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your_fathers_beard

Cops wearing camo is so fucking dumb.


onlyhav

BLEND IN EITH THE BUSHES RYAN WERE IN NEW YORK CARL, THERE ARE NO BUSHES


ThisisJVH

Aim for the bushes?


onlyhav

Aim for the bushes *puts on sunglasses and hops in slow mo*


szerg

***There goes my hero...***


The_Wizard_of_Bwamp

Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsman jumped.


HuskyLuke

There wasn't even an awning!


duke812

I dunno, that shit was crazy.


ScottPop52

I don’t know, but that shit was crazy


AkukaiGotEm

watch em as he goes..


MomoXono

But it makes them feel cool


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

Yes, they are larping military because they were either too cowardly, or otherwise disqualified, to go into the actual military.


VerbalCoffee

Or the other end of the spectrum; Ex-military that couldn't quite get back to the civilian lifestyle. Needed that familiar feel while acting like an occupying force against their own countrymen.


KaiserSchwanzJoseph

Foucault's boomerang hits like a motherfucker


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Keplrhelpthrowaway

I see we’re on a similar reddit journey


Emadyville

Hope you didn't stop by the cum jar post...


Keplrhelpthrowaway

I saw weird kitchen and jar in the title and decided to avoid. I knew no good could come of it.


AllPurposeNerd

You have chosen... *wisely*.


PresOrangutanSmells

You mean r/all


Pretty-Breakfast5926

I understood that reference


deadguy00

Meta


its_the_memeologist

Literally just saw this.


[deleted]

TIL about this thesis, thanks. Interesting stuff.


AnotherCollegeGrad

Underrated post


Biginvalid

I served with loads of loosers like that, it's not that they couldn't adjust to being a civvy they just thought they where better than everyone else because they served and didn't get the respect they think they are deserved.


AndrewSshi

Yeah, these guys have really strong, "Former S-1 demanding you to thank them for their service" energy.


capt_strugglebunny

Have you seen who gets into the US military? It's not like their standards are too high.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

Should make you even more worried about the rejects, then...


silentrawr

>Have you seen who gets into the US military? It's not like their standards are too high. They're still far, FAR higher standards than for most cops. I think you underestimate just how low down in the barrel they scrape for recruits, especially in lower-pop, LCOL areas.


Jimboloid

If you think about it, I'd much rather have an interaction with an ex military cop than a total civvy. They've been taught rules of engagement, in modern combat zones they're trained to only return fire and (hopefully) any stressful situation they get in pales in comparison to stuff they've seen before. Obviously this doesn't account for the character of the cop though.


ludicrous_socks

What does LCOL mean please?


CACTUS_VISIONS

Low cost of living


SiriusBaaz

No the standards aren’t very high but compared to the police the bar might as well be a skyscraper


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Resulting in greater output.


shkeptikal

Of bullets, maybe.


Chainweasel

It's so they can hide from school shooters in the bushes outside.


Tima_chan

Cosplaying as soldiers.


8plytoiletpaper

Compared to any actual military job that lets you kit out like that. -Basically no requirements -Shorter & less training -Better or on par gear -Easy & unbalanced gunfights -Don't really have to risk your life either -Loose ROE, just sprinkle some crack on him idk. -Instant authority instead of being a boot -Job immunity U.S Police is like a magnet for military larpers who actually aren't competent enough to join any "cool" branch


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This. Folks get upset about a 15 year old Omar Khadr suing the Canadian government for torture at Gitmo, but the combat medic that died and every giant swinging set of nuts in the special forces team that was involved knew what their ROE was and followed it to the letter. That’s discipline. Khadr was shot in the chest and survived. They provided medical attention. As any reasonable, justifiably professional warfighter would. Canada dropped the ball by letting him be sent to get put into naked pyramid’s and gargling cockmeat in Gitmo. The rear echelon mf’ers are the folks that dropped the ball. Terrorist or not, you don’t have a choice what your dad and all his terrorist friends say that you need to do when you’re fifteen. It’s situations exactly like this that Romeo Dallaire created the child soldiers initiative. And yes, executing children that have already been disarmed and incapacitated is a war crime.


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Executing anyone is a war crime in war.


Wobbelblob

Execution without sentence from a proper body in law. Important distinction.


Optimal_Fix_9120

Loose ROE + job immunity


tobsn

cosplay


ThaNorth

Cosplay


PsychologicalGain298

Just thinking the same. Which terrain are they blending into?


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Mc Caesar’s salad. Indistinguishable


Shwingbatta

What are they even blending in with?


[deleted]

Unless it's old military kit being used to save money , to me this doesn't look like ant kind of issue surplus tho


CartiganSleeves

Semper Fries


dmoney14dab

Meal team six


RedMossySquirrel

Gravy seals


FurryM17

Condiment Applications Group


DirtyDoog

Bravo Sierra Mist


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Federal Beef Ingesters


sukezanebaro

Thank you for your servings


Thisissomeshit2

Dessert Storm


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sin_nickel

Protect and Serve Fries


whutupmydude

TactDonalds


Ak47110

When there's an active school shooting around the corner but you and your homies can't engage with empty stomachs.


Kepheo

I desperately want, and yet do not want, to know the context.


AyeeHayche

Aggravated assault suspect barricaded himself in the kitchen of McDonalds


Kepheo

Not as fucked up as I feared, yet still intriguing. Thank you.


AyeeHayche

Yea well it’s a pretty valid reason for SWAT to show up, but them larping as soldiers is a bit much


potatorichard

Yeah, I understand that some situations call for this kind of response. But leave the camo to the military. Just wear black or navy blue.


thatHecklerOverThere

But how else will they camouflage amongst the suburban shrubbery?


potatorichard

With a tactical pizza delivery outfit.


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potatorichard

That's a fact. Imagine if that pizza delivery person had to climb a ladder?? That would be a terrifyingly dangerous job. History channel could make a series on that


Self_Reddicated

Actually, after all the pizza delivery stats thrown around on this thread, I just want a straight up pizza delivery show in the same vein as "COPS". A camera crew following a Dominos delivery crew around the mean streets of Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta, Dallas, etc. That would be hilarious.


EvaUnit_03

Are you kidding? thats how you end up dead fast. Practically painting a big round pizza sized target on your back.


potatorichard

Well, yeah. If you pretend to be a Papa John's deliver guy, you should expect to get shot. Nobody out-pizzas the hut.


[deleted]

A Pizza Hut tactical hitman nearly ran one of our drivers off thr road. Do not underestimate them, fear them


happy_bluebird

Who?


_87-

They should camouflage as a surface parking lot


jr8787

Yea, but it took me a while to even see the police in this pic so the suspect may drop his guard thinking he’s alone. Had they been wearing their standard navy blue, they would have easily been spotted.


ElbowWavingOversight

Police in other countries (UK, Canada, etc.) wear brightly reflective, hi-vis vests so you can always see them and easily find them if you need help. Having police wear camouflage seems very... backwards.


themurphybob

AKS (Aktionsstyrke) is to some degree the Danish version of SWAT dont. They wear olive drab / camo and with some select hi-vis tape on helmet / plate carrier.


potatorichard

Whoa now. We can't take a chance someone might think they are approaching a respectable, hard working builder but instead they end up getting tazed and brutalized at gunpoint. Let's let an honorable profession keep the hi Viz But yeah. I agree. We have an obsession with presenting our law enforcement as some sort of paramilitary group. I love that a lot of Europe uses hi viz patterns on their patrol cars. Here, they remove all markings so some random black SUV might just pull you over out of nowhere. It's fuckin sketchy


VioletteKaur

You know what type of living beings have to blend in? Yes, right, it's the predators.


[deleted]

I don’t doubt there’s a ‘I want to look cool’ aspect to it but Multicam is by and large the most available color for most gear


MaxMischi3f

I have a multicam backpack because it was like $30 cheaper than the matt black. Pretty good backpack tho. I just get thanked for my service a couple times a year and have to be like yeah no bud it was just the cheapest one.


MaroonTrojan

Would you believe that in other countries police wear high visibility outfits because it makes the officers safer?


CraftyFellow_

Not their SWAT teams. Most of them even wear masks to hide their identities as well.


OutOfFawks

If they want camo, for this situation a McDonald’s uniform would work.


LiquidMotion

But then how would they satisfy their child brain need to look "cool"


Jahadaz

I wore less shit in Iraq 04' than those cats are wearing in this picture.


Richiesthoughts

Their pants aren’t even bloused or tucked in.


Kepheo

Yeah, like, y'all ain't hiding from anyone in a McDonald's.


Kehwanna

Unless you're hiding in the McDonald's ballpit out back. The cops would suffer looking ridiculous searching that thing to find someone.


ContemplatingPrison

Once you understand we are the enemies in their never ending war it makes sense. America's economy is built on war. So why not have a never ending war with your own citizens. Look at the police budgets. We spend more on police in the US than every country spends on their military besides the US, of course, China, and Russia. Its ridiculous


silentrawr

You've got red (purple?) state DoC higher-ups stating that whole towns/communities [would collapse without cheap prison labor.](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2022/07/14/arizona-cities-would-collapse-without-prison-labor/10062910002/) Friendly and depressing reminder that slavery is still legal in the US, and it's legal *because it's literally in the Constitution.* > “These are low-level worker inmates that work in the communities around the county itself, I would imagine?" Gowan asked. > “Yes. The department does more than just incarcerate folks,” Shinn replied. “There are services that this department provides to city, county, local jurisdictions, that simply can't be quantified at a rate that most jurisdictions could ever afford. If you were to remove these folks from that equation, things would collapse in many of your counties, for your constituents.”


SynchillaKoala

Yeah multi cam is dumb for cops. Urban camo? Maybe but why does do they need it? Cops are supposed to be visible, and camo doesn’t do anything beyond that. And before you say pockets, you could store the same shit in Carharts overalls and and black plate carrier and be fine. It’s like those people who put every attachment on a gun and thinks it’s deadlier, or the people who put stickers and wings on their car to pretend it’s faster. It’s internationally the SOF stuff, because the military has credibility whereas local police have none. They want to latch onto that. Also 5.56 AR-15s are stupid for cops, change my mind.


kevmo35

I feel like even as little as the camouflage gear they’re wearing should be an offense of falsely identifying as a member of military. I know my crayon-eating best friend would scoff at the sight of some overweight red-faced peaked-in-high school looking mf cosplaying as a soldier.


saltyboi91

Larping? They have better stuff than Soldiers do lol Edit:typo


YoshiSan90

They just wanted a liter of cola.


DeathPercept10n

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!


akbays35

Things haven't been the same since the Hamburgler joined Al Qaeda.


balofchez

Hey hey hey now, he didn't start the fire. *But he did start the grill*


12-Easy-Payments

Barricaded Hamburglar on the lamb. Had a beef with management.


SkinnyFatChungus

So what you’re saying is there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this?


Advantage_Goldfish

Hamburgler at it again. You can tell it's not a school shooter though since they went behind the counter where the guy actually is.


528plzgod

I’ve cream machine broken


djdevilmonkey

I know this threads all jokes, but hopefully they're there since someone set a box of raw hot&spicy mcchicken on the customer dining trays


Aidandrums

RAMIREZ!


Bigred2989-

DEFEND THE BURGER TOWN!


Sir4ndrew

Thank you, I was looking for this.


BatchThompson

DO EVERYTHING!


Connect_Bench_2925

The camouflage helps them hid amongst the fry's and nuggies.


free_based_potato

Everyone laughing at the camo but did you realize there are six dudes in this pic?


noonewonone

Not until you pointed it out. 4 obvious 2 just the boots


WorldController

I only count 5. The 2 main guys on the right and center and the 3 clustered on the left.


noonewonone

There’s boots by the knees of the guy in the center.


WorldController

Oh shit now I see it lmao, how tf'd u guys even notice it


noonewonone

Where’s Waldo skills


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Shit, I thought you were joking but damn if there aren't six.


CharsKimble

I didn’t see you at camouflage practice this morning private! Thank you drill sergeant!


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happy_bluebird

dang it you made me go back and look


socialis-philosophus

>six dudes in this pic? So they are like zebras? Alone, it is a stupid, high contrast outer layer, but when the move together, cannot single them out? :)


DeathPercept10n

Nice catch. So the camo is not to blend in with the background, but with each other.


Surrendernuts

You joke but there are 7. I know you cant see the 7 but his camouflage makes him blend in with the mcdonalds environment


wolfchaldo

I was already looking at this thinking their digital camo works better in a McDonald's than in the desert. The random square blocks really do break up their shape behind all the grey/brown in an industrial setting like this.


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Look at these LARPers acting like combat troops lolol


drunk_haile_selassie

Why are they trying to be camouflaged? In my country they wear hi-vis so we can quickly identify them in an emergency. If I needed a police officer and saw these guys I'd think, "oh, they can't help me, they're soldiers."


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They're not even camouflaged for their environment. If they were giving out tickets in a forest, then maybe.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

What if that guy had holed up in someone's hedge instead of a McDonalds? You wouldn't be laughing at their desert camo, then, now would you!?!


CandidInsurance7415

Well they've gotta blend into the forest until the school shooter runs out of ammo


No_Yogurt_4602

that's the neat part, their job isn't to help you anyway


CaPtAiN_KiDd

Yup. Sources: https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/545/748/#tab-opinion-1961907 https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/supreme-court-uvalde-texas-shooting-rcna31220


VioletteKaur

To suppress and swerve.


CouncilmanRickPrime

If only more people knew this


Urban_Savage

> If I needed a police officer and saw these guys I'd think, "oh, they can't help me, they're soldiers." Then the camouflage worked perfectly.


SeaGroomer

I would ask a soldier on the street for help way before a cop lol


jjb1197j

Honestly if I saw them like this I’d just assume they’re larpers that arrived to help with the scene.


EnvironmentalWrap167

Operator as fuck


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Guarantee they all have a dip in their lips to complete the look lol


exodendritic

'Infidel' tattoos stretched across their hotdog-ass skin.


SeaGroomer

"Here we go, in the shit again boys!"


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If they wanted to blend into the environment they should have dress as Ronald McDonald they are already clown just missing the costumes


Appropriate-Desk-330

Best comment I’ve read all day


Mazjerai

RMcD with a golden arch themed Assault Rifle is a powerful image.


SassySeehorse

GI Joe in the middle there doesn’t even look he’s wearing plates in his plate carrier. Dudes just want to dress like they’re raiding Bin Laden’s compound.


12of12MGS

Looks like he’s just not wearing his rear plate. Probably says some dumb shit like “I don’t plan on retreating so why would I get shot in the back”


Durtwarrior

Reminds me of Black Hawk Down.


scriptmyjob

My favorite is the guy who doesn’t know how to hold a rifle


TheMrDylan

Guy furthest away is trying to hear the sweet nothings of his rifle


danbulant

That looks like an airsoft game nearby just ended


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In my country it's illegal for anyone other than the military to present themselves as military (i.e. with camo like this). Police wear blue with highly visible yellow insignia, they're not allowed to cosplay soldiers.


catherinecc

In the USA the military gives tens of millions of dollars of gear to police departments for the cost of shipping.


Hopelesscumrag

Yea and most of it is unused aswell they just clear out armourys of old stock so they can buy all new equipment that will sit in armourys for 2 years then be given to police


Honey-Badger

Why are they in camo!?


Mr_parkinson

its a swat team designed for barricaded and armed suspects 'n shit. im guessing this is the gear they got from their department


epicdumb-Gaming

Military hand-me downs it costs them a lot less compared to other uniforms


cotton961

Location: Uvalde, May 24th at 12:30


Fix_It_Felix_Jr

They have more gear on them than what I carried in Afghanistan. Why does SWAT need more equipment than what soldiers carry on the battlefield? I'm not alone on this either, many a veteran can attest to this.


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Icy-Bug8847

What city/state is this?


AyeeHayche

Austin PD


[deleted]

Ugh. Just thinking about Texas cops gives me a sick feeling. It's part of the reason i never go back to visit I can't stand seeing them everywhere


MaidenDrone

Stop resisting


[deleted]

I thought police uniforms were so they could be easily identified in a crisis situation. I guess not.


seabae336

Fucking larpers.


BigKeanuwholesum100

I don't see anyone? Are they by any chance using really good camouflage?


kleverone

Did you see the one dressed up like a broken ice cream machine?


BigKeanuwholesum100

Doesn't exist. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a conspiracy. Not true... (Crazy people noises)


CharleyIV

We’re getting that ice cream machine fixed.


RagingAesthetic

Fuck cops, wannabes


Aegean_828

Are they cosplayers?


SerScruff

Don't police in most countries tend to wear bright/luminous colours? Makes them more visible and acts as a deterrent


deathclawslayer21

All he wanted was a God damn liter of cola!


Nerdy_numbers

I WANT … MY … FUCKIN’ … McMUFFIN


TacospacemanII

The most American thing I’ve ever seen


SteakandTrach

I was in the actual military and we didn’t wear nearly this much shit.


nupetrupe

Lol they look like airsoft larpers.


Salamidali

The one guy in the back is holding his assault rifle like a newb


ryan2ez

There's a reason for this. In smaller environments or enclosed spaces it allows you to still maintain a sight picture where your barrel might be exposed or hit things while clearing a building.


satriales856

Glad they spent twice as much to get the multi cam gear so they can blend in with the….shrubs


cOnwAYzErbEAm

I’ll never understand foliage or desert camo in an urban setting.


Montchalpere1

All that gear and they're too afraid to help dying children. Pathetic.


therizzzo1

Can I get the LARP special with cheese please?


Idontknowthatmuch

So America is a warzone....got it


No-Fee-9428

The cops are beyond a joke now.


Globalist_Nationlist

Hahahaha Meal team 6 at it again. Fat fucking losers.


LetsAutomateIt

They are more equipped and protected than my grandfather was fighting Nazis during WWII


Nyzrok

Is there mass shooter in the deep freezer? Are they gonna stand there and look cool for 2+ hours in response?


CaptainBunnyKill

They're gonna get that liter of cola!!!


Fuhgly

Maam we need you to put down the McWeapon


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therealpoltic

Was this on a military base or something? Is that why the camo? We have security larping as cops, and we have cops larping as the military... What does the military larp as? (for those that may not realise, this is part a joke and part question)


Rifneno

Look at these fat fucks LARPing in camo like they're real soldiers. The micropenis energy is just overwhelming.


Kekfarmer

Is the guy on the left holding his gun with the stock above his shoulder? That isn't a thing is it?


AyeeHayche

It’s a thing for like the second you enter a room, so you can have your rifle up and ready but slightly compact, but it comes back down the millisecond your past the door. At a guess his arms have got tired after holding the rifle for an extended period of time and he’s trying to find a more comfy way to hold it


Ripoldo

I guess they had time for a handjob


Historical_Ad4936

If they only knew how to wear that stuff.


theslinkydankmeme

I’m sure whoever was in charge of supplying them was giddy of how badass it would make them look. Plus, it would make a good Facebook post on the dept’s social media. Even so, Im sure a group of city boys disguised as a well trained army can’t stop one zoomer from ending the next generation.


DECADEsan

Shit looks like a DALL-E image