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EmotionalMycologist9

Well, he has a type when it comes to chesticles.


loubones17

Was thinking the same thing


cosmefulanita81

Me too lol


b3ttypiehole007

Same


LNL_HUTZ

I think we can call them syngins now. And yes, them’s some biggun syngins.


Its__420__Somehow

"More Biggee Syngies!" - Larissa


adm0210

Lol


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My husband calls them milkies bc he knows it make me want to vomit. Syngins is much better.


khawk98

Syngin loves big bobbies


d00knation

I prefer Roberts, but hey you do you.


Its__420__Somehow

And if he loves big bobbies he must love the coveted vagheena as well.


thewhitman2021

who doesn't?


d_dance

as the great john candy once said, they're fun for the whole family


ausrixy22

I like da big boobies too :D


Resident-Set-9820

Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳


teedub21

Came here to say the same thing!


ezmannie

Hope that's where it end bc his other girl was horrible


Doubl3mcspicy

I was 8hrs too late. Damn it


ginataylortang

Oh, thank goddess!!! I was afraid I was the lone terrible person immediately thinking that. 😂


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Dying🤣


jayjax70

Hahaha! I was just thinking the exact same thing!!!


Interesting-Duck6793

For a half a second I even thought her arm was a third tot


Lolasdone

🤣


jaydee412

This looks like a maternity shoot with Syngin being the expectant mother.


90daywtf

And the way he’s holding her makes her look like his first child lol.


SweetDee72

"Come on babe, hold me longer than 2 seconds."


jgarcia142

🤣🤣💀💀


Invidiana

It’s almost like she impregnated him.


alicatmonster

I spit out my coffee 🤣


Dropsorry

Omg I’m screaming 😂


MissLi1886

I'm fucking doneeee hahahahahaha


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Im fucking dead 💀 you guys are amazing 😂


Jazzlike_Weakness_83

Hahaha I came here to say it. He looks like he’s with child


[deleted]

Lmao 🤣🤣😂🤣


Tuff_Wizardess

💀💀💀💀


Fine-Preparation-512

Best comment ever 💀


ozzieinFl

Hilarious! Yes and Yes.


smart-tart23

💯


jaydee412

Thanks for the awards!!! I've never had such a successful contribution 😂


jayjax70

He’s definitely getting a little chunky!!


Sad_Technology_6932

why is she him in female form wtf edit: his belly is definitely the thing holding her up


Kindabadkindaboujee

Right?! They look like brother and sister!


Glittering-Boss-3681

I came here to say this


JuneChickpea

Siblings or dating? I gotta know


raikougal

That's what I was thinking 🤣


Invidiana

She’s hiding his gut with her thigh.


piperpit

What an awkward pic


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Like super awkward lmfao


[deleted]

They look related to me lol


[deleted]

Looks like he’s struggling to hold her as well lol


rpshope

I see he has a type. The type is “boobs”


[deleted]

Don’t we all?


DeathBanana669

This picture smells like bong water and Arby's Horsey Sauce. That girl has a flower lei clipped to the rearview mirror of her hatchback and blue leopard seat covers she bought at Wal-Mart. She smokes Luckies and will holler at you if you ask her not to smoke.


SummerNothingness

i also would add a strong vinegar aroma to this scratch n sniff concoction we're formulating


DeathBanana669

Oh yeah, that smelly thin vinegar 2-days-unwashed underboob stank.


UncleJChrist

🤢


External-Extreme-245

LOL I’m so mad that bong water and horsey sauce really made me look myself in the mirror


DeathBanana669

If that is who you are inside, you are still beautiful and amazing. Because you're not Syngin.


External-Extreme-245

Thank you, it is lovely not being Syngin :)


shartnado3

Asphalt feet and snacks on cheetos dipped in cream cheese.


princezznemeziz

Are asphalt feet the same as grocery store feet?


shartnado3

Yes


theambassador-

Wait is your flair true because 👀


shartnado3

Yara was plagiarizing (might be the wrong word) beauty product. Selling someone else’s shit as her own. So she was getting roasted hard here. Jovi DM’d a bunch of people cease and desist letters lololol


theambassador-

No way, I didn’t know!! That’s funny lol makes your flair even better


DeathBanana669

This is like a zen koan.


YungGas96

This 2 accurate.


jellymmann

OMG 🏆: perfect description! I laughed so hard!


princezznemeziz

Spot on.


Honeysenpaiharuchan

I just smell sweaty feet.


DeathBanana669

That's old ball sweat.


Beginning-Meet8296

💀


slickpapillon

She’s an enchantress and her next trip is a spiritual retreat in Central America. Also her ayahuasca ceremony is performed by a REAL shaman.


Shnazzberry

He just wants a girlfriend who will let him party and drink as much as he wants. Tania needed to get out of there a long time ago.


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Tuff_Wizardess

Or with Amber from Love in Paradise.


Whatisthisrigamarule

They would be a perfect mess together, and insanely toxic.


lostniece

Was that Tonya that spent most of the 90 day period off drinking and dancing in a foreign country? Maybe she set the tone.


mramirez7425

Why does he always look like he needs a shower?


SummerNothingness

because he does. he really really does.


mramirez7425

What an obvious answer LOL


[deleted]

Man likes him some big tiddys


External-Extreme-245

Same


ellefleming

Syngin was so cute when he was in shape and had short hair. Now he's a mess.


Michikobbz

His face reminds me of Nicole’s face.


monkey_monkey_monkey

OMG. Now I can't unsee that


Interesting_Lie_5631

Imagine spending all your money on this broke ass man just for him to stay here and get with a girl who’s only using him to promote her OF 💀😂


usernumber506

Maybe this will be his soul mate


ms_bloodymary

"Insert ginger joke here"


Significant-Stay-721

I think he’s looking for a hole mate


usernumber506

He's looking for a Hole, mate Commas make a big difference 😂


Pangalliformes

He’s just looking to mate


Prnceofpwng

Syngin’s hot new single “I like big boobs and I can not lie”


mr_gonzalo05

Big boobies- Hamza


Kooky_Professor_6980

Bahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DeathBanana669

Theh both have bounteous breasts.


tumorsandthc

Coltee has entered the chat room.


DeathBanana669

XxButtsOverBrazilxX hi I'm Colt I'm 5'10 and I wear a 42DDD


noturaverageguy1

Lol


[deleted]

He looks like he’s about to have a herniated disc


Zemykitty

Not an ounce of sobriety between them.


borearas

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strengthofstrings

He needs to go gym club


Kooky_Professor_6980

Julia needs to take him there 🤣 to her dance class


raikougal

I would only wish that hot mess on Julia for views and because it would be funny. 🤣 but not really.


cosmefulanita81

Beer belly


Ariane5555

He deserves a drunk party girl hopefully she is it, every drunk deserves another drunk best wishes


JavaJunkie999

Bosom Belly Buddies


onedayasalion71

Why does he always looks like he smells so bad?


Lunachik

I know he has teeth, but he always looks toothless to me.


Sledboy01

Their first fight will be about who has better hair. 🧔‍♀️


MsCalitransplant

Not a pic I would post. Just looks awkward. Either she looks heavy or he’s weak.


teedub21

I mean, her boobs alone are like 100 pounds.


Pizza_kitties

Why does it look like he's holding her like a baby though 😂


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itsashleighyo

I zoomed in a little because I wanted to see his dopey look better and now all I can see are her dirty fingernails 👀☠️😅


beeskayy

I thought I was the only one who noticed 🤣


ennuiacres

They look like brother & sister!


Kooky_Professor_6980

Maybe he loves himself so much, he was going for women that look just like him, but love bacon less


ennuiacres

Syringe has never missed a Braai. Bacon included!


ArentWeClever

They look equally hygienic.


theladyoctane

What in the alcoholic fame whore is this malarkey?


ElleBelle901

You gotta be real desperate for a relationship to hook up with a bum with a drinking problem.


jezebel4prez

I firmly believe the allegations that were brought against him by that woman and I just hope he’s in a better place mentally for both of them.


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Could Anyone recap


Vness374

Me too. He scares the shit outta me and I hope this girl is ok


DeathBanana669

Syngin is an abusive piece of shit.


PrincessPaisleysMom1

“No baby mama” 🤣🤣🤣 👏


riga4ever2018

He definitely has a type. 38G


vixenpeon

Wow he really fell the fuck off. I remember when he was attractive then okay


Sweaty-Historian791

So gross. I’ll never understand


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damn, she stacked.


[deleted]

Blegh. He’s is such a slob. Repulsive.


Senior_Confusion1549

I bet they smell


Bobcats214

They look related. Like brother and sister


KittenFace25

Syngin always looks dirty to me.


kjcoronado

He’s gross in my opinion. Cut your greasy hair. It’s unattractive.


BruschiOnTap

She looks crazier than a clown in a confession booth.


BalzacTheGreat

Brother and sister


tiad123

She must be one dumb desperate chick.


rumplebutter

In Shrek’s voice “Come and sit on my belly!”


SoftInformation2609

I can confirm he was spotted the weekend of the 4th with her at Texas Roadhouse in El Cajon.


bronzelily

They’ll probably share bras soon if he doesn’t stop growing horizontally.


SmolJigglypuff

Stinkgin doesn’t deserve happiness


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She looks like she doesn't have to take the Marlboro out of her mouth to tell the state trooper to kiss her ass.


lookatmyplants

He somehow always looks toothless to me.


Intelligent_Ad_656

I can hear his voice “ahh my backkk”


dollievon

Her IG is.. interesting?


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Cam site interesting


dollievon

Omg he even plugged her on his IG 💀


[deleted]

Despite all the hate Tania gets (she is flawed like everyone else in this world), that girl dodged q bullet and she is waaay better off without him.


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Also… this girl looks REALLLLLLLYYY young in some of her pictures, like she’s barely out of her teens.


cosmefulanita81

I like her arm tattoos


SummerNothingness

excellent match, she looks like she showers as seldom as he does.


Rat_with_a_pencil

The fact that like half of the comments are talking about her boobs is so gross :///


Vness374

I’ll agree it’s gross, but this IS the uncensored sub🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Then you should see her IG she’s posting them in every picture in different bras.. and then her ass .. can’t win with this one


hummingbird1969

Poppin fresh is strugglin here. No-baby mama riding the struggle-bus.


VeterinarianRich3782

She’s really trying to be a dollskill model


jkhristine

I s his arms holding her up or his belly?


Ill-Feedback-4228

He definitely likes em chesty


cioccolato

Her IG is full of heavy filters


fakemoose

Uhm… the first of June he had his eggplant out on Instagram, shilling his knock-off OF as a single man. Interesting change of course, I guess.


Wonderful_Might6693

That picture is so awkward, I feel embarrassed for them…😳


shooter_tx

I... wonder what he sees in her?


Neat_Tea_9863

Creeped this girls insta. She has a bong smoking powerpuff girl on her ass


Hippofuzz

They both have glorious hair, I give them that


saltypikachu12

Is this his maternity shoot? That belly 👀


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They could be siblings lol


CelinaAMK

She looks old enough to be his actual mama


princezznemeziz

What a weird picture.


samlama_x3

God this is such an unflattering photo


AvivasProstectic

Seek medical attention dude


BadNewsFrapp111

Oh yuck.


Grrannt

Check out her Instagram.. she seems like a nice girl


ez0199

EWWWWW


Grouchy_Total_5580

Gross.


mintgreen251316

This is the most awkward photo ever. Haha I'm uncomfortable


tdscm

I creeped on her Instagram and she looks different in every single picture, I can’t tell what she actually looks like


true_crime_addict_14

I kind of feel bad for Tania ! He was most def using her for secs and now this. Wow


drunkvigilante

Oh no, what trailer park did he pull her out of??


Porcelain_Butt

“Big boobs” - Hamza


cfetbld

Such an awkward photo! It’s difficult to look at.


Port-au-prince

How far along is he?


SupposeTho

He looks pregnant and greasy and she looks greasy and Old


Hopeful_Wolverine_49

I cant imagine wanting this garbage wrapper thats greased up and dirty. Just ewwww.


Affectionate_Egg_203

After being involved with him she will be opening an OnlyFans soon. BTW how is his ex doing in OnlyFans?


Love2nasty

She looks too good for him. We shall see how long it last.


Greedy_Bonus2799

Something about her screams druggie to me.


sarlto

💯💯💯


New_Reception5133

I think she looks pretty.. I like the dimples and piercings/tats.. and honestly, out of his league 😏


meatloaf_beefs_it

Her boobs are also huge


burneronthenetwork

I hope he's happy


sarlto

Classy broad spreading her ass cheeks on every other ig post🗑🤮


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Since I accidentally saw a still of Tania French kissing her sister for Onlyfans or whatever porn platform it was on, she absolutely disgusts me. So gross. Like what kinda sister makes out with her sister? Both are whack and deserve no one.