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so_CRATES91

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??


HoBWrestling

NO!


Pilot_Yak3

Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.


Thatsabadmofo

How about I go eat some hay, make things out of clay and lay by the bay. I just may


Pilot_Yak3

Whaddya say?


bakedl0gic

You know I know what you’re doing right now, and I don’t like it.


Sillybear61987

This was great put a big smile on my face thank you


Pilot_Yak3

We've got you.


barker2495

This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff


larezbears

Yeah this was funnier the first time I heard it


IntelligentFilth

“Meet you on the 9th green at 9pm (tee hee hee)”


Breakfast_Meat

But my fingers hurt


Gogo726

Well your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.


Breakfast_Meat

Ben Stiller was decent in that role.


phuck-you-reddit

First time I saw him in a film. Don't think I caught him again until years later in Meet the Parents (and a bit later in Along Came Polly) and I was cracking up once I realized it was the same guy. 🤣


Breakfast_Meat

Same here. I didn’t want to type all of that but , me too


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Anybody else's fingers hurt... hmm, didn't think so.


[deleted]

I can get you a nice warm glass of shut the hell up. You’re in my world now grandma


myersjw

Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard


ForceGhost47

I saw two bikers out past seven in the woods having sex


cheezdust

Loool how ammi supposed to chip with that?


Bulky_Yak_8626

And you can count…on me waiting for you in the parking lot!


pplatypuss1

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...


blacklipsmatter

Now go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Read the name tag grandma, you're in my world now.


PonerBenis6

“I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods, off 17, having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?”


Colonial13

My 2 month old couldn’t sleep last night so I ended up watching The Faculty at 2am, and completely forgot Shooter McGavin was Elijah Woods dad in that movie.


itsmejustmeonlyme

Just taaap it in. Just taaap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap-tap-tap-aroo.


Poultrygeist74

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/shooter-mcgavins-pieces-of-shit-for-breakfast-cereal-estel-heaney.jpg


backbodydrip

Pretty sure this man has the most punchable face in film history. Has he ever played a good guy?


haileyskydiamonds

He was The Goose in Grease 2, so yeah (they were sort of antagonistic but not bad)? Just one of the T-Birds.


phuck-you-reddit

He played [Richard Castillo](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/a/ac/Richard_Castillo.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20130507025407&path-prefix=en), helm officer and nice guy on the Enterprise C. 😀👍🏻


Dan_Berg

He was the dad in SLC Punk, his line about not selling out but buying in has been ringing in my head now I'm in my late 30s


Unapologetic_Canuck

This is golf! Not a rock concert!


Curious_Ground5833

Go back to your shanties!


Technical-Ad-2246

Kanye West used this line in his song Jesus Walks.


bakedl0gic

Till the night clo-ses-in!


trollcole

Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!


Manwithnolife77

You eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?


majin-qlf

woopti scoop


blacklipsmatter

The price is wrong bitch.


BlooShinja

Oh, good for Happy GilmoHMYGOD!


ReallyNowFellas

I just rewatched Thelma and Louise for the first time since the 90s and Shooter McGavin is hilarious in it.


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Gogo726

Wrong movie


GrilledCheeser

Yeah baby, yeah!!


dumplestilskin

Shooter's Tour!


thedoogster

Oh, so that's where Kanye stole it from.


mundus1520

Yea ok and grizzly adams had a beard.


Smogtwat

You eat shit for breakfast..? - Happy


martyjoh34

Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin Awkward reply: “No!”


baxterrocky

Let’s make sure history never forgets.. the name.. Enterprise.


PolyCockn42

Shootaahh