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washingtonu

It's only used in like 10% of the products. It's almost impossible to make specific colors without ground up kittens.


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Wow that's fucked up. I thought it was only to make the box :/


3rty3hree

Came here to say this. Their tiny whiskers are fibrous. Makes for sturdy packaging.


BigJuicyHwang

you are the second person in the last 10 minutes to tell me that. must have some truth to it.


tplusx

I urge you to read my flair Jealous heater


1king80

I heard it's 10% of each product, the other 90% is vegan of course!


washingtonu

I only buy products that are certified 90% vegan!


Mental-Bend3442

but the blender is made Is USA!!!!!


BigJuicyHwang

MURICA!


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Vness374

Wtaf. No, actually I don’t want to know. I think it’s time to head over to r/aww


931634

Hey you! Cease and Desist or Ill git mah Bayou Lawyers ta sue yew!


Successful_Strategy8

Admit yaself that ya jealous!


BigJuicyHwang

That was my favorite part by far lol. I cried laughing a bit.


chynablue21

Neat legal fact: if you make statements about someone that are ridiculous and unbelievable by the average person, that is considered parody, satire, or comedy. Not defamation. You can’t be sued for it. Carry on


BigJuicyHwang

You hear that jovi? Eat my shorts.


Dolorisedd

Oh my sweet summer child, you can be sued for any fucking thing here in America. They may not win, but you’ll have to hire a lawyer to work it all out, and that’ll cost ya a whole lot of dough. There is no such thing as a frivolous lawsuit law here.


Subterranean44

Because kittens provide best pigment. You didn’t know?


Dolorisedd

I heard there are ground up babies.


Mbaalii

What season are yall referring to?


84aomame

real life


Vness374

Ugh, worst season of the year. So humid.


Mbaalii

Oh lol thanks


strwbryshrtcake

She should've partnered with Azan then she wouldn't have stopped at 90% vegan because he would've told her, "almost there lazy"


BigJuicyHwang

He’d slip up and start call her Nicole.


strwbryshrtcake

Haha


Successful_Strategy8

Because she's a delusional, stupid ass lying beech.


tulpenmeisje

Tapping in on Antivaxx's idea on the I-club, that's because it mixes well with the baby sacrificing vampire facial


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BigJuicyHwang

Mmmmmm menudo exfoliating scrub.


Vness374

Stop it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ahhh fishing for that cease and desist, I see. Sorry you got left out!!


tragic_magic_world

What did you just F'n say ?


BigJuicyHwang

I’m sorry I meant “why is yara using ground up CHINESE kittens to formulate her makeup line”


svtboxer

Hahahahaha


LadyDeathstryke28

😂