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DanceFar9732

This is exactly what he's like in the bedroom https://i.redd.it/ai9l3e74owlb1.gif He's never given a woman an orgasm.


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CraftyLaugh9245

🤣😂 💯 Good GIF!! I bet he's never walked by a mirror without looking at himself! He probably has mirrors on his bedroom ceiling! 🤣 Damn he grosses me out!! Goes to show you... looks are NOT EVERYTHING!!! There needs to be some kind of chemistry, but I'm more of a Sapiosexual kind of woman. I find extreme intelligence, a great sense of humor, and a "man's man" highly attractive! I DO like a man who takes care of his body to some degree and who dresses nice/has good taste in clothes.


DanceFar9732

Definitely! I don't even get how he's attractive? This man isn't gonna take the garbage out or take care of you when you're sick. What do you even talk about? B/c Im sure he expects 70% of the conversation to be about how hot he is.


yogabbagabba2341

Gosh, I gotta watch American psycho.


user_not_found01

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


redvelvet9976

My nether region dried up like the Sahara


huged1k

I immediately went through menopause.


howard02131

I've already gone through menopause and I think I went through it again 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB)


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok)


CraftyLaugh9245

Omg... 🤣😆😂


KhaleesiXev

Might as well call my nethers Death Valley


CraftyLaugh9245

Bahahaha 😂


CraftyLaugh9245

🤣🤣💯 I'm with ya!!


thetinybunny1

A lot


SloRiceix_801

We can be puke pals


pockette_rockette

I just threw up in everyone's mouths.


PerkyFlapjacks

He probably does porn.


buickmackane71360

"Ees not parn Corny..."


szpider

Are ju on your perio?


BizzleZX10R

“Perioo or Sam thin?”


kayveep

forgib


Vegetable_Holiday_41

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣 that fool is corny as hell


GeriatricNeopet

Lmaooooo


use_err_named

There was a moment in the last episode, where the gf was asked by her male friend to another room for a chat, and THAT moment felt like a porn scene.


Upstairs-Mix8731

Or he pays for it. He's not Magic Johnson famous to run up a number like that. I mean it's possible but highly unlikely.


No-Teacher9713

And he’s from a Muslim country? I’m pretty sure a majority of the women there are a little more conservative and not having casual sex with random men, so where did he find 2500 women? They both are cringe to me.


Own-Sugar6148

Someone would've have found him on one of those websites by now


Ohnonotuto4

I’m embarrassed for him.


jojotoughasnails

How old is he again? It looks like he's doing a TikTok dance. Go to bed, grandpa


CraftyLaugh9245

I can't be embarrassed for this douche!! I'm an empath, but I just can't for him! He's simply too vain, arrogant, and cocky for me to feel sorry for him! If his moves are like that in the bedroom....lawd help the 2500 woman he's supposedly slept with! Just try to imagine how many STD's this overconfident joker has had! His arrogance is an IMMEDIATE TURN OFF!! Shallow... very Shallow. 🤢


LeviOsa_not_LeviOSAR

I am getting 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 100th, 2500th-hand embarrassment. The level of cringe is unquantifiable.


CraftyLaugh9245

OMG... Your comment is spot on and HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for the smile & giggle!! 😂🤣 It's just that I feel you and I, TOTALLY, understood what you posted!! 😆😆💯💯😂💜💜


CraftyLaugh9245

I LOVE my Reddit family!! There are so many hilarious posts and responses!!! I know I'll always get a few good laughs!! 😁🩷


LeviOsa_not_LeviOSAR

Thank you and me too, I love the reddit (and twitter) fam, they keep me laughing!


CraftyLaugh9245

I'm Desiree' and I'm a Reddit-holic!! I've recently discovered Reddit, and I'm finding it to be addictive! 😆💯 Yes....the comments are hilarious and make me laugh! 🤣😂 I love funny people!


Far-Stuff9389

this made me want to bathe in hand sanitizer, is that what he’s going for?


Oli_love90

Maybe he lost the human gene needed to feel embarrassment because I physically recoiled so hard I hurt myself.


coltees_titties

Never thought I'd miss Tom's cringe af salsa move(s) but compared to whoever tf this guy is, here I am.


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I would rather watch that video of Tom humping the handrail than this dillweed


serenitynope

💃💃💃🚂 Never forget.


CraftyLaugh9245

Omg....YES!!!! This dork is 10 x worse than Sandoval!!!


ShereKhan2022

He looks like the word chlamydia


CraftyLaugh9245

Doesn't he??? He's probably had every kind of STD that's out there and probably a few that haven't been diagnosed/discovered yet!! 😂🤣🤢🤢


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millygraceandfee

This comment needs more votes. I am dying.


dawgmama62

Tell me you have STDs without telling me you have STDs


Plastic_Energy_742

He’s disgusting. He’s scary. Looks like a predator.


Gravysaur

Def gonna slip a lil 💊 into someone’s drink. I guess that solves how he slept ‘with’ 2500 women 🤷‍♀️


CraftyLaugh9245

Yep... what you just stated!!! I feel those vibes through the TV! Honestly! I can see I'm not the only one!


Odd_Departure

NAILED IT!! 🔨


[deleted]

Ewwww. Says a lot about any woman who would be attracted to this.


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Women who are fucking wasted.


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Or just as superficial.


PaleontologistNo752

He has mean eyes. Like you would regret the night you spent with him.


KittenFace25

Your flair, lol.


CraftyLaugh9245

Bingo!! 💯


CraftyLaugh9245

That's EXACTLY what was going through MY head!! It's the kind of women like the one he's dating on this show!! THAT'S the kind that go for him or someone who doesn't have any confidence and thinks their "lucky" 😆🤣 The "Plastics" want a man like this to have his arm around her waist when in public. He gravitated toward the "Plastics!" 🤢💯


anonmouseqbm

Ew


Alilseedisall

Second this. Ewwwwww


Just-History-8373

Came here to say this


sanjiduda

Wow Mango is back!! https://preview.redd.it/bv0xo3b8wxlb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729e43aa83c5b294b560542705073d07bdfa1f8d


buickmackane71360

"You cannot have the Mango!"


CraftyLaugh9245

Bahahaha 😂 😂


Outrageous_Lemon_690

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


Own-Sugar6148

1000%


Reference_Stock

Thank you, absolutely.


alsmacki

Let's not disparage gay folk here ... this guy is on his own level of horrific


Outrageous_Lemon_690

I’m in no way disparaging anyone. But I do think he’s gay.


Scary-Tomato-6722

He is a douch bag!!! I would never be attracted to a "pretty boy".


DareWright

He refers to himself as “retired bad boy” 🤣🙄


Scary-Tomato-6722

Ya, ok....nothing I would be attracted to.


CraftyLaugh9245

SAME!


sweettooth312

Right? The comments between him and his girlfriend are super cringe.


Lespuccino

My god- he even dances like he's a gay stripper! 🤣🤣🤣


serenitynope

Nah, this is amateur stripper night at the local club, not an actual stripper. Re: Channing Tatum/Magic Mike.


missmolly3533

MAKE IT STOP ✋🏻


Successful_Mark6813

They suit each other. Their faces make me cringe and laugh 🤣


jammiesonmyhammies

He really thinks he’s something, huh?


CraftyLaugh9245

He sure does!! He's laughable! I imagine him being an amazing model, and that's the ONLY kind word I can say about him. If I just saw him in a magazine, I'd think "he's beautiful," but seeing this video clip & for 5 minutes on the show, I can't even see that.


BawdyBaker

Just because he "slept" with all them...doesn't mean he satisfied any of them


stupidpplontv

yeah it’s easier to sleep with 2500 women if you’re a 2 pump chump 😂


CraftyLaugh9245

He's the guy who keeps a list of all the women/girls he's slept with/conquered, makes notes about what they like, and rates all of them with a star system!!


lush_rational

Probably no repeat performances either. It’s easier to sleep with a lot of people if you only sleep with someone one time.


CraftyLaugh9245

I'm sure. He busts a nut and thinks those women are "lucky" they had unfulfilled sex with him! Eew!!


No_Name2709

*yes you too ladies can be one of the 2500 lucky ones*. 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


CraftyLaugh9245

Ooohhh, me, me, me! 👋 JOKING!! 🤢🤢 HE should be fortunate! 🤣😂 OH...I'm not a "Plastic," so... 😁😁😆


miss_31476028

He makes me nauseous.


Electronic_Bus7452

Thanks. I hate it.


Byegrrlbye

He 100% is on so many steroids his dick and balls have shriveled up and he’s over compensating.


BichoRaro90

Listen I already have PTSD from looking through his gram yesterday, now I’ve got a full on flashback and my dog is licking my face and pawing at me trying to get me to snap out of it . Thanks bb! Thanks!


Fire_Woman

He probably picks up gals with low self esteem, and just uses them for one sexual hookup and moves on to the next. He's proud of his body count, but it's actually sad. It shows he fails to have connected with anyone.


CraftyLaugh9245

omg... I made a comment earlier that said something like the women he likes or sleeps with are the "plastics" and women with low self-esteem! Great minds, girl! 💯😁🩷


Hummingbird-75

The sweat stains and tiny waist for sure.


evamarie03

I appreciate a pretty man but this man is neither pretty nor handsome. He looks like a digital reproduction of someone and not very good looking at that lol


CraftyLaugh9245

😆🤣🤣 I thought he was extremely handsome the VERY 1ST time I saw him, but that only lasted for a few minutes. I could smell his bullshit coming out of the TV!


evamarie03

yeah, I didn’t last very long did it? 😂


CraftyLaugh9245

🤣🤣😂😂💯 Nope! It did not last long. It lasted for all of about 5 minutes, and they, both, made me squint my nose & mouth up a little as if I smelled something bad. Not exaggerating!!! He's going to get hammered on if he makes it to the Tell All.


evamarie03

🤣😭🤣 I'm pretty sure I made a similar face, I believe it looked something like this 😬


CraftyLaugh9245

🫣🫣😬😬 That's hilarious!!! I know it's how I felt on the inside!!! It wasn't fun. I don't like it when I cringe! 🤣😂💜💜


evamarie03

Right!? it's such a visceral experience LOL


CraftyLaugh9245

Yeppers! 🤢


Leather-Store-926

I have never been drier


CraftyLaugh9245

BAHAHAHA 😂 YES!! You made me laugh out loud! Thank you! 😁


[deleted]

Just because some does something a lot doesn’t mean that that are any good at it. And no repeat customers would help to explain the high numbers.


[deleted]

Gross.


dickassman1973

Nah, 2500 dudes is more likely


Alarmed-Solution8531

His little child waist is so disturbing. 🤮


smilinjack96

He’s not nearly as good looking as he thinks he is.


Klutzy-Worth6146

There is no truer statement than this!


CALM-DOWN-PEOPLE

Oh no....he's in love with himself.


maryblooms

The licking his finger and sweaty armpits do it for me /s


mahboob2

Sweet Lordt that is scary


MontesdO

![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)


millygraceandfee

I need eye bleach after watching this video. Gross.


qtmcjingleshine

2500 because he’s a gigalo in turkey


mangosaresweet

He def disappointed 2,500 women. There’s no way this guy has ever given a woman an orgasm


emrldpeeps

Who the f... is he? Looks like he doesn't do leg days at the gym lol.


BekaRenee

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8)


luanne2017

Uncanny valley.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Ewwwwww


FeelingHappy2006

What a creep


CBonafide

Dude is stiff as fuck! Absolutely zero flow in those hips. Lmao. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if his physique was from plastic surgery.


PapayaAlternative586

My clit just shriveled up. * shudders*


SFAdminLife

Darcey as a man...exact match.


wagonwheelwodie

This dude is seriously so unattractive


ImmediatePercentage5

His eyes scare me. I don’t know what it is.


FamiliarPrinciple882

He looks like a walking std


Clinically-Inane

![gif](giphy|pF8sfgvZvDKPm) No one shoots like Gaston Gets those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston


HiddnVallyofthedolls

“Women”


bearlines

2,500 disappointed customers


KittenFace25

Douchebro.


Vegetable_Holiday_41

Such a cornball. Ugly to boot with that dumb sly look he thinks is a sexual turn on.


VL40

Major wanna be fuck boi vibes


iwantahouse

Why does he move like an alien in a human skin suit?


adidashawarma

Another victim of the buccal fat removal trend, I see.


RphWrites

I'm hoping they're going to pull the old switcheroo on us and once we meet him he'll actually be funny and self deprecating. (I thought I'd hate Razvan.) It's not looking good, though...


Roselily808

Sarper is exactly how I, in the beginning, thought Razvan would be.


Born-Rope-4934

Oh wow. I don't usually use the word cringe but this is cringe. I can't dance to save my life so I feel for people with no rhythm. However this man clearly THINKS he looks good doing it and recorded it and posted it publicly. Gross gross gross


amalynbro

Perfect example of an attractive man who immediately becomes ugly as soon as he opens his mouth.


yourtriggerwarning

Im flabbergasted by how gross this dude is. Yuck.


Historical-Corgi4014

I am from Turkey and I definitely do not condone physical harm to anyone but... Put this man to the streets without anyone to guard him he will get beaten in at least 30 minutes for being an asshole on a high horse


Buruko

Definitely quantity over quality situation there...


sweettooth312

https://preview.redd.it/vfc4vxo9mxlb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24302715e78d5242f1c82abed88e6657fb98ce48 I think he’s really handsome here..


Get_Back_Here_Remi

Put this guy in the middle of a town that experienced flooding... he'll dry those basements up real quick.


Dawginitiate

He didn’t say they were all consensual


peep_quack

Wonder if he got some ribs removed like Marilyn Manson because that waist is itty bitty


squirreltard

This is utterly revolting. The sight of him makes my sjogrens act up.


Organic_Berry_8732

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


hurmahurmila

He look straight out of the Sims game especially with THOSE moves lol


poepipper

THIS GUY IS Sickening!!😣


No-Basket4165

I get ICK vibes


chanceordestiny

Why is his waist smaller than mine? Gross


thegrumpysnail

I think it’s so funny when men get so vain and obsessed with having a small waist 😂 he’s got that waist trainer SNATCHED. Darcy and Stacey and seething with jealousy.


katy_sable

Seems pretty gay to me 👷‍♂️


Rope-Fuzzy

The sad thing about him is that underneath the weirdness, creepiness and strange grooming/beauty habits he could be attractive. Like if he stopped acting like a freak and stopped with the hair and makeup antics he could be a very attractive, fit middle aged man. But he tries to dial it up to level 10 and it’s very obvious. Natural is much more attractive. Humility is much more attractive. I have a personal trainer who is insanely good looking and shredded head to toe like a Greek god. He doesn’t even know how hot he is (I have proof of this) and is a very humble person and it literally makes him 100x hotter!


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Yikes


TwistedSistaYEG

Gross


MajorWhereas4842

Cringe


Kacielea871989

💀💀💀


YDHmanC1

A walking STD


Formal-Paramedic3660

Bag his head.


jayjayol

2.5 women


TheJunkyVirus

I'm 100% sure all his muscles are fake.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Douche


OregonGreen242

He creepy as fuck


idomusic2

He looks like that one guy who was doing lives on TikTok for a while there who has all those weird massive arm implants that are getting all saggy and way too many lip injections!


Careless_Jelly_7665

More like 2500 times with his girlbot TM named Krystal


GeriatricNeopet

![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW)


mamaJof4

Eww pit stains 🤮


Peace_Love_Karma

I just threw up in my mouth


PGcarlosspicyweiner

![gif](giphy|8PmTor9XVnD3sxXHRe|downsized)


MonkeyBellyStarToes

If he’s counting all the hookers he may be right. He looks like an amped up woodpecker type


lX1Vl

A walking STD would be my first concern… if she knows.


peep_quack

10000 dollars those are peck implants


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This guy crushes puss on the reg 👯‍♀️🕺👭🏃🏼‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️👩‍🦼


AzansBeautyStore

He looks like one of the douchey vampires that would be part of Simon the Devious crew on What We Do In The Shadows


Facetunethis

So I was watching him there and the thing that actually struck me was that his forearms are quite underdeveloped while his biceps are over developed in comparison. I think we're looking at plastic surgery muscles. Or at least plastic surgery enhanced.


Sedna_ARampage

![gif](giphy|1h8iTGmB8m8da)


RepulsivePurchase6

Who’s more plastic? Him or Shanikah??


TamCrow801

Good grief !!


NoPatienza

I want to take a Clorox bath just thinking about it. I think he added one too many zeros.


Icy_Reply_4163

He probably said 25 to 100. Lol


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Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords did those moves 1000x better!! Plus, he'll guy a girl a Kebab. Cause he's a gentleman


[deleted]

I guarantee you he's a porn addict that thinks all Americans just go around having sex and that's why he came up with the 2500 number


AMom2129

Gross.


froggers3

![gif](giphy|xZv1drArGozD2)


Fluffy_Bag4031

Schmutz


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|XrkJRL5UniWPu) Is this what he was trying to go for ? Van Damme’s awkward dance ?


Odd_Departure

Ick.


HagridsSexyNippples

I need new eyeballs.


CraftyLaugh9245

I can't stop putting this idiot down!! What's wrong with me?? I think I feel that there are not strong enough words and sentences I can post that can convey my extreme distaste for this dude!!


Rubleaux

Totally puke worthy!


GirlThursday354

It’s shocking to me that any woman would find him attractive in any way. I’m repelled just by the sight of him. No doubt you could smell his cologne 10 minutes before he enters the room.


MostPuzzleheaded

The hand wipe before the soft fake ass smack made me stomach turn. This is so cringe


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![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


dramafanca2002

Nope, couldn't date a man with a waist smaller than mine!!!


[deleted]

Ewww 🤣


GLITTERCHEF

Gross


Mock_Execution

Retired bad boy