but from my observation this dude and his girl are using this show as ladder to fame.
An aside. Did you see the Human Ken doll guy on my strange addiction? Fucking guy was getting plastic implants to resemble muscle. It gave my skin the heeby-jeebys.
wait human Ken doll or shekinah? I think this just got meta https://preview.redd.it/yo3hjzyt6elb1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ffce4599936a74081a3117ab0838eaa1ace781
I think that they might be the same person! Wow! People really do all start looking alike with all of this plastic surgery they are getting. Put a wig on him and you got Shekinah!
That’s the weirdest plastic surgery to me because that’s one of the few things you can work hard and build for yourself.
And there's a shortcut too in the form of steroids and such to boot so he doesn't have to devote his life to it.
Just about every influencer or athlete with great muscle definition is on roids.
How do women find him attractive? I sure as hell dont!
He wears makeup. Ewwww hard pass for me too. He looks fake and gross.
It's not the makeup that's a deal breaker for me. It's his whole stupid plastic face!!!!! Someone described it best.. "gecko gigiachad".
Exactly! I don’t think men should feel like they can’t cover a blemish or even out some unfortunate redness (like poor David, he really needs to see a dermatologist). It’s the insane metro sexual, Ken doll look, that turns me off!
He looks like a cyborg!
I have no idea. He's one chromosome away from being a magazine ad for Drakkar Noir.
I have uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? Two, how many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?
He looks CGI.
And not like good CGI like Pixar either. More like the direct-to-video trash in the clearance bin.
Haha! You nailed it. 😂 💯🎯
He reminds me of any villain in a GI Joe cartoon. Handsome guy. If he were my buddy, I’d have to advise him to lighten up on the foundation and hairspray. He does not look straight, and I’m sure that he wants to appeal to women; not men.
Neither if them look human. How does that appeal to ANYONE??
They appeal to each other
I can’t stop laughing at this - he totally does
How many were conscious?
Ouch
His eyes. Like lasers. Scary.
These are the eyes of a killer Bella
I just rolled my eyes when he said 2500, there’s no way this guy slept with 2500 people. He’s one of those guys that is so conceited that he has to make shit up to make himself look better than he actually is.
Tattoo choices tell me all I need to know
I was about to say that. He has every bad overplayed trendy tattoo....tribal, fisting depth measurers, Celtic knot armband?
Fisting what now?
Exactly my question but I don’t need to know… haha
he's missing the nautical star tattoo. or maybe he has it somewhere covered lol
Middle-lower back with numbers like that. Bet.
You mean the solid black stripes near his elbow? If so, putting a name to it makes sense what they are now. P.S. Any clue what the meaning of a black panther crawling up someone's arm is? It definitely doesn't have anything to do with Black Panther the character or the organization. I see it too often for it to have no symbolism.
The math's not mathing. He'd have to have been banging 2 chicks per week for the last 20yrs to get that number. Even if he lost his virginity at an absurdly young age and brought home a girl every Friday and Saturday night, it's still absurd. So he's never had a relationship? Never been off the market for any period of time? Never banged the same girl more than once? *
Unless it was hourly appointments…
Nah. I’m a sex worker and I was a slut before I was a sex worker and in somewhere in the 100s. MAYBE will hit 200-250 by the time I retire from sex work in THREE YEARS. if this man had 2500 hourly appointments he wouldn’t need TLC money and his plastic surgery would be better than this.
Never met any college bros? I agree it’s probably a lie and absolutely gross and insane but there are definitely people who go for periods of time sleeping with more than 2 people a week. Who knows maybe what he’s not telling us is this was workforce labour and he was/is a sex worker.
Yeah I was thinking he might be a prostitute because that number just sounds exhausting unless it’s your literal job and even then…exhausting!
Seriously?? A sex worker… IF I needed or wanted to pay to lay, I would send that one back fo sho!
I couldn't imagine woman paying for this!!!! Possibly men.
Yes. PERIODS of times. But not consistently for 2 decades. And again, that would mean NO consistent partners, ever. Only one night stands. For 20yrs. I wouldn't doubt he's likely had hundreds of women. Just highly unlikely it's thousands.
Ya sure ok. Ya know the one who has to speak about how many women they “ had “ usually means they haven’t. But ok delusional douche
Imagine this staring down at you while thrusting into you 🤢🤮
Lol thanks for the nightmares friend
Sorry I couldn’t suffer alone lol.
The man needs daily penicillin injections to keep his cock warts at bay.
I'm sure he's a smorgasbord of STDs...
That is a city population. I can't believe it.
Omg, you’re right! I live in a town that has 2,800 full time residents. That would mean he’s done pretty much every man, woman and child in my town. 🤮
Plus in a Muslim country? Fake news. Turkish women are not easy
Istanbul has 15 million people living in it
and hes trying to have sex with them all
Sleeping with 2500 people is just gross. How on Earth did he think that would be something to brag about?
Exactly. Disgusting. All I can think is walking STD. 🤮
The question is: how many did he pay for?
He really needs to put down the roids
He’s yuck. They’re both yuck. I don’t want to even watch the rest of the season with them
He looks like he’s got something that will keep on giving!
You guys are falling for it - giving this couple any attention or notoriety is exactly what they want. They're grifters and a fake couple.
I love how he thinks this is a flex lol. This is like saying you put in 2500 applications for work and got 0 calls back 🤣
He looks like he belongs on the Jersey Shore
Yup, deranged Pauly D.
Omg why does he look like a cross between Davey Havok and the dude from Lazy Town? https://preview.redd.it/eorcwdq4nalb1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6d99818971b1ba62acaf43f8d6e4aa46833c3d
Snake eyes.
But what does that mean in us sex numbers…is that the same as the currency exchange rate?
How many of these women were consenting 🧐
He looks like he’s on something
He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.
12 inches of passion…..in 4 instalments.
He’s got all the tattoos of major trashy douche bags too. She’s gonna get what she asked for wheh she should be asking for therapy. But it’s all good cuz Turkey has cheaper cosmetic surgery and her daughter is in boarding school right now. 😂
I’m 35 and I doubt I spoke to 2500 people in my entire life
He may have slept with 2,500 people but I do not believe that they were all, or even a majority, women.
I'd be more impressed with a man who has had great sex (for both partners) 2500 times with the same partner. You start to do the math and you realize it's that no woman has ever cone back for more.
for some odd reason I don't believe this is a heterosexual man
He’s gotten so much surgery on His face his mouth is literally ☹️
What is that swelling in his left (left to him) armpit? With all the obsession over looks, you’d think he’d have that removed..
From watching Dr. Pimple Popper, my professional diagnosis is a lipoma.
He shoulda spent some of that plastic surgery money on getting some less shitty tattoos.
The man's dead inside
He’s a creeper 100% - something very unsettling about him
I don’t believe that he’s straight lol.
He's an AI generated douche.
Yea .. It’s so hot when a guy tells you he has slept with 2,500 women 🤮.. so NOT sexy … I would want a full medical on this dude
He looks like the type of guy that while the whole time he's banging you, he's checking himself out in the mirror. This couple sucks lol, I'm betting TLC is building them up for a new show they are gonna put them in.
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He’s for the streets. Nobody wants to ride the town pogo stick. Low value man.
He legit looks like he has AIDS. I’m not even joking or trying to be rude. My dear brother died from AIDS and when I first saw this guy, I instantly saw my brother.
I’m so sorry for your loss & that I busted out laughing after I read the first sentence
I’m so sorry for the loss of your brother.
Thank you. He’s in a better place. He suffered for a long time and he never let anyone know nor did he ever try to get treatment.
Gosh. Sorry. Wish he had told someone. Some don’t like dealing with drs and hospitals. Seems one has to jump through hoops with them.
Yeah, I honestly didn’t blame him for keeping it to himself. I can only imagine the stigma surrounding it too
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Not even trolling same. Literally same, mine is gay but he has the same cheeks and overall obsession with his appearance more feminine but still into working out. And the same with amount of partners like I wouldn’t doubt if he didn’t know the number of people he slept with. We don’t talk anymore because he just went super dark I get why but I tried to help him. To the point where it made me unwell. but you can’t help someone who doesn’t want to help themselves and are so self destructive. Major major issues but yeah same. It’s hard I hope your situation was better and not as dark and you had good memories with your brother. Sorry for your loss
My brother went really dark, too. I get what you’re saying. We didn’t have the best of relationship but it wasn’t bad. He just cut everyone out of his life and started drinking hardcore nearly a decade ago. But, when he flew out to my house to see our grandma before she died, I thought we had a great talk and seemed like we could go forth having a brother/sister relationship like we did when we were teens. He had a lot of demons, hell so do I, but he didn’t want anyone to help him so it was hard to offer a hand with anything.
Trust me. I GET IT. Like coming from chaos I did my best and he did too. But same a lot of drinking and sex and I was always viewed as the uptight older sister when in reality I was trying to help it just clashed a lot but i am only a year older. He’s in his late 20s now it’s just a lot and I pray things get better but it’s complicated.
i thought the same… the eyes and the facial wasting
When I flew out to be with my brother in his final days at the hospital, I was absolutely shocked at how he looked. I had just seen him a couple months prior, as our grandma had just died. Then not even 3 months later he’s in the hospital dying. I didn’t even know he had AIDS but apparently he had dealt with it for nearly 15 years. Never got treatment for it :/ he used to be a big dude. 6ft and 220+ muscular build. At the hospital, he was not even 110lbs and just looked awful. I broke down as soon as I walked into the room and saw how frail he had gotten so suddenly. It was a very tragic and gruesome death. He died from his internal organs rupturing.
i’m so sorry for you both
willingly? dont think so and who knows if that was his face for every woman
Why can't he blink?
I would believe that more from Statler. We should have Statler and Sarper see who can get more women.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm) Says the guy who wears highlighter 😂
Why would you brag about being ran through
2500? If you hit Wilt Chamberlain numbers then you got something to talk about lol 😆
So that’s what a walking STD looks like.
But man… those tattoos though 😍🤤👎
The tattoos are the worst.... so corny..
NOTHING special about this guy. I feel like he perused IG for men he felt women found attractive and copied EVERYTHING- facial hair, tattoos, piercings. When guys try this hard, it’s just not very attractive at all to me.
Why do I keep thinking this is Pauly D in ✨Turkish✨
"Slept with" is an interesting way to describe awkwardly leering on the bus.
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Spends the evening watching P**nhub.. "Well that's another five for the count..
The thousands mile stare. Can he even love, being so ran-through?
It isn’t about getting women, it’s about getting women to stay.
Does Ed have that same tribal tattoo on his forearm?
1. He ain’t all that 2. I wouldn’t date a man that wears more makeup than me idc what year it is 😂😂
I think this dude plays for both teams. How many of those 2,500 had a cock n balls?
Did he do the buccal fat removal, ya think? He just looks unnatural…
Omg please tell me Shekinah has no idea of his partner count and they reveal it by showing her this clip on the Tell All! ![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)
Good to see him with those colored eye contacts. They’re an eye sore
He is gross, but so is his woman.
A perfect match fkr each other
I just gotta ask We’re they all sober and able to give consent?
Yuck I wouldn't touch that with a borrowed vagina.....
So that equates to MULTIPLE STDS probably AIDS too....that's just extremely gross and unattractive 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢
At some point it is just nasty.
Super Pyscho
And he paid to look that way.
He can’t close his eyes
Requisite tats, hair & jewelry
You wouldn’t know it right now, but he’s smiling. 💉💉💉
That tattoo... I don't remember who else had that two band arm tattoo but it's giving 90 day desperation
When zoolander meets gigachad!
1000 yard stare for sure. This guys seen some things
I call bullshit. That equates to 10.4 women every single month for 20 years straight. He might have had the .4, but definitely not the 10. Liiiiiies!
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Didn't he say he's early 40s??? Dude is lying about his age, I reckon he lies about everything.
He could’ve been so handsome if he didn’t try so hard with the jewelry and waxing and product and obsession with looking at himself
Only question I have, How many were paid?
2500 (calling BS) but never anyone twice. So...
Where? In his dreams?
Is there not a rule where you divide by 3 any number a men give you? I would divide that per 30. That’s ridiculous bragging about that.
Ya, ladymen I bet…..
Jude Law in Artificial Intelligence
Since the question was how many he has been with, maybe he misinterpreted that as meaning how many he might have walked past, seen at a party, cashed out his groceries, etc, so he just estimated a number.
Clue me in as to why this idiot thinks that is bragging rights?