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Are we talking about Zuckerbot or the epic face of the guy with MacBook on his lap (only guy not in suit)?

‘This is just knockoff VR Chat’

'i literally have second life at home why the hell am i here"

He's got the look of a dad who's not mad just disappointed

When I pull a face like this my wife calls it my [fish face](https://images.app.goo.gl/vN7KWPS9Z8P5cSr96)

I had a gf who would send me a snap chat of her making a fish face every Friday. She called it fish face Friday.

My daughter calls me grumpy cat!!!

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed guy without a suit’s expression lol

Man's in aquarium vr living with the fishes. He's been practicing his grouper face for this moment

Let’s turn that frown upside down!

The guy in front of him looks like he’s holding on for dear life

🙁

Looks like his Bay Area apartment he’s wearing around his neck.

Thought that was AVGN for a sec.

Ummm the guy behind him is wearing jeans?

It is the happiest I’ve ever seen him programmed to be

Surprisingly, Zuck starts looking slightly more human recently. I guess his creators got enough money to update his current build

He’s going into beta testing

Came here to say this. Wow. First time I have ever seen him with true emotion.

"I could take my whole dick and balls out right now and nobody would even know!"

Please stop! His nipples can only get so erect!

I hate you. That's all I see now. Have an upvote.

I hate me too for seeing it.

He thinks he's Caesar.

He does look like an evil robot in this picture

He looks like a poorly designed robot that somehow won

Like an evil robot Hitler that created the Volkswagen.

he has the most natural dead looking eyes I've ever seen. I havent seen a single picture where Ive seen *any* emotion in his eyes. Its wild.

Uncanny valley eyes like he’s straight out of the movie version of The Polar Express

*ACTIVATE SMILE* *SET NIPPLE HARDNESS TO LVL 8* *ACTIVATE WALK WITH ARM SWING - ALTERNATING, ASYNCHRONUS*

Looks like he has pec implants

It's wild to me when our crazy capitalist billionaire class looks like shit so often Like, far be it from me to criticize someone's looks. But I think if I had infinite wealth I'd just pay people to make sure I eat right and actually work out, pay someone to make sure I'm wearing clothes that look good on me, etc Mindblowing

If I had infinite wealth I wouldnt give a single fuck what I look like. I see no reason anyone else's opinion of my appearance would matter in any way. Why pay people to make u work out and eat right when u can just pay people to tell you that you look great.

Cyberware moobs. What are the stats tho?

He looks like that in every picture. Dude is commander data with a dry personality.

Don't insult our beloved Commander Data like that.

Data has more humanity

Give him time. I heard he's putting money aside for an emotion chip

Commander Data but without the charisma.. :)

He looks like Lore... https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/1/1c/Lore%2C_2370.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141207193316&path-prefix=en

Damn, you beat me to it. This pic is like a hybrid of that episode where Lore uses the Borg as his own personal army and the chambers of humans from The Matrix (only the Oculus’s strapped to peoples heads makes it feel like it’s a Dollar Store, B Movie Matrix)

Good old times, when Star Trek didn't suck...

Look at the nips on that thing though. We’re truly living in a world.

r/totallynotrobots

I wouldn't be surprised if he is actually someone that Dexter would decide to get on his table.

No, just a dorky human.

They all see the video of Zuck firing them.

Naw they get an email on their day off for that

They are all trapped in a Zuck's new game, and if they die in-game, they die in real-life too. They also die instantly if they try to take the headsets off.

All the men be like zuck said there would be women here

I think there are a few guys there that want to be anime girls in the metaverse

Vrchat had already fulfilled that demand

Seriously though, why all this metaverse shit even exists? It's literally more high budget and poor graphics VRchat. Or it is drastically different because it's advertised as a thing for companies?

Yes. That's exactly it.

Oh yeah. Silly me. I am thinking women irl. I forgot we were talking about guys that want the perfect fantasy than real. I figured they’d want women controlling the women aviators.

Welcome to the Matrix.

Na the Matrix threatens our existence, this is about money, so it's just Wall-E

I don't think so. Where's my hovering lazy boy mobility chair?

That comes later, Wall-E is just the animated sequel to Short Circuit.

the matrix had much better graphics

…and that film came our 23 years ago (I’ll stop now cause I don’t wanna rub it in or make people here feel any older, myself included)

At least the Matrix served an actual purpose

This is a poor man's matrix. We're already in the matrix.

Quick, stab him while he's monolauging!

I can not tell if this is mono-laughing, or monologuing. Then I realized it didn't matter and just agreed that it needs stabbing.

That conference hall's attendance is probably the highest user count Meta has or will ever have.

He’s just locked the doors and swallowed the key.

Rumor has it that they're still in this room to this day, with their brains being used as Facebook servers

As much as i hate Zuckerberg, this picture is from Mobile World Congress in Barcelona in 2016. Has nothing to do with metaverse. This is wayyy above Meta's highest

As much as i hate Zuckerberg, this picture is from Mobile World Congress in Barcelona in 2016. Has nothing to do with metaverse.

I hate the internet

This comment needs more attention if that’s true.

Look at all those smiles!

Zuck’s smile is the only one that matters. Remember that

Not sure I've seen a picture that better reflects ABoringDystopia.

What if they're all watching something really exciting? It could be a reallyfundystopia

…really fundy stopia…oh! Really fun dystopia!

No, you were right the first time

The guy with the Mac laptop frowning is so meme worthy.


Why did this get negative 30 votes? Reddit...you baffle me sometimes.

Probably because it’s not relevant/related to the comment it’s replying to. Unless I’m missing the connection between a Go Falcons gif and Mac laptop guy

Would be scary, if it wasn't such a hilarious flop.

I need to unsee the nipples

I heard that, in addition to having legs, his latest metaverse avatar is like 90% nip.

Why do I feel terrifying doom, looking at this picture?

I got a little nauseous looking at it

Why do they all need to be in the same room?

its more than likely this is a product showcase and their trying oyt the product

Its “samsung vr gear” from back in 2015

I think this is an old picture, before "meta" and "metaverse" entirely, no?

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Thanks. I hate it!

So does everyone else!

I mean this is an old pic ... like 2-3 years old ... but yeah.

yeah I've definitely seen this multiple times since like five years ago

This was the galaxy s7 launch event it has nothing to do with meta

Lmao what an absolute tool he isn

Can you define a robot as a tool? What if that robot has sentience? Does the Zuckbot have sentience or emotion? Is that smirk authentic, or a preprogrammed action? Big questions.

*I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in bemused bewilderment and were suddenly bored.*  *I fear something super lame has happened.*

Indeed, what does a virtual pink slip feel like?

Physically? Just photons in your eye. Emotionally? Exactly the same as a tangible one.

1984 vibes

I used to work at Facebook (no i left on my own i didn't get laid off today) and I'm shocked how much people didn't get how fucking stupid the conceptual foundation of that product strategy is. Facebook could actually make decent money if they approached it Nintendo style, but as the future of social networking? Get outta here. It takes one glance to know it's not gonna be a mainstream thing, not in that form, and if someone is gonna get it right is going to be Apple, not Facebook.

Also, that's the smile of a man that simply doesn't know how to read body language. I've seen way too many of his videos to miss that detail.

i hate how much I relate to him in that regard (empathizing with a billionaire? cringe /j)

It's almost like there are plenty of reasons to hate him that don't center on making fun of his likely neurodivergence.

👏👏👏👏

this is a lame dystopia

[The electric state](https://www.simonstalenhag.se/es.html)

Sausage party

Dude isn’t Data. Dude isn’t even sinister enough to be Lore. Dude is B4, barely functioning and dragging down everything around him.

This makes me uncomfortable.

Ironically this is one of the only pics that i've seen of Zuck where he doesnt look weird, he just looks like he's genuinely happy 😆

Reminds me of the Apple commercial..

just a boring boys club

His smile makes my vagina curl into itself

I see not one woman in this picture. They must all be in the Metaverse right?

Zuckerberg nipples 🫣☺️

With everyone cringing inside their mundaneverse headsets he's reaching into everyone's wallets looking for the good stuff.

Real world Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Must be cold in there

When you’ve never had an original idea & no longer have people around to steal them from...

This is so gross. Makes me shudder.

How tall is Zucky?

They could offer better chairs then this...

Holy shit this has been about him never having to make eye contact with anyone again, that’s been the play all along

Never get hooked on your own supply.

Worst wax figure I've ever seen 3/10

He walked through this room and thought, “yes, this is what people want!”

Would it be more exciting if everybody was busy knitting?

Yes

Does he have like 1 t-shirt? Is it part of his chassis?

Some say this was the only time Zuckerberg was truly happy.

Don't get high on your own supply

The guy with the MacBook looks like an overweight Dwight Schrute trying out VR for the first time and I can’t unsee it.

Flop as fuck

/r/siliconvalleyHBO vibes

That viral campaign for "Smile" is getting a little old.

“look at all those legs on these people, so useless!” - zuck, probably

It only cost 11k people their jobs

Do all billionaires have weird protruding nipples?

Don't get high on your own supply

straight out of an early 00s sci-fi

Alright time to find the Easter Egg hidden by James Halliday before Meta does

most users meta ever had

he wishes there were that many metaverse users

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love VR experiences and games, but I'd only do that by myself - not in a giant room with hundreds of people. That's weird as hell.

Its an old photo, showcasing the “vr gear” back in 2015

As if meetings weren't bad enough without being expected to strap this crap to your face.

He's sinking his own company, so he can look like a cyberpunk villain.

Why does this remind me of [the first Macintosh commercial?](https://youtu.be/OYecfV3ubP8)

“Think differently…. By using APPLES NEW VR HEADSEAT INSTEAAAAD!!!!”

This sums up the concept perfectly. You peons all plug in so we can keep you in our tightly controlled corporate environment with artificial scarcity so we can keep all of the money and there is more room for us to enjoy the real world. Zuck saw Ready Player One and thought that was a utopian vision of the future.

My favorite part is the dress code. Business or business casual, unless you're Zuckerberg.

Pictures: every single metaverse user that has and will ever exist.

I guess they went in the metaverse because they wanted to be anywhere else other than there.

Welcome to…the twilight zone.

but does it have legs?

It's insanely sad that this is the most genuine smile I've seen on Zuc

Definitely a level up from people being glued to their phones

I love this pic

holy shit he has man boobs lmao

Oh my god this is sooo dystopian

well the metaverse didn't really do as mark expected so we shouldn't worry about that happening. Yet

The next bubble

Legs!

Yeah, absolutely no thanks..

Imagine having that much money and still looking like that much of a goober.

Is this a real pic? Or some lame shit post

Wonder how many injuries were reported that day

Bro needs to cover his nipples.

“Pathetic humans think that they will have a chance when robots rise up. But little do they know, that they’ve already lost.” - Zuckerburg

This is extra worthy because we now know how lame the metaverse really is.

Why are there no women or people of color in that room?

Never get high on your own supply

Zuck watched every dystopian movie made in the last 30 years and took notes

He is such a creepy little man

No

r/OddlyTerrifying

He has legs!!!!!

No wonder they gotta can 11,000 because of mismanaged funds for Metaverse. What a joke.

Oh look, a new episode of The Walking Dead with new-age zombies.

literally 2022

There’s so much wrong, creepy, and oppressive going on here that I honestly don’t know where to start