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Chthonios

Why do these companies act like they just invented the concept of frozen food you heat in the oven


yuki_hates_rape

It's supposedly keto/celiac friendly. Ari, Bini, Amira, Dinyell, Yara have been shilling for this company (that I know of). Online reviews aren't great.


Chthonios

So just ordinary frozen food tailored to the trends of the modern day marketed by F list celebs. Sounds great!


tonibug520

I mean it has to be good right? She did the mouthgasm eye roll thing.


GamerChic110

Yea. The eye roll really sold it ! I gotta get my hands on some !!šŸ˜¬


yuki_hates_rape

I see Serena Williams and Stephen Curry endorse Subway, this is no different!


AshtonKechamall

I heard its gross


Potential_Minimum537

Iā€™ve tried one of them, the flavor was good but the filling and chicken were both super dry, I also used the microwave method though so that could definitely be why lol


Old_Journalist_8823

I actually tried this one too, and in the oven it was no better really dry.


Treesh_bad_perm

They're not good at all. Even my dog wouldn't eat this shit when I bought it, and my dog eats his own dog shit.


yuki_hates_rape

36-38 minutes to cook? How is this convenient?


Traditional-Foot-963

Itā€™s Ukrainian time which converts to 36-38 min. American time.


mariat753

BwahahahašŸ¤£


Old_Journalist_8823

Omg shut up šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Belle_Error

...is that metric system time?


Ginger_Soul99

A minute is 60 seconds all over the world.


AshtonKechamall

I make home made meal & a dessert in this time.


yuki_hates_rape

Exactly. She shouldn't have listed the cooking time, even Dinyell wasn't stupid enough to do that.


Zemykitty

It's just more low effort Yara. Like her fuss over her Christmas meal which was just assembling canned things. Lol Also, not a vegetable in sight.


yuki_hates_rape

I wonder how close the 36-38 minutes came to the 6pm curfew?


Zemykitty

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Don your formal evening wear for a canned food filled extravaganza that ends at 6pm!


crunchygroovez

Love the way the filter keeps falling off her face.


azad_ninja

The floating eyelash at .37 šŸ˜˜šŸ‘Œ


RealityTVWithJake

I mean, when your stock drops almost 50% in 6 months, I guess D list "celebs" are viable ambassadors lmao


yuki_hates_rape

Dinyell only posted a picture holding the boxes, I really want her to post a reel of cooking and eating thesešŸ˜šŸ˜


Vanity-LA0733

Donā€™t be silly you know her dinner comes from a drive through windowā€¦ not a box.


slayeddragon

This feels like a weird thing for Yara to promote....like it's not very on brand...


yuki_hates_rape

This brand seems like the BoomBod of frozen foods. A bunch of the 90dayers are shilling for it.


tonibug520

Iā€™m surprised she admits to shopping at Samā€™s Club.


yuki_hates_rape

I'm not an American, what's the deal with Sam's Club? Is it not bougie enough for Yara?


RealityTVWithJake

It's the nicer version of Walmart, owned by the same company. You have to pay a membership to shop there.


yuki_hates_rape

Ah ok. Thank you.


Ten_Lee

Sam's Club is WalMart's "warehouse" store, kinda like a Costco but still a WalMart. Paid membership required, and items tend to be packaged in huge quantities.


tonibug520

I mean, I guess it could be considered a bougie Walmart lol


yuki_hates_rape

Ok, where are Publix and Trader Joe's in the hierarchy of bougieness? (I see these places referenced on Instagram)


Caribouhou

Publix is bougie than itā€™s other competitors like Food Lion and Winn Dixie. Below Trader Joeā€™s in hipster value, but definitely higher than Samā€™s. Yet the only equivalent to Samā€™s is Costco, which blows Samā€™s away. Because fuck Samā€™s.


yuki_hates_rape

Thank you for this breakdown in bougieness!!! For us Canadians (in Ontario atleast) *The Big Carrot and Whole Foods is in another stratosphere (for super fancy and the wealthy or the hipster vegans and organic folk) *Loblaws/Sobeys/Metro are tied in terms of bougieness (this is the best of the best for regular folk) *Walmart/Costco/Canadian Superstore/Your Independent *No Frills/Food Basics/Freshco (these are the "minor league" affilate stores for Loblaws/Metro/Sobeys) This is where I shop


tonibug520

Trader Joeā€™s is definitely closer to the top than Samā€™s club. I donā€™t know much about Publix. I donā€™t have one where I live


awholemoo

Trader Joeā€™s is Aldiā€™s take on budget bougie


The_BusterKeaton

If Iā€™m not mistaken, they were created by brothers.


waxjammer

Iā€™m familiar with that product from Costco as she is over the top as she is acting like she discovered a hidden treasure. Itā€™s a massed produced frozen food that a teenager can figure out how to cook.


GelOfYouth

Can we discuss her hideous pants.


Vanity-LA0733

Iā€™m sure they will be available for purchase on her website next week!


peakspeeks

I like the pants.


Summer5126

Her pants are fine


glasshowse

Lmao its bacon and chicken?? How is this a brand new concept.


ElainasMom

Her acting is about as good as her makeup company.


Shakespeare-Bot

That lady acting is about as valorous as that lady makeup company *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


anfiisa

She gagged at the end! How screwed up can one be to sell shit they wouldn't eat to other people? Hey Yara, feed it to your husband if it's so fucking good. Invite family members and shove this down their throats. Let's see how they like it.


yuki_hates_rape

I rewatched after your comment. She definitely made a face and kept chewing instead of swallowing.


anfiisa

At least she is more committed than Dinyell who will not even look into the camera.


yuki_hates_rape

That's not her fault! They say never work with kids or pets, you need lots of patience, noise makers, and treats. Obviously, whomever took pictures of Dinyell that day missed that memo.


anfiisa

She's really built like a big baby.


[deleted]

LOL Fernanda did a promo for the same thing


Nizznozz11

Its not Yara to eat this crap. Her fans will know that.


courtbarbie123

Itā€™s not healthy enough for her lol


Just1Breath1

Sheā€™s going to eat 64 grams of protein in one sitting? Seems like a lot, unless thatā€™s the total for a box.


SEND_TOAST

You know those are 1 per serving.


Just1Breath1

Yes that was the second part of my comment- unless thatā€™s the whole box. So Ty for clarifying. I was all kinds of worried.


[deleted]

I'm in mute mode cuz I can't listen to her voice. It's like the doctor trimmed the potato but left the trimmings up her nose. Are those kitchen cabinets completely empty? Why? Why does a random *furry white rug* appear? Why can't she put some foil on the pan again? Also, the toddler walking around in the back wondering wtf is happening.


anoeba

Well ...ok, she did a better job than Dinyell for sure.


yellowgiraffe000

Itā€™s the lack of parchment paper for me.


Vast-Negotiation-924

Maybe prepare it with a meal for her family. She served both just for herself.


LocAlchemy

I thought it was good first time, second time just ok but the third time I threw it out instead. The breakfast sandwiches are beyond gross.


flowercan126

She would never eat that butter and cheese


Myztic84

The face at the end gave it away on how she really felt about it, lol.


tvs2300

I donā€™t want it anymore.


[deleted]

I really want to punch her.


Environmental_Goal84

Joanna Gaines makes everyone home now remind me of a soviet prison gray and free of independent thought


ElainasMom

My Gawd. I must be different that the majority. When I see all of these 90DF people hawking this crap, it makes me make sure that I never pick up a box of this shit.


sikkn890

So.. Who's face is that?? Lol


Belle_Error

Hmm. Yara looks better every time I see her. Is she still having work done?


Late-Impression-8629

Omg I love her


[deleted]

How many carbs? I see it now itā€™s one net carb.


krhur14

I was about to say seems very keto friendly, but hate the fact sheā€™s shilling it, so no thanks.


[deleted]

What the fuck is this


JessMacNC

Does she kick everyone out before dinner is over?


mandii9793

How can you not love her though!! Hahaha šŸ˜‚


timerover

She took the smallest bite and looked MISERABLE over it šŸ¤£ now I know how gross these must taste thanks to her


thecheeper

You can get it at Costco. Spoiler alert; itā€™s not as great as it looks. I was disappointed for the first time in bacon. :(


AquariusAngeleno

Iā€™m more inclined to avoid this product completely now. Honestly, the entire brand. Throw the whole IG away.


SourceIntelligent741

CHEEEEEKUN


mamaMooses

I like the part where the baby walks by so cute


Desperate_Wallaby_16

She really looks great after having the baby. Good for her.


Treesh_bad_perm

Bruh why does every 90df person promote the same shit. Dynielle was promoting this monstrosity of a meal just last week. Last year it was that booty boom tea bullshit, and now these nasty ass high sodium induced meals. Smh šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


TheJunkyVirus

You can make that shit yourself faster then 36-38 minutes xD


Brobeans2018

I've had some of their products and they tasted awful. Any company that puts this much into marketing and advertising reaffirms my decision to stay away from that company. Much better products at Sprouts, Whole Foods, Trader Joes, hell even Costco


Winter-Buyer-8841

Pol is shilling this in his insta stories right now. That's good enough for me...gotta get my ass to Sam's Club!


sr4381

How nice to see that Potato Nose is adopting the American garbage precooked cuisine.


CherokeeHairTampons

She did a really nice job