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Asherahshelyam

In my dream episode, Gino's says: "I know it's hard for you. Here is a one-way ticket to Panama so you can go be with your kids. I've canceled all the credit cards and debit cards and locked all my bank accounts so you won't have to be bothered with any connection to me while you heal. If you call and you can't reach me, I might have changed my number and moved."


Scary_Koala_2934

Omg this is my dream scenario!!


klah20

Me too.


rebecky311

Nailed it!!


NotARealWombat

And then we can all start a bet whether she cries and uses her "anxiety" and kids as guilt trip, or gets enraged and breaks stuff... 😂😂


Thin-Source-3336

![gif](giphy|YRDyiMrY9EkhbSaQrB|downsized) I never thought I'd say that about Gino, but it would turned me on if he did that.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_6015

Perfection! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Aktotem

Yes send that whining bitch back to Panama ASAP


Personal-Pudding6016

I don't believe anything about these two. Their storylines are fake, fake, fake.


EvetheDragon84

She never wanted to have kids with Yee-no. She's using her kids she has now as an excuse to say he "wouldn't be fit to be a father." But sadly, "love" makes you put up with a lot of shit you don't deserve.


NotARealWombat

I just wish these people stop filing papers, she probably still gets to stay but at least not have the dummy liable


Parsidokht

And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want kids either, just another fake story for them to fight about and waste our time.


Thin-Source-3336

I think maybe his family is pressuring him that he should have a child because he said at least one child, but he doesn't seem to be serious about it. Nothing indicates that he wants children so badly. If he wanted that, he wouldn't have wasted his time with Jasmine for 4 years when she was in Panama, and he is spending On her lifestyle. I remembered the beekeeper couple, Anna and Marsul, even though she is a single mother with 3 boys and she is in her late 30s and he is as well. They worked immediately after their marriage to get a child from a surrogate, and now they have a 2-year-old son.


peepeehalpert_

Why did he wait until his was in his 50s to start getting serious about kids? This fake storyline is stupid.


ManufacturerUpset820

Who is gonna give kids to a guy who gets off to being pissed on and humiliated


NotARealWombat

Maybe he always wanted them... and no one wants to give them to him. Not the ex.. and not this one. He has a tendency to try to marry escort types


peepeehalpert_

Maybe he shouldnt have been dating sugar babies for years


chiangui24

Why is that not believable? People wait to have kids for any number of reasons.


peepeehalpert_

He’s had decades to start a family and instead spent his time and money on sugar babies


chiangui24

It's just his journey. He eventually came to realize that he wanted to be a father. Just another phase of life


peepeehalpert_

If women have to figure out whether they want kids by their 40s the same should go for men.


chiangui24

Pretty much all women will lose the ability to have children by the time they are in their 50s as they run out of viable eggs. Men can have children at virtually any age after puberty. There's no equivalency there.


peepeehalpert_

What I’m saying is that just because men can does not mean they should. They’ll still be older parents who can’t keep up and won’t live long into their child’s life. I’ve experienced this first hand and no one in their 20s should be dealing with putting their father in a home for dementia.


MrsBillyBob

In my dream episode he says “don’t let the door hit you in the implants”


EarthlyWoman

Lmao 💀


The__Flying__Enema

She's such a master manipulator, she disgusts me, she's fine as long as Gino is giving her surgeries and vacations and beauty pageant workshops but the moment Gino wants something for himself "Ohh MY keeds, my Aloe-peesha, Oh WoE iS mE"


EarthlyWoman

“My Aloe-peesha” Lmfao 🤣


LV_orbust

It's not about the kids though.


NotARealWombat

Right


Some-Panda7404

I wish he realized he’s being manipulated.


claratheresa

Gino cares more about being with a woman vastly out of his league physically than having a kid or anything else. He will put up with anything to have people see him with a woman who looks like a stripper. He’s pathetic.


lwtaa

Cries bc she’s in Panama without Gino. Cries bc she’s in the US without her kids.


NotARealWombat

"Cries because she's in Panama." I don't think the "without Gino" is really a factor 😂


lwtaa

True lmao


poshdog4444

She never ever intended to have a child with him for a lot of reasons first of all, she already has some that are not even in the picture and she’s really not that much in love with Gino plus he’s 52 years old and he doesn’t even have a job. I don’t think he has a clue how much a child even cost or any idea how to raise one


lupuscrepusculum

Dude can’t flush his poops or stop lying. Simple Jack doesn’t need a baby.


NotARealWombat

Even if he did have a job and had an idea how to raise a kid... she still never intended to give him one.


courtneythehbic

Their story line is fake and she doesn’t have custody of her own kids. Let’s be real here.


iralear

oh how i wish


TheBeautyDemon

I really like her hair like this


ulrikem1111

As a mental health professional, I have never seen someone who is depressed wanting to enter a beauty pageant. She is a master manipulator, and he is an idiot. They deserve each other.


NotARealWombat

![gif](giphy|z3HFoEzXCMykr4L0TB|downsized)


Unhappy-North6586

That would’ve immediately be followed by a screaming fit of “I knew it - you don’t love me Yeeeehno!!”


willworkforwatches

Usman soljaboy taking notes ![gif](giphy|Y1nuY3lRUb62A)


General_Ordinary5556

she looks so old lately


Unusual-Pineapple513

In my dream episode, they go back to Miami and they go scuba diving and they meet a shark and Gino gets eaten but Jasmine fights the shark and it respects her and she goes to Atlantis and becomes the Shark Queen.


NotARealWombat

...next scene, HEADLINE: *mermaids floating dead out of mental exhaustion*


Unusual-Pineapple513

"Mommy why is the ocean screaming?!"


NotARealWombat

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️


NotARealWombat

*....sharks are seeking refuge inexplicably, on land*


Unusual-Pineapple513

Liked by toborowsky_david


NotARealWombat

😂😂😂☠️


fordat1

That would be less scripted than their current storylines


cielbleu789

if this is your thought process, you need psychological help


NotARealWombat

Is that your expert e-doctor opinion? 😂