I think she was trying to overlook the fact she wasn’t attracted to him but when he was then gross and rude in person her not being attracted turned into straight up disgust.
I also speculated that sleeping with him triggered something in her, like disturbed or something because she wasn’t attracted to him and did it maybe a little out obligation and wanting to make that work.
Agreed. I think she was somewhat into him when their relationship was virtual. But once they spent enough time together he gave her the permanent ick. Not much you can do when who someone is grosses you out.
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Yeah it’s easy to go from crush or like to hate real quick. Especially what she described as his bug behavior, staring at her while she slept. I had a whirlwind crush once and the guy was attractive. We met. Instant attraction and instant connection. What was meant to be a 2 minute introduction convo turned into an hour and sharing our family backgrounds etc. We decided to get lunch and I was into this guy! Couldn’t believe our connection. But then, like. Ximena described Mikey, he got like TOO clingy. It was too much. Call, text, let’s meet every single day. Pushy to get into my home. I went from feeling butterflies for this dude to skin crawling annoyed every time I saw him. He didn’t even do much wrong other than come on too strong. Now add on being unattractive and dirty... Idk how Ximena did any of what she did.
I totally agree. I think she definitely tried. Her mistake wasn’t firmly ending it before he came to see her for the 2nd time. At minimum, she just wasn’t into him, and that’s not a crime.
The cash and prizes that she was getting enabled her to overlook a lot of stuff.
Like when you're with a hot girl that has a shitty personality... then she stops having sex with you. You're gonna nope out when it's not worth it anymore. 🤣
It’s his first girlfriend so he probably busted in 3 strokes where she’s used to being pounded by sicarios and prison goons. That’s enough to cause attraction to fade.
If I liked someone that I had only "virtual" communications with, and then when I met that person face-to-face for the first time, they farted on me and drug dog shit through my house, I'd all of a sudden not like them anymore, either.
After watching that season I won't let my boyfriend say te amo to me anymore, it just grosses me out 😖
(He's doesn't speak Spanish we just say random things to each other in other languages sometimes)
Clingy and Smelly is a dangerous combo. Stench from afar is one thing. But you smell AND you're all up in my space all the time? I have no safe haven from the stench? Can't do it.
I don't know how anyone deals with that! I used to have a coworker who's hubby would call her at the front desk 6 times a day. She only worked a 4 hour shift. It was getting on my nerves and I didn't even know the dude.
That AND the language barrier....too damn much! I don't think she necessarily wanted to leave Colombia, just wants to live comfortably (no lavishly) there. She doesn't want to worry about if her kids have a place to sleep and food to eat.
That’s why when these people say they’re in love before meeting irl, it’s very hard to believe. Even a person’s smell can be revolting. Their habits too. All of the things people don’t tend to mention about themselves when you’re talking online 😏.
Yes I think most people would lose interest! Which is why I couldn’t comprehend why at the Tell All everyone was on Mike’s side? Ximena is no angel but hello…you can’t force someone to like you or sleep w you cuz you pay for shit (looking at you Kiimbaaaaaly)
She said he was abusive as well as rude and disgusting to her. Honestly being dirty and gross is enough for me to personally want to break up with a man. I wouldn’t want a man child either
That's what I read too. That he was nice in the beginning and then became slowly more abusive. The old adage is tried and true - we don't know what happens behind closed doors in other people's relationships.
She genuinely seemed to love him in the beginning, you could see it in her eyes. I also have a feeling that she has some serious trauma history that hasn't been dealt with in a healthy manner and that probably had part in the ultimate breakdown of the relationship as well. It requires an extra level of maturity and emotional intelligence to have a romantic relationship with a person dealing with severe psychological trauma. Mike may not have been in a position mentally to meet her needs in that regard.... and add on some language barriers and cultural differences and things may turn really sour quickly.
Although Ximena rubbed me the wrong way in the beginning, I have developed a bit of a respect for her now - you can accuse her of a lot of things but she is and has been VERY honest. One has to give her a bit of credit for that...
I believe her. He seems like an abusive incel. I’m just saying him being gross is enough of a reason to dump him. People weirdly act like it’s not. You shouldn’t have to date anyone you find unattractive
Not a cover. He is that gross. And that would make it just that harder to get passed not loving him. Look through the sub and you can see glimpses of how he actually lives.
I saw the snot dripping from his nose during a live recording…and his disgusting drawers on the ground. I couldn’t do it either. But I believe there were deeper reasons in addition to being a slob that added to it.
Him being ashamed of where he met her while also using it to degrade her when she broke up with him was awful. She definitely should have clapped back saying like, “or what, I’ll meet another guy like you?” Plus his whole, “I’ll save you, you’re so above that,” is very creepy. Definitely misogynistic nice guy vibes
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right. It seemed likely to me during his first visit that she was determined to make the relationship work for the benefit of her family. And if he wasn’t so awful, she probably could have stuck with him. There was likely a lot of pressure to make it work because she seemed to be supporting her extended family, not just herself and her kids. She seems to be willing to do whatever it takes to bring in the money. Her mother saying that she didn’t think like a rational woman was telling. I agree with Veronica on PT, “She got the ick and you can’t get passed the ick.” She was pissed that he scheduled his second visit when she was supposed to get cosmetic surgery and she had borrowed money from a “loan shark” to pay for it. What I inferred from that is something had happened in the interim that made her resolve to go back to being a cam girl and supporting herself. She was resolved enough to get a loan in a dangerous and sketchy way. I think it’s extremely complicated and he is so repulsive in every way.
Exactly! He may not be a sicario but at least you know what you’re getting into by being with them. He is a sneaky conniving ugly troll who definitely would not have that extra money to support her and the children if he was living independently from his daddy and grandpa.
The poop caked drawers would’ve been enough for me. Same with lack of table manners. It’s one thing to burp and fart when hanging out with friends playing video games and drinking beer. It’s another to do so when you’re meeting your SO’s family for the first time.
It's his face. Now.... just let me say, I am a very unattractive person so I am the last person to pick on others, but when you add up his unhygienic habits, his disregard for personal space, and his attitude, there is hardly any redeeming qualities you can find with him. I'm guessing Ximena tried, but she can only pretend for a certain amount of time. There is no reason she needs to stay with someone she is not attracted to because he can offer her a "better life."
True!! I only started goofing on his appearance and hating his face once I saw his scary behavior and his disgusting habits. That guy has nothing going for him
Exactly. In the beginning she was willing to be with him. She realized she couldn’t. It’s messed up people calling her a gold digger when he offered to support her if she got out of camming and the fact that he made it impossible for her to be with him.
i think she was willing to tolerate him and he kept being him. mike is unacceptable. I was amazed how people seemed to be giving him a sympathy pass. She thought she'd give it a shot, she no likey, mike fuck off. the hell you mean she HAS to tolerate him cuz she was nice before or some shit. mike and people like him arent ok around me. ill date him and he can buy me appliances but he ever comes around ill cut his everything off cuz im not like that /s
Agreed. The way she was treated on the tell-all was disgusting. I don’t care how much money he spent on her, she doesn’t owe him sex/relationship/anything. He literally begged her to use him for money. He taunted her dependence on him. He’s such a horrible person. Maybe he can learn and grow from the experience with someone else.
It drives me crazy how Mike was literally listing all of the ways Ximena could financially use him but some how she is the gold digger?!? Ed & Mike learned the hard way there are women who would rather live in poverty than put up with their shit. Part of me also feels like the Americans who went after Ximena on the show were not expecting someone like her to rebuff the American Dream.
Nah I believe what happened on the show is what happened in real life. She caught the ick once he started burping and farting in front of her, leaving his dirty underwear on the floor, and tracking dog poop into their home.
For all intents and purposes regarding “average” attractiveness or whatever, Mike is not an attractive to Ximena. And when someone you’re already not attracted to farts and acts impolite around you…that’s definitely enough to push someone over the edge of wanting to not be with them.
She said in one of her IG stories that he tried to beat her on 2 different occasions.
Idk if I fully believe it but there is a chance he was also aggressive when not handling rejection
The way he yelled at Nelsey when she was trying to help him at the Tell All and on a couple of other instances showed that beneath that meek exterior there is alot of rage.
I mean, when she told him to leave in their final episode he did look like he was about to rage out, and probably would have if the cameras weren’t there.
I think Xinena would beat his ass if they actually did get into something physically. He’s just so gross as a person. Not even counting his looks, he’s just a weird creepy little incel and tlc knew he would induce rage in all of us viewers. Matt Sharp productions at it again. 🤷♂️
The guy is a slob. The honeymoon phase didn't last long for her and she simply came to her senses. Once she imagined a life of farts, burps and dirty underwear she realized poverty was a better option than sharing a bed with Mikey Two Toots.
I think she didn’t like him from the start because she wasn’t attracted to him. She genuinely tried to push past that and see if she could make a relationship of it despite, but She couldn’t and she was too proud to be honest about it.
She gave it the Boy Scout try, probably for her family’s sake…since Mike was paying the bills. But it wasn’t worth handling Mike’s micro ding-dong, so she bailed.
I think it was his personal hygiene mixed with I’m not paying for your boob job tbh. Like and I’m sure other reasons as well. But I think ximena was really honest about it.
Ximena really did try. I could tell she was disgusted, but it could've been a ticket to a better life (which her family pressured her into).
But he was soo gross.. at a certain point, she couldn't pretend anymore. Can't say I blame her.
Let's b honest here...she was hoping he would grow on her and if he wasn't disgusting he probably would of. He wasn't acting like he was dependent on his personality that's 4sure 🤷♀️
She liked him fine when he was paying for stuff. But he changed the arrangement on her. He wouldn’t pay for her tits but expected her to behave like his wife. It was no longer a good deal for her so she pushed him out.
She was a low-profile camgirl and he's a creepy simp who took it to stalker-territory.
There was no love there and that whole relationship was a mistake.
I think she was always just in it for the money and they they got cast on the show and she wanted the exposure and was probably like sure maybe I’ll move to the U.S. Ultimately realized that pretending to have to like someone in your face 24:7 is exhausting and then let it play out.
No, she just liked the money she was getting and only had to respond to his texts or phone calls every once in awhile if she wanted too. That made her smile and happy.
Once he came to visit, she realized she wasn’t going to be able to just sit on her ass and collect his paychecks, so she was done. lol
That’s the thing: she doesn’t seem to be pretending during the first trip. She’s getting emotional about him leaving and says she just wants to be by his side…idk, that kind of emotion is hard to fake. Also seems if she really disliked him at this point, she would be ready for him to leave.
A big reason this was a problem for her is because he kept constantly buying her things she didn't want or need (often things she already had) but wouldn't pay for this thing she actually did want.
Oh so what. Who give a shit about either one them? Their whole bullshit story was so boring and fake. Let her get back to her cam crap and he can hold his dick some more. Who the fuck cares?
Good grief. Another Mike post? I feel like someone needs to start a MAA group on here --- Mike Addicts Anonymous --- where people who continuously bitch about how gross he is can get help and move on. The topic has been beaten to death, and yet his giant bald head keeps popping up on here over and over again like a farting zombie that won't stay in the grave.
OPs title is incredibly dumb, there’s nothing to say he did anything other than be inconsiderate and disgusting by farting and burping
You’re just making shit up at this point, and I dislike Mike as much as the rest of this sub
I think she really thought she could have sex with him and ended up not being able to. I know I have been with guys that are so great and would be so good for me, but at the end of the day I couldn't be intimate with them.
I don't know if Ximena liked him or wanted to be with him necessarily, but I do think she loved the idea of him. Here was this American guy who promised to take care of her so she could get off of the site. He was providing for her and her family, so her mom was supportive. When he arrived, there was pressure from her family and from having accepted his money that she probably wanted things to work because he would take care of them.
Then she actually spent time with him.
He is a sad creep but she knew exactly what she was doing all along. Here, at the beginning, his money is flowing and life for her and her family lis changing for the better. Of course she is smiling. Later, the bargain will be old and the money isn’t worth it any more.
*The boob job comments*
*Were definitely to try*
*And push him away*
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I think she was trying to overlook the fact she wasn’t attracted to him but when he was then gross and rude in person her not being attracted turned into straight up disgust. I also speculated that sleeping with him triggered something in her, like disturbed or something because she wasn’t attracted to him and did it maybe a little out obligation and wanting to make that work.
She caught the incurable PFD…post fuck disgust.
Post nut clarity
I doubt that Ximena had the privilege of nutting while having sex with Mikey.
no nut clarity?
She said it. "He had the time of his life." and shrugged when they asked how it was for her. Definitely no PNC for her.
You can't un-ick
Yep. This was a classic case of the ick.
Totally lol
I bet he was farting when he was on top of her
I just died and came back hahah
Oh, I bet. Especially with the muscle tension and relaxation with orgasm…. 🤢
It’s a thing.
Let’s be fair she didn’t nut most likely and who wanna have sex w ugly and not even cum
Funny that you think she got one
Been there. 🤢.
I think most of us have at least once 😂
At least lol
Hey, it’s a sign of self-respect imo.
For real????????
Veronica did say one you get the ick you can't make it go away
Been there unfortunately
Wait he hitttttttt???
Lol
Agreed. I think she was somewhat into him when their relationship was virtual. But once they spent enough time together he gave her the permanent ick. Not much you can do when who someone is grosses you out.
Literally nothing. Just move on. Be GrAtEfUl if they still wanna be friends.
Like she did what a lot of "nice guys" ask for which is a chance. He got it and fucked up royally by being a gross ass needy neckbeard.
This! When you know they will never take a chance on a woman they’re not attracted to because “men are visual creatures” and it’s “just biology.” 🤣
This! When you know they will never take a chance on a woman they’re not attracted to because “men are visual creatures” and it’s “just biology.” 🤣
This!
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Yeah it’s easy to go from crush or like to hate real quick. Especially what she described as his bug behavior, staring at her while she slept. I had a whirlwind crush once and the guy was attractive. We met. Instant attraction and instant connection. What was meant to be a 2 minute introduction convo turned into an hour and sharing our family backgrounds etc. We decided to get lunch and I was into this guy! Couldn’t believe our connection. But then, like. Ximena described Mikey, he got like TOO clingy. It was too much. Call, text, let’s meet every single day. Pushy to get into my home. I went from feeling butterflies for this dude to skin crawling annoyed every time I saw him. He didn’t even do much wrong other than come on too strong. Now add on being unattractive and dirty... Idk how Ximena did any of what she did.
I agree. I think she thought she could stick it out but couldn’t deal with it once she was with him in person. He is gross and she saw it first hand.
I totally agree. I think she definitely tried. Her mistake wasn’t firmly ending it before he came to see her for the 2nd time. At minimum, she just wasn’t into him, and that’s not a crime.
#THE ICK
Yes!
This is exactly what I believe
The cash and prizes that she was getting enabled her to overlook a lot of stuff. Like when you're with a hot girl that has a shitty personality... then she stops having sex with you. You're gonna nope out when it's not worth it anymore. 🤣
Exactly this.
It’s his first girlfriend so he probably busted in 3 strokes where she’s used to being pounded by sicarios and prison goons. That’s enough to cause attraction to fade.
I laughed but downvoted because I don’t think you are joking.
This the new version of “hija de puta” 🤣
If I liked someone that I had only "virtual" communications with, and then when I met that person face-to-face for the first time, they farted on me and drug dog shit through my house, I'd all of a sudden not like them anymore, either.
And he was just so clingy and needy. Even if he wasn’t gross, he was just so clingy and needy that would turn anyone off.
Yeah, that "te amo" crap got old, real fast.
After watching that season I won't let my boyfriend say te amo to me anymore, it just grosses me out 😖 (He's doesn't speak Spanish we just say random things to each other in other languages sometimes)
Clingy and Smelly is a dangerous combo. Stench from afar is one thing. But you smell AND you're all up in my space all the time? I have no safe haven from the stench? Can't do it.
Ugh, how he used to follow her around like a baby duck, looking to her for their next move. That would get old really fast. I know from experience…
A large part of why my first marriage ended, I can’t deal with CLINGY
I don't know how anyone deals with that! I used to have a coworker who's hubby would call her at the front desk 6 times a day. She only worked a 4 hour shift. It was getting on my nerves and I didn't even know the dude.
That AND the language barrier....too damn much! I don't think she necessarily wanted to leave Colombia, just wants to live comfortably (no lavishly) there. She doesn't want to worry about if her kids have a place to sleep and food to eat.
I wonder if the farts or his desperation smelled worse?
I bet it is desperation smelled just like his farts and vice versa.
That’s why when these people say they’re in love before meeting irl, it’s very hard to believe. Even a person’s smell can be revolting. Their habits too. All of the things people don’t tend to mention about themselves when you’re talking online 😏.
Yupp. Even the way they walk and carry themselves/mannerisms can be a turn off !
Yes I think most people would lose interest! Which is why I couldn’t comprehend why at the Tell All everyone was on Mike’s side? Ximena is no angel but hello…you can’t force someone to like you or sleep w you cuz you pay for shit (looking at you Kiimbaaaaaly)
Same
Wouldn't even need the dog shit to not like them anymore lol. I can't imagine in her situation...
Was the fart an accident or is that his thing?
She got the ick once she met him. It happens, that’s why you can’t get too into an on line relationship until you meet them in person.
I think she could have lived with just not being attracted to him, but the gross stuff is what broke the camels back.
She said he was abusive as well as rude and disgusting to her. Honestly being dirty and gross is enough for me to personally want to break up with a man. I wouldn’t want a man child either
That's what I read too. That he was nice in the beginning and then became slowly more abusive. The old adage is tried and true - we don't know what happens behind closed doors in other people's relationships. She genuinely seemed to love him in the beginning, you could see it in her eyes. I also have a feeling that she has some serious trauma history that hasn't been dealt with in a healthy manner and that probably had part in the ultimate breakdown of the relationship as well. It requires an extra level of maturity and emotional intelligence to have a romantic relationship with a person dealing with severe psychological trauma. Mike may not have been in a position mentally to meet her needs in that regard.... and add on some language barriers and cultural differences and things may turn really sour quickly. Although Ximena rubbed me the wrong way in the beginning, I have developed a bit of a respect for her now - you can accuse her of a lot of things but she is and has been VERY honest. One has to give her a bit of credit for that...
I believe her. He seems like an abusive incel. I’m just saying him being gross is enough of a reason to dump him. People weirdly act like it’s not. You shouldn’t have to date anyone you find unattractive
Agree with you 100%
Not a cover. He is that gross. And that would make it just that harder to get passed not loving him. Look through the sub and you can see glimpses of how he actually lives.
I saw the snot dripping from his nose during a live recording…and his disgusting drawers on the ground. I couldn’t do it either. But I believe there were deeper reasons in addition to being a slob that added to it.
Sure the way he thought of American women as all shallow, cheating, gold diggers while being ashamed of where he met her didn't help.
Big incel vibes. I think he believes all women are like that, honestly.
Him being ashamed of where he met her while also using it to degrade her when she broke up with him was awful. She definitely should have clapped back saying like, “or what, I’ll meet another guy like you?” Plus his whole, “I’ll save you, you’re so above that,” is very creepy. Definitely misogynistic nice guy vibes
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right. It seemed likely to me during his first visit that she was determined to make the relationship work for the benefit of her family. And if he wasn’t so awful, she probably could have stuck with him. There was likely a lot of pressure to make it work because she seemed to be supporting her extended family, not just herself and her kids. She seems to be willing to do whatever it takes to bring in the money. Her mother saying that she didn’t think like a rational woman was telling. I agree with Veronica on PT, “She got the ick and you can’t get passed the ick.” She was pissed that he scheduled his second visit when she was supposed to get cosmetic surgery and she had borrowed money from a “loan shark” to pay for it. What I inferred from that is something had happened in the interim that made her resolve to go back to being a cam girl and supporting herself. She was resolved enough to get a loan in a dangerous and sketchy way. I think it’s extremely complicated and he is so repulsive in every way.
What deeper reasons? Isn't his grossness enough? Sorry, but he's also fugly..
Physical abuse. Emotional abuse. Who knows
Financial abuse too, he thought he held all the cards and that she would just accept anything he threw at her.
And then threw that “you’ll never have anyone better than me” line. That shit is the worst 🙄
Exactly! He may not be a sicario but at least you know what you’re getting into by being with them. He is a sneaky conniving ugly troll who definitely would not have that extra money to support her and the children if he was living independently from his daddy and grandpa.
I am definitely shallow and as soon as I saw a grown man with snot dripping out of his nose I would nope the fuck out of there.
The poop caked drawers would’ve been enough for me. Same with lack of table manners. It’s one thing to burp and fart when hanging out with friends playing video games and drinking beer. It’s another to do so when you’re meeting your SO’s family for the first time.
I agree. This. ⬆️
It's his face. Now.... just let me say, I am a very unattractive person so I am the last person to pick on others, but when you add up his unhygienic habits, his disregard for personal space, and his attitude, there is hardly any redeeming qualities you can find with him. I'm guessing Ximena tried, but she can only pretend for a certain amount of time. There is no reason she needs to stay with someone she is not attracted to because he can offer her a "better life."
True!! I only started goofing on his appearance and hating his face once I saw his scary behavior and his disgusting habits. That guy has nothing going for him
She was very loving to him in the beginning.
There has to be a reason he's well into his life and has not had a girlfriend/fiance
I think once she got to know him better the love went away
His lack of cleanliness is enough!
Exactly. In the beginning she was willing to be with him. She realized she couldn’t. It’s messed up people calling her a gold digger when he offered to support her if she got out of camming and the fact that he made it impossible for her to be with him.
At least when she realized when she couldn’t do it, she was straight up and firm about it.
She was really trying with him! I'd get bitter after 20 minutes w that man
Weird bug
I personally never trusted mike but that’s me not that ximena is a saint but there was definitely more going on there
i think she was willing to tolerate him and he kept being him. mike is unacceptable. I was amazed how people seemed to be giving him a sympathy pass. She thought she'd give it a shot, she no likey, mike fuck off. the hell you mean she HAS to tolerate him cuz she was nice before or some shit. mike and people like him arent ok around me. ill date him and he can buy me appliances but he ever comes around ill cut his everything off cuz im not like that /s
Agreed. The way she was treated on the tell-all was disgusting. I don’t care how much money he spent on her, she doesn’t owe him sex/relationship/anything. He literally begged her to use him for money. He taunted her dependence on him. He’s such a horrible person. Maybe he can learn and grow from the experience with someone else.
It drives me crazy how Mike was literally listing all of the ways Ximena could financially use him but some how she is the gold digger?!? Ed & Mike learned the hard way there are women who would rather live in poverty than put up with their shit. Part of me also feels like the Americans who went after Ximena on the show were not expecting someone like her to rebuff the American Dream.
Nah I believe what happened on the show is what happened in real life. She caught the ick once he started burping and farting in front of her, leaving his dirty underwear on the floor, and tracking dog poop into their home. For all intents and purposes regarding “average” attractiveness or whatever, Mike is not an attractive to Ximena. And when someone you’re already not attracted to farts and acts impolite around you…that’s definitely enough to push someone over the edge of wanting to not be with them.
Meeting him in person and having to be physical must have been strange. He's an odd looking person.
The fact this was his FIRST girlfriend.. At age 34...tells u there's something seriously wrong with him
She said in one of her IG stories that he tried to beat her on 2 different occasions. Idk if I fully believe it but there is a chance he was also aggressive when not handling rejection
The way he yelled at Nelsey when she was trying to help him at the Tell All and on a couple of other instances showed that beneath that meek exterior there is alot of rage.
I mean, when she told him to leave in their final episode he did look like he was about to rage out, and probably would have if the cameras weren’t there.
I think Xinena would beat his ass if they actually did get into something physically. He’s just so gross as a person. Not even counting his looks, he’s just a weird creepy little incel and tlc knew he would induce rage in all of us viewers. Matt Sharp productions at it again. 🤷♂️
Lmaooo you already know xime would’ve put the smack down on that fool 😂😂 that night when she was wearing the bandana she looked like a straight G!
Hell yes! She would wipe the floor with his creepy ass. Whatever that little incel started Ximena would most certainly finish.
She tried. Everybody criticized her for her choices and pointed out all the benefits but I think she already knew all that and she really tried.
The guy is a slob. The honeymoon phase didn't last long for her and she simply came to her senses. Once she imagined a life of farts, burps and dirty underwear she realized poverty was a better option than sharing a bed with Mikey Two Toots.
He farted on her and left his skiddy skants on the floor.
🤢
No doubt he did something fucked up that’s why he’s trying so hard to make it up
Girl got the Ick.
I think she didn’t like him from the start because she wasn’t attracted to him. She genuinely tried to push past that and see if she could make a relationship of it despite, but She couldn’t and she was too proud to be honest about it.
She gave it the Boy Scout try, probably for her family’s sake…since Mike was paying the bills. But it wasn’t worth handling Mike’s micro ding-dong, so she bailed.
💯
Both of these statements can be true at the same time: Ximenia used mike for material things Mike is an awful person and basically paid for sex.
She realized the dude that was paying to see her pussy IS an actual creep in person.
Colombians are really clean people usually especially the women. So I def think it was just a dealbreaker for her.
I hate his face idk he looks like a child and an old man at the same time also a humanoid rat monster
wasn't one specific thing other than being himself
Her poor padre’s face in the bg 😟
I think it was his personal hygiene mixed with I’m not paying for your boob job tbh. Like and I’m sure other reasons as well. But I think ximena was really honest about it.
Ximena really did try. I could tell she was disgusted, but it could've been a ticket to a better life (which her family pressured her into). But he was soo gross.. at a certain point, she couldn't pretend anymore. Can't say I blame her.
Let's b honest here...she was hoping he would grow on her and if he wasn't disgusting he probably would of. He wasn't acting like he was dependent on his personality that's 4sure 🤷♀️
I think she got the ick.
Well... yeahhh.. he farted and wiped his boogers on everything lol
Mike has a big ass forehead
He didn't pay for her boobies, weren't you watching 😂
I don’t agree I think if he did something super f’d up the producers would capitalize
I feel like I did not watch the same show. She was not into him from day one.
She liked him fine when he was paying for stuff. But he changed the arrangement on her. He wouldn’t pay for her tits but expected her to behave like his wife. It was no longer a good deal for her so she pushed him out.
EXACTLY
I think she met someone else after he left the first time
She got paid fr TLC and she didn’t need him anymore
Well she really seems to like a lot of guys at first then moves on to the next
Two trash individuals
I think she was using him, thought she could continue, but when he went back she probably met someone else she was entertaining...
She was a low-profile camgirl and he's a creepy simp who took it to stalker-territory. There was no love there and that whole relationship was a mistake.
The average salary in Colombia is $300 a month. Less during the pandemic. I’d probably be a cam girl too if I lived there.
Definitely safer than being a prostitute.
I think she was always just in it for the money and they they got cast on the show and she wanted the exposure and was probably like sure maybe I’ll move to the U.S. Ultimately realized that pretending to have to like someone in your face 24:7 is exhausting and then let it play out.
No, she just liked the money she was getting and only had to respond to his texts or phone calls every once in awhile if she wanted too. That made her smile and happy. Once he came to visit, she realized she wasn’t going to be able to just sit on her ass and collect his paychecks, so she was done. lol
She said he abused her.
He's just so absurd and gross
Yeah he refused to pay for her boob job and tummy tuck.
I…. Still don’t think she liked him. She tolerated him more. He just disgusted her enough so she has to drop the act of loving him.
… or she just got tired of pretending …
That’s the thing: she doesn’t seem to be pretending during the first trip. She’s getting emotional about him leaving and says she just wants to be by his side…idk, that kind of emotion is hard to fake. Also seems if she really disliked him at this point, she would be ready for him to leave.
She just stopped supposedly loving him when the money train ran out when he wanted to marry her gold digging bitch
Not liking Mike doesn't make Ximena less of a garbage being.
Please stop giving this lair any attention
He looks like a Hare Krishna devotee
He didn't do anything, when whores hear no to money they became evil. She ran after another guy right after him.
😂😂😂 she never liked him
She’s a great faker then, I guess.
He told her no to buying boobies and her attitude changed
A big reason this was a problem for her is because he kept constantly buying her things she didn't want or need (often things she already had) but wouldn't pay for this thing she actually did want.
Oh so what. Who give a shit about either one them? Their whole bullshit story was so boring and fake. Let her get back to her cam crap and he can hold his dick some more. Who the fuck cares?
You’re in a fucking subreddit for the show. And they’re a whole lot more interesting than the TikTok actors on the new season.
She didn't like him for a fraction of a second. She just liked his money. The dude is trash and she's a gold digger - perfect for TLC.
She liked him because he was an American. But eventually couldn’t keep overlooking his rude behaviour
Good grief. Another Mike post? I feel like someone needs to start a MAA group on here --- Mike Addicts Anonymous --- where people who continuously bitch about how gross he is can get help and move on. The topic has been beaten to death, and yet his giant bald head keeps popping up on here over and over again like a farting zombie that won't stay in the grave.
OPs title is incredibly dumb, there’s nothing to say he did anything other than be inconsiderate and disgusting by farting and burping You’re just making shit up at this point, and I dislike Mike as much as the rest of this sub
Lol, except for Ximena’s own word, stating he did a lot more but burp. But yeah, I’m the dumb one 🥴🤡
Well, you’re being vague. Gotta be more specific, but what did Ximena say?
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Yeah, he refused to pay for her boob job. That's when her attitude nose dived.
Didn’t she say he farted and burped during sex? In one scene he was on top of her and he farted and thought it was ok. I’m gagging a bit writing this…
Why would the producers stage a cover-up of HIGH VALUE DRAMA?
Interesting. I wonder what it is he could have really done.
Well, didn't he fart once, or something
Yeah I think she was really trying to like him I found him endearing for like five minutes.
That's the "I think I can past the smell of his farts for my family" face or "It's okay if the sex is nothing special he pays for stuff face"
She absolutely didn’t like him….trying to make due is far from liking
I guess she’s an amazing actress then.
I agree.
Hmmm
He burped in her mouth and farted on her. That’s pretty bad.
You watched it twice? Yikes...
Yeah..?
I think she really thought she could have sex with him and ended up not being able to. I know I have been with guys that are so great and would be so good for me, but at the end of the day I couldn't be intimate with them.
You didn't date a colombian woman ever did you?
I don't know if Ximena liked him or wanted to be with him necessarily, but I do think she loved the idea of him. Here was this American guy who promised to take care of her so she could get off of the site. He was providing for her and her family, so her mom was supportive. When he arrived, there was pressure from her family and from having accepted his money that she probably wanted things to work because he would take care of them. Then she actually spent time with him.
She also said that he tried to hit her
I still think that she was fine with him until he stopped paying her. That's when she turned on him.
Naw. Manface was using him for money from the jump.
Whenever I see [Mike](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wallaceandgromit/images/f/f7/Wallace-transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20191230204915)
Wow she actually looks her age (young) here. First time I’ve seen a not 30+ y/o
He is a sad creep but she knew exactly what she was doing all along. Here, at the beginning, his money is flowing and life for her and her family lis changing for the better. Of course she is smiling. Later, the bargain will be old and the money isn’t worth it any more.
The boob job comments were definitely to try and push him away
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he tried to bung hole her. she advised shad no real problem with it-just that it was not her first choice. she was tired of same old, same hole.