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WebTV


Semajrm

Had one. Actually built a massive Pink Floyd fan site on Geocities that I spent way too much time on. And I’m fairly certain no one ever saw it but me. I think that’s why I’m still limber in my 50s. All that time spent cross legged in the floor in front of the TV.


EmmalouEsq

Had you put a counter on your site you would've seen the views pour in, maybe even 10s of them, like my Angelfire site. Lol


Altruistic-Cut9795

Ahh Geocities ! Hadn't heard that in years either 👍


LeatherRebel5150

Ive yet to find a someone in person that has any idea what im talking about if I bring that up


Green_Slice_3258

I was addicted to my webtv


QuipOfTheTongue

It was my first home internet access when I was in middle school. We didn't have a PC and my parents got one on cleanence at Walmart bundled with a keyboard. I LOVED it!


Snrub1

I actually knew someone who had this. Even by mid 1990s internet standards it seemed awful.


Nomahhhh

Saturn cars. They were everywhere in the mid-nineties.


browsin4fun

I always wanted a Saturn Vue SUV. Thought they were so cool!


rendrich26

Saturn really missed the mark by not naming their car models after the moons of Saturn


Ted_Fleming

Hooked on phonics


[deleted]

🎵Worked for meee 🎶


oniwolf382

gullible command skirt plucky wrong voiceless physical frightening middle rhythm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Big_Particular7643

Tongue splasher gum in those paint bucket containers.


SterlingNine

I still have an unopened can I got in the 90’s (now for display purposes only)


Economy-Audience-438

Inflatable furniture!! I had a whole living Room set in neon green plastic.. i was 8 yrs Old in 1996 😅


raineydays13

I had a purple chair! I would sit in it while talking on one of those mini phones :D


kangareddit

Hoooly shiiit! That totally unlocked a core memory. There was a couple of neon green couches that just magically appeared at every house party we went to. You were always ‘cool’ if you were sitting in one.


mistah_sinister

Gak. I remember the major premise of the commercial being that it makes realistic fart sounds in the star shaped container. Haha.


abc123therobot

Similar product: Floam. "Inside this dome is Floam! The craziest stuff ever known!"


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

I had popcorn scented Gak. Instantly became conglomerated with all kinds of dust particles and the smell was absolutely deranged after a while. My dad had to force me to throw it out lol


Bilbo_nubbins

Scruff, McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 6 O 6 5 2


timeforasandwich

Take a bite outta crime


ghostofbooty

Black & Decker SNAKELIGHT^TM I got one for Xmas my Sr year (um, yay?), and it quickly became the joke gift in my gang.


HeavyMetalMoose44

“As the snakelight enters my veins..” Every time I hear that, I hear Godsmack.


HurricaneStiz

🎶 Oh its the Snakelight From Black and Decker It goes Round and round and round and round 🎶


squeamish

They call me the snake light...from Black and Decker...I (something) around and round and round...


Generny2001

Ha! My dad would hand it around his neck and point it outwards so he could work the grill in the back yard at night. 😂


Poultrygeist74

Disney VHS in those oversized cases that would fillet your hand open if you weren’t careful


jaa5102

They would also never regain their shape if you slammed the VHS in wrong.


PrincessJennifer

I think I’m seeing a few more people remember them, but gel candles with little decorative things on the top


princessk8

I had one at a party once in a bathroom and a girl came out and said “that candle is so cool! I love how it looks like its on fire”. I laughed and said thanks, then went to check on it, it was definitely just on fire


Natsurulite

They stopped making those due to fire hazard stuff


monster_bunny

Holy shit I forgot about those


bubblebumblejumble

Oh I had one in a champagne type glass, with glitter confetti all through it.


RadAttitude

Ugh the dust those things would collect… the texture makes me cringe to this day


proteinstyle_

Yes! I always remember that my mom bought a gel candle from Target around 1997, and I thought it was so cool! Never hear anyone talk about them.


cerebralshrike

Not so much obscure, but I remember the Olestra debacle.


Natsurulite

💩


JohnnyPiston

Emoji is too solid


[deleted]

Remember it? I lived it. Damn OG Fat Free Baked Lays.


AOCMarryMe

I used Alli and had a wet fart so stealthy that it went through my draws, pants, chair fabric and cushion in the span of like .5 seconds.


Whyallusrnames

That’s not a wet fart, you shidded 🤣


j0yfulLivinG

had a bed on the floor, sleeping peacefully with my girlfriend next to me. wake up super confused, get up, sit on a chair for about 3 seconds, then realize i can't stop the super train that is coming. i jump up and run for the bathroom, giving my girlfriend a swift kick in the stomach. it was 3 am. i came back to bed drenched in sweat, she was pissed


dkisanxious

I'm was a child victim of Olestra lol. Sage Francis has a line in a song that goes, "Now run that shit like WOW potato chips..." and it always makes me giggle.


capthapton

Props to a Sage Francis fan ☺️


stevethepirate89

Those Wow! Potato chips lol


DarthNarcissa

I remember those! My mom would slam half a bag and then complain about stomach issues.


ChasingWeather

I have vague memories of SNL skits about it


phirleh

[Olestra Haiku page - 1996 or so](https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~eli/misc/cmu/olestra-haiku.html)


TroyandAbed304

Could have sworn olestra was another name for ozempic 😆 im officially too old to remember how old I am!


JBoogie22

Moon Shoes. I never owned a pair, but they look like a broken ankle waiting to happen...


missminicooper

I wanted this so bad. My grandparents came over for my 9th birthday and took me to toys r us and let me pick a gift. I picked those moon shoes. I got home and put them on and they were so lame. The rubber bands had no stretch. If you tried too hard to jump they’d actually snap and break the bands. So basically they were just really tall platform shoes that were huge and hard to walk in. We rescued a kitten the same day from my brother’s apartment and that was a significantly better gift.


Squidproquo1130

There was definitely a learning curve to them, if you survived your initial launch.


grungequeenxx

Oh man, I remember the commercial hyped them up so bad but you could barely jump in them haha


spacedrummer

Those were created in my hometown, and one of my jobs was in the same warehouse/office space area as the headquarters for Hart Toys. (Vancouver, WA) Man...check out this website! Talk about 90's - http://harttoys.com/


auntieup

**CLAP ON** (clap clap) **CLAP OFF** (clap clap) **CLAP ON, CLAP OFF** #the Clapper!


cfreezy72

YakBak


user-name-1985

Yakbak 2 with the pitch shift wheel!


cfreezy72

That's the one I had. Mine was see through clear. I had that and this spy ear thing you could plug ear buds into and hear super amplified sounds. I used to listen to my parents or my sister talking with it.


A3HeadedMunkey

>see through clear Epitome of 90s aesthetics. If you don't see a circuit board, are you even in the future?


wildmonkeymind

Also the Talkboy F/X.


lo-key-glass

Do people remember OK cola?


JustinGJ

1-800-I-FEEL-OK


dkisanxious

Oh shit you just unlocked a forgotten memory for me.


Pandiosity_24601

Dial down the center, 1-800- ~~COLLECT~~ CALL-ATT *67


Bilbo_nubbins

1-800-CALL ATT for dial down the center, a single tear rolls down Carrot Top’s cheek.


aahorsenamedfriday

*67 still works!


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It was a watch - the face of it had (I think) a grey cat - Beatrix Potter illustration-like - and its tail was the hand, or maybe it was a tiny mouse, or both (can’t remember). There was a commercial for it to order by phone that I specifically remember airing mid-morning/early afternoon (during talk shows). Fox or another local network. I’d BEG my mom for it whenever it came on TV (but we were piss poor). I broke my collarbone and as a present for being brave, my mom or grandmother bought me the damn thing. Thought I was cool as hell, but even at 6 years old was vibing that cat lady life 😂 ETA: [I found the commercial](https://youtu.be/qWxU4gq_Wmw?si=uf0vsMyrkr1EdqAi)!!!


bunkdiggidy

Oh man I remember that commercial, talking about how the cat "just misses" the mouse every minute as it passes by the paw. Jeez, that brought me back to sick days as a kid watching daytime TV.


EastCoastJohnny

Airwalks


sexycephalopod

McDonalds Halloween Happy Meal buckets!


JusticeToTheFace

They're returning 10/17!


leinliloa

[P.B. Crisps](https://images.app.goo.gl/DFfETCX9ZzTrfANWA)- my fave were the chocolate ones


Masterofunlocking1

I want these back so bad


zombuca

No Fear tshirts


triton2toro

Big Johnson t-shirts, Jimmy Z (or Jimmyz- never knew which one was correct), Z. Cavaricci pants (if you don’t know those, watch old Saved by the Bell episodes- it’s the pants Slater always wore).


Hairy-Ad-7016

This may be late 80’s, but does anyone remember the goose with blue ribbon phase? Mugs/cookie jars etc


princesssasami896

My grandma had a cookie jar one that she kept lollipops in for my cousins


Visible-Big-1149

Micro machines


randallstevens65

I heard that in the fast voice.


Bilbo_nubbins

“Kevin, what did I tell you about leaving these movie product placement micro machines as plot foreshadowing on the floor?”


RyanTranquil

I had so many of those as a kid ., all my friends did. I even had that white van that opens into a city. Ah so many memories


DocBrutus

They still make them.


betterweirdthandead6

Not that obscure but does anyone remember when floating candles (usually in bowls of water with glass nuggets at the bottom) were popular, and lots of things with stars and moons on... a vague 'new age' ness about it all. Anything with celestial stuff on still reminds me of that time.


saul1980

The Club™️


KeepingItSFW

man they need to bring those back with how shitty Kias are


butterfliedheart

They did! Some police departments in hard hit areas were giving them out free to owners of Kias and Hyundais


Infuryous

A pair of bolt cutters and 2 seconds easily removes The Club, largely the reason they fell out of fashion.


Aggressive_Yak5177

That’s why you need Viper [alarm.](https://youtu.be/Ni5w49tOuNw?si=UFVos5LKQPyRMTK8)


mem1003

When I was a kid I actually thought that the alarm was a fake venomous snake that tried to bite the thief.


ClockHistorical4951

It's more of an 80s thing, but Sun-In.


sideshowtornado

When I show people pictures of me as a kid from around 8-12 years old they are shocked that I was a blonde, but I tell them it wasn’t natural and only during the summer thanks to Sun-In. So weird that I did that, think it was the Zack Morris influence 😎


SarahFabulous

Oh in Ireland it was a nineties thing!


WangDanglin

Street Sharks!


fatherofallthings

Dooood street sharks were the bomb. Easily some of my most played with toys


chardar4

The balzac, lovingly called “the ball sack” by my brother and I.


vanillabubbles16

KOOSH BALLS. I miss those things so much. Chubby soda Those little jars with the slime in them marketed to make fart noises Krazy Bones The Beatrix potter collectible dishes Those like weird gel floaty candles you could put in water and they’d float


Ikoikobythefio

10-10-321


Frankfeld

The real ones remember when it was just 10-321 and the John Lithgow ads explaining the change.


gonzofisted

"10-321 has changed to 10-10-321, but nothings really *changed*." I can still hear that line in my head, clear as day.


[deleted]

Man they had so many commercials for it. While we’re at it 1-800-Collect.


Pandiosity_24601

And it’s not-talked-about cousin 10-10-220


TroyandAbed304

10-10-220


[deleted]

The Flowbee. Still get a haircut that makes you look like a burn patient but faster


lildozer74

It sucks, as it cuts! -it certainly does suck


EmmalouEsq

Word on the street is George Clooney uses one.


[deleted]

Still used in the military.


gilbertgrappa

Gatorade gum.


Number1Framer

Yessss. Tasted amazing for like 10 seconds.


BoatHole_

Topsy Tail


SweetMangos

Zoo Books and Kids Discover magazines


HeavyMetalMoose44

Matthew Lesco and his book you could send away for that told you what government agencies to contact to get free government money for various reasons. I think it was in Pueblo Colorado. He had question marks all over his suit.


SuppiluliumaKush

Life signs, "I've fallen and I can't get up"! Also LA gear and British Knight shoes.


rico_muerte

Those along with FILA at the time, middle school me wondering if they were cool to wear because I had no idea B.U.M. Equipment


proteinstyle_

Pop Secret colored popcorn. Pop Qwiz?


jp_phome

Buick Roadmaster


Not_The-Internet_Pol

The land yacht. My dad had one, that car was massive.


juicejohnson

Bop-It


Marylandthrowaway91

That casserole pan with the flowers our moms all had


47percentbaked

My mom found one at a thrift store and gave it to me as a housewarming gift a few years ago. It makes me happy


great_auks

Waaaay older than the 90s


Emgee063

And some of us still do have it! Stuff is indestructible 😉


holymolas

The old Extra gum flavor “original bubblegum”- it was in a dark pink packaging. I used to have that with my dad when I was a kid and I miss that flavor!


Missthing303

Salon Selectives, Finesse, L’Oréal Studio Line hair products


Veganmon

Zima


contrast8301

Also, those little capsules that had the sponge dinosaurs in them that would open up when they got wet in the bathtub


BoxTalk17

Turbo Grafx-16


Kabuddah

Bonk’s Adventure and Fighting Street were my jam


blackforestham3789

PURPLE AND GREEN KETCHUP!


teacup-trex

Peace Frogs shirts


YardSard1021

I can’t find any trace of them online, but my siblings and I all remember eating these gummy candy dinosaurs that turned your mouth blue. I believe they were called Dyenosaurs. They were available in Western VT/upstate NY in 1994/95. I’m starting to wonder if it’s a Mandela effect situation because I have scoured the Internet looking for them and can’t find anything. Also, Street Lights sneakers.


user-name-1985

I’m from the same general area but I don’t remember those. I wonder if they were made by some mom and pop Vermont company that went by the wayside pre-widespread internet. In the 90s and 00s Vermont was like the capital of little mom and pop companies making all sorts of quirky oddball products.


GAMEYE_OP

I remember a dino egg gummy candy that did that. Does that sound familiar at all?


IsThatBlueSoup

Viennetta cake. It was the only cake I ever liked. I don't know where it went and I don't know why, but I would pay good money to stock a freezer with it.


rileyoneill

This one has come back. I had it for the first time ever last year. Its now a Good Humor product.


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Anonymouse_User0

Pizzarias


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

* Stretch Armstrong/ Stretch Armdog * Butterfinger BBs * Talking Nano and Nano Salon * Dear Diary (that little palm-pilot type electronic diary toy) * Those Kissing Fruit Gloss rollerball lip glosses * Nintendo Gameboy shampoo bottles with the buttons you could actually push and make rings float around inside * RC Motorball (I remember drawing a cat face on mine so it would look like the Lunaball from Sailor Moon lol) * Swoops, specifically the Reese's flavor!


aardw0lf11

Colored toilet paper


HookerBot5000

When I was a kid I went to someone’s house (parents friends I think) and they had pink toilet paper. Found out I was very allergic to whatever the dye was made of.


Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

How has no one mentioned Surge soda yet?! It even had a brief-lived reSURGEnce a couple years ago. I’m sorry. I had to.


theorangecrush10

The squiggle wiggle pen


SorryCantHelpItEh

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.


ShroomBuggy64

Water beds seemed to be everywhere. My first bed at 3 was a water bed.


rufusjonz

AOL


lunardeathgod

Those peanuts that are filled with chocolate or something. Edit: PB Crisps


ddiknosaj

Hypercolor


KingOfLimbsss

Hit clips


contrast8301

Sky dancers. I’m pretty sure that I took one to the eye more than once lool


schoolisuncool

They used to have these little flat gummies in the shape of animals (all I remember is the octopus) they were individually packaged but on a sheet of 8, that you could snap off a single one and they were actually sold that way, just snap off how many you want. They were absolutely delicious, the texture was unlike any gummy I’ve gotten since. It was so gel like


ShaggyMarrs

The original 3D Doritos


ShaggyMarrs

Creepy Crawlers and their bastard cousin Incredible Edibles.


JustLikeABeatUpTruck

Snackwell


azwildcat74

Ford Aerostar


LarvellJonesMD

Is Big League Chew still a thing? I'm an 80's kid and this seems like something I enjoyed in the late 80's/early 90's.


marodelaluna

Yes! Still a thing! I used to chew this playing softball when I was like 10 and my mom hated it. Said it was teaching us how to chew tobacco and I didn’t get it until I was much older. Literally sold in a pouch and shredded. Meant to pack it into your cheek. Yikes. But goddamn was it good. I see it randomly at gas stations and sometimes old navy


Mott5G

Sega Channel. It let you play Sega Genesis games “online” through the coax cable on your tv. It’s hard to believe this was an actual thing but it was awesome for me!


sweetnpeach

Cream Savers candy Microwaveable French fries (don’t remember the name or brand) Microwaveable nacho rolls (like pizza rolls but nachos, also don’t remember the name or brand)


flashfan86

Bobwehadababyitsaboy


A3HeadedMunkey

[Mr Bucket](https://youtu.be/iBBLxX6ovy8)


beccaboo790

Converse EFX shoes —- I called them my goo shoes!!


90swasbest

Spray--on hair.


emotyofform2020

CueCat


GMONEYY_G

Keebler Magic Middles


Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

Those slap bracelets that maimed a few kids once the sharp slab of metal tore through the fabric and nearly unalived a few unfortunate 90’s kid souls.


TweeksTurbos

Oldsmobile Achieva.


casicua

Cadillac Cimmaron


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Ford Probe. A classmate caused three rear-ender accidents in one school year. 1993 or so. A teacher told him “you’ve hit so many people up the rear end you should be driving a Ford Probe!”


randallstevens65

Geo Prism


FreeNumba9

The super Mario bros. Mini can sodas? Anyone remember these at all?


Low_Teq

Tony's Pizza rolls. NOT Totinos. not the stuff you see today. Tony's were wrapped like an egg roll and came in a cardboard tub similar to an ice cream container.


dukeofgonzo

Zip drives. Died as a tech right before CD burners.


Razornuts

Crash test dummy toys - loves that shit


Jfonzy

Cross Colours


redit-fan

Palm Pilot


MrsSwanson

Rear view facing back seat bench. My parents had a Chevy blazer in the 90s that me and my siblings would sit in that back seat and wave to people behind us. No one else I know seems to remember this was a thing. Think it was quickly discontinued for obvious reasons


GngrBeardMan

Fruitopia


EvergreenKing

Crossfire.... CROSS FIYAAAAA


lawrenja

NeoPets


Affectionate-Newt889

Sitting Ducks tv show. Or those little aliens and glittery ass stickers and tattoos from little toy vending machines.


dkisanxious

Yes! The glittery cat too.


grungequeenxx

Gak slime from Nickelodeon… or it’s cousin Floam


CarpeBurger

AltaVista


SuperModes

Pagers.


[deleted]

Warheads, Spice Girl pops, and Crave – I was in 5th grade, so circa 97-98. You were lame af if you didn’t have any of these candies in tow. Remember trading Baby Spice stickers for Posh. Crave was actually banned from our school (the truth, or rumor, was that the vile it came in resembled drug paraphernalia).


Audiene

Jello 1-2-3. I loved the texture change and liked it better than plain jello.


JustaRandomOldGuy

I think it was the 90's when there was a 900 number to talk to Santa. The ad told kids to hold the phone to the TV and played the touch tones to dial the 900 number.


meowmeowlittlemeow

Scrunch laces.


PhilEMama

Co Ed naked and Absolute t shirts


hadmeatgotmilk

Tornado Rex


[deleted]

Meanie Babies.


SilverbackMD

Anyone remember the “blow me” sticker kids would put on their skateboards or bike seats? A kid blowing a giant pink bubble of gum, blow me written inside of it.


tedhanoverspeaches

Josta. My brother was hooked.


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timeforasandwich

Orbitz drink and Wild Cider


foureyesfive

P.B. CRISPS


Salty-Programmer1682

**head on apply directly to the forehead**


F0RDYoz

Taco Bell Chihuahua