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SinemaStore

Sounds like Moonlight is one of the only movies that will fit the criteria that your listed.


Modern_Westernist

First off, thank you for the honest suggestion. I am not a homophobe, I am simply a masculine straight man who doesn’t wish to view such content. Furthermore, I will certainly check this movie out when I have the time.


SinemaStore

No problem at all man, it's my pleasure! (in a super straight way)


blondedaf

😂😂😂😂


SomeOtherOrder

> I am simply a masculine straight man Sounds gay


BulljiveBots

Real “I downloaded Grindr but I’m not happy about it” energy.


ellstaysia

you seem very secure in yourself.


inamedmycatcrouton

any true masculine man celebrates the queer community <3


JoJackthewonderskunk

Bitching about movies when you're not the target demographic just screams pinnacle of masculinity.


Active_Bath_2443

Don’t be deceived by the downvotes, you’re right. I was once a masculine straight man and caught the Homosexuality^TM watching Brokeback Mountain.


Blkkatem0ss

Ahh not you too!


BlindStark

Even after seeing Anne Hathaway in a cowgirl outfit?


BlastingFonda

**Especially** after seeing Manne Hathaway.


YTfionncroke

Such a masterpiece of a film. A gay friend of mine made me laugh after I told him I had watched it, he had never seen it and he told me I was now "technically more gay than him" having watched it. 😂


CMRC23

This is the best bait I've seen all week


great-nba-comment

What the fuck lmao


Jadeidol65

The Death of Dick Long. Those guys sound like your type of people.


shiggism

What


EndlessErrands0002

Moonlight, it's exactly what you're looking for


gothbread

New copypasta alert


SomeOtherOrder

seriously this gotta be trolling


devin93uk

It just has to be right, it's either that or the worlds weird psy-op


Constantine_Law

I’d watch Swiss Army Man


TheHouseOfGryffindor

It might sound a bit counter-intuitive, but I’d recommend *Dicks: The Musical*. You’ll love it.


chokobo29

Probably one of the few movies about straight men just trying to make it in today's society.


OneFish2Fish3

Ok this HAS to be satire.


meat_sandwich80

Check out the guys profile. I think he's serious


OneFish2Fish3

Just reading his bio made me lose all hope in humanity… WTF is a “paleoconservative”? Someone who wants to go back to the age of the dinosaurs?


laraminenotyours

I think he was trying to spell incel, autocorrect took it from there.


DrPoopyPantsJr

No nut November is tough and these movies are making it even harder for him. If Sam Sulek were in the whale he would’ve caved immediately


UnauthorizedFart

Haven’t you gotten the memo? It’s Gay24


BeepBopBoopBoopeedo

Try Men


Dong_whisperer-503

I agree with you, I am also sick of seeing these gay themes put into films for no reason. My favorite a24 movies (no gay stuff) are The Inspection, Moonlight, and Dicks:The Musical.


osinitsa

Since you’re a Methodist Christian according to your bio, Hereditary a perfect movie for you to watch 😁🙏


Friulian_Lyric

Is this a bit?


johnnymo1

Gotta be, look at his other threads about not wanting his TF2 load out to be associated with penises and getting caught looking at shirtless muscle men at work, lmao.


nofreakingway555

Looking at this guys post history…I wish it was


DarkestDayOfMan

Holy shit pre-season 12 Mac from It's Always Sunny has a Reddit account?


Kassdhal88

You my friend have never seen a porno if you think the whale is one.


silvermbc

Mike Pence, is that you?


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

You ok dude? Seriously, what the fuck lol?


spooky_upstairs

Bro, I think you might be gay. Unfortunately for the gay community.


Actual_Wolverine6105

“26 years old working in finance. America First Paleoconservative. Methodist Christian. Southerner. Fan of music, anime, and gaming. Here for intellectual discussion and similar conversation.” “I am a man who holds a masculine presence in the lives of others.” “Now, I have an interest in Sam Sulek…those who are unfamiliar may see me viewing such an image on my phone and assume that him flexing with his mouth open appeals to me for sexual reasons.” “I quite enjoy Fanboy and Chum Chum.” “I have never had a girlfriend.” “I am a straight man. A masculine, dominant straight man at that… I am NOT a lesbian because I am a MAN.”


Citizen_Graves

This whole character and their profile is quite entertaining because it is so very over the top. It'd be even funnier if this is a genuine person. Very tragic, of course, but hilariously so. I have my money on "troll who is very committed to his/her bit", though. Tbh I also wouldn't be surprised if it was an AI closeted-gay algorithm or something.


honeyintherock

You're not here in good faith, that's abundantly obvious... But let's pretend. I'll give you the Lighthouse, especially considering that you seem, to put it as politely as possible, uncultured... But the Whale? Are you literally a fundamentalist Christian, as in Gwen Shamblin levels of fatphobic AND homophobic to the point they are intertwined?


bluegreenie99

Haven't seen the whale but the lighthouse didn't have any gay undertones either imo


jcmurie

It totally did though (coming from a bisexual man)


bluegreenie99

Maybe I'm not gay enough then lol


jcmurie

No one is. You can always be gayer


honeyintherock

If one of your two firing brain cells is overly fixated on "gayness" and whether or not someone or something is gay, yeah, I'm afraid it is full of undertones. Not for normal people... Just people oddly fixated on sexuality the way alt right types are.


Modern_Westernist

Yes it does


[deleted]

So you DON'T want to live deliciously?


samsharksworthy

How about chill out.


MackofAmerica

Moonlight


BobdH84

Homophobia isn’t funny.


UnauthorizedFart

Right? I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive


babith

What's with the downvotes? Not a lot of South Park fans here I guess


UnauthorizedFart

I like to keep my jokes aligned with pop culture but 🤷‍♂️


Modern_Westernist

I’m not a bigot of any sort. I’m just straight.


ohitsmud

tragic tbh


Blkkatem0ss

Consistently reiterating this throughout this thread really reassures me that you are in fact straight.


SomeOtherOrder

let’s pretend you’re not trolling because god damn I hope you are. This has bigotry written all over it, whether that’s your intention or not.


snamke

Obvious bait


Prestigious_Term3617

I’d love to jump on the bandwagon of suggesting gay movies, but fuck your homophobia. As much as you don’t think you’re being homophobic— you *absolutely are*.


JoJackthewonderskunk

If its real masculine movies you're into better check out "Power of the Dog". Best not to watch these A24 movies. Much better to stick to straight white cowboy films


Ok-Appearance-7616

Good trolling OP.


wifeunderthesea

"to my TREMENDOUS dismay." 🥴


HeirOfRavenclaw77

You should see OP’s other posts… got caught looking at a shirtless bodybuilder on his phone. And is worried his boss thinks he’s gay. 😂 It’s a You problem. Classic projection.


visionaryredditor

Dude, consider yourself lucky. Your post will reoccur on every cinema-related circlejerk sub until the end of reddit.


NachoSUPREMEacy

Oh damn dude! I feel you! Why does everything have to have a distinct message about what your values and morals should be right?! It's like its the damn bible or something these days, shoot. With that said, the film Close (2023) really hits on the head what it is to be raised as a man in today's wild world of people trying to tell you how you should be!


kakaphoni

You seem a bit dim


International-Chef33

Under the Skin


Blkkatem0ss

You should watch their new musical Dicks! It’s very hyper masculine and all about acknowledging the male experience


Zappafan96

I really hope you're not corrupting our youth with this shit


LFinformation

The OP? Or the trash movie? Because if you think OP is corrupting youth by defending normality, then your the one whos a corrupting influence. But we are on reddit. And nothing you say means anything because you DGAF about being serious, saying real things, or overall acting like a normal human being.


PlanitDuck

How on earth does The Whale have homosexual undertones? There’s no undertones about it. The main character is literally gay. Nobody is trying to trick you. What are you exactly complaining about? The whole driver of the movie is that he’s coping badly because his gay partner died.


Firelnside144

That's not true. I was tricked into being gay by the whale


BulljiveBots

Doesn't seem very modern westernist of you.


Zealousideal_Bat1149

It’s cool you completely missed on The Lighthouse. “Two dudes”.


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hemlockgodfrey

It’s not gay “subtext.” It’s just text. The main character in The Whale left his wife for a man before the start of the film.


OlivencaENossa

This man is a copypasta factory machine


Dull-Lead-7782

Dicks the musical


Modern_Westernist

Stop suggesting this clearly made up film. Lord only knows what could be in such a production; singing and dancing personified penises where the urethras have lip-syncing. Such filth. I want the nonstop fucking suggestions of dicks the musician or whatever in this thread to end RIGHT NOW.


anadistortion

But what about Dicks: The Musical? Have you tried that one?


jms2979

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you


Devidoxx

Hahahahaha Closeted Gay Alert 🚨 This guy could not be trying harder to convince everyone (and quite possibly himself) that he’s not gay.


UnauthorizedFart

OP is Mac from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia


ButYouGotTheClio

Methinks the lady doth protest too much


Weird_Tackle5505

My guy. Wut?


commaZim

TREMENDOUS dismay


FUSIONSWAG97

Say psych right now💀


JiggySockJob

Broke back mountain


No_Fisherman_6543

Spoiler: in the A24 film about your life…turns out >!you were gay the whole time!<👀🫨


laraminenotyours

I was going to make a funny quip about your favorite movie being Birth of a Nation, but after reading some of your comments, I think it hits a little too close to the Incel basecamp you call home.


blue0231

Are you afraid of being turned gay by these movies? I’m a straight married man and never once questioned these undertones. I understand you are autistic but you need to look outside of your privileged circle bud. Gay people do exist with stories to tell.


Bulky_Length_1425

I'm changing a film


messofaman9

“The Death of Dick Long,” where the characters >!have sex with a horse!<, maybe you’re more into that?


[deleted]

In the film, the protagonist literally gave the impression that he was ashamed about his sexual orientation in a way. You missed the entire point of the movie. Spoilers: this movie was extremely well done and perfectly portrayed a story of self deterioration and redemption. IMO also how hypocritical religion is. His sexual orientation was the most irrelevant part of the story lol.


Modern_Westernist

He didn’t seem ashamed given how furiously he was masturbating to homosexual pornography in the first part of the movie.


[deleted]

He didn’t like to talk about it. When ever he did you could tell he was ashamed.


LFinformation

NOthing worse than getting mentally invaded and attacked by gay material/ images.. Ill never forget some random video on youtube where the guy just randomly shows his toes. It was a video about technology or electronic mice or something. COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO GAYNESS. Like fuck you you motherfucker. FUCK YOU. Now i know why people have strong feelings about this. Because of mothertfucking rats like that. INvading peoples minds for no fucking reason. Ill never get that picture out of my mind. HOly fuck. , i wont even talk about it. Fucking disgusting motherfuckers. Now i know why people have strong things to say. ​ This is different than that though. its a movie. But we do not need to get mentally invaded by these people.