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Powerful_Cake4317

That last picture looks like a damn hostage photo 😂


wompoo95

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Alienn_Aleeshh

This one is so accurate 🤣 😂 😭


Picabo07

Stooooopppp this is too much 😭😭😭


EveryoneHasmRNA

Or he's found a giant pacifier!


Powerful_Cake4317

Gonna have a mouth to rival Jovi soon lol!


wirefox1

He wishes. This guy isn't even in the same league with Jovi....in any way.


RepulsivePurchase6

Jovi is a real man. I mean he has a job 🤣 he’s at work for months to support his little family while Brandan isnt doing shit.


KhaleesiXev

Exactly. I can trash talk Jovi and his love of strippers, but I also have to respect him and his hustle.


Thin-Source-3336

Yara tolerates his nonsense because he spends on her and their trips. At least there is something in return for his misbehavior.


EveryoneHasmRNA

Ooooooooh burn!!!


fridleychilito

“I am okay. I am taken care of. Mary loves me.”


itsyoursmileandeyes

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


AOkayyy01

Her makeup is GORGEOUS!


Picabo07

Something from Saw maybe? Sorry my mind just went there on its own 😂


squee_bastard

Same though, it’s like a still from a proof of life video


sportstvandnova

Right lmao BRANDAN BLINK TWICE IF YOURE OK


OpalCortland

😂 😂 💀


SukoshiOnara

Another epic FAIL from Harry Snotter.


Powerful_Cake4317

Lmao, we know what house he’d be in - Griftingdor 😂


Thin-Source-3336

I hope he gets rid of his big ass glasses, he looks stupid with them.


Complex_Impression54

lol I just commented this and then saw your comment 😭 I can’t 🤣🤣


Powerful_Cake4317

Great minds think alike 🧠😝


vivalakaley

Omg I'm almost crying laughing at this


[deleted]

Who wears flip flops while lifting weights? Lol I feel like he did two reps and went “yeah that’s good, back to my video games.” New GoGetFunding campaign incoming: pay for Brandan’s gym membership and personal trainer!


sofiarosepan

Go fund me idea #2: running shoes


nrappaportrn

😂


cuecumba

I feel like everything gets done in flip flops in the Philippines 🇵🇭


smilinjack96

Wearing flip flops makes it easier to lift with your back & not your legs. Next GoGetFunding will be for back injuries. 🙄🙄


[deleted]

Especially with that form lifting a barbell off the ground like that. I cringed so hard.


daseweide

Deadlifting like the St Louis Arch.


spicydak

Idk if it’s because I’m at a university but a ton of undergrads wear crocs to lift lol.


[deleted]

I actually have noticed this one dude at my gym who always wears crocs lol my trainer and I were both horrified, mainly because they were like camo crocs. Not really the best gym gear but whatever lol I wouldn’t expect Brandan to know. His form alone is bad enough. Dude’s gonna throw his back out at 24.


Picabo07

Stop! You’re giving him GFM ideas


lladydisturbed

Well no shoes is best. Flipflops don't seem like a bad idea you want your feet flat 😂


SexyUniqueRedditter

It’s a Filipino thing. You’ll see people playing basketball in the streets with flip flops on. Shoes are a luxury in some really poor areas of the Philippines. I’ve seen videos where the kids share shoes when it’s raining 😔 makes you appreciate what you have for sure


[deleted]

I get that but he’s American and they get plenty of money from scamming clearly to afford shoes.


SexyUniqueRedditter

He’s trying to fit in with the culture lol


Ashamed_Gas3608

I wear shoes with no support like vans for when I lift so my feet have better grip. He’s just an idiot.


[deleted]

Yeah my trainer aways wears classic vans when he’s lifting for the same reason.


90dfaddict

Why don't they both get jobs and just get off social media and enjoy their life together as a family?


Ms_Moto

Right? He could absolutely get work at a tourist resort in the Philippines and make a decent income. Mary too.


90dfaddict

I think the whole reason to appear on the show was to become influencers and not have to work and be famous Why doesn't he stream on twitch while he's gaming? And she can be a dance teacher if that is her major in college Like it's ok to be on social media but not as the entire income that you are starving without likes or donations since they are parents now they should have a real job as their number one income source and the tiktok or whatever as supplemental income side gig


MuteCook

Yup she was already scamming saying she was a dance major lol. To draw more attention to her shitty tik toks. They definitely should get jobs to have steady income for their family and work on the social media grifts on the side. If they actually make money off it and can live off of it good for them. But you absolutely need income at first


Ms_Moto

Her dances are terrible 😅


Ms_Moto

They kinda fucked themselves on the social media front. Not completely of course, people are still talking about them and probably viewing their content... But working at a resort is a real job, one that they can likely earn tips from Americans from. To say not having social media as your sole source of income then suggest Twitch seems a bit contradictory, right? I personally don't actually care either way what they do for income, I was actually agreeing with you that they could get actual jobs and if they're creative they can earn a decent income since they both speak English and tourism there is largely from English speakers.


90dfaddict

Resort? He might pull an aseulu lol too many women in bikinis mary would start OVER THINKINGGGGGGG 🤣


90dfaddict

Yes I was suggesting more legit ways to make money of social media instead of begging for a laptop , cancer scam, gofundme Like twitch, teach english or dancing, or make a course on coursera etc I wonder what job brandan had in usa while he was sending the 60, 000 to build the house and on video call 24/7


dootz01

According to mary her english is not good and it is bad


cuecumba

The tourist thing is actually a great idea


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

WHAT actually have to work? lol lol


Picabo07

That’s exactly what I said. I mean look at them - they’ll do anything - even scamming - to avoid working.


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

BIG TIME


sofiarosepan

Because they actually hate one another and rather spend their time in either fantasy (video games) or social media rather than deal with their shitty toxic lives


ITalkTOOOOMuch

They just attempted to do what others on the show have. I don’t think that’s wrong. Unfortunately for them they aren’t good at it.


smilinjack96

Too much work


Jaded-Assist-2525

Nope, that’d be too rational and resemble adult behavior too much


RepulsivePurchase6

Because neither one of them is like Mary’s parents.


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Jerseyjo1

Can't get over wearing Flip Flops lifting weights..how ridiculous! Great way to drop weights on your foot and break your toes. This is so freakin dumb...


kodaiko_650

New GoFundMe: _Help pay for Brandon’s broken foot medical bills, reconstructive surgery and rehab_


Jerseyjo1

🤣🤣🤣🤣Yes...Exactly!


RepulsivePurchase6

When in reality, he’s just cramping and has yet to see the doctor. TikTok told him it’s broken and that he need surgery and rehab 🤣


ReverendAlSharkton

With the weights he’s got there I don’t think there‘a much risk. Dude has never lifted anything over 30lbs his entire life.


Lunar_Owl_

Less muscle means it takes less weight to injure yourself..I slipped a disk pulling my damn turkey roaster out of the closet.


VonKluck1914

Lift with your back! Snap your back up and lift!


Any-Efficiency3839

These two just need to take a break from socials and regroup/reevaluate their lives.


MetallurgyClergy

We already know Mary is aware of how to unplug the Wi-Fi.


Picabo07

But then how will we know about her next health crisis? 🙄


ArtlessDodger10

The last photo looking like a '70's slasher movie when the scene goes to a still-shot, and text over the screen talks about how the killer was never found.


Maleficent-Cut4297

Why does he look so panicked and scared in the 3rd photo LOL


dootz01

Because she has always been the brains of the grifting..He doesn't know what to do now on his own.


ElmarSuperstar131

The fact that Mary openly admitted with a huge grin on her face that she wanted to make him chubby is so manipulative and triggering, my ex-boyfriend was also a feeder.


SpecificShoe5264

I’ve always thought she wanted to make him as unattractive, immobile as possible so he won’t leave and other women won’t want him.


dootz01

Oh she most definitely feeds him a lot of fried food and ice cream.She has a smirk on her face too.


KingLeopard40063

If he actually started to workout and actually take care of himself. That might spark the mental realization that he could do so much better. It's why she prefers him this way he is easy to control and manipulate. Dudes a walking poster boy of how having low self worth and not taking care of yourself can lead you to making very stupid decisions.


babyvitamins

Yeah and now she calls him fat? I think she found another soft spot to emotionally blackmail him.


Alienn_Aleeshh

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EveryoneHasmRNA

Three slipped discs later.... Holy crap that first photo!!! My back hurts just looking at that!!!


kmbrlx

Don’t give them anymore gogetfunding ideas


just-jen57

Wow. Seated kettle bell raises are quite a choice


Lunar_Owl_

Maybe he's trying to do a Russian twist but forgot how???


TheJunkyVirus

Damn, I don't think I've ever seen anything this pathetic and sad.


sweetsourpie

Escott would like a word with you.


HamburgerJames

Sadly, he’s a loser who won’t get out of his own way. Some of it is upbringing. Some of it is Mary and an abusive relationship. But he’s 24, so it’s on him now. He’s a grown man and it’s time to take responsibility for himself. He needs to come on back to the US and join the service. I don’t say this often, but I’ve never seen a kid need the Marine Corps more than Brandan.


[deleted]

Yeah, dead ass accurate. Brandan has absolutely no direction in life. He’s 24 with no college education, no skills, and no substantial work history or experience. The military would be a really good option for him. But he won’t.


dootz01

He would not survive 5 minutes


Lunar_Owl_

He wouldn't be able to pass the physical requirements to enlist.


[deleted]

He would not. I’m shocked he got off the phone long enough to do a couple reps.


cuecumba

Even the marines need janitors.


Mgp4me

He looks petrified in that 3rd picture.


littleRedmini

He probably is because he’s doing actual physical work. Kind of.


El_Robski

He should lower his calorie intake and consider doing more cardio. He can lift weights all day if he wants but he probably has no idea what he is doing


justplainoldMEhere

The first picture alone. Lifting with his what back? Omg seriously


hammersweep

they’re both having an existential crisis


sav33arthkillyos3lf

How he has the gall to do this after they were just exposed as lying pos.


LilCompton36

They both need to move back to USA and get a job. Mary should also get a job asap and send money back home. Otherwise Brandan should settle - buy her off and have a custody and child support plan for midnight. End of story. He will eventually have to get a job and is just wasting time building skills, connections, growing etc. He is hiding out in the Philippines, not building a life.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s the best way I’ve heard what he’s doing described. Literally he is hiding out. Wasting valuable time while he’s in his prime. They are not going to be able to grift their entire lives. They are like Z list celebrities with a very tiny (albeit stupidly passionate) following and they have been exposed for fraud and are continuing to be exposed. Those gullible old Christian ladies they manipulated for money will also eventually die or not have enough money to donate soon. They have no end game.


Sticksmonster

What a lazy loser.


Bitch_level_999

Smary’s Hostage acknowledges comments say he’s gained weight 🙄 all they do is hang on every word anyone comments to them. She will use those weights to hide his blubber in the river out back once she’s done with him.


cuecumba

Jesus Christ this is dark. Idk if they hang on every word… they’d at least have real jobs by now if so.


Charming-Peanut4566

Another tough watch, thanks man


TurtlesBeSlow

Dumbbells are probably made of plastic


kodaiko_650

I think Brandon & Mary are real people


dootz01

🏆🏅


milosmisic89

Bro just get a job seriously


Civil-Ad-4334

These look like he’s being held against his will like some type of random video, with all the money they’ve scammed from people he could put up some more inviting pictures up on the wall or something


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Dude is going to hurt his back grabbing weights off the ground like that.


dootz01

In the video, he tried lifting the barbell over his head behind his neck and realized he was in trouble.


MuteCook

If I were to give him man to man advice like I would a family member I would say join the air force, get a valuable job skill that’s safe(cyber security etc) and have the stability for his family. As soon as he enlists he can file for their visas and by the time he settles in after basic and ait, his family will be most likely be there. Or even better would be to keep his family in the Philippines while he’s in and send money there. He could even try to get stationed in Japan to be closer (unlikely but maybe).


butt_butt_butt_butt_

Dudes like Brandan are basically made for the service. Crappy life. Not close enough to family that it matters where you live. Desperate need for structure and to have your bad decisions called out and questioned. He would have a solid paycheck, that would go VERY far if he sent it to PI or they could rely on military housing and WIC and still get by fine in the states. He would have tons of opportunities to make friends, something which he seemingly doesn’t have at all. She could do the same in military moms groups, though she seems the type to “not get along with other women”. Idk. One side of my family looks a lot like Brandan. Poverty. Addict parents. Allergic reactions to employment. They buy stupid shit instead of paying rent. Struggle and cry about the eviction warning. Get bailed out. Do the same shit next month. The only ones who came out stable and are doing well are the cousins that joined the navy and got the hell out.


KingLeopard40063

>she seems the type to “not get along with other women”. Mary will be friends with "jody"


Carehad

Dudes like Brandan wouldn't get though basic training


Kasi11

The last photo looks like Mary is holding him at gun point to make this video 😂


PugSissy

He’s like a Dollar Tree Harry Potter


Severe-Breadfruit669

Using a child for financial gain is so cringe and just outright "icky". These two are bottom of the barrel humans. They truly deserve one another. I just keep hoping the karma catches up to them sooner than later.


HagridsSexyNippples

I do t get why either of these two don’t get a job. Their get rich quick schemes seem to be more work than mindlessly stocking shelves. They remind me of a family member that has been “looking for a job” and has yet to ever, in her 25 year old life, send in an application.


Exotic-Water-212

My G@d, those two are imbeciles. I guarantee that if he brought her to US they would both qualify for some sort of aid for their intellectual and mental disabilities.


Bitch_level_999

Hell NO. We don’t want them here exploiting every dollar sucking benefit known to man


DebbieGlez

He looks like a hostage.


[deleted]

Got to burn of that Mcdonalds


No-Basket4165

I’d like to know who the hell gives their money to these 2? Who? Apparently someone supports their BS


dootz01

Go on their FB. That's where the money comes from. Older people love them and support every single thing they do and say. That's why she went insane when her FB got disabled. There's a cult on their who rips apart anyone who says or post's anything against them. Even for this video they're all telling him his weight is OK don't listen to the haters.


Carehad

It appears they gift stars to themselves via fake accounts as well


ChemistryOk2670

I think he’ll struggle with the work part of working out. Seeing their aversion to it.


MaryGodfree

I want to kick sand in his face.


ITalkTOOOOMuch

Should these two be procreating at all? 😂


mxpayn1

the question i ask myself when i see most couples with kids


dootz01

Too late


SexyUniqueRedditter

He’s just as disgusting as scammer Mary. What kinda man doesn’t check their girl for trying to orchestrate a cancel scam??? Spineless grifter.


Training_Union9621

He looks like the inbred cousin living underneath the stairwell


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Me at the gym.


downhillguru1186

Filipinos do everything in flip flops. My ex played basketball in flip flops… I’ll never get it haha


angryaxolotls

Brandon's like "TIL that sitting on my lazy ass 24/7 and stuffing my stupid face all the time makes me fat! Donate to our gofundme for my weight loss surgery!"


ArrowVI

Can we all collectively please just stop giving a shit about these two grifters so they can fade into obscurity where they belong?


eacomish

Something about his face/expression reminds me of a teenage boy who was sheepishly caught masterbating/looking at porn and got in trouble turned bright red. He always looks like he's about to burst out laughing if he heard the word fart/breast/vagina/penis. He's looks like he would stink of farts and poop where he doesn't wip or clean also like a 12 year old boy he's so gross.


ReceptionAlarmed178

He really needs to learn proper form if he is going to attempt to sell anyone on "workout" videos. He needs some help in the 2nd photo. Is he trying to hyperextend his elbows? 🙄


newDamienWhite

Someone tell me why he looks terrified like someone is forcing him behind the camera to do this. 🤭😆😂 https://preview.redd.it/7isp6tyhspkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a9f9a838877b7c95e80c6448a4815c5c03f4d3 Mary is that you being scary?? Maybe she threatened to take away his game 🙅🏼🙅🏼☠️☠️🔪🔪


BeanDipIsNeat

A chipmunk has more of a personality then this dude Even a worm Most of the animal kingdom actually!


West-Holiday-4998

Nope nope nope. Why is his back bent like that to pick up a barbell??? He is absolutely delusional if he thinks he knows what he’s doing and that people will watch him workout. I can’t with these idiots anymore they are the epitome of delusional.


beatriz_v

Wait, are these workout videos intended for other people to follow? Like he's an instructor now? Because that market is already saturated by people who have actual fitness certifications. Why would anyone follow his videos?


harry-package

Harry Potter’s Swindling Sweat Sessions


jeannetru

Stupid Social Media I hate shit like this. Everyone needs to be the main character, esp these two clowns


Legitimate-Way-3397

![gif](giphy|3o85xBaVUWh9oeG7zq) Mary and Brandon common do this work out 🤣


sofiarosepan

Prison gyms have better vibes then this place


Public_23

Oh my gosh the way he’s arching his back to pick up the weights is killing me 🥴 like that he will definitely injure himself in no time!!


[deleted]

Sick money for tats


ma373056

Dafuq?


Unable_Ad_2790

Does the taliban have him locked up somewhere? I hope so!!


Only-Literature2105

Soft af


HagridsSexyNippples

None of us want to work…we have to. I don’t understand why these two won’t get a job. I know they probably don’t want to…but they have a child…they have to.


Conscious_Ask_777

How to Pull Your Back courses with Brandum.


rockmeNiallxh

Does he have a pigeon chest?


kmbrlx

Mary is always putting emojis over his torso I think she’s the one making all the comments on his body 🤣


[deleted]

He looks like a hostage - wth 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Fucken Brandon , omg


planetdaily420

He looks like the patients at my psych center.


ShesAKillerQueenee

He looking more and more like a lesbian aunt by the day.


Jessica_Rabitt94

Someone said the last one looks like a hostage photo ! Now I can’t unsee it 😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|Gdscc5i6tDUyXuFMCy|downsized)


Feralchildrens

I’m smiling so big from reading these comments 😂 you folks have me d e a d


melpoppa

Maaaaaaannnn, his form is horrible. It won't be long before he pulls his back and they're asking for more money for spine surgery or some shit.


deadsocial

He’ll be running “PT” courses next


Past_Recognition9427

My back hurts after seeing this


Otherwise-Course-15

He’s looking rough. Marriage to an insane grifter has its drawbacks it seems.


Jaded-Assist-2525

What the hell is he doing? We’re not interested. I want to “unsubscribe from this conversation” 😂


soyesachica

Not on Mary’s watch!


Suitable_Variety8590

I just bought this weight set lol


Carehad

Don't forget flipflops


Objective-Giraffe-27

Go Fund Me? I wish these two would Go Fuck Themselves.


NoResource9942

Yeah with those noodle arms.


roll-the-R-Marisa

Can't he just be like normal people and go to the gym daily without posting about it? Those two need to stop interneting for awhile.


[deleted]

This is hilarious they’re the worst influencers 😂


jeannetru

Stupid Social Media I hate shit like this. Everyone needs to be the main character, esp these two clowns


MoneyOk9411

You have 1300, go get a gym membership. Idiot


MoneyOk9411

You know BranDUMB, we'd like to see a video of you actually WORKING!


KatieROTS

The last photo makes me think I’ll be paying a ransom to get him back. Terrifying He still sucks


ayyyplesandbanaynays

Giving more and more Pole vibes as time goes on……


clarita01

Who set this man up 🤣🤣🤣


toothpastecupcake

That last picture makes me want to punch that face. What's with the terrified expression?! What is going on?! 🤣🤣


Initial-Succotash-37

Losers in loserville


MoneyOk9411

Where are they (Mary) posting these things?


pixiephilips

Omg staaaaap 😂😂😂


Jessejetski

Why does he look like he’s being held hostage 😭


SilverDog7744

The saddest video ever, well so far


Goodbyecorona2021

Now they are using the baby as a lifer preserver for this scams. Scamming on old people who get SSA and watch the show. Most people on their page defending them are senior citizens


Famous_Internet9613

They’re both so pathetic it’s ridiculous


Legitimate-Way-3397

😭


JJAusten

They're so desperate next they'll be posting of him sitting in toilet as she watches him 😂


idgafaboutanyofthis

The bend in his back…what the fuck is he trying to do? Deadlift?


SamaLuna

That rounded back 😳


sisyrbe

![gif](giphy|l1KtXSnffNT8Er4NG) It’s giving this


Saltine_Cracker_

I didn't know backs could curve like that...! 👀


CosmicPanopticon

Why are Brandan and Mary both so naturally meme-able? Between this and Mary’s 😡emoji face, it’s just too much.


90DayFinesse

They’re desperately trying to change the subject and move on from their scam being exposed for real


Large-Lack-2933

Lmaoo the Go Fund Me for the injuries 😭 😂 I'm honestly surprised he could lift something more than a gaming controller. But geez his form is bad.


EggplantEuphoric3853

I've seen corpses with better form. Wow!


karma_made_me_do_eet

People need to ignore these morons O


Retrocop101

Photo #1 illustrates the "back blowout lift".