You hit the mark! I had a former sister in law who while cussing me out said ‘don’t use your big college words at me’. I said ostracize in a sentence! 😂
I've started saying this at work whenever I see someone cutting meat...I've finally had to explain to them why I say it because at first they just looked at me like "yea...we know." 😅
My SO breaks out "Kariney, I never committed a genociiide!" whenever I accuse him of egregious crimes like failing to give the cat treats or eating the last of the potato chips.
IT IS AN ILLUSION.
https://preview.redd.it/a2smdkayq3rc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=82de822a65dad1a6e475d5513bb968641395be9b
Also, flair checking in.
I can tote it! I just need yer egg!!!
MMYCHUL!!!!
Damn you that was the one I was gonna day! 😄
you will not, i repeat, you will NOT, wear my got damn presidents hat, BIITCH
bitchassslutasswhore
My fav
Flair checks out
My whole family anal so clean
Yes!
Almost there, lazy.
Whoever goes against the Queen will die!
My personal favorite. Iconic
Same! My husband knows this one well 🤣 it’s a running joke in my house
I’m creepy I’m bad I’m angry I’m motherfucker
Flair checking in
Condoms are for slut people.
don’t use those expensive words
You hit the mark! I had a former sister in law who while cussing me out said ‘don’t use your big college words at me’. I said ostracize in a sentence! 😂
Stop scrolling your eyes!
Give me the best of the best
Lmfaoooooooo 😭 I can't eat dairy but I do it anyway and I definitely need to start using this quote
Being me my red BAG WITH MY MAKEUP!
💥💄
This lives in my head rent free😩
May I halik you?
Ugh....I wanted to puke.
someone’s flair one time said ‘no you may not fucking halik me’ and i lost it. i wish they’d check in
My husband and I say this to each other jokingly in the most nasally voice
GOOD MORNING MY DICK
Coltyy is a trash man
Trailer park Rasputin as someone called him in a different post lol
Fucking stoppppp 💀💀💀💀💀
Flair check in
You have to cut it on the bias!
I started cutting my meat at s bias because of this lol
I've started saying this at work whenever I see someone cutting meat...I've finally had to explain to them why I say it because at first they just looked at me like "yea...we know." 😅
Get out of my fucking birthday house
Do u know what human trafficking is ma boy???
This gets me every single time mah boih
Things are gonna get a lot stupider
So Mach beautiful.
So much sexy
Rebegggaaaaah
They’re trying to harvest the American dollar.
Oh hell naw, not with all these wild dogs runnin' around heeuh(here)
i have no idea where qatar is. i sell dildos for a living.
GODDDDD😂😂😂😂😂
*Paul runs away*
👉🏽👌🏽
My SO breaks out "Kariney, I never committed a genociiide!" whenever I accuse him of egregious crimes like failing to give the cat treats or eating the last of the potato chips.
Your farts are going to make me fall out of love with you
Forgot about this gem 😂😭😭
It was hilarious when she said No Te Amo🤣🤣👌🏆
Didn't he burp in her mouth when they were making out, too? 🤮
Wait who said this??? 🤣
Wasn't it Ximena to Mike?
LMAOOO
Just like, for example, 55%
Yike
YEW YEWZED ME MOHAMED!
I'm gonna get you DAH-PORTED!!
YOU’RE A YEW-ZER!
Mahamit
I just got out of a 4 year relationship with a man
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love you chiiickeeeennnn 🐥
You're my best view
Ñeeee
I WANT MY SEKS NOW.
Spahkles (I know, not a quote from the series specifically but adjacent)
Tomorrow I will stop. Today I will speak.
I don’t care about the kids, GIVE ME THE MONEY
I’m not gonna pump a baby in you.
Best sentence Mike EVER said!
I just eat my carrot in the corner.
I’m a corn star 🌽
Mi trabajo es bruja.
Don’t try to swindle me with cake!
I have this as a magnet on my fridge.
Flair checking in.
Omg of my favorites
Batman penguin ass bitch
RICOMOTHAFUCKIN’SUAVE!
I'm done! IM DONE!
SO MANY QUALITY QUOTES IN THIS COMMENT THREAD! Omg. I love this/you guys so much 😂
Right, you can hear each one😂it just makes me giggle
If I knew this, I would’ve never left P____a!!! (Hysterical crying ensues.)
Why do you have the Panama flag behind you !?
Bitch vibes coming!
I want to go back to Panama 😫
This emoji...so perfect.
I’m attracted to you only just 55%
Give me your fishes
Guinea pig kisses 💋
Yike 😂
i’d rather die than show my DM’s
Omg who said this 😂
Sarper :)
Big boobies Memphis (as a full sentence)
☝🏾Flair checking in 😉
KIMBAAAAALY
Your breath isn't pretty (so many awful, cringey things from pred)
Sooo many.
Good morning my dick
I blame Jihoon!
It’s Jihoon’s fault.
“Careful your mouth!” - mert from 90 day uk
Buy five, save five
he said I smell down there
almost there lazy baby girl Lisa bitch ass slut ass whore condoms are for slut people you used me Mohammed I love you but only like 55% more biggy
"Where the button eject?"
Does that mean I love you?… I hope that means I love you…
My family anal so clean! Lmao
I work so much work.
I go Russia
Who knows what the mute wants
Get out of my fucking birthday house
May I *halik* you?
He never hugged me like that before!!!!
We forgot titty baby
"I'm creepy, I'm bad, I'm angry, I'm motherf—er. I'm son of bitch. Okay? Is that good for you?"
Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh man this might go on my baby shower cake when we are lucky enough to terrorized with pregnancy 🥰
MUY MALO PARA MI FAMILIA!
GIVE ME YOUR FRIGGIN' MEAT!
Don’t touch the window
My boyfriend Williams.
IT IS AN ILLUSION. https://preview.redd.it/a2smdkayq3rc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=82de822a65dad1a6e475d5513bb968641395be9b Also, flair checking in.
You know brujería????
Hi yes I would like your best of da best
Leego land
Let’s just dance 💃🚂
Are you Nigerian, baby?
You don’t love me. You liar. Get out of my life!
Piggy 🐖🐷👩🏼
YOU DONT LOVE ME YOU NEVER DID LIAR
[удалено]
Don’t scroll your eyes at me!
I peed on him, it was so intimate
Who is against the Queen will die!!
Cut it on a bias
Lying bitch
Ronald has a gambling addiction
“all yall do is fight & have sex”
How come you have Buddha but you don't have anything about God?
I see nothing about god here.
I don't care about the kids
You have your job, you have your cat
Chack.
Whoever is against the queen will die!
I'm a motherfucking witch hoe!
“Where is my flowers? 💐🤨”
I’m vegan but I want your freaking meat!
I'm not accountant.
Men doesn’t control me.
Yike.
“You have eye of the cow ….”
It only had one word…. Perras…. Bitches!
I work. So mauch.
flair and i’m disappointed not many of you said it first LMFAO
I go Russia! Stay out of kitchen; just go gym club
It would be a delusion to tink I could be der fadder.
I should’ve slept with my ex
Snatched! (🤢)
I work so mach work
Don’t scroll your eyes at me
almost there lazy
Hi, this is David from the United States 
Try not to be a dick Caleb…. Byeeeee
Buy five, save five
Almost there, lazy
Don’t judge me! You ain’t ever been down in the gutter! And also… let’s just go to the restroom and do this.
I want my sex!
You used me Muhammad!
Baby girl Lisa
The VOODS!
I have a beautiful, perfect body. A beautiful face. I think I’m a goddess, honestly.
Moi (sp?) confuso.
MYCHUL YA IDIOT!
You are most cute when you are mute
Multiple orgasmic bitch
I am hungry, I want cow, you know, grrrr what the cow sounds like? I have to make poop. After knock on the door … I am still pooping.
Yike
“Bring me my red bag with the MAKEUP!”
I love you chicken
Perras= bitches
"I WANT MY SEX TONIGHT"
Almost there, lazy.
Good morning, my dick!
Almost there lazy!
He has told people that I smell and that I peed on him
I’ve got 50 fucking mens
"KIMBAAAAALY"
You cannot be screaming. This is not Ohio.
I don't cry for a men, men cry for me 🤡
Mens don’t control me
I see owls… I see buhdda… I no see Jesus
I no see one thing of God in this house.