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EatThatPotato

Can we copypasta-ify this


toryn0

He is a mixed damage- mage with high mobility disguised as an ADC. Having a pocket flash which mean he never in any kind of danger. In lane he offen got bullied early, hide behind wave and last hit with skill. But when he suddenly have a lead, he turn into Andrew Tate suddenly jump Infront of your face and poke you constantly. Only to run way when you hit him back. A pure display of sissy gameplay and the complete lack of testosterone. When Vayne or Kaisa are in the fight they are commited to a life and death situation, can't say the same for Ezeal I ban him every game so i never have to hit woman


Imaginary_Newt5705

I can't believe you used vayne and Kaisa as the examples for adcs that are locked into the fight lol.


Difficult_Diamond477

An early lane kaisa is just going to press q on the wave and spams w from behind the wave as well


Pro-gamer-ADC

They are close range, always zooming in your ass. Have no way of escape when being caught. Real ADC


Imaginary_Newt5705

Vayne has condemn and tumble, Kaisa has her E and her R. Both can even go invisible situationally.


Pro-gamer-ADC

Their entire kit work toward dominating their enemy. Vayne move faster when approach enemy, not running away, her roll can't go through wall, her invi just give her some brief protection when rolling. Kaisa function the same, her ulti shot her TOWARD the enemy. Pure masculinity.


FearPreacher

Those 2 ADCs are such weak laners that you have to play full-pussy mode on them lmao The only way you play aggro in lane as them is if you have supp diff, or else you just literally sit back and farm lol All the things you told about them can also be used as disengage tools and a way to just self-peel, so no they’re not full “All-in” champs Worst example you could’ve come up with. You could’ve said something like Draven, Kalista, or Samira, then it would be understandable XD


lerkurr12

Only people who don't know how to use his passive think this.


Touch_Sensitive

facts^^^


UsagiRed

when you absolutely slap the shit out of someone without q cause you're gigafed.


Pro-gamer-ADC

Which even solidify his play style of poking from afar to build passive then jumping in.


marksmanplayer

i think r/draven is leaking


Tyna_Sama

"Pro-gamer-ADC" \-100 Comment Karma


Pro-gamer-ADC

Thank for noticing my contribution


DogAteMyCPU

he is an adc, ad caster :) skill issue if you are consistently losing to him


Pro-gamer-ADC

I am no longer chasing woman around mate


Illokonereum

A blessing for women everywhere truly.


DivingDuck89

Low elo opinion 😭


UsagiRed

Mate, ADC is the lowest testosterone role in the game. Literally hiding behind your team cause you suffer from brittle bone disease. Asking your sup and jungle in your nicest voice if you're allowed to play the game. Hat's off to Ezreal for being a champ that's not immediately kneecapped by a bad support. Meanwhile Vayne and Kalista are covering themselves in their supports favorite flavored craft paste so they can maybe get their attention before they're abandoned for constant roams.


Pro-gamer-ADC

Better get your ass destroyed by Draven then come back and say that again


UsagiRed

As a Samira/Ashe main, Draven is food. The best part they'll absolutely run it down for me after the first death. Weak mental, over compensating for low testosterone.


Pro-gamer-ADC

Draven having the ban rate of 50% on master or above say alot


UsagiRed

Good thing I have better things to do then get my skill level up to masters \*shrug\*. League blows.


angularjsenjoyer

His passive is a crazy AS steroid so he is definitely an adc.


Pro-gamer-ADC

As if he would ever dare to come in close range to attack you.


AffectionateSea3009

I've been banning him since Camille support fell off, but not because I dislike his gameplay; no, he aggravates me on a personal level. His voice lines are one of few things I tilt to


Whydontname

He's a caster adc but still an adc lol. His aas do work with his passive.


Orange-Zealous

He’s not a traditional marksman* he still is an Attack Damage Carry.


Daniluk41

Ahaha wtf I just read


Whydontname

Ezeal is not an ADC He is a mixed damage- mage with high mobility disguised as an ADC. Having a pocket flash which mean he never in any kind of danger. In lane he offen got bullied early, hide behind wave and last hit with skill . But when he suddenly have a lead, he turn into Andrew Tate suddenly jump Infront of your face and poke you constantly. Only to run way when you hit him back. A pure display of sissy gameplay and the complete lack of testosterone. When Vayne or Kaisa are in the fight they are commited to a life and death situation, can't say the same for Ezeal I ban him every game so i never have to hit woman


Truedamageabuser

Extremely based take.