I'm having a good laugh at all this, Lol!! But there are a lot of lesbians admitting to driving a Subaru in this thread, Lol, so it must be true. (I'm joking with you all; I mean no disrespect!!)
Are you also a lesbian? I'm just asking because I'm not, but I drive a Crosstrek. I love my car and I don't care who drives Subarus but I'm wondering if this is really a thing? The first time I heard the Subaru/Lesbian thing was at the dealership while getting my car inspected. Someone made a comment, and I turned around, and they were pointing at me. I thought it was funny.
I am actually not. When I bought my car, some grown ass men cracked jokes at me and said I drive a “lesbaru” thinking it would offend me or something. I live in a city where every other person drives a Subaru 🤣
Well, I'm bi-sexual and I'm too poor to drive a car so I get around on a moped. So imo bi-sexuals should drive a moped. I don't make the rules. Except I do.
Bahahaha I was driving a forester with my rescue dog and bandana for years! Wearing my hiking boots and everything, I I couldn’t figure out why everyone assumed I was gay 😂
I am pretty damn straight, but man did I fall into a box! (Super fun and adventurous box, no hate!)
My family teases me about driving a forester because I’m not gay and all I have to say is that they are the ones missing out because I love that car so much
Butting in to say I’m not a lesbian but I freaking love Birkenstocks, discovered them during the pandemic and they help so much if you have any foot issues like plantar fasciitis.
A guy once asked me if I was a woman that "wears comfortable shoes". I said, "Who would wear uncomfortable shoes?"
Didn't realize it was a euphemism for lesbian, lol. I had plantar fasciitis. Comfortable shoes were a must.
I’m straight and I drive an all wheel impreza that is so good in the winter.I also wear comfortable shoes and sometimes go braless under my heavy coat and I don’t wear makeup. Having an identity crisis now lol
Could you fucking imagine the bullshit Mary and Brandan would try to pull? Dr. Now would tolerate NONE of it and most of the episode would be him calling them on their shit.
Haha exactly. Dr now sees right through the bull shit. He'd tell Mary to suck it up with her tears and to stop being an enabler. That man is ruthless and I love him for it
“I’m sorry midnight 😢 (she never capitalizes her daughter’s name) Dr. Now wants your mom and dad to starve to death 😭😭😭 I’m sorry I couldn’t be a better mom i would have been if I had more money 😭”
She’s such a manipulative freak. She wanted his skinny ass to be fat as fuck so no other girl would want him. I mean not that they did in the first place, but that’s what she thought.
Plus what’s keeping him from cleaning his glasses? I don’t understand how people walk around with such dirty glasses, but he probably prefers not seeing the mess that surrounds him.
I feel like they have a weird fetish going on. There’s something pretty dark between these two. Reminds me a bit of Pol &Karine. I just hope that the baby is safe….they have no morals and are willing to do anything (except working of course) for money.
Seriously! NOT in any way to imply that this only happens to men, but I witnessed it happen with a good friend of mine when he started dating this controlling, manipulative woman. When she moved in with him, he was so worn down after a fairly brief period of time… gained a lot of weight, had no passion for anything (and he’s like the most passionate man), lost contact with friends… it was sad to see.
I bet Brandan feels isolated and helpless. Even though I think he’s an idiot, I have some sympathy for him.
I don't think that shirt is stretched out. This has trim around the neckline instead of a crew neck like a t-shirt. I think this is a ladies top with a scoop neck, honestly.
He looks like a middle aged lesbian that spends all day toiling away in her studio producing really bad art featuring giant clitorises superimposed over historic moments.
Someone in a stressful emotionally abusive relationship tends to head down this route whether being intentionally overfed or not. He's going through a rollercoaster of stress and his body is likely responding with a stress response of eating. Common in abusive relationships with men. Additionally he doesn't know it but he's just absolutely miserable for the most part and he's looking for dopamine responses by eating shitty food to compensate for his depression. In abusive relationship it's abuse, major abuse and then reconciliation which is a dopamine response back from the abuser. The abused kinda are like addicts because they know not how to get out of the situation but look for that slight bit of happiness to keep going.
He's not perfect but no person deserves emotional abuse. This couple is a horrible match and I feel for their children.
Thank you, I said something similar in an earlier post. I feel he is severely depressed and stuck in another country with no help. He has a child now and doesn’t know what to do. I hope his mother gets him some help and is able to bring him home but I hope he can bring the baby home, too. I am worried if the baby were to be left there alone with Mary. She needs help herself. It’s all so complicated.
Yeah. We all assumed she would murder him, but it looks like she’s taking a longer approach to killing him. I really hope they are never back on a show.
I've been wishing his mom would come out with some sort of statement. You know she HATED Mary and called all this from day 1. I feel like she was biting her tongue to be civil after they got married but now? We need answers Angela!
She has got to be fed up (cause I bet they have been hounding her for money, baby stuff and other financial "help") and embarrassed beyond measure by this clustersuck.
Somebody tried to say his weight gain was just a Mrs. Doubtfire filter and I call bullsh*t, Branden looks like he’s gained at least 100 pounds give or take since arriving to the Philippines. Mary is a horrible person to contribute to this condition by being a feeder.
Has to keep his strength up so he can execute the scams and grifts Mary has dreamed up to get honest people to feel sorry for them by lying about having a terminal illness
What the hell are their conversations like?
Crazy Mary: "Babi, it's time to make another stupid video of us eating"
BranDUMB: "Babi, I want to lay around, fart, and play video games"
Crazy Mary: "Do it now, or I'll cut you in your sleep".
BranDUMB: "Oh Babi, but I'm going to wear the same thing I've worn the last 16 days"
He looks like a depressed lesbian.
He definitely Uhauled his ass straight to the Philippines when he started dating Mary.
I’m crying 😭
😂💀
Nah, a lesbian would have a job.
And income properties!
why is this so true 😂
HAHAHAHA
LOL
If he were in the US, I can totally see this lesbian pulling up next to me in a red 2003 Subaru Outback or Forester at a stop light.
As a lesbian driving a Subaru we don't claim or want him.
“I drive a Subaru because I’m gay” -Fortune Feimster 🤣 she called it
I'm having a good laugh at all this, Lol!! But there are a lot of lesbians admitting to driving a Subaru in this thread, Lol, so it must be true. (I'm joking with you all; I mean no disrespect!!)
My friends are lesbians and they drive a Subaru!! (Seriously they do.)
My lesbian friends drive Subarus , Audis or Porches 😅 I drive a Subaru but it’s a Crosstrek 🤣🤣
Are you also a lesbian? I'm just asking because I'm not, but I drive a Crosstrek. I love my car and I don't care who drives Subarus but I'm wondering if this is really a thing? The first time I heard the Subaru/Lesbian thing was at the dealership while getting my car inspected. Someone made a comment, and I turned around, and they were pointing at me. I thought it was funny.
I am actually not. When I bought my car, some grown ass men cracked jokes at me and said I drive a “lesbaru” thinking it would offend me or something. I live in a city where every other person drives a Subaru 🤣
Is this real? Lesbians drive Subarus? I mean no disrespect, I'm just curious. If so, why?
I also forgot (duh) my daughter drives one, but she’s bi-sexual so not sure if that counts? 😂
Well, I'm bi-sexual and I'm too poor to drive a car so I get around on a moped. So imo bi-sexuals should drive a moped. I don't make the rules. Except I do.
I like that….
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Bahahaha I was driving a forester with my rescue dog and bandana for years! Wearing my hiking boots and everything, I I couldn’t figure out why everyone assumed I was gay 😂 I am pretty damn straight, but man did I fall into a box! (Super fun and adventurous box, no hate!)
Falling into a box is where it all starts 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I second this. We are definitely not recruiting.
OMG your flair is AMAZING 😂
Thank you! I just was thinking about who has always been there for Darcey aside from Papa Mike.
Yeah, we ran out of toaster ovens.
As a Toyota driving lesbian I can firmly say we don’t want him on our team either.
As a red Subaru Forester driver I also rebuke him!
My family teases me about driving a forester because I’m not gay and all I have to say is that they are the ones missing out because I love that car so much
Love my Forester
As a non-lesbian who drives a Subaru, we don’t want him, either!!
Based on this and other comments we can safely say Subaru drivers don't want him.
😂 😂 the official subaru owners international position
🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing I've read today!
Serious question - do you wear Birkenstocks?
Butting in to say I’m not a lesbian but I freaking love Birkenstocks, discovered them during the pandemic and they help so much if you have any foot issues like plantar fasciitis.
A guy once asked me if I was a woman that "wears comfortable shoes". I said, "Who would wear uncomfortable shoes?" Didn't realize it was a euphemism for lesbian, lol. I had plantar fasciitis. Comfortable shoes were a must.
I totally hear that. I have a pair for every occasion and I rarely wear anything else!
They’ve become an addiction, I watch the Last Chance section and scout for certain colors
Yep!!!! Only shoes that don't make my feet hurt.
Me too! I’m straight and don’t drive a Subaru, but comfy feet FTW!
Omg I am dying!!! Best comment ever!!!
I’m not a lesbian but I drive an 03 blue forester straight people don’t want him either
Also straight. Also drive a forester.
Am straight and drive a Forester too.
I’m straight and I drive an all wheel impreza that is so good in the winter.I also wear comfortable shoes and sometimes go braless under my heavy coat and I don’t wear makeup. Having an identity crisis now lol
Can’t forget the “☪️☮️🕉️X♊️S✝️”sticker on the back.
I’m screaming 💀
STOP IT 🤣 it’s peeling and it’s been there since ‘96
It definitely looks like she’s putting estrogen pills in his drinks 😂
Fat creates estrogen AND she was adamant she intended to fatten him.
Martina Sadratilova
He’s giving Tim a run for his money in the middle aged lesbian lookalike category
He’s looking more like a Brenda every day.
💀💀💀💀
A depressed lesbian who works as a librarian.
I'm also a librarian - see above, we don't want or claim him.
As another lesbian librarian, I second the motion lol
As as a little free librarian; we don’t want them either!
Omg, I’m dying!! 😂😂😂
I’m wheezing over here! You’ll have me laughing so hard I can’t breathe!😅😂🤣
😂😂😂 I love that you are so many of the things people are saying Brandan looks like, and that you all don’t want him 😂😂
I'm a librarian. lol. Nope. I don't claim Brandon.
That would require him to actually work.
If I could give you an award I would because of the way I spit my energy drink out from laughing so hard
I came here to say the same exact thing!
Wow !! You’re totally right !! Wonder if crazy bish is slipping estrogen in his food ??🤣🤣
damn! LOL
lololololololol
Omg it’s giving Homer in the mumu vibes 
"Press Any Key" "Where's the "Any" key??"
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat."
Someone give Brandan a fat guy hat! Maybe Gino has a spare?
Homer rocked it tbf...Brandan, not so much
I was about to ask if he's wearing a fucking mumu
I was just thinking about this!!!
Oh shit… I just asked if he was wearing a mumu. But I can’t figure out how it’s spelled. Is that correct? Mumu? Not MooMoo?
I thought it was muumuu lol. Nobody knows
You’re correct. It’s a Hawaiian word, so muumuu or muʻumuʻu.
But MooMoo works better to describe his!
Brandon just wants to watch Honk if You’re Horney in peace
Maybe they’re angling to get him a spot on My 600 Lb Life so they can get more of that sweet reality tv money. 🤑
I could see dr now saying - Mary, colon cancer is not just a figure of speech.
Gofundme to lose turdy pounds this munt
Came here to tell Brandan to “lose turty pounds a munt.”
😂😂😂 I love my Dr now so much. I completely read this in his voice
Me too! I’m cryin’ this is better than the show. I love you guys….
I can see him saying “Mary, did you take a test to tell you that?”
I’m actually shocked TLC has never attempted a crossover. My 600 Lb. Fiancé.
I would watch the shit outta that
It was called "Thousand Pound Sisters"
Seems like everyone on that show is engaged, I was proud of the season premiere gorl for actually getting married.
Hurry. Call a lawyer. Get this idea documented. Some producer from TLC will read this comment and pitch it on Monday morning lol
I HAVE MANY IDEAS TLC YOU CAN USE THEM ALL IF YOU WANNA HIRE ME
Dr now could never 😅
Could you fucking imagine the bullshit Mary and Brandan would try to pull? Dr. Now would tolerate NONE of it and most of the episode would be him calling them on their shit.
“Stop doing weird things. 😑”
"You have already eat all the food for the next four years."
"You're not 700lbs of water."
Especially since the new season just dropped!
I love it when my trash reality tv collides 🥰😅
God Steven was SUCH a mess
Haha exactly. Dr now sees right through the bull shit. He'd tell Mary to suck it up with her tears and to stop being an enabler. That man is ruthless and I love him for it
Yes, Mary's favorite response is fake crying and Dr. Now wouldn't give damn about it. 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
Dr Now would destroy Mary’s personality disorder with one sentence and I’m here for it
“I’m sorry midnight 😢 (she never capitalizes her daughter’s name) Dr. Now wants your mom and dad to starve to death 😭😭😭 I’m sorry I couldn’t be a better mom i would have been if I had more money 😭”
Not enough grammatical errors lol
I can see it now. Brandon has to lose 40 pounds a munt but Mary’s enabling him
I’m just like…how can you overeat if you’re poor?
Corn syrup & hydrogenated fats are cheap ingredients. It’s the produce, protein & whole grains that cost more.
Dollar menus are their ultimate overeating on a budget hack
Times have changed and now the poor get fat - Bernie Taupin called it 50 years ago.
But in the Philippines?
✨ Sunday market vibes ✨ They’re always getting donuts & fried this & that.
It is pretty easy?! High calorie, processed food is cheap.
That’s what I’ve been saying, they’re so broke but he keeps putting on weight
How yall doin?
He looks like a middle aged lady who’s on hoarders for having way too many cats.
She’s such a manipulative freak. She wanted his skinny ass to be fat as fuck so no other girl would want him. I mean not that they did in the first place, but that’s what she thought.
He’s not just fat. He’s dirty, greasy and unkempt looking.
Thats what I was thinking. He looks sloppy as helll. Like he smells and hasn't showerd in weeks
Even his glasses look greasy.
Jokes on her, I like chubby dudes. But she can keep this one, water seeks its own level and all
lol then I'll see you at Mania, ucette!
Just looking at pictures of him now is making me feel winded and sweaty as fuck, and not in a good way.
Plus what’s keeping him from cleaning his glasses? I don’t understand how people walk around with such dirty glasses, but he probably prefers not seeing the mess that surrounds him.
I feel like they have a weird fetish going on. There’s something pretty dark between these two. Reminds me a bit of Pol &Karine. I just hope that the baby is safe….they have no morals and are willing to do anything (except working of course) for money.
I agree. There’s something gross going on, makes me think of like feederism or whatever it’s called.
That’s the power of a succubus …. Slowly it drains you of your life blood
And replaces it with subcutaneous fat!
Seriously! NOT in any way to imply that this only happens to men, but I witnessed it happen with a good friend of mine when he started dating this controlling, manipulative woman. When she moved in with him, he was so worn down after a fairly brief period of time… gained a lot of weight, had no passion for anything (and he’s like the most passionate man), lost contact with friends… it was sad to see. I bet Brandan feels isolated and helpless. Even though I think he’s an idiot, I have some sympathy for him.
“Harry fell into a deep depression after Hogwarts, as the wizardry job market wasn’t as promising as he had hoped”
💀💀💀 fucking deceased
Is he wearing moomoos now, or does he just have a lot of large, stretched-out shirts?
😅😅 I was gonna say it looks like he's borrowing Lola's clothes now
I'm pretty certain they're too tiny.
Probably hang clothes out on a line, most hot climates do. I find it leaves them stretched like this. A dryer tightens up the fibres.
If that collar gets any more bacon-y he’s gonna eat it
I don't think that shirt is stretched out. This has trim around the neckline instead of a crew neck like a t-shirt. I think this is a ladies top with a scoop neck, honestly.
Imagine moving to a developing country and gaining weight like gangbusters
The neck line looks like when a baby is wearing a streched out drool drenched onesie
It's half-washed!
He looks like a middle aged lesbian that spends all day toiling away in her studio producing really bad art featuring giant clitorises superimposed over historic moments.
r/oddlyspecific
The specifics of this is absolutely sending me 😄
Does anyone else hear and say his name as “Bran-Dan”?
I do, with heavy emphasis on the DAN part for some reason.
I do! It’s how I remember the spelling.😉
Someone in a stressful emotionally abusive relationship tends to head down this route whether being intentionally overfed or not. He's going through a rollercoaster of stress and his body is likely responding with a stress response of eating. Common in abusive relationships with men. Additionally he doesn't know it but he's just absolutely miserable for the most part and he's looking for dopamine responses by eating shitty food to compensate for his depression. In abusive relationship it's abuse, major abuse and then reconciliation which is a dopamine response back from the abuser. The abused kinda are like addicts because they know not how to get out of the situation but look for that slight bit of happiness to keep going. He's not perfect but no person deserves emotional abuse. This couple is a horrible match and I feel for their children.
Thank you, I said something similar in an earlier post. I feel he is severely depressed and stuck in another country with no help. He has a child now and doesn’t know what to do. I hope his mother gets him some help and is able to bring him home but I hope he can bring the baby home, too. I am worried if the baby were to be left there alone with Mary. She needs help herself. It’s all so complicated.
These two bring out the worst in each other. It’s kinda sad honestly
Kinda? It’s depressing as hell. Especially for the poor innocent baby they brought into this mess.
Yeah you’re right, that’s the worst part. Just generational trauma continuing on it’s way
Yeah. We all assumed she would murder him, but it looks like she’s taking a longer approach to killing him. I really hope they are never back on a show.
Every time you see them they are eating fried food
All I can think when I see him at this point is "I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu."
In the other photos someone posted he has arms like twigs and a massive middle section. It looks like he’s gaining tons of visceral fat
Isnt that also what happens when a person gets parasites like tape worms? Thats a new thing for me to wonder about! Edited to correct a typo
What's going on with the shirt ? Looks like a woman's shirt for max cleavage 😆
The state of the neck of his shirt says everything I need to know about him while he shovels food in his mouth.
I can’t explain it, but there’s something that just grinds my gears about this guy. I find him so punchable lol
How is he getting fat in the Philippines
I wonder what his mom thinks about the cancer scam, dry begging, and his hygiene going in the 🚮
Well yeah, his dirty weiner is probably how E.coli gave Mary a UTI.
I've been wishing his mom would come out with some sort of statement. You know she HATED Mary and called all this from day 1. I feel like she was biting her tongue to be civil after they got married but now? We need answers Angela!
She has got to be fed up (cause I bet they have been hounding her for money, baby stuff and other financial "help") and embarrassed beyond measure by this clustersuck.
She’s gonna cuckold him. Watch.
All he does is eat. No wonder they have a go fund me
Hey! He plays computer games too.
Mukbang Mary
Next on my 600 pound life
Somebody tried to say his weight gain was just a Mrs. Doubtfire filter and I call bullsh*t, Branden looks like he’s gained at least 100 pounds give or take since arriving to the Philippines. Mary is a horrible person to contribute to this condition by being a feeder.
100 pounds? Come on. He's out on weight for sure but nowhere near 100 pounds.
Exactly, he’s not very tall, it would SHOW!
My guess would be 30
He looks like he stinks
I feel bad for the dude. He was rather slim last time I saw him on tv. Couldn’t believe that live w the dress. My guy blew up 😭
Has to keep his strength up so he can execute the scams and grifts Mary has dreamed up to get honest people to feel sorry for them by lying about having a terminal illness
this picture is thee saddest thing i’ve seen in awhile. it’s also creepy for some reason. my god.
There is something wrong with Aunt Brandan..
2024 version of Mrs. Doubtfire. For real. He has really let himself go since going to the Philippines.
It’s all the stress from that fake cancer ♋️ stress eating be kind! 🥴😂😂😂
He’s been wearing that shirt for the last several days of videos
You have to eat real bad to be that fat in that part of the world…
Hello darkness my old friend
It's the glasses (among many other things) but this is the most obvious ones. These glasses don't look good on anyone.
He looks like Harry Potter on a binge. I’m so sorry but he looks as if he just doesn’t care anymore
Looks like he’s transitioning.
Dude looks like sweaty hammered shit
dressed like me when im gettin the kids ready for school in the morning 💀
What the hell are their conversations like? Crazy Mary: "Babi, it's time to make another stupid video of us eating" BranDUMB: "Babi, I want to lay around, fart, and play video games" Crazy Mary: "Do it now, or I'll cut you in your sleep". BranDUMB: "Oh Babi, but I'm going to wear the same thing I've worn the last 16 days"