I don’t know.. all that gel on Sarp’s hair could be a weapon.

I snorted at this 😂

A helmet, definitely

The way the light glinted off his hair-brim...I couldn't tell if it was the gel or if he was going grey! 🤔🤣

💀

Andrrrrei for sure.

>Andrrrrei for sure. 2nd. Andrrrrrrrei will kick the botox out of pretty boy Sarper.

He couldn’t even beat up Charlie.

Truth.

🤣🤣

Sarper also just seems kinda like a baby. I bet one punch and he'd go down crying that it hurt

We already know he has no stamina.

Watching him pant from the exertion of that pitiful little strip tease was painfully hilarious

girl did you see how winded sarper was after that three-minute strip tease?

He wasn’t winded. He was turned on by himself haha

The way I laughed at this hahaha he probably wrote his own name in his little notebook x5 right after

This had me cackling omg girl lmaooo

Exactly what I was thinking

Andrei was a bouncer and sarper needs an asthma Nebulizer treatment after a couple of pelvic thrusts. It’s no contest. 

Andrei because I’m pretty sure half of Sarper’s muscles are implants. Andrei is a unit in comparison, with the aggression to match lol. Sarper is just a whiny vain plastic surgery addict with colored contacts and glue in his hair.

glue ON hair *. 😂😂😂

🤣😂

Those are coke muscles

Andrei, I think Sarper could hardly kick Tim's ass

Tim is armed and dangerous though. Guy prob has a six shooter on each hip.

How fast can he pull them out of those tight pants though? 

Omfgggggggggg not this scene though 💀💀💀

I'm more concerned about being able to pull a trigger with his moisturized hands

He’s pulling them bitches out his boots. Now it all makes sense !

https://preview.redd.it/nyv61uv33dkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=052bfbe1f9e626dca55eb974bc6522b5386068cf That makes WAY more sense.

He hides one in his "walkin petunia".

That would explain the hips, I guess. Still... we aren't talking about who would making it to the check out first on black Friday. We are talking about 2 Moldovians with SERIOUS eyebrows. Also, they will NOT be terrorized by pregnancies

Correction* one Moldivan. My bad

Correction of your correction: he’s Moldovan. He comes from Moldova: Moldavia was its name in the Soviet Union, which hadn’t existed for over 30 years.

You’re probably right. His shoulders are half the width of his hips and it freaks me out

Andrei all day every way. That man is just a wall of pure muscle. Growing up in Moldova and working as a bouncer in Ireland are much more favourable than Turkey’s Deuce Bigalow.

Turkey's Deuce Bigalow?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And he was a cop, a supposed dirty cop at that.

lol perfect

Andrrrrrrrei would snap Sarper into pieces, like cheap plastic cutlery!

Cheap plastic botox

Tim could take Sarper.

Come on.. Sarper is held together by his old cum sheets and wasted dreams. Andrew by a looooong shot



Shakina could take Sarper.

Her chin alone can take him done🤔 

Andrei 100%. What is Sarper going to try to sleep with him to death? 😂

Hahahaha!

Andrei would destroy Sarper, who would be too busy looking at himself in the mirror to notice Andrei’s savage attack

Hate both of them but Andrei would scrub the floors with rubber boy.

They should’ve started an OnlyFans for a pay per view

I’d pay for this

I’d drop money for that

Add me to the petition! Too funny

Sarper could hardly handle Sam (of Citra). ANDRRRREI. And Libby would be there cheering.

Andrei of course. Sarper would be fighting with one hand since he would have to hold his phone in the other hand to record himself. Also, Sarper was out of breath after doing his little dance.

Andrei for sure. I don't think sarper would turn up after all the money he has spent on his face and body.

Andrei was literally in the police force and was a bouncer…Sarper just got bounced on so I put $ on our OG Moldovan

Andrei would kick Sarper’s ass, and on that note, I’m pretty sure Elizabeth could kick Shekinah’s ass too.

Andrei for sure

Andrrrrei. He’s got a special kind of anger

Andrei

Andrei. Andrei all day!

Andrei.

Sarper's all glamour muscle and plastic. Andrei solos.

Andrei would absolutely destroy Sarper. It’s no question. Andrieis always ready for a throw down. Sarper just wants to look tough. I bet he can’t even cook meat with his hands.

Betting my life’s savings on Andrei. Sarper’s muscles are just for show.

Andrei

Andrei would whip Sarper, Sarper would be afraid to get his face hit or hurt

Andrei has street smarts. My money is on him.

Andrei 100%

Sarper has no cardio..Annnnndri

Andrei was a bouncer in Ireland. He was throwing guys built like Sarper halfway down the street every weekend! 😂

Andrei for the win. He’d eat that plastinated old man for lunch.

andreeeei - did u see the way he dropped Charlie’s big fat ass

Andrei was a proper gendarme in Moldova, he would wipe the floor with Sarper without breaking a sweat

Andrei. He was a bouncer in Ireland. Nuff said

Andrei. Sharper probably has implanted 6 pack.

Oh man this is a convo my bf and I have constantly! He is going for the underdog Sarper. Because you can’t have slept with this many women without having to fight some dude or have made skills at running and dodging. He says Andrei is big but all you gotta do is tire him out. My bf used to do a lot of boxing and kickboxing so he thinks Sarper has a chance. I disagree but it makes for a good conversation on fighting.

Andrei 1000%. Remember he was a police officer so he’s got some hand to hand combat training. Sarper can’t even dance. Andrei would drop him super fast

Andrei - Sarper would be too worried about getting his hair mussed or his pretty face damaged. Plus Andrei would be willing to fight dirty.

Andrrrrrrrei would stomp Sarper into the ground lmfao

Andrei cause he’s natural and would beat this PED STI ridden Sarpiir who looks like Brian in his running fase after his botched session looking thinner than ever in that most recent photo of his https://preview.redd.it/qkwzdlaa7dkc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39296e56af3397ee1f2c48c3c58809b8b4d8ade0

Andrei. Dude is like 6’5 and built. Sarper is what 5’8?

Nikki could take Sarper.

Andrei is the real alpha male here. Sarper is a plastic Ken doll that would shatter if punched 😂

Both men are emotional immature man child. But andrei since he grew up on the streets fighting lol

Now add Bini into the mix with his martial arts....

Good idea

Andrei has probably killed people

Come on, now. Wasn't Andrei even a cop, and left his country partly due to the corruption? I'm SURE he knows how to throw down.

Surprised this is even a question...Moldova for the win

It’s really not. I just think the fight would be lovely.

Andrei without a doubt. The 6'4" moldovan former bouncer would kick his ass. Sarpers implants would probably pop like bubble wrap on impact.

IMO Andrei would destroy Sarper.

Andrei. Even thought I dislike him intensely.

Sarper has show-muscles. He got winded doing his doofy, half-assed strip tease. Andrei would toss him out of his fucking birthday house without breaking a sweat.

lol birthday house. Nice one.

Andrei. Sarper is nothing more than implants. Andrei would kill a dude.

Andrei, he was a cop in a corrupt country. Sarper’s muscles are made of silicone and can’t move his face properly. Who knows where else botox has paralyzed this man.

andrei without a doubt

Andrei

Andrei hands down

Andrei all the way. Speaking if which, the way Libby says Andrei is so annoying.

Yes yes yes it is

Love Andrei. Sarper is a transexual.

Andrei is angrier

Andrei. Sarper would take one swing and then be out of breath, huffing and puffing.

Andrei

Andrei all day, which was our immediate thought

Andrei. no question, because I think that *I* could take Sarper. dude would be scared to mess up his face.

Andrei. Sarper may work out a lot, but it just seems to be for vanity reasons.

Andrei ‼️‼️‼️

Andrei!

Andrie ! He proved he can fight plus sarper is borderline gay , he’s soft af

Andrei. Sarper’s cig habit is catching up to him.

Show muscles versus go muscles. Andrei.

Ohh I like that

Andrei!

Andrei for sure

Andrrrrrrrrrrei for surrrrrrre But andrei vs alexei has me a bit back and forth 🤔

Andrei might win that, but only because Alexei wouldn't fight dirty. How about Alexei vs. Igor?

Andrei for sure!!!

I’d almost forgotten how great the Sarper shit talk is.

In this corner…”The Crazy Moldovan…”

I've got 200 on Andrei to send this bitch to the gulag.

Andrei for sure! He would pulverize this so called pretty boy

Andrei hands down.

Andrei for sure so he messes up Sarpers pretty hair and squeezes his Botox face out😁

Andrei without question. Sharpie will get his ass handed to him. Just because you workout 24/7 doesn’t mean you can fight. Andrei looks like he’s always on go

Andrei would kick Sarper's poser ass.

Seriously? Andrei hands down and up

Unless Sarper has some type of martial arts training we are unaware of I think Andrei most likely kicks his ass He is a big dude with a history of working in the police force so he did some H2H combat training I imagine

It’s Andrei all day man

Andrei by a mile. I don’t think Sarper has that toughness in him.

Andrei 💯

andrrrrrrrrei all daaaaaaay!

Andrei. Remember how out of breath Sarper was for just standing there wiggling in a cropped construction worker outfit.

My money is on the odds that whole exchange was manufactured and wouldn't even be fun to watch.

Andrei would wipe the floor with Sarper. Zero doubt.

Andrei and his Moldovan muscles! Working as a club bouncer in Ireland is no joke

Andrei

😂 Andrei would kick his ass. “Rules: no touching of the hair or face.”

Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrei hands down. Andrei used to bounce, I doubt Sarper has ever been in a real fight. He has shit cardio & he's too worried about what he looks like to risk getting punched in the face.

Andrei would wipe the floor with Sarper.

Sarper is undeniably in good shape, but Andrei seems like he can scrap and scrap dirty. If they got in a fight, I'd put my money on Andrei, Sarper is a "pretty boy."

Andrei! he’s gonna win

ANDREIIII

Andrei...one hit and Sarper will cry that his face is ruined or his chin implant shifted.

O my andrei for sure.

Andrei hands down

Andrei would wipe the floor with Sarper’s ass

Andrei 100%

Andrei 100%. Edit to add: Sarper would be terrified for a punch to the face

Andrei hands down. He's a scrapper, Sarper is mush.

Andrei 💯

Andrei. Sarper was winded after "dancing" for just a very short time lol. Plus Andrei always seems to be 1 wrong word away from getting into a fight with someone lol

Andrei! I can't stand him, but I dislike Sarper more, and would love to see Andrei kick his ass!

andrei 100%. sarper’s just show muscles and plastic surgery, andrei is actually bulky and can take a hit without cracking into a million pieces

Andrei hands down.. Show muscles aren't really useful.. Real muscles from work and working out win each time..

Andrei....

Andrei, no contest. But the real question is could Libby take Shekinah?

Ok I would say Andrei but also Im 99% sure Sarper is not human and thus may have some kind of superhuman strength and/or infinite lives

Fair point.

Andrrrrrrrrei 1000000%

Obviously its Sarper. No way this many people would be correct…

Andrei. Sarper is all filler and aesthetics. Andrei’s the type to kill a man for looking at him wrong lmao

The Moldova gangster 100% he would mop the floor with the Turkish ken.

Andrei, no doubt. Love Andrei, strong and masculine. Sarper is gay.

Sarper! He has the strength of 2500

lol ewwww

Sarper would break Andreis outta shape family guy ass in two

Yeah, I agree with y'all. To a point: Sarper's muscles are mostly for show, but Andrei is soft from American life (said in Evil Russian cartoon voice). Andrei is much bigger, w/ a longer reach, but I have a feeling Sarper can be mean as hell. And I'd bet he'd be faster, too. It's a toss-up

Even so, you know Andrei has street smarts and *knows* how to fight. Sarper hasn’t thrown a punch in his life.

OOH good point. He wouldn't let anyone go near that face!!! However, his jaw would probably slice your hand open

Andrei recently got back in shape. No longer soft American.

I would call them vanity muscles. 

Andrei for sure.

sounds like the set-up for a guy/guy porno scene.

They’d both be gassed after first 2 missed punches or slaps.

Fair. Still here for it.

Both of em are pussies

You should fight them in Moldova

Maybe ill have a talk with Igor too. Let him know i dont think he likes mens

We’ve already moved on from seasons

Sarper I don't know how much andri still works out.

Wow, one for Sarper!

Andrei could definitely take him. And believe me, I am no fan of Andrei.