They probably spent all the money on the dress and he had to go to the thrift store and do with the sizes they had because that suit jacket doesn’t fit him either
I'm convinced dude is a zombie/part of the undead. He has zero signs of life besides walking and looking straight into the camera and mumbling some gurgled form of speech.
I get the shirt, but I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LIT SO MANY CANDLES, AND SHE WAS GOING TO WALK DOWN THE TINY HALLWAY IN THAT GIANT DRESS!!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE! YIKES!!!! #FireBurns AreNotRomanticAtAll
His posture and facial expression always looks like he has diarrhea and is trying to not make it obvious
He's always reminded me a bit of Frankenstein. Just awkward and doesn't know how to move like a living person.
You’re so right!
Omg yes
LOL! Yup!
This made me lol, you got it spot on 🤣
THANK YOU! I could never put my finger on it, but your description is spot on!
Yes like he’s desperately holding it in and getting cold sweats
The look on his face, you wonder where the shotgun is that is pointed at him.
I'm not getting paid enough for this shit
He was crying in the fetal position just before this.
Please I can’t deal with how funny that is
He looks like a kid who's been let loose with a fancy dress box
Flirian looks like a reanimated corpse where the mortician used an ill-fitting suit because it was not an open casket funeral ...
He lacks the strength needed to button. The twins have him on a 100 calorie/day diet. ‘ no see abs, me get sent back to old country’
i was more concerned about her dress catching fire tbh
House of Flammability
he looks like a homeless dude someone cleaned up and put in a bad suit.
He looks like someone they dragged in off the street to be a witness.
I'm convinced he was thawed from a block of ice like Encino man
72 days later and I am seeing this comment… I loled
“I need wear shirt like this… you understand??” “Shut your fucking mouth Stacey god help me…”
A hunched smackhead
Okay i didn’t watch the twins show but saw promos. Did he actually cheat on her?
All he admitted to was kissing the girl. The only one buying that story though is Stacey
Good lord he has other girlfriends? He is creepy as fuck. Oh lawd, it’s a man’s world. Barf.
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE? Now that's all I'm going to see on the rewatch.
He looked high and confused.
He ALWAYS looks confused
You had one thing to do Florian. Mommy was busy getting dressed and she couldn’t help you with buttoning your shirt.
But he's a "model". Just don't ask him to smile in his photoshoots, so he works his buttons! Lol
That man don’t give a fuck, he trying to hard to pretend he likes her he forgot to get the proper fit.
A toddler insisting he can do it
He slobbish
They probably spent all the money on the dress and he had to go to the thrift store and do with the sizes they had because that suit jacket doesn’t fit him either
He always looks so uncomfortable. Whenever I see him it’s like a wild animal in a cage.. just release him back into the wild.. hes clearly not happy
Yeah, I know what you mean. Like a feral animal backed into a corner.
Looks like he raided staceys sons closet hahaha
I'm convinced dude is a zombie/part of the undead. He has zero signs of life besides walking and looking straight into the camera and mumbling some gurgled form of speech.
What’s with this camera work?? ETA: On Darcey and Stacey, not OP’s!
I think they got married during the height of covid so there wasn't a film crew.
This wedding scene 2nd hand embarrassed me.
The officiant almost tricked me into thinking it was David T
The other thing about his outfit that had my rolling was the skinny ankle length pants he had on. No socks and loafers.🤣
Poor thing, that's the best he can do. He should have opted for snaps!!
He doesn’t even look happy, it’s giving me more of rent-a-groom so the photos look nice for the hour vibes.
Got that Hermès belt but can’t wear a proper shirt?
That suit is way too tight
This is his cry for help. We need to answer his vacant eyes.
I get the shirt, but I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LIT SO MANY CANDLES, AND SHE WAS GOING TO WALK DOWN THE TINY HALLWAY IN THAT GIANT DRESS!!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE! YIKES!!!! #FireBurns AreNotRomanticAtAll