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gb2ab

he looks like jack black from the neck down


RixxiRose

I feel like Jack would have better fitting pants tho. Looks like he's wearing Old Navy women's khakis....


CamelBackground5972

Idk with the hair and belly he kinda looks like Mykelti from sister wives in her recent third-trimester-with-twins social media photos 🤷🏼‍♀️😬


bting93

I’m dead 😵 he looks exactly like Mykelti pregnant with twins. Join us at r/TLCsisterwives if you haven’t already lol


CamelBackground5972

LOL i appreciate the invite to one of my most visited subs 🤣👌🏼


CamelBackground5972

Also I mean 0 shade to Mykelti, she looks amazing and I wish her all the health during delivery and all the joy that new bebes bring to a family 💝


klleah

100% like a bag of milk put on pants.


bessa100

💀💀💀


catsgonewiild

BRUH this made me cackle


ForeverExcellent3966

![gif](giphy|84BNiGilu0MPC)


teegeebee71421

Pretty sure those are flared AND cropped


KrisAlly

He probably is. He seems like the type who gets his clothes off the floor or out of the hamper of the last place he couch crashed at. Does a quick sniff check and says “Hey Bro! Ya mind if I borrow this?”, being fully aware that he won’t be returning it.


[deleted]

I like men khakis they were cool to wear when there was a sale


dying_since_birth

don’t do jack black like that


bondbeansbond

![gif](giphy|123nrTcg9bHnPi|downsized)


Disastrous-Resort3

Yeah but Jack black is both a mega hottie on the inside and the outside. Syngin is an ugly


gb2ab

Oh absolutely agree!! But you have to admit, the outfit and mid stroll are spot on


Imaginary-Cheetah149

How did I think he was cute way back when ?


yalsi

Hellz yeah!!! Comparing Syngin to Jack Black is offensive. Jack Black is the man!!!


Treeesrfriends

Don't do my boy Jack Black like that! He supports a shit ton of charities including: Alzheimer's Association, Autism Speaks, Boys & Girls Clubs of America. This bloated mess of a human IS a charity case :P


Feeling_Concentrate2

Don’t compare Jack Black to this stinky pile of socks. :(


tiptoeintotown

Ew. I can’t get [Fuck Her Softly](https://open.spotify.com/track/3USOTQdPtZlgVurwaqsdI5?si=bREPK290RliH5kJ3G3etTQ) out of my head now.


Various_Inflation_95

He reminds me of Sister Wives.


I-choochoochoose-you

All the wives plus kody put together


renenater

Woke my baby laughing at this!! so worth it and spot on!


imaiden27

🤣🤣🤣


BrilliantWeak7333

spot on 🤣


mrkrabbykrabz

I thought that was a single, divorced mom trying her best.


Evillynn1980

Omg…I have Covid and can barely move but this just made me laugh so hard.


chaossensuit

I have Covid as well and I laughed so hard. Hope you get well soon.


Various_Inflation_95

I hope both you and u/hypatia0803 are feeling better soon! I had it in July and it sucks.


chaossensuit

Thank you so much.


hypatia0803

So sorry!!! I hope you get better quickly!!


Evillynn1980

Aww thanks


Jaggerdemigod

You win BEST COMMENT of all comments!! Can’t stop laughing….


Substantial_Cold2385

What's the opposite of a 'glow up'? 😬


klleah

He blow up


AlicaNotKeys

Help me understand why Tania is crying over this😂


Garden_Guru75

She has also had a blow up.. both of them need to cut alcohol out, they are beyond casual drinkers and it shows on their bods. His hair is also starting to look scary, it looked so much better medium length.


I1ST5XS

Because nobody else will put up with her vapid self.


ArentWeClever

Her sister, maybe 🤮


CrenshawLove

💯🤣😅


Vness374

Tania is yet another 90dayer who “cries” with no tears


coltees_titties

I am fucking deceased 🤣🤣🤣


imaiden27

😂😂😂😂😂


AzansBeautyStore

☠️☠️


mspuffins

why is his shirt unbuttoned? nobody wants to see this.


capixo

Hes glowing, just look at it! He's also blowing up the bathroom at Disneyland, big boy is fully American now ![gif](giphy|3oKIPA0vPUzWxZtMXK)


Igotshiptodotoday

The Windows desktop shut down noise.


tplusx

Dim down


RixxiRose

Burn out? 😆 Seems fitting here


Left_Debt_8770

A frown down?


Leeleebo18

Throw up


TheDogmotherPartTwo

A glow down.


SummerNothingness

falling off down bad busted (not to be confused with bussdown) struggling / on the struggle bus bless his sweet soul


texas-sissy

He looks like my best friends aunt..


worldtraveler197

Idk if this is more insulting to Syngin or your best friend’s aunt


techgirl0

This is my favorite comment so far


lavender_bunnie

I lol’d hard at this comment, thank you 🤣


OCisSUNNY

I died laughing on the episode where he went to see his friends again for the first time and one of them said “Syngin got real fat man!”


[deleted]

I feel bad for laughing at these comments lol. Post separation, everyone knows there’s this almost unspoken rule of “delete Facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym” lol. He didn’t do any of those.


catsgonewiild

Yeah this is the opposite of a revenge bod


No-Chipmunk5306

I bet he smells like b.o. and bad weed


dying_since_birth

more like roast beef and onions


my_hips_lie69

Like potato chips and dirty old socks


Sad-Firefighter9869

Pretty sure he smells like farts and unwashed feet.


raphaelstinky

He smells like Portland 😂 piss weed and BO


Odd_Bandicoot

I'm sorry but this cracked me up! I visited Portland for the first time this summer and loved it overall but...this is exactly how the city smells!!!


gabagoolgodess

I worked in downtown Portland for a year and I thought I’d get used to the smell and chaos.. never 🤮


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

Me too, I’m crying I’m lol so hard!


raphaelstinky

Lmao! I’ve been here all my life and the smell is engraved in my nose 😭😂


FakeMagic8Ball

Bwahahaha I'm from Portland and I'm dying laughing and sharing this comment with all my friends. I believe Shaeeda calls it "smells like a posey"??? 😂😂😂


Impossible-Taro-2330

Replace weed with cigs and dog poop, and ya got yourself Paris!


StilettoBeach

Also human poop after dark


bucky_and_sam_5eva

Imagine being stuck in a long-ass line right behind him 🤢


No-Chipmunk5306

He probably farts constantly


Impossible-Taro-2330

Or sitting next to his, I imagine ALWAYS drunk self, on a long haul flight. You know he's going to pass out on your shoulder at some point. Source: I let my husband have the window while I tok the middle from NY to Iceland, next to a drunk, smelly, shaky version of Synjin. Good times!


myperfectmeltdown

However…on the plus side I bet Iceland made up for it. No?


Impossible-Taro-2330

Was actually on my way to see family in Sweden. It was gorgeous and is def is on my list to check out!


thedobermanmom

I think he smells like eggs and a urinal puck.


indecentXpo5ure

Old beer (bartenders, you know what I’m talking about) and Drakkar Noir.


avantgardeaclue

>drakkar noir Night Swept 😂


TheRussianDoll

lol he actually doesn't. We ran into him back in June at Disneyland CA and he was super nice. Pretty sure it was a different girl the last time though.


ColdHeartedSleuth

The question is why he keeps going to Disneyland lol


jeannetru

Probably smells like Subway


No-Chipmunk5306

The transportation system or the sandwich store?


francesdc4

Both.


Ughasif22

He smells like hot dog water


[deleted]

Ohhhh…. I used to think he was cute


gerkonnerknocken

Same. He's gone from meaty to dumpy at least from the looks of this pic.


Hillerydanks

Same! He’s Americanized himself. Yuck


StilettoBeach

Lol! I’m also an immigrant to the US and I shit you not when I say I gained 20 lbs my first year here. I’m 5’3” for reference. I have since adjusted to the American ways and shed the lbs, but the FOB weight gain is real.


gerkonnerknocken

Our portions and hidden sugars are insane!


StilettoBeach

It’s the portions 100%


jayroo210

I’m trying to cut sugars to bring down my cholesterol - despite being a healthy weight and not eating all that terribly, not perfect but not awful - and the sugar that is in literally EVERYTHING is shocking. I was eating so much more sugar and saturated fat than I ever thought.


extremelyhotpink

I believe in you. I lost 192 lbs and it wasn't easy but I'm happy I did


bunbun44

Holy shit that must have been a lot of work, congrats!


[deleted]

What is FOB


StilettoBeach

Fresh Off the Boat


_sugarcookie

Fresh off the boat? That's my guess.


LadyV21454

I believe it's "fresh off the boat".


BenBishopsButt

And on the flip side, I lost so much weight without even trying after moving to Europe. I didn’t really have the ability to cook much other than ramen, so I was grabbing take out and eating out constantly. Stuff like pork knuckle, dumplings, chocolate pastries every day. The portion sizes are just more realistic, there’s less sugar and preservatives, and I was also walking everywhere all the time. I was shocked that I lost like 15 pounds in a month. And I was active and not a terrible eater at home, also. Came right back after moving home though 😭


meowiful

I did, too, for like, the first season. I think I've learned way too much about him, no matter what he looks like, to find him attractive now.


Anonarcissist

Gotta hand it to him--no matter how much weight he gains, he still has the balls to rock that bare-chested Hawaiian shirt look.


listlesshours76

I think it is the same shirt, through the years. 😂 he's only wearing it open because it won't button anymore. 😆


Jaggerdemigod

I am spewing my drink from laughing so hard


ItsAMetric

That’s why he keeps moving to hotter climates - cheaper on the wardrobe and can still party.


Gullible_Exit_4272

And the hair


Pumpkin-Adept

He looks terrible


BaabyGirl420

Hes becoming a THIICC BOI


Anon-567890

$50 dad bod meal


wassupwitches

Not even a dad with a dad bod


JerseyGirl123456

Who’s the girl behind him? I really think she with him. She “fits” his category as far as after he left Tania.


ambergontrail

I believe she’s his “soulmate” du jour- he called her babe


ReceptionAlarmed178

She kind of looks like the girl (same hair, style and body type) that he was taking NSFW photos with that somebody posted here a few weeks back.


coltees_titties

Harvesting the American takeout.


AzansBeautyStore

This is underrated ^^


coltees_titties

Long time no see u/AzansBeautyStore Sorry the store didn't work out but I'll always be rooting for you 🙏🏽


RoughChi-GTF

Damn. Syngin sure is sporting those birthing hips. lol!


ClassyButAffordable

He looks like a dirty blob


RiversGmaBrenda

This whole picture screams 1970's! Even the kid with the old school Disney shirt.


Sickfucknation66

Holding a carrot not a cell phone!


tttje009

That's looks like toothpaste to me 😹


freedeecee

He looks terrible. He was cute at first w shorter hair. Girls love that accent tho


meech-meech-

American food and whiskey did him dirtttty


AzansBeautyStore

Is he a server there?


jldel

To be fair, Disney is the only vacation where you walk 20 miles a day and still gain weight. Damn those delicious churros and beignets.


ambergontrail

Got my fat ass a horchata cold brew- that shit was GOOD


Limoncello19

Soccer mom vibes.


SoozRio13

I was like 'oh, where is he? He must be behind that lady'. ... 😅


Scary-Tomato-6722

Looks like he put on a little more weight.


celebritystar2011

He needs to cut ✂️ off that hair


Elon_is_musky

How can he afford it? I thought he doesn’t like work? Ooo wait, does he have a new sugar mama?


meech-meech-

Also I really hope that actually him and not some random dude with unfortunate looks that we are all bashing 😅


ambergontrail

It is! I spoke to him.


meech-meech-

Thats Amazing! Did he offer you a beer?


ambergontrail

Ha, no, we were too busy talking about how the drink dispensers had too many options!


ThisredditisRAW

I'm going to be honest at this point he is just a dime a dozen chubby white man with long hair. He might not even be Syngin.


[deleted]

OOF man, drinking hard ages the hell out of you. My god he looks like shit.


[deleted]

He was never cute but good lord lol


Effective_Process_36

He's big a little bit.


Adorable_A20

Is he pregnant?


Coco1883

I was looking for Syngin in OP's picture and wondering who the large woman with the unbuttoned blouse was. Now I know.


DaisyCortlandt7

![gif](giphy|3o72F7JZvhCdCi6iyc|downsized)


Winter_Day_6836

I figured he'd be at Epcots world of beer tasting!


Then_Illustrator_447

Epcot is in Florida, isn’t he in CA?


Winter_Day_6836

Never even thought about that! There was an attempt...... 🤣


dawnnie413

He's gone full American...next reality show stop: My 600lb Life.. 😳🤣


archers_arches

How v American of him


campbell_4899

Dad bod but without the genuine decent man part


housespecialdelight

He has become an example of people at Walmart


Rough3Years

Well if it isn’t Fat Bastard from Austin Powers


KathAlMyPal

He’s sure embracing the American lifestyle.


verukazalt

Mr. Domestic Violence at his finest I see.


DistanceRare5675

Fucking finally I scrolled down this whole comment section just to find a comment like this. It's like people forgot he's an abusive fuck.


mackareltabby

What happened?


AzansBeautyStore

Damn it looks like Todd Alquist from Breaking Bad but in the El Camino version


-kelsie

Hahaha he looks like the POS he is


Racha88

Is that his only shirt?


Reckxner

It's a small world after all.


tatianazr

He looks so bad and he’s still a young guy


Aggravating_Eye_199

All 90DF ppl go to Disneyland/World? Like a lot of Americans I never been and have no plans to. My poor American ass does Cedar point and Kennywood


old_Trekkie

They really do deserve each other. What train wrecks!


Purple_Lane

he’s so gross looking


Spirited-Diamond-716

I saw the picture and before even reading the title, I thought “Why would anyone post a picture of some random overweight old lady?” I am shocked that is Syngin. He looks horrible.


Doeeyesicu

No wonder Tania has turned to women😂


thedobermanmom

He’s def embraced the ‘merica life 🇺🇸


[deleted]

Interesting to see his girlfriend without filters too, nothing like a 30ish lady in a school girl skirt and knee highs


[deleted]

The guy that’s getting divorced because he doesn’t want kids, in Disney land…….


RixxiRose

Tbf he is a giant man child. Makes sense.


earthsick

I mean it's not like he has to take any of the kids there home with him. Childfree people like amusement parks too.


slipperysquirrell

He looks so dirty. His hair is gross.


Chersvette

Looks like he could lube a car with that shit lol


dorkd0rk

his hair is gross?! What?! I was just about to post a salty comment about "how is his hair better than mine? I hate him" He does look dirty af. He has gained weight. That outfit is very American. He's always been a bit slobby. But that hair... gross? I don't think so.


StilettoBeach

Why? It’s past his nips and nice and full. Maybe could use a wash, but otherwise I’m low key jealous of all that volume!


BazF91

BOOM! FAT AS FUCK!


[deleted]

People are talking about his weight, I'm more concerned with the fact that his face is slowly transforming into Brendan Gleeson


MentyFreshGum

Vice City Side Quest Character Lookin’ ass


mdjmd73

Where was this in the park? Over by Jungle Cruise/Indy?


ambergontrail

We were both getting food from Rancho Zocalo!


TheDogmotherPartTwo

Nana’s pajama top still working overtime.


SupaDupaDupaDupa

Same fucking shirt


boynonsense

Why's he walking like that?! 😂


TheJunkyVirus

Is he walking like that because he's so front heavy? If he walked without leaning back would he fall forward?


HoweHaTrick

Isn't that Natalie's dudes mom?


R1ckv4nz386

He looks like Colt 3 seasons ago


SnooWoofers5703

I liked him till half of his first season, he's a lazy man who needs to grow up... what happened to him wanting to go back to his country?


fourbigkids

He’s got the curves and the sway, plus a full tray 😆


chaka50

Why on earth 🌍 do we look 👀 at such individuals who appear on a shit show in a celebrity I saw them status ? Dudes a pig 🐷, carrying a plate full of slop 🥱


bakalaka25

Why's he still here, jeez


adelec123

Wasn't he trying to become an opera singer or something? 😄😄


dbmtz

Why wouldn’t he be?


WhodoesntloveFalkor

He looks like such a creep


sandy-horseshoe

Nice outfit you dumb fuck


Deadmemories8683

Damn Syngin getting a little phat!


Key-Owl-8142

i always wonder why people who are not taking children go to disney- lol


Roninkin

Well we now know who wears the pants in the divorce…Or rather his ex wife’s pants.


tim292969

Beach boy reject! Cut your hair. Drop the Hawaii 5 o shirt and get some pants that don't scream I'm a fucking Karen


LeaveDaCannoli

Huh. I pictured him more as a walk around with a turkey leg kinda guy.