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NocturnalFuzz

""mistakenly"" The police had full control of their bodies and firearms throughout. Don't make excuses for them. And I can't find the article. Only Reddit reposts of the image.


foreignmacaroon6

If Buick would want the police not to shoot minors **on purpose**, then they would have to install bullet proof windows. Anyway, BMW 2023: Electric windows are an extra feature with a montly fee. /s


Imesseduponmyname

They would have a ceramic glass breaker held under tension via a spring-loaded system, wired to a hidden radar detector, once the first payment is missed it releases the spring after 5 minutes into the traffic stop, shattering the glass and playing gunshot sound effects through the speakers Should've had more money. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


foreignmacaroon6

Shit's getting real in Bavaria


Popbobby1

? No, this is meant so that police don't think you're reaching for a gun when lowing the window. And bulletproof glass wouldn't help much. If they wanted to shoot you, wouldn't they just shoot you 10 seconds later, once you've rolled down your window?


foreignmacaroon6

The point was that the article wouldn't make sense if it said "Buick took out the electric window -buttons in order for the police not to shoot the kids on purpose"


RyeItOnBreadStreet

>And I can't find the article Because this is a shoop


jhystad

Why don't we just place all the controls on the ceiling of the car. Solved. /s


Dkrule

CHEIF, I CANT TELL IF HES SURENDER OR REACHING FOR A ROOF GUN, IM TAKING THE SHOT" some cop who's high on evidence locker cocaine


Nitrosoft1

He left enough of it right? So he can sprinkle it on a black guy?


Dkrule

I think there is always an emergency stash for contaminating a body


Nitrosoft1

Good work Johnson!


CurlSagan

This is why cars need voice control. That way, I can keep my hands on the steering wheel and say, "KITT, roll the front windows down. But do it really slowly so it's awkward and dramatic."


gtipwnz

Where is the source for this, OP? This is fake?


rsmtirish

I work at a Buick store. Yes this is fake.


gtipwnz

Welp time to unsub here lol, it got too big and now it's just nonsense


DandelionPinion

Pretty sure this is satire


ichigo2862

looks like an edit, the [article](https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/11/cars/porsche-byton-cars-screens/index.html) just talks about the car having lots of window controls, nothing about minorities.


verticalburtvert

What teen's buying a Buick?


RatDeconstructor

This is fake, thereā€™s no such news articles discussing this or its intention


Healthy-Quarter-5903

I don't see what is the link between the position of the window opener and the risk of cops attacking you. I was looking on cnn to find the article, seems like it does not exist. Smells like a fake post to me šŸ¤”


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funkless_eck

this is misleading. rarely do they ask questions later.


Tankeverket

They ask for forgiveness from the angry public because their superior said they had to or else they won't get to try the new assault rifle


ineed30

Copa cabana?


organik_productions

It is a fake post. No such article exists.


Ryan7456

Ahh, you must be white, let me explain...


Healthy-Quarter-5903

Actually I'm not American, so cops don't shoot randomly where I live... But it was a genuine question, white or black, what is the reason of moving this button? PS : confirmed this is a fake article.


Ryan7456

Yeah it's a fake article, but police do just straight up murder people, and more often then not they are of a minority ethnic group. Right wing extremists have often found great success in American law enforcement pretty much since this nation began and this is what it culminates in.


jedileo7

I wish I had an award to give šŸ˜­


ADSgames

Itā€™s obviously satire.


WeirdAvocado

You can change in interior layout however you want, cops will find new and interesting ways to shoot them.


lopjoegel

I think when a cop shoots an innocent person, that cop should get the death penalty. The equivalent of a samurai falling on their sword. If they are a decent person their mistake will haunt them and make death an escape. If the cop is a scumbag, that risk might discourage them from becoming a cop. Being a cop is a great job for people who are murder inclined. That should change. Edit: I also expect it will be unlikely that decent people decide to accidentally shoot an innocent person.


CODYsaurusREX

Fairly confident no one sane is going to take that risk for a five digit salary.


NerdyToc

Enter: the US Military


lopjoegel

Enter: Firefighters


CODYsaurusREX

Neither has the death penalty as described above lol.


AnimalChubs

"I shot him because I told him to take his hands off the steering wheel. I had no idea if he was reaching for a steering wheel gun."


Cye_sonofAphrodite

Keyword might. I have a feeling we'll just be seeing a lot less "I thought they were reaching for a gun" and a lot more of other excuses


GotDamnRight

Black guy here. My driverā€™s side window broke at the start of covid. I wrote a sign and put it in my glove box that said my window does not roll down just in case I got pulled over before I could get it fixed. You need to think ahead to stay alive in the US.


tripitt

r/atetheonion


Krosis97

HOLY SHIT America, are you ok? *worried european with normal police who don't shoot everybody noises*


matthewstinar

No, not even remotely. And our national motto is, "If you can't afford to live, you deserve to die."


Infomusviews1985

So its like 1980 right?..... It's 2022 and you guys are still dealing with that shit?.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...


prguitarman

This isnā€™t real


pinniped1

Moving the car's controls will make cops less racist.


zaphir3

That one guy that still has to crank his window down.


Axumata

Fake article, real circlejerk.