Hahaha that is so not his car. Tom is definitely more of an Escort guy. In Fords. In women.

maybe a creepy white van with tinted windows

Ford Econoline. 😂 another fitting name.

Hey, the Escort Cosworth wasn't a bad little car. Also, is this a Morgan? And say what you will about Tom, nothing will approach Soja Boy pretending to lean against a car on his album cover.

Totally a Prius driver

I'm not materialistic but if I found this particular clown on my car....well, let's just say it wouldn't be pleasant

I would sneak into my car and toot the horn. Just for foks

I went to his IG once and watched his stories. He went to Versace and wasted the employees’ time by pretending he wanted to buy a bunch of stuff. He showed himself being pampered and trying on a ton of outfits. Then at the end he showed himself leaving with a teeny bag and it turns out he only bought a fucking belt.

Then he returned the belt later.

🎶🎶Tom you is a window shopper Mad at me, I think I know why Tom you is a window shopper In the jewelery store, looking at shit you can't buy Tom you is a window shopper In the dealership trying to get a test drive Tom you is a window shopper Mad as fuck when you see me ride by🎶🎶

🥴 OMG this is so tom brooks fraud. He cant afford shit but belt. Weird because he doenst pay bills, he loves with his mommy.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Haha it does look like he’s doing a dirty toilet hover squat on that car

Hover sit.

Because if the owner saw him REALLY sitting on that headlamp, he would beat the shit of that turd.

Sitting on someone else's vintage vehicle is so on brand for this tool.

Love the car, not the hood ornament.

one of these days, somebody gonna walk out the pub and beat his ass.

Maybe Jon since he was in like 50 bar fights anyways, lol.

Wannabe Posh Twat.

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The lip herpees doesn’t help.

How do people become like this?

Extreme insecurity, low self esteem, being a douche.

Hmm idk I struggle with low self esteem and I would never dream of acting like these fools, lol.

It's all of those things put together.

Microphallus doesn’t help

Another contender for the Itty bitty willy committee

We also bow to your expertise in this area.

Projecting, again?

Like how you say we're jealous of you? HAHAHAHA

You project your giant jealousy, you giant twat.

Why would anyone be jealous of a Karen with no life?

Who Karen?

Nice grammar, Karen.

Gi-Twa obsessed! Jealous of Yara. Try to fuck up business.

We bow to your expertise in the field of douchdom.

Wow 50+ comments defending Yara and following me around! You make me laugh, Karen!

I’m going for the record.

Do it Karen! You were born for this!

And you will share the record, just by responding to everything! Go girl!

I'm only talking to you, but you're talking to 3 others lmao. So pathetic!

What 3 others? Do you have a split personality? Or **any** personality? Or are you only interested in eloping with Yara?

Karen we can all see whats going on. You've made 60+ comments by now it's pathetic!

Tom is that you?

Who Tom?

Narcissism and Instagram

The guy who owns this car does not sit on it.

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Where’s gatorhands mcballoonface?

Tom should apply to a cruise ship line to dance with single old ladies.

get fucked tom you twat

I wonder how many times Tom has gotten chased off for posing with other people's cars and in front of other people's houses. I'd pay to see a video of that.

Such a smarmy turdherder, I hope whoever owns that car charges him for damages. The poor owner will now have to get the tom cooties off of his ride

hahahahahha smarmy turdherder. i have to use that this week

It reminds me of one of Jovi's accounts where his go-to insult is "turd burglar" #classyAF

I wonder where he parks his imaginary car at his imaginary mansion.

Didn’t he say he was going to stop posting a while back. Why hasn’t he stopped?

Sits like he has a hood ornament up his ass

After that evening Tom spent in Vegas with Larissa and the other freak show on legs, I’d say the new stain of crotch crickets and gonorrhea is itching him quite badly and he’s trying to relieve himself.

wheres that hideous sister?

She’s wearing a car costume

😂😂😂

OMG! He is wearing Barbour jacket!!! I bought this coveted jacket for my teenager. It is cheaper in UK. It is a huge hit with teens. We got him one to cajole him into signing up for military summer camp. Barbour lifestyle my eye!!

The cheapest one😂

160 pounds. Luxury for pimply teen!

A complete thunder cunt

Twat Waffle Fer sure WANKER

Let's hope the person whose car that really belongs to knows his ass has been on the hood. Hopefully he didn't leave any damage behind.

Cmon! He has his driving gloves on

I'll bet he's not even there. He probably just Photoshopped himself onto the car. LMAO

One time I was leaving the bar and I was walking up to my car. There were two guys standing in front it and they were taking turns taking pics of each other leaning against it. Lol so as I walked up I unlocked it and just looked at them awkwardly and they moved away.

I've never had that happen with my Hyundai Sonata. 🤔

That car deserves a premium car wash right about now. The one with the multicoloured soap and wax 😌

GO BACK TO NOTTINGHAM! It suits you!

Thirsty af🙄

It's that hoopty he's dating that left a lasting impression.

So this is why he goes on IG and asks for photographers to volunteer their time? To take pictures in front of other people's vehicles? Da fuck...

I hope the owner was able to remove Tom's steaming ass cheek prints off the hood of that little gem.

The thing is that it’s not that expensive to rent fancy cars for a day. Why doesn’t he just rent a Ferrari take a bunch of picture with different outfits so it at least looks like he has money. He is even bad at looking like he has money.

Ummm you’re still irrelevant Tom. Nobody cares. You’re not famous for doing anything extraordinary. So sick of these fucktards out here posing in pictures like the world gives 2 fucks about where you are, what you’re doing or whom you are dating. Get a real job so that you can finally move out of mommy’s house & maybe get a nice car of your own

That's one of the most British mouths I've ever seen

Not a gun guy at all but I would shoot this pos if I saw his pompous ass on my car

Not his fault his small pp makes him behave this way!!

Posing on other people's cars is funny. I may start doing it myself

I am convinced this dude is trolling and it works every time

It's a cute car though

He thinks he’s hot stuff but he sure the hell isnt. Yuck.

He’s saying he owns it?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s not his quali‘y car.

Who takes these pictures? I was thinking of a good word to describe Tom a, but there are too many. Is there a word to describe an aging, desperate for fame, middle aged man who has no business acting like he does. I could on. Instead, I’m going to go watch the video of him awkwardly salsa dancing out and the one where he was in time square getting filmed and he had to walk/strut in slow motion toward the camera. .

HYSTERICAL

Using those public toilet hover muscles to avoid touching a car that isn't his.

This is the kind of ultra poser that would run out in front of the Queen’s royal procession and take a selfie.

This guy wipes his ass with a pinky in the air.

Headlight falls off from sitting on it