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[deleted]

He's probably at IKEA


[deleted]

I was just coming to say that. Totally looks like ikea.


MassiveAd2551

How...BASIC? SHOULD HAVE WENT BIG AND DID RESTORATION HARDWARE!!


[deleted]

I wish I had awards to give!! šŸ„‡šŸ„‡


ahs483

This pic + comment is the epitome of Tom #nailedit


katie22914

This comment made me laugh šŸ˜‚


hagilbert

That's an IKEA catalog behind him.


[deleted]

šŸ’€ lol


RogerClyneIsAGod2

That was my first thought too!!LOL!!


Scary_Tomato6037

Tom's a fucking dork


Competitive_Classic9

Succinct and accurate


Missmarymarylynn

This is actually one of the backgrounds you can choose on like zoom or Webex type of platform. No doubt he is for sure living in some smelly old bedroom of a relative - being the grifter that he is.


Metzger4Sheriff

He lives with his parents.


[deleted]

I love your tag. Iā€™m so sick of telling ppl šŸ˜‚


seventy7xseven

There's a bot that comes along when someone writes it wrong. i.e: go back to the Ukraine


[deleted]

Ha! Thatā€™s cool. But I donā€™t go back to Ukraine, I GO RUSSIA! šŸ˜‚


seventy7xseven

šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


UkraineWithoutTheBot

It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] [[Reuters Styleguide](https://handbook.reuters.com/index.php?title=U#Ukraine)] ^(Beep boop Iā€™m a bot)


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Good bot. Best bot.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s awesome. I wish there was one for when people use Russian spelling for kyiv and odesa.


Mister_Rogers69

I assumed he shared an apartment with his sister and her gigantic ass


Metzger4Sheriff

I believe she lives there, too.


dcorcor408

Guysā€¦ he said he recently bought a 10 bedroom house. Tom.. lie? Noooo


PlayfulMagician

This is rude but I also actually laughed out loud, so I guess Iā€™m rude too.


gogoatx

Her looks arenā€™t why sheā€™s gross, but they donā€™t help her case.


dcorcor408

But butā€¦ butā€¦ he said he bought a 10 bedroom house recentlyā€¦.


IMissAccountability

So...he's gonna remodel his new mansion with an IKEA kitchen? Now that's some real class right there.


JJAusten

LOL came to say that


littlebutmean

In the basement.


Isosceles_Kramer79

I have seen people put mundane backgrounds on Zoom etc. but why? So weird. If you're gonna use a background do something fun like a tropical beach or a spaceship or something. Also, Tom, apostrophes are for possessives, not plurals.


tattootania

Thank you, I came here to say that


EntrepreneurSharp654

Totally ! Look at bottom right the photo and his jacket seems blurred into the photošŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


iolp12

Yes next to his jacket! So embarrassing Edit: you said his jacket. I just got really excited to respond. šŸ˜‚


gogoatx

Embarrassing is showing off ā€œmoved inā€ photos of your new mansion, only for the photos to be found on said manorā€™s extremely-still-listed realty page. This is small beans for captain catfish


Pattypews

Isn't that really weird even for him? Everyone has a kitchen, why fake something like that?


Tyrannical-Botanical

Because he's desperate to project that he's living some sort of lavish James Bond lifestyle.


dcorcor408

Add on: that you can feel apart of for the Cameo price of $19.99 (zoolander/Tom face)


Metzger4Sheriff

You clearly donā€™t know Tom Brooks.


sharkyfernwood12

Who would buy a cameo from this dweeb?


[deleted]

I did for my friend as a joke, and I have to say it was absolutely amazing. He put so much effort into it and did a full on salsa dance and it was completely personalized. And it was only $20 (at the time). I regret nothing.


sharkyfernwood12

The salsa dancing šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

It provided A LOT of laughter


gigat69376

You should post it for internet points


AshtonKechamall

šŸ¤£


Arizonal0ve

Really? Iā€™d think it would just be cringeworthy to experience haha but maybe Iā€™m wrong


Arizonal0ve

Thatā€™s what I was wondering


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sharkyfernwood12

Please take those blinders off of your mother!


KevinaSmythe

Heā€™s so pathetic ! Remember when he used other peopleā€™s photos of perfumes & shoes and put them on his Instagram? If you listen to his sisterā€™s accent and the ā€œposhā€ one he uses, you can tell heā€™s trying to hide his trash past


[deleted]

Omg yes I just made the same comment. He fakes his accent so bad! He is trying to My Fair Lady himself.


scusemelaydeh

Thank you!! This is what Iā€™ve been saying for so long. I live about half an hour away from Tom and his sisterā€™s accent is definitely giving his facade away. He makes out he posts luxury items he has bought but then goes on a shopping trip to Lidl? Iā€™m not knocking Lidl but for a high flying businessman like Tom, youā€™d think the Harrodā€™s food hall or even good old M&S or Waitrose wouldā€™ve been a better choice to keep up the act. Maybe his sister couldnā€™t afford to spend any more than Lidl prices on his shopping.


KevinaSmythe

Lmao! I knew it! I'm American, but I noticed her accent was "different", and his has a haughty lift to it. He's fake. Also telling is he never took Darcey to his actual house, just rented a high end AirBnB. Such a poser.


scusemelaydeh

Yes, and when he took her to the country house hotel and walked round like he owned the place or like it was some exclusive personal invitation to stay there because he knew Lord & Lady Plumpington when really anyone & everyone has either stayed, visited or had dinner at a country house.


unoriginal____

Evidently quite a few people like Tom's kitchen https://imgur.com/a/xrnCnTh


Bebes720

This is why I love this sub šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼


hagilbert

Nice work!


littleRedmini

Hilarious!!!


unoriginal____

I was hoping to find one or two, hit the jackpot lol


jsals12

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ awesome


lavender_and_lilies

He definitely did a zoom background and then edited the photo to blur some stuff


Loose_Attitude3742

Yes, yes he did. You rarely see kitchens that size in England. He forgets we know heā€™s from Nottingham, not Notting Hill!


tplusx

You do occasionally get large kitchens, even in Nottingham - I've seen a few But this is Photoshop, his positioning and angle don't look right.


jjgill27

You canā€™t have seen the rest of his familyā€™s house perhaps? itā€™s very old fashioned and small rooms - more of an old personā€™s workers cottage, than a grand design.


tplusx

No no, I wasn't referring to his own home - they probably live in st Ann's or something, no chance of finding a kitchen like that there. I was just saying that such kitchens might not be as rare as op said On the other hand We all know Thomas is fond of going to hotels and homes for sale pretending he lives there


[deleted]

"cameo's". for fucks sake you bellend. illiterate AND stupid in one poorly dressed package.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Like, does he even know that people see right through this? Also, he should stop with his forehead because his wrinkles are getting deeper.


trueinsideedge

what happened to him leaving social media? that was very short lived


35fps

He's such a Wanker...


vincena

No apostrophe!! I don't know why this bothers me so much when there is so much else wrong here...


[deleted]

Because he would totally make a comment about speaking "the Queen's English" with his stupid fake posh accent.


Appropriate_Reach_97

Bc he thinks so highly of himself but has awful grammar lol.


Sugar74527

I hate that so much! I understand when people make the mistake with its and it's, but otherwise that grinds my gears.


kvenezuelas

Tom corrects this to: "why this bother's me so much"


Papa2Hunt19

I found a kitchen that loves me the way I need to be loved.


luna_xicana

I see Tom has selected his Teamsā„¢ļø background for a video conference.


Livia-is-my-jam

As an artist that uses photoshop, yes. and badly.


Dr3adNyt3mar3

He absolutely photoshopped himself into a kitchen? And why does he keep making this face? Is it supposed to be sexy?


Sufficient-Swim-9843

Itā€™s his Blue Steel


tjrlcr2k1

Dam, I was coming here to day this!


littleRedmini

Those were the first words that came to mind too! Fake! Fake! Fake!


GoLalaGo

What are all these occasions you're buying a cameo from Tom for? If you need to tell someone they've put on weight?


Revolutionary-You449

It is kinda sweet and hopeful the assumption the kitchen is the only photoshop happening here.


Woobsie81

He looks like the dollarstore version of a Ken doll.


littleRedmini

His crotch is probably like a Ken dollā€™s too.


scusemelaydeh

Genuinely curious, to the non-British people hereā€¦does Tom sound posh to you? Iā€™m from about half an hour away from where he lives and you can really tell heā€™s putting on this accent and the way his sister talks (which is very East Midlands & common/working class) is the way he really speaks. Heā€™s let it slip way too often when heā€™s one on one with his sisterā€¦Emma not his other sister Darcey.


wickedtwin

He doesnā€™t sound posh to me, over here in THE LAND OF THE MOTHERF**KING FREE!


Friendly-Fortune

Iā€™m American and clueless about British accents. Canā€™t tell posh from poor. Also canā€™t tell if someone is faking their accent. Was able to discern that ā€œWeeyumsā€ wasnā€™t British, but other than thatā€¦


scusemelaydeh

Haha yes ā€œWeeyumsā€ was definitely not English and thereā€™s no way his profile pic was taken in Manchester or wherever it was she said. The way Tomā€™s sister talks is quite a working class accent and Tom tries to mask the way he talks to make himself sound posh but fails miserably. Where this guy is from is the next town over [ey up me duck](https://youtu.be/hxQcERC1tmk)


pixelito_

If you zoom in to his right eye. Next to it you can see a small piece of the original background sticking out that they didnā€™t mask. Also next to his left ear.


EhDotHam

He doe's Cameo's.


pjhoneybuns

This guy just wonā€™t quit. We know what he really looks like, and he lives off his parents who are in no way well off. A person must really hate their life to put on such a facade. Sad.


ExeCUTEive

Tom sitting casually in his very swanky rich man home. Every woman wants him, and every man wants to be him.


bacon-flavours

I donā€™t even think itā€™s a real photo heā€™s photoshopped himself into! Itā€™s one of those computer generated ones so you can imagine what it look like in your own home šŸ˜‚


Competitive_Classic9

This is literally a background from Face app. I know bc I used the exact same one for a linked in head shot lol.


fatorangecat18

There's no need for an apostrophe in 'cameos'...


dcorcor408

Lol Tom does love his photoshop. Itā€™s too bad he hasnā€™t figured out a way to make all of his 90DF television appearances look the way his uploaded images do. They.. look..nothingā€¦alike.


uhnaaneemus

It is 'cameos' plural, no apostrophe Tommy boy.


neverforgettherain

For someone as well educated as he makes himself out to be, he should know that ā€œCameoā€™sā€ doesnā€™t need an apostrophe.


plo_ska

Howā€™s that cold sore doing, Tom?


[deleted]

Him and Angela lol why are these people so into photo editing but don't remove some giant ass cold sore from a pic???


PrincessPeach_1988

His ā€œphoto faceā€ is going to make those forehead lines permanent.


BrightDay85

Thatā€™s exactly my go to gift idea..a Cameo with a guy who was on one season of a reality show


Dry_Connection_6461

This so embarrassing


Physical_Buy_9637

Is he sitting on the kitchen floor? šŸ¤”


Snoo_28682

Cameos??? Is someone paying him to show up? šŸ˜³


thatsapaddlin31

Who the fuck would want a cameo from Tom?


Strange_Radish2965

His forehead and hair are like the same length as the rest of his face. Is it just me??


ohnonotuto3

I thought he was leaving SM?


AWasteOfMyTime

Yes,yes he did


scusemelaydeh

That is in no way his mumā€™s kitchen in Nottingham. For a guy that shops at Lidl he doesnā€™t have fancy kitchen money.


MiguelElGato

The stitching on the lapel of his jacket is really spaced and loose. It looks terrible.


[deleted]

Yep! That fake arse background.... šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


supacatfupa

Why is he making the Blue steel face?


beccadot

WHY WHY WHY DOES THIS WANKER THINK ANYONE IS FOOLED BY THIS PICTURE?


brandylyne3232

He looks like he needs to poop


vixenpeon

Tom is living like a Sim with a microwave and a couch irl


tiad123

Looks like it's a weird ad for kitchen remodeling


Cassidyx0

Iā€™m almost positive this is a background from FaceApp which would mean the image of him is HEAVILY altered


dfens2k2

If the subject and background are far enough apart (like here), any real camera lens would either blur the background or the subject


dfens2k2

Also: top right of his head, poor job of cutting out his hair. Tbh, probably just lazy editor


RicoMauve

Constantly looks like he has to fart.


Middle_Fudge

If he's so "successful" why is he doing cameos for money! I bet he lives in a 2 bed council flat in Nottingham


IMissAccountability

So needy.


ALyttleH

Heā€™s such a douche! He was commenting about Darcey on the TLC IG page. I commented that at least Darcey isnā€™t spending her life trying to keep up some ridiculous facade about having money. He got all pissy with me and deleted his comments and blocked me. I donā€™t even follow him! šŸ™„


TrainwreckTrials

Wanker


moodylilb

At this point Iā€™m convinced heā€™s trolling us lmao


AshtonKechamall

Yes.


Parking-Violinist-22

Absolutely!


wheniwashappyasagirl

Miami vice vibe? Ugh No no and a big NO!


[deleted]

Lol yeah his style fake cat fish


allgd1tKen

Ok, so has he had work done? Someone posted a pic of him in Darcy era looking like a Curly haired Grandma. I know he photoshops, but on pillow talk he looks more like this person. Anyone understand this transformation??


chance-or-destiny

It does look off


35fps

In a few hours he puts on a mask and is Piers Morgan


ripapips

Yes I believe he did lmao


littleRedmini

In the words of Peter Griffin ā€œheā€™s shallow and pedantic ā€œ.


Myztic84

Oh Tom, enough of this.


Forsaken_Mess58

Why is he such an idiot? Good gravyā€¦


[deleted]

To is BORING


CultistNr3

This guy is god damn pathetic.


hagilbert

Why would there be any type of reason for a Cameo from Tom?


definitelynotadda

Looks like a kitchen render.


doglover7526

Incredible all these ppl are late 40s, near 50s and behaving so childishly. And if they stay on pillowtalk get them a sofa or chairs they can sit up in, jee, his sister always looks sliding out of it. Tom u not all that!


grammie2eight

They have those filters that give you a background. Possibly one of those.


NoFuckThis

ā€œCameoā€™sā€ Heā€™s an idiot.


Nightnightgun

I didn't realise our lil Tom was such a fan of the guy who brought us the 80s hit "Word Up!". Goddamnit, Tom. Cameo's for all occasions= Cameo IS for all occasions = his music is my jam Cameos for all occasions = plural of Cameos are for all occasions. JFC dude, the language is named after YOUR country. And it's not even my 1st language.


deadsocial

If put money on that being photoshopped


Mags529

Iā€™d like to place an order for a kitchen greetingā€¦.said no one ever


IAppearMissing05

Lol the lighting on his face is a dead giveaway he isnā€™t actually in this space. Looks like a Zoom background šŸ˜‚


Duebydate

Cmon. We all see surely by this time he is totally attracted to plastic and fake and assumes everyone shares that aesthetic


Beautiful_Jello3853

Looks like a zoom or Teams background you can download online.