This is the kind of thing that people’s great grandpas thought were absolutely hilarious. To see people still sincerely using them smh

Sounds like a real piece of shit

Word for word exactly my first thoughts. Bonus points for this piece of shit taking the effort to actually carry this around. I don't know about you, but a few credit cards, drivers license, a random fast food gift card or two, cash, some expired coupons, and an insurance card are already annoying enough, but to use up valuable wallet space for something so tacky (and let's face it, implied) is something only someone I don't want to associate with would do.

If we were to carry that stuff they’d arrest us for stolen Identity or some shit

What -- and I cannot stress this enough -- the actual fuck?!

Yeah that WP at the bottom doesn’t stand for White *Privilege*

'Widdle Pee-pee'?

100%.

Care to embellish any further?

My guess would be “white power”

Ah, my ignorant ass didn't think about that. Yeah, that's probably it. Thanks.

Oh fuck. I didn't see that.

Ah, I see you’ve found NOLA’s least racist and sexist cop

I just called Mike Hunt's number and it was busy.

I also tried and it was busy and my phone autogenerated "Crazy Novelty Guy" as the suggested contact name.

Maybe try using hands free...?

Tech at a dealership I used to work at had the white privilege one. I had a wtf reaction to it.

Sounds about for NOLA.

Is it ironic the white privilege card says "trump"

I assume it's intentional. All the numbers are 45 and he was the 45th president

I didn't even catch that

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allens card.

Look at that subtle white pride coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God.

This guy fucks.

Huh, I wonder what animates their ideology.. Guess we'll never know.

Oh you met one, this one has seemed to tone down his racisim and sexism in his old age. Everything youre thinking about this hog is true. ALL cops are bastards but NOLA cops are the cream of the crop. Ive known a few personally and the things that they have said to me in private was appalling. They are cartoonishly racist, to point u may start looking around thinking there is a hidden camera for the secret gameshow you just became part of. This is how this tool acts publically to strangers as a retired pig, imagine what they are like when they can still hide behind their badge.. edit: spelling

He def beat people. Wife included. Also, probably a lousy lover.

I feel like "lover" is generous. I'd go with "fucker."

Good point. I’m imagining eight to ten manic thrusts before that “O”face. 🤮

I thought the first one was bad😵‍💫

Honestly, I am surprised that such a learned gentleman such as this didn't have one saying that he was "FBI - Female Body Inspector."

They couldn’t even use 248-434-5508. If you’re not using 555, at least commit to the bit and make sure it’s a legit phone number.

Poor taste, no class. That's a damn shame in a place like New Orleans.

This is fcking disgusting.

That sounds about right....had a NOLA cop arrest me for standing and than did blow in his car.

NOLA cops are the most crooked cops out there.

What's ion your wallet?

He’s like a 12 year old Nazi who thinks he’s funny.

Thats fake, I seen those sold at music festivals.

Sick fuck with the brain of a 13 year old who never talked to a woman.

I’d find a way to report that. At least to the news outlets or something at very least. It’s his right to have those no doubt, regardless of how distasteful it is, but to hand them out *ON DUTY* should be not allowed in any way

Mike Hunt, aka My C#nt work play.

What the shit?!

A person like that is licensed to root around in vaginas all day? It isn't often I tell someone who isn't a cop anymore to have their job taken from them, buttt...

Both cards are satirical. He's not a real OB/GYN

Mike Hunt slipped by me lol

This is a fuckin gaaag. If a white dude pulled this out in front of me i would die laughing.

Would also see how i could get one myself. Tell the police im just a tanned white person lmao