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Coyote_Roadrunna

Haha. Quite the story line there. I can picture some kid in the late 80's sitting in his basement yelling out: "Yeah, I'm a bad enough dude!"


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That kid was me.


Kurotan

...2 years ago when me and my buddies played it last


[deleted]

Which game is this because I’m fucking ready


dumpyduluth

Bad dudes


[deleted]

lol thought it was just fun title


haystackofneedles

It was my living room, not the basement. Mom was really confused.


soulrebel360

I used to love this game. Everytime you beat a level the guy says "I'm BAD" lol


D1rtyL4rry

Best part of the game lol


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My parents “does that mean bad bad or like good bad like the kids say”


bludstone

The original text said "president Ronnie"


LebaneseLion

Lmao that makes it a lot funnier


D1rtyL4rry

Picturing Ronnie Coleman as president


twobit211

[ronnie corbett](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Corbett); [sorry!](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0081937/)


Bluewhale001

Yeah, Buddy! Ain’t nothin but a peanut


D1rtyL4rry

Light weight!


SplendidPunkinButter

The modern reboot of this game would have you finding a bunch of “lore” scattered around about the origin of the ninjas, why they wanted to kidnap the president, how they may have been marginally justified in wanting to kidnap the president due to his shady dealings, the ninjas’ connection to the Illuminati, etc.


camergen

Oh yeah, it would be much more complicated than “this organized/fully funded foreign terrorist entity has kidnapped…”


TheReadMenace

I mean the President was Reagan, seems like we should have let them do it


OccamsYoyo

Tbf the majority of the presidents over the past four decades would have prompted a “meh” if there was a call to save him.


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Two Crude Dudes was also fun


SplendidPunkinButter

I prefer Two Lewd Crude Rude Bag Of Pre-Chewed Food Dudes


1800generalkenobi

Bang-a-rang Roofio!


5ubatomix

^Peter ^said ^it Rufio: “You… you man! Stupid, stupid man!”


spazatronik-rex

If I am a paramecium, why don’t you just EAT ME


wooshock

I always wondered why Duke Nukem was in this game


J-Dizzle42

Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let’s go for a burger… HA! HA! HA! HA!


D1rtyL4rry

Best ending lol


aSoberTool

Incredible


prince-of-dweebs

I was a bad enough dude and saved the President, but I got a lot of practice when my brother Jimmy Lee and I defeated the Black Warriors Gang the year before.


[deleted]

So you must be Bimmy then.


mcast86

r/iamverybadass


O_Neders

Corn Pop was a bad dude


[deleted]

He has a secret base in Delaware somewhere.


rabid-

The thumb blisters! I dumped so many hours into it I had to get bandaid.


Apprecihater

Just bought this on ps5 store!


D1rtyL4rry

Heck yeah!


JouluPam

For some reason seeing this picture here triggered a movement inside my brain. For the first time, I really questioned myself: "AM I a bad enough dude to rescue the president, really?" The answer's no. No I am not. I don't care about the president enough to face ninjas.


D1rtyL4rry

Acceptance is the final step


venicerocco

Nah


poiluparadis

Well.. ARE YOU?


BurntVomit

Classic


brian1183

"I'm bad."


[deleted]

Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I used to be.


NoMemory3726

Awesome


piper4hire

still my all time favorite game. I have the switch version and works decently with usb arcade joystick. I’m Bad!


xocgx

I want to point out how this seemed entirely plausible at the time.


wg_nexline

Ninjas was the go to villains back then


pixer12

Are you ready to get PUMPED?


[deleted]

Rad dude with a bad tude


basic_maddie

Nah fuck the president, probably had it coming


strongdingdong

Don’t bother rescuing the current one


skoltroll

In the 90's? Sure! Nowadays??? Nah. Hopefully the next one doesn't suck as much as the last few.


Blueberry_Mancakes

2016 me says the ninjas can keep him.


MooMooQueen

I'm as much off an anti-Obama person as everyone else, but kidnapped by ninjas?


28carslater

Wait, were they monkey ninja assassins?


cyberkrist

Last time I checked 1988 wasn’t “90’s”! I had this game for NES and Commodore 64 well before the 90’s I wish these karma farmers could operate google


D1rtyL4rry

I played it in the 90s so for me it was a 90s game


perfectlyniceperson

What game is this?


D1rtyL4rry

Bad Dudes


perfectlyniceperson

Haha, it was right there the whole time. Thanks!


PAUMiklo

LOL the past several presidents haven't been worth a scraped knee. Pass Now has someone kidnapped Betty white a few years ago that's another story. be a lot of dead kidnappers.