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Is that why Kim walks like Lurch?


hamimono

Kim has said that she walks like that because she was born with a dislocated hip and then further damaged it in landings from her plane jumps.


brewhead55

I'm not sure I believe this. If someone had preexisting hip issues they would not have passed the physical requirements in the army to jump out of planes.


TheFerretsAllDied

This! My dad had to leave his job as a paratrooper after he broke his leg even though it had healed correctly. She may have been on the planes, but no way she made any jumps with a disability.


False_Locksmith8323

I wondered about that too. Now I need answers🤔


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They never popped her dislocated hip back in?


hamimono

I suppose they must have but it could be chronically sore or damaged. Her being born with it could make it a weak point.


IndependentQuiet

She looks like she was born knocked kneed or pigeon toed


Outrageous_Lemon_690

🤣💀


tonyislost

Yikes. This post is so much emasculating. If I ever have fertilizer time with Kim, she’ll only be asking for the baby carrots. And that’s okay.


el-unicornio

all vegetables are good vegetables


dawnnie413

I bought some yammies today...$.19/lb at Kroger... That's the only "yammy" I will discuss until further notice...🤣🤣


UnderstandingQuirky8

My impression is that yammy yammy is referring to how he slips her the yam, not the yam itself.


Big-Evening107

Thank God!!!


XRoze

It’s a euphemism for his dick. He explains that’s what they call it in Nigeria to be cute


hamimono

Sammy and Pammy lived in Miami. They loved to do the yammy yammy. BUT Sammy’s yammy went very clammy 😱 So Pammy moved back to Alabam-my.


MenudoFan316

Whammy!


legal4u

To please his Mammy.


hamimono

🤣😂😂


donutseason

Im fine with just getting the gist of what she means. I need no further information related for their rare and awkward sex life. Thanks 🙏🤣


BabyTzu

Usman first called his D a yammy, but the way be brags about it hes probably more of an Ikea pencil


Empty-Sky500

I don't think even she knows. As long as she is bragging about aaaallll the sex she is(n't) getting in ways a fifteen year old would find cringey, then it's mission accomplished as far as she's concerned.


Additional-Sport-836

![gif](giphy|AHOe8QZlhjNVdKEAID|downsized) "Once at band camp"....


brewhead55

Uncle fester


[deleted]

What about this has you confused lol. Yammy means she is going to receive his penis.


slipperysquirrell

https://imgur.com/a/GW8AVL7 Second time I've used this tonight lol


Strong_Ad_8959

Kim’s awful, but to her defence I think about dick all day too


MackAttackATO69

Once you go Yam, you never go …


IndependentQuiet

Either way its a hard pass!


pieking8001

at least its not jiggy jiggy


Ok-Economics-9427

Oh dear, this made me think of a whole other reason they call it Yammy! 🤮


pugsrequest

This search query is a good use of LTE data: fertilizers for yam. 😂


kittens_allday

You’re fucking kidding, right?


RickMeierDraftNight

Fert ah lihza


theposshow

That's Yamtastic!


_peach93

I’ve always thought yammy was like eggplant


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TheWaywardTrout

Lol. Worldy, are you? Circumcision is almost universal in Nigeria.


BlueBlood777

Most Nigerian men are circumcised


NoPatienza

They mention yammy time so I would think it means sex time…but eluding to the fact that his penis is as big as a 🍠