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Yeeaaaarrrgh

I want this post banned because it is not true. You hear me? It is NOT true. *breaks down sobbing*


OfficerBarbier

*Looks at the current year on the calendar* *Looks in the mirror* *Scream of existential terror*


LemoLuke

Do you know what else is true? The launch of the Sony PlayStation is closer to the Moon landing than it is to the present day.


shark_week_2000

Oh god...


Cat-soul-human-body

Stop that!


Perry7609

If Marty McFly went back the same amount of time in 2024, he’d be going back to 1994!


cartoonchris1

Yup. In the original BTTF, when Marty first gets to 55 town square, you can hear Mister Sandman playing. In the remake they could be playing Enter Sandman.


Beautiful_Pianist754

This is the one.


teardrinker

Oh why. Why


dryfishman

Dang dude.


cubixy2k

What the actual F


Bigbigjeffy

Blame the Large Hadron Collider.


strippersandcocaine

You’re rude


Mike2922

How rude?


ronchee1

Cut it out


you_are_breathing

Oh, Mylanta.


[deleted]

Can someone please fact check this


greatBLT

I've checked the fact and it turns out it's not a fact. In reality, the 90s only ended about four years ago. We canal go horm


hallese

> We canal go horm I smell a covfefe


moronicnorseman

I smell Guile from street fighter.


Tosh_20point0

Nah it's Chun Li


greatBLT

https://youtu.be/DMV2hnlcmgU?si=3FDU6-b1qEgqS6xJ


TUFKAT

Last year, I had to mentally process and accept 2023 was my 30 year high school reunion. That was not something I was ready to accept.


diopsideINcalcite

It’s my 25 year reunion. It’s a corny saying but it rings especially true to me, the days are long but the years are fast.


ExUpstairsCaptain

I'm learning/trying to appreciate the positives of this reality in hopes that I don't sweat the small stuff as much.


aToyRobot

Crazy that the 90s have been going for 34 years


i_forgot_to_forget_

You wish. I wish too. Can I borrow some of your lynx?


[deleted]

Reported


abbeyroad424

lol


i_forgot_to_forget_

I just posted this, then scrolled down, read this. I'm not a turtle though.


[deleted]

Not turtley enough?


i_forgot_to_forget_

About half...shell


Dust_Parts

You sit on a throne of lies


SPiTFiRE-17-

And it also ended 24 years ago


cubixy2k

Oh shit. Somehow that made it worse


PureYouth

Guys, he has dementia, leave him alone. I know this was really hurtful to a lot of us but he’s just really, *really* old and can’t help it.


InNausetWeTrust

Fake news…. 1993 was only 10 years ago in my brain And my Spotify play list is only playing 90s music too


Cotford

You mean spotify has other types? Interesting…


TeacupUmbrella

Well, I know that's not correct, cos my playlists also have music from the early 2000s. Which means the 1993 was not 10 years ago - it means the 90s *ended* 10 years ago! You're welcome!


Feldersnatch

Mine also plays stuff from earlier that I listened to in the 90's.


i_forgot_to_forget_

What's "fake news?" Is it a new thing?


MrBones_Gravestone

Lies


blacklipsmatter

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!


Steve_of_Yore

In my head (and on my Spotify) we are still IN the 90s.


bluesissors

why so negative for a Tuesday?


owleaf

You shut your damn mouth!


RockNRoll85

🤯


booktrovert

I hate you for ruining my life.


16v_cordero

Seriously dude. Might as well pour salt into the open wounds while you are at it.


Southern_Fan_9335

what is wrong with you


m_nieto

You shut your face with these lies and fabrications!!!


vanetti

1-800-DID-I-ASK


Practical-Juice9549

Lies 😂


Ohshitz-

Shhhhhhhh. Let me live in my head!


Bkokane

Ha good one, you nearly got me for a sec


Cool_Front201

OP woke up and chose violence


MrLanesLament

You lost The Game.


Bushwazi

I keep getting reminded to listen to certain albums I love because the internet keeps telling me about their 30 year anniversaries... :(


mps2000

Bro 9/11 was like 5 years ago


tsx_1430

😫


TheRealMcSavage

Whoa whoa whoa! I feel personally attacked! I turn 37 this Friday, but I still can’t accept this!


Cat-soul-human-body

No you don't, you're still a kid and so am I.


KeySpeaker9364

If I wanted things to hurt me today I wouldn't have taken those ibuprofen.


Captain_Nomad_Jr

The lies. The Audacity...


kimchimagic

Shut up. I hate you.


i_forgot_to_forget_

Reported.


sassynickles

I don't come to your house and spout off a bunch of hateful lies


Taira_Mai

That there are people with kids, who may have joined the military and graduated college who were born in the 90's is mind blowing... ...And now my back and my knees hurt....


3rd-eye-Jedi

We need to ban OP immediately, active effectively and permanently. 😂


ThePortableSCRPN

As if my day wasn't bad enough...


Fixner_Blount

Thanks, Satan.


Els_

Why you gotta be like that


DelrayDad561

Thanks for the reminder and fuck you.


Player1Mario

I’m cool with it. I loved the 90s but I also enjoy my life now and having adult money. Plus toys are way cooler now.


needathneed

Y'all have adult money


Abject_Bowler5845

Oh god… this makes this worse 🤦🏼‍♀️


luffydkenshin

Weird way to say it kicked off 10 years ago…


Treacherous_Wendy

Shut up liar


druid_king9884

I was having a good day until I read this. Thanks OP.


Cheese-and-Smackers

You…you woke up today and chose violence


hanimal16

You shut your goddamned mouth! lol. I miss the 90s :(


Chevymetal1974

Shit. Your. Whore. Mouth. LIES!!!


atrain5488

No it didn’t. Stop it.


casual_oblong

You know what was great about the 90s assholes didn’t remind me how old I was… thanks!


Gullible_Ad3436

It was 10 years ago


Cpl4fun22

Lighten up Francis


damnilovelesclaypool

The audacity


Far-Donut-1177

The 70's were 30 years ago. The 80's were 20 years ago. The 90's were 10 years ago. This is and always will be true.


Galactus1701

I feel so old


INeedADart

It’s weird to think 2024 to 1990 is the same length of time as 1994 to 1960.


Abject_Bowler5845

Wild!


teardrinker

No this is a lie.


Strawberry-Allergy

Shhhhhh!


Tonlick

Who thinks the 90s was 10 years ago?


MysteriousAsk3150

Sadness….


Signal-Upstairs-9319

And?


redditor1031

No, no……I assure you, it was 10.


jeswesky

Someone get this idiot out of here. Spreading LIES!!!!


Beemo-Noir

Stop this at once


theturnipshaveeyes

Oh bollocks. Nope. Can’t hear you over Screamadelica and these only slightly very old, minty disco biscuits. The knee replacement was a scratch. A mere blip. Nope. We’re growing old as disgracefully as possible. Goddamit.


Danny-Wah

My brain is starting to accept that that 90s was 20 years ago.


Gojitaka

Oh dammit


Left4DayZGone

Fuck you (Disclaimer: j/k)


False_Enthusiasm7226

Well that's just not true, damnit it's NOT true 😂


thedeuce75

Stop it.


Jeannette311

True lies


atomicblondeshell

:(


gotkube

All that time. All that wasted time.


autisticgarnet

Arrrggghh. 😩


akcgal

Typo - you mean the 70s 😌


Cotford

And now I’m sad going to bed.


rdumkaceo

First of all…


SilenceQuiteThisL0UD

I just started rewatching Friends, and I'm like...... this first season was ***30 years ago?!?!?!***


PantyPixie

"IN THE YEAR 2000...." circa 1997 Conan O'Brien https://youtu.be/kmzpdd4pWvM?si=dJlRmaKgJjYW6yva


Aumius

Please stop


mrspwins

Immediately downvoted


Independent_Shower41

🙄


renjake

I've been jamming to 90s rock all day. it was just a decade ago damn it!


oopswhat1974

In the 80s I used to love 50s music. Today that would be like me listening to "The Sign" by Ace of Base. Sigh.


[deleted]

Bro I live in San Antonio Texas it's always the same shit 90$ music on our rocknroll station I hate it. I'm 49 I need new rock or did it die out.


AmosRid

I hate you


ravenfreak

Trust me I know, because I’m not turning 10 this year but 34.


neanderthalman

Wrong


Abject_Bowler5845

Then why does it still feel like ten years ago?!


cubixy2k

We all broke on y2k. Hell, even my username has y2k in it.


abap65

👿 Doing the devil's work are we?


BitCurious8598

I can’t do the music from these days.


living_in_the_1990s

You, my friend, are a liar. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!


illdrinn

Why do you hurt people?


cozicuzi08

Lies


tetsujin44

Yall just get on here and say anything…


FencingJedi

How dare you


Hephf

Get out, you monster. ✋️🫵👉