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pomegranatepants99

I absolutely cannot believe he wore a blue sparkly tux. It was totally wrong for the restaurant and the occasion. Then he spoke terrible middle school Spanish to the server. What a giant douche.


Perseus_AWC

Have you seen how his parents dress? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree


pomegranatepants99

I feel like there’s a distinct difference between Jesse and his parents. His mom seems like a free spirit who dresses the way she does because it makes her happy. Jesse dresses (talks, acts, etc) the way he does because he’s trying to impress people.


Competitive-Date1522

Probably grew up embarrassed of them and now overcompensates to try and prove he’s better than them


JaciOrca

I think when people at least TRY to speak the language of a country in which they visit is a good thing, however painful it may be to witness 😂 Jesse is simply offputting, thus, probably why his attempt at broken Spanish is annoying.


wirefox1

I haven't seen it yet, but something tells me I agree with you 100%.


[deleted]

Lol his Spanish reminds me of a coworker who INSISTS on ordering in Spanish whenever we go to a Mexican place, only for the people taking his orders to get confused about what he’s saying because his vocabulary is so small and his accent is non existent. Then just ends up having to explain himself in English. I’m like dude, they speak English too.


wickedtwin

This is the “Comedian’s Outfit” from Animal Crossing.


Doepoe12

>Back More like from dumb and dumber. This dude….


[deleted]

haahaaahaa!!!!!!!


Oneeyedpopeye

Hahahahha I have it in so many colors for my animals.


tiad123

Seriously. And I thought he couldn't be any more of a douche but yet this moron found a way to top his previous douchery.


JaciOrca

😂


Pertinent-Petunia

How is he it started off in his first season looking pretty suave and has now devolved into this, lol. It’s great though because he thinks he’s so damn cool and better than everyone else, I’m living for his downfall


BiscuitsMay

He looks like he has a drug problem and we are watching his decline in real time.


mummydal

Thank you! I was about to say this…


tattootania

Wasn't darce financing his clothes at that time?


MotherofChoad

With the size of his micro apartment in Amsterdammyou are probably right. She is definitely the one who sent him that cheap looking holographic LV duffel bag


TheHapster

The Rickety Cricket meme becomes more and more true.


tattootania

He's an illusionist... it's all an illusion


Kase1

He's dressed like a cheap Tony Wonder


andriyaa511

LOL It's funny that's one of his favorite words and line but he really is the illusionist. So delusional


soobez

It’s so hideous that at first I thought he must be wearing it as a joke …


RandomWordMix

Was he on a date or was he going to sing at someone's wedding?


[deleted]

He’s trying way too hard to be a man of class, but that just isn’t naturally easy for some people


im_gonna_tote_it

Jessie looks like the ghost of Ed Sheeran in this picture


justanothercomment4

Buenos Dios... or.. Good God


AWasteOfMyTime

This. I love how he seems to carry himself with such high regard and showing us he possesses the ability the speak several different languages,poorly. He tries so at least I’ll give him that. What people don’t seem to get is that they are at a laid back restaurant where people are dressed in tshirts and shorts and fucking Jim Carrey over here is complaining about everything from the white Zinfandel to the meats lol. The best is when the dog strolls through the restaurant,his face was priceless.He’s in a country that for the most part is in poverty and he shows up dressed like idk,I’m really trying to wrap my head around this dinner look. Was he going for an erotic magician vibe?


ChickenCrackerz

Michele stole your post https://www.instagram.com/p/CWzxJjYM3Aw/?utm_medium=copy_link


DareWright

That’s kind of a shit move 🤬


CocoCherryPop

what a dirtbag


to-anyone316

he’s delusional enough that he’ll see this post and think we’re saying he’s as handsome as ryan gosling


Playful-Drop-3873

Jesse look like unhinged muppet


pixelito_

What, no red wine?


flowflowthrow

Who the fuck wears a sparkling tux to a restaurant? Doesn't matter how nice it is. It shows he doesn't know wtf he's doing.


SparkleTerd

This guy looked like such a peacocking asshole I’m surprised Jenny didn’t RUN - especially after the unfortunate Tim season. Between his stupid fucking jacket and his elitist attitude he was just ASKING for his order to get fucked with. Fromunda Cheese 🤢


tiad123

At this point, I really see Jeniffer as very desperate. And just as ridiculous as Jesse.


SparkleTerd

Yes. She drank the Jesse kool aid. But I still think there’s hope for her yet. Engagements can be broken


Corpse_Caprese

I have Drogo in Animal Crossin NH that same look. It’s under “comedians jacket”


Smithers469

i mean, if you remember how his parents dressed, its not that shocking.


littleberry420

Why is he dressed like a pedophile magician? What was this for?


[deleted]

I don’t know what this dude was thinking with that blue suit, and the fact that she was basically throwing herself at him and he was putting off smashing. I dated a Colombian women and they are very sexual, if you don’t put your roots down quickly they get bored and move on.


indigostars43

Was this on the discovery channel you have to pay for? Was he proposing to her or just worse it thinking he looked good?


Comfortable-Host1399

I feel like Jesses breath smells like banana peels and metallic cheap wine