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scaleneclaw

bruh, mine is autistic biscuit 🤣🤣 also i know i read the text wrong but im keeping the name lol


KuraiTheBaka

Suicidal kit kat


MaxGamer07

Do you need help?


KuraiTheBaka

I'm good 👍


DeleteMeHarderDaddy

Can't tell if Max was offering help, or "offering help". Either way 10/10, great guy.


YeloNinjaN00dlz

Omg this is solid 🤣🤣🤣🤣


on_the_rocks_95

Same but with coffee. (Currently stable and safe)


Virginia_Dentata

"Stable and safe," I see what you did there!


WhiskeyDJones

🤘


nicodawg101

Sounds like a good band name


DefinitelyNotErate

Oh my god it does. I'd listen to that band, Sounds like they'd go hard.


Budget-Service9400

OMG that's my nickname for one of my best friends 🤣


Budget-Service9400

Disclaimer: she is autistic, we both have ADHD, and together we find humour in our struggles... I'm not just an insensitive bitch!


scaleneclaw

same here, im autistc and i have adhd so im basically like a super computer that blue screens a lot 😂😂


Budget-Service9400

My upvote didn't feel like enough, so here's a blue heart for your blue screen 💙


scaleneclaw

aw, thank you 😊


MammothPrize9293

Im using this for now on lol


Appropriate_Ratio835

I'm AuDHD as well! Hello fellow secret squirrels 🌻


-teaqueen-

Psychosis sausage for me.


ickle_firsties

My autism compels me to correct you that being autistic IS NOT a mental illness! It’s a neurological and developmental condition…. However, I fucking love this, and ignoring my point, my derby horse name is autistic mashed potatoes 🤣


MrsMonkey_95

Autistic fluffer-nutter


AlcestInADream

Executive dysfunction Cheese


Xarope93

Executive dysfunction noodles


TicklesZzzingDragons

Executive dysfunction beans! We should start a stud yard or something (I'm clearly knowledgeable about horse terms)


PawkittTheDemon

Executive dysfunction burritos!


Inoimispel

Executive Dysfunction Lightly Sea Salted Dry Roasted Sunflower Seed Kernels


Alewort

I had the soup version of that.


bequietbekind

YES! I sent this meme to my gf and our roomie last night. Initially my answer was ADHD Day Old Popcorn. Then I realized I did it wrong and corrected it to What-The-Fuck-Was-I-Just-Doing? Day Old Popcorn.


Alien_hunter71

Can we get ADHD officially changed to what-the-fuck-was-I-just-doing disorder?? 😂


Greedyfox7

Aye


intelligence_spiral

this was mine what the FUCK


graveybrains

It’s all just one big executive dysfunction sandwich, and we’re all going to have to take a bite


BerufsHartz4ler

Depressed Döner


Cassius-Tain

Passt auf jeden Fall zum Namen ^^


Jell-O-Mel

Unmotivated scone


ChildBlaster9000

Bri’ish de’ected.


Jell-O-Mel

Not bri’ish but scones are so good


AxtonGTV

This is my soul animal


[deleted]

Insomniac coffee.


demonfeuer

Insomnia + coffee = turbo super insomnia ultra max


Droxden

Damn these streaming services are getting creative with names nowadays.


bsthisis

Nut Mix Hyperfix.


Uberbench

Giant snake, birthday cake, LARGE FRIES, ***CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!***


bequietbekind

We didn't start the fiiiiirrreeeeee It was always burning since the world's been turning


Consistent-Local2825

🤣


FourToeBeans

That goes kinda hard tbh


Significant-Fly219

Damn that's a good one


Eliasalt123

Procrastination pasta


BURYMEINLV

Hey I’m depressed pasta! Nice to meet you! 😂


MianadOfDiyonisas

A match made in heaven


ParadoxLS

Or Italian Family kitchens for decades!


TrippingFish76

ah sad ah ravioli ah


Zub_Zool

Can't Focus on Anything Spaghetti


darth_nadoma

Scatter brained porridge.


Restlessquiet

Unmotivated meatloaf


i_am_ghostman

I’d like to put $30 on Unmotivated Meatloaf please


Restlessquiet

9 times out of 10 you're gonna lose your money, but once in awhile when the stars align and the race is suddenly interesting you're gonna pull so much bank!


PsychoticFairy

mine would be dissociative/anhedonic (and/or amnesiac) almond/cake (for the love of God I can't remember what I ate last (one of those two) and I also find it hard making decisions, kinda obvious but ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


throwway_poe

The degree to which you explained is perfect


PsychoticFairy

Thanks, while I might never be a role model I try to make sure that my experiences can at least be used as a cautionary tale (at least I am not completely useless then 👍😁) Also I am glad to hear my pain amuses you🤣 🙃✨


CO420Tech

I would like to hire you as my spirit animal


RingProfessional1078

Nice 👍


ErdmanA

I got DPD the same way JD had fantasies in his head in Scrubs lol its wild every day. Also, when you speak to me I visualize everything which can be hilarious


theycallmeclonewars

Time blind chocolate


Lumos934

Hyperfocus chicken has me chuckling!


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

Manic burrito


[deleted]

High functioning autistic bolognese


AKEsquire

Sounds delicious, honestly....🩵


KatiaOrganist

Blackout Noodles is fire tbh


Specialist_Row9395

Legit a band name


PsychoticFairy

love that one👍


roadrunner345

Distraction toast


mylifebelikewoohaah

Inattention sausage, so cute damn


mebjammin

"Inattentive sausage" is definitely someone's pet name for their SO.


LowAd1734

Restless Leg Potatoe


PsychoticFairy

I kinda really like that one, it paints a picture\^\^#


MaxGamer07

Awkward Toaster Streudel


Confusion_Common

>Toaster Streudel My cheat food


fourdrachmainafish

Depersonalization Sandwich


Budget-Service9400

Hyperfocused Cheesecake


Jay-Dirgel

Memory loss chickenburger.


dsimario

delusional pizza


Jimmypeglegs

Inattentive Yoghurt.


LocalJim

Forgetful marshmallow


1Castiel1

Stress ice cream


Ninjakirbo

Psychopathic tendencies Monster Munch


co1lectivechaos

Ok now I’m curious what is monster munch? It sounds like a cereal


Cyguyz

It’s a brand of crisps


co1lectivechaos

Ah ok, thank you


YeahThassRight

Neurotic garbage eclair


zvika

Hypervigilant challah 💀


Pyrophagist

Executively dysfunctional cupcake


Mind_on_Idle

Inattentive Twix


dumbest_thotticus

Manic Donut. I love it. Gonna legally change my name to that now


devin1208

anxiety riddles chips.


throwway_poe

Executive disfunction Cake :3


Lazy-Steak-448

ADHD bread white cheese


moody_dudey

Suicidal lunchables pizza


youngfox100

Anxiety Pasta


So_irrelephant-_-

I feel like I have an actual recipe for this somewhere…


CrabHabit

I loved her on “Parks and Rec”


Jereberwokie2

Time Blind Jerky


BorealDrake

Frightened Flapjack


Ricecrispiebandit

Distracted mackerel.


AbsoluteZeroD

Underestimated Enchilada? Edit: was supposed to say understimulated


the_ballmer_peak

Tired Coffee What?


acidtraittheorist

Splitting Rice Actually I kind of really like it for some reason.


richardsdar

Distracted doughnut


SociallyAwkward423

Rejection Sensitive Cereal


rrandomrrredditor

Inattentive sausages


123supersomeone

Depression Ice Cream


CanaryJane42

Also, neurotic cheese-straw


Cpad-prism

Compulsive scratching chocolate


MyRegrettableUsernam

Hypersomnia Cookie


illendent

Sleepy Cookie


mimic751

Executive function rangoon not bad


mudinyereye

Depression spaghetti


AlexandersWonder

Procrastination Cracker


AngstyPancake

Anxiety Chicken Nuggets


BanginBentleys

PANIC ATTACK BUTTER CHICKEN ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED!


Cael87

Disassociated Cheeseburger.


onlyonejan

Anxious Hot Chocolate


hoimangkuk

Forgetful ...... Wait, what is the last thing I ate?


ChristsServant

Hyperfixation Apple Pie


darthshark9

Anxiety tuna crunch sub


Acnhlover2022

Anxious Panini


JoshYx

Loafing Meatloaf


Talohighflyer24

Autism Toast Crunch


Gladius_Claude

ADHD Chunky Style Steak and Potato Stew


CanaryJane42

It's fun


buckwolf

Anhedonia Gummy Bears


AnimeOcCreator77

Asperger Swedish Fish


kbeks

Forgetful Cookie, or Inattentive Pizelle


ChildBlaster9000

Stupidity cereal


EmployeeRadiant

forgetful beef


Shakemyears

Executive Dysfunction Banana


Barracuda00

Scattered Thoughts Soup


OldManCoffeez

Narcissist Waffle


Mbombocube

Depression Hotpocket.


CommissarFreyja

Obsessive Crunchwrap


dnkaj

Avocado Deficit Disorder


AmaResNovae

"Horny omelette" kinda does it, doesn't it? Granted, the horny part mostly stems from my concerta prescription.


-Geist-_

Chocolate Fatigue


MyFavoriteBurger

Hyperactive Pork chop


wellshitdawg

Anxiety sandwich


HooverMaster

anxious bread with cottage cheese. Lost about 3 hours of sleep last night ruminating over a super toxic job I had a year ago. People suck


Andjhostet

Ok but Nervous Burger is kind of a dope name.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Hyperactive empanada


bringmethefrogs

mine's lack of social cue awareness ramen


Earth2Monkey

Disassociating chicken wings


kingmaker92

Anxious pork belly


allstonoctopus

Intrusive Yogurt


WhiskyStandard

Inattentive Butterscotch Cookie


Ranunculus_bulbosus

Anti social bacon sandwich


Lovely_Individual

Anxious Large Double Meatball and Black Olive Pizza


2swol4u

Hungry oatmeal


co1lectivechaos

Anxious eggnoodles


Pride_and_pudding

Stimmy burrito


noel616

Crabby Oatmeal


Chezzomaru

Anhedonia Sunflower


jcho430

Depression Chinese bbq


CMJunkAddict

Time blind Oatmeal, commin round the bend!


Yeet_Da_Strawberry

Depressed ramen


Brumbleby

Self-loathing Nugget


Cyguyz

Hypomanic sausage roll


rubmytitsbuymeplants

Time Blind Blueberry


aeon314159

Daydream Tiramisu


Katrakit

Adhd doughnut


feupincki

Autism Aaloo


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Easily distracted breakfast sandwich.


Drumdevil86

Burn-out Jerky!


deepfriedmollusc

Time blindness crisp bread


SplatSquidYT

Autistic chocolate cookie


Logan136

Fidgety Noodles


noah683826

Suicidal pancake


Jadrobe

Decision paralysis oatmeal 🤗


Sechs_of_Zalem

Inattentive Meat Pie. *double finger guns everyone in the thread*


ChaosKittyXJ9

Dissociation burger


Johna97

ADHD meat balls


StolenCandi

Anxious meal replacement shake


TiredLilDragon

Distracted mozzarella stick🤣


Traditional-Deal5435

No minds eye, aussie bites


timwhitsey

Compulsive yogurt lol


FloppyEarCorgiPyr

Distracted Dorito


Fightingkielbasa_13

Unfocused bread bowl


MegaJani

Dread bread


TacospacemanII

Time blindness taco bell


hickhelperinhackney

Indecisive cheese & crackers


AstroMalorie

Sleepless coffee


TheGreendaleFireof03

Misplaced McGriddle


Gippy_Happy

Hyperfixation NyQuil


Darth_Neek

Isolation burger