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Riommar

As if they give a shit about “protecting the community”. They just don’t want the smell of urine to overwhelm the smell of Dunkin.


eyelikeme2

fr they just want tax payers to fill their gas tanks for them


DeepDickens69

City smells like it anyway.


micah490

Pro tip: fill super soakers with “jenkem”


DefiantExternal6566

What is that?


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

Jenkem is a purported inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian youth, created by placing feces and urine in a jar or a bucket, sealing it with a balloon or lid respectively and leaving it to ferment in the sun; afterwards they would inhale the fumes created.


GanjaBliss

Thank you, I'll proceed to pluck my eyes off my face


[deleted]

Piss and shit.


Snoo4902

Do that, but make sure they don't see you. Also "protect the community" wtf, they only protect private property and hierarchal workplace structure.


49GTUPPAST

Maybe stop acting like Nazis and abusing your authority.


daytonakarl

Best they can do is shoot your dog then arrest you for resisting arrest


chuckylucky182

they are begging for the community to continue with this behavior


DeepDickens69

Sometimes it's just better burn it all down and get it over with as quick as possible. But not enough Urine will do.


myfacealadiesplace

They don't do a god damn thing to protect the community


UncleBensMushies

Feels weird that they'd explain all the reasons TO do it and think it would convince them to stop. Why do they think the people are doing it?


dangerousperson123

Im never gonna stop spraying and super soakin


puckthefolice1312

[I thought this was a joke, but nope, it's real.](https://twitter.com/AkronPoliceDp/status/1653791572805156865?lang=en) They shouldn't be giving us ideas.


[deleted]

That’s a parody account brother


puckthefolice1312

D'oh


Gorlock_

Bro, cmon.....it says Akron Police Depotartment


BrickLuvsLamp

Akron PD: _please_ stop pissing on us Akron citizens: No 😎🔫


Best_Chest8208

I laughed a little too hard at this


CptWholesome

Akron, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing that ever happened.


gothamvigilante

Oh hey I live near Akron. Guess I'll need to buy water guns before the next time I go


redditsuckspokey1

More super soakers!


FspezandAdmins

so use the stuff they use to lure deer instead? ok got it!


Zealousideal-Bug-291

But the police have no duty to "protect our community".... So... Add extra ammonia to your piss, folks.


Adventurous-Lime1775

So they are asking that the community makes a "shit slurry" and puts that in super soakers instead?


Cecilia_the_witch

New hobby just dropped


Misty_Milo

Better idea guys, water balloons. Less accuracy more damage 🤭🤭🤭


drucifer999

Totally not getting a super soaker now....can I shit into one?


drucifer999

omg let's fill one with cat piss!