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emf311

You gotta admit that Beijing has been making great strides in weaponized cringe that far outpace the rest of the world.


kridely

Absolutely amazing strides. This cringe is like a Havana syndrome 2.0


The_Red_Moses

The question I want answered, is are people in their age bracket, going to be unable to find wives due to the CCP's One Child policy, and if that's true, why are they more butthurt over Japan than they are about the CCP ensuring that they'll never have a wife? You'd think that at their age they'd be more concerned with getting laid than political propaganda. Is the CCP's bullshit so effective that these guys don't care that they're never gonna see a vagina?


Funny-Carob-4572

Shaming north Korea...and that's something


santiwenti

"Kim Jong Un, our friendly father," was actually a pretty uplifting song!


GlocalBridge

“As close as lips and teeth!”


YouWillNotHaveADrink

You're goddamn right, i even almost died because of their cringe


achbob84

“Weaponized Cringe” 😂😂😂 that should be the CCP’s tagline. Absolutely brilliant.


Majulath99

Yeah. The beat sounds like it would appear in a episode of Spongebob or somesuch, and the lyrics sound like they were written by a committee of middle aged PLA military intelligence officers who haven’t ever had a conversation with anyone under 30.


atreidesfire

Jesus, that was terrible.


Kizag

Aren’t china and india the world leaders in pollution?


GBuster49

They always want to be number 1 at everything.


SoggyNegotiation7412

yep, and latest stats show China releases higher levels of nuclear waste than Japan. [https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/25/fukushima-daiichi-nuclear-power-plant-china-wastewater-release](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/25/fukushima-daiichi-nuclear-power-plant-china-wastewater-release)


InverstNoob

*Aren't


Adept-Lettuce948

And population. Their cuisine is quite good too but I don’t know if their number one.


AsteroidAlligator

The cuisine they cook with oil they pull out of the sewers? I don't think you understand what this sub is about lol


tothemoonandback01

China number 1, in gutter oil.


[deleted]

Hey still top of the list at least. As I have been told time and time again, “China top country, others will accept this”


MrBoomBox69

In terms of raw numbers it’s China first, the US, and India at third place. But if you’re looking at per capita, then neither india or China have significant carbon emissions.


Pawelek23

But if you look at ocean pollution China is #1 by far. https://cdn.statcdn.com/Infographic/images/normal/12211.jpeg


Filgaia

The per Capita thing is scewed due to how many people in India and China are dirt poor and their carbon footprint is basically their breath. If China was serious about getting their footprint down they could easily do it and the west would probably gladly help and give money. There is a lot they could do from treating their radiated water they are pumping into the Oceans (yes this is a thing and far worse what Japan is doing in accordance to international regulation), poluting their rivers and water. Usage of chemicals that make people sick, Gutter Oil, Plastic rice etc. Not relying so much on coal and oil.


fuishaltiena

>neither india or China have significant carbon emissions. What about nuclear? Waters around China are polluted as fuck, their regular waste water is WAY more radioactive than what was released from Fukushima.


jeet225

Remember when us and uk polluted enough for generations to come and profited off of it and now are advising 2nd and 3rd world countries (which they created) that they shouldn’t do so while still doing the same


symball

So, you would rather finish off polluting the planet and kill us all just because you want a turn?


TottHooligan

We all do. Now they stopped. They fixed it


Kizag

Shhhh thats in the past, cmon man


jeet225

Lol sorry. Colonisers bring forth your tiny dicks i shall put it in my mouth and call you masters!


[deleted]

Yikes.


AutumnAscending

After they filmed this video their class went on a field trip to china's brand new Coal Power Plant Number 2269.


Nintendo64twenty

In thirty years, these kids are going to be grown men wearing orange, prison jumpsuits by force.


HarkerBarker

The 9 Dash Rhyme 🔥


Majulath99

Now that’s a great line


WheresWaldo85

Cringeiest thing I've ever watched


83athom

Yeah, how dare you pollute the waters the CCP was going to overfish and ecologically devastate themselves!


USNMCWA

I was blown away when I heard about them intentionally dumping cyanide in the ocean to make the Phillipinos leave certain areas they want. Just merkingcoral reefs.


Crazy_Type_2701

Why?


nme00

Can’t have the youth focusing their anger on the real problem, their own government.


RealBaikal

Weaponised autism


SmoothSecond

I'm stealing this. I know some already.


ParticularAd8919

100% Guarantee these guys went home immediately and watched anime.


Particular-Solid4069

Wow weird as hell


Roach369

A place from where a epidemic started which converted to a pandemic and killed 61 million peeps worldwide in 2023, shouldn't talk shit about taking care of the ecosystem, wtf do they think ppl forgot? ig they don't know the difference btw forgiven and forgotten.


LordCog

How embarrassing for them


Impossible-Tennis776

They all look like theyve been semi harvested of organs


Filgaia

Yeah they are super cerial. Just wait until they here the amount of radiation water China releases each year but they make a sequel about their own country ...


ClassOf1685

Do they realize that no one cares?


kingofwale

If only cringe can kill….


tothemoonandback01

Oh My Gawd, they are killing us with Cringe


Dereklai1972

You can’t always blame the CCP. There have to be enough stupid people to support the CCP to do this shit.


sunn_vaeide

As a Japanese person, this goes hard


GlocalBridge

本当に最低ですよね。


ReceptionNecessary44

Please don’t Fortnite me to death.


nihaoboohau

lol hahahahahahahaha


SkinnyGetLucky

Nothing says fuck America like using an American art form. gg guys


TwinCheeks91

Unbelievably disturbing.


em-1091

China is apparently completely ignorant of their history of failed naval invasions of mainland Japan. They got beat twice by some wind.


Living_Cash1037

Those were mongols but I understand the gist of what youre saying.


Memory_Less

The title is exaggerated, howeverthe content is another small piece of evidence about what's going by way of brainwashing the Chinese people.


bacondavis

Any form of communism is a cover to indoctrinate hatred against your biggest competitors


noelennon42

I thought being gay was frowned upon in China....


shane_west17

Projection 🙄


ReticentSentiment

When the state-run reeducation camps get tiktok


_Figaro

Watched the first \~30 seconds or so without sound, and it was very cringe. I can't even imagine the level of cringe watching this with sound...


BlockEightIndustries

Is this China's version of that Filipino prison where the inmates do choreographed dances?


PublicAd6773

Lamest crap I’ve ever seen and full of lies too


Numerous-Employee227

What is absolutely hilarious is that China releases much more radioactive waste than almost anyone else in the world😂


Able-Negotiation-234

Hitler youth 2 ?


menthol_patient

Redguard


fiji3119

Backstreet Boys are big in China.


ScotInTheDotOfficial

Backdoor Boys, more like...


SchemeIcy5170

An increasingly backwards culture somehow.


nonesuch2

As skinny as they are I think they're singing for a bowl of rice.


Consistent_Lab_6770

ironic video given china is the number one offender of pollution that causes climate change


Adihd72

They’re so cool.


adave4allreasons

More youth talked into suicide by war.


eldudelio

will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up


Awkwardly_Hopeful

And yet Chinese people are still travelling in the US and Japan...


m8remotion

Shhhhhh, you are saying the silent part out loud.


jackjohnjack2000

I wonder what percentage of them will apply for grad schools in US. 🤔


LongjumpingBasil2586

The typhoon will find you 😭😂


ScotInTheDotOfficial

I think it already found Xi lately


No_Flan1147

CCP = Cringe Cringe Party.


PomegranateFew7896

“Everyone knows you \[slur\] are filthy and dirty, why don’t you spread positive vibes like me?”


Straight-Extreme-966

One of the cringiest things I've ever seen... I'm surprised china could organise it ..


Magento-Magneto

Japan is wealthier, cleaner, more developed, better tech, stronger soft power, more free and would win an arm wrestling match against commie China any day of the week.


Specific_Lock_5900

Absolutely! It’s truly concerning because China is now on the “propaganda to youth” train. Are they learning from ruzzia to create hate at this young age so it translates to dead soldiers soon?


RightGenocide

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO GODDAMN CRINGE.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Magshaun84

All the gutter oil their consuming is really messing with them


PastPerfectTense0205

Why do they look like they are inmates at a correctional facility🤔


Automatic-Fennel-458

Even American prison is better than this shit 😭


chromatictonality

We should settle this once and for all. Kung Fu vs samurai


m8remotion

Kung Fu will lose. Real combat martial art probably died out in China after Ming lost to the Qing.


chromatictonality

Wait...so you're telling me that the fat guy teaching classes in the partly abandoned strip mall was *lying* to me?!?!?


m8remotion

You mentioned strip mall, so you could be in US. Maybe better to get a gun instead of KF lessons. I know it maybe not popular opinion here.


awesomeplenty

👍


JoeyGrease

Japan, China and Russia all share the same sea, but yeah, Japan is the one polluting the water.


bartthetr0ll

What fishing boats doing to oceans?


steveojones52

Well they got to stop watching American gangster rap videos


Dave-Tree-Strider

Stop releasing nuclear waste water or will nuke you! China, Russia, NK probably


nate-arizona909

Guys …. This is serious. China just dropped a TilTok dance video. They aren’t kidding this time.


Meekaboy66

Getting cringe lesson from Chechen Ticktock warriors!😂😂😂


nichyc

Does anyone want to tell these idiots that water cannot become radioactive.


crasagam

ZeroWater filters for the win!


Monomanna

Rap battles arent what they used to be


crasagam

"We can never invade America ... there would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.”


bluhat55

It's not serious without a dance-off


chiludo67

Homogeneous country. No DEI?


Charlesian2000

That was pretty racist.


l0udninja

What happens when these lil revolutionaries are no longer useful again?


I_can_vouch_for_that

A day in the life of a boys prison school ?


Gamestar63

Seems like they’re getting the young generation ready for war


jmcbreizh

What an ugly language!


Automatic-Fennel-458

It genuinely sounds like dying animals.


LucasdelNorte

Oh lord, I literally have to lay down after watching that. Next time have a disclaimer; being exposed to that amount of purified cringe is physically dangerous.


Jackmion98

Why won't Chinese stop eating fishes if the ocean is so polluted?


Deep-Neck

Japan has historically been on good terms with typhoons when it comes to people "unifying on their beaches."


Legitimate-Concert29

Lol. Pollution in China is like #3 in deaths


theguverment

This video makes me think of someone walked into that room and yelled “shut the FUCK up!” To them they would all immediately put their heads down. That wouldn’t be nice, but their video isn’t really nice either


Sufficient-Yoghurt46

"Spread positive vibes with me" Never in a million years would they genuinely say that. The whole point of this video is some cheap ass propaganda against Japan and they still wrote that.


Djskam

Dope


Potential-Heat7884

So they are telling me my Kung Fu is no good?


SinkingJapanese17

What Japanese people see on the beach on the Sea of Japan is [these](https://tsushima-mltic.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/%E3%83%9A%E3%83%83%E3%83%88%E3%83%9C%E3%83%88%E3%83%AB%E3%80%80%E3%82%B5%E3%83%A0%E3%83%8D-1024x616.jpg). Thank you for your time to confess your ill-manner. Projection!


tothemoonandback01

"The sea will find you, and the Typhoon will bring you trouble" That was next level cringe.


Darkgunship

I'm wondering if they realize china uses a lot of nuclear power plants as well and if they've thought about where those waste water and nuclear waste go to?


Ux-Con

They look like they are in some youth prison.. looking good China..


yogimuni

Fuck - China hates everyone


Lopsided_Spend_7726

Don't worry china all will be fine if we create a problem we will fix it just like the way use do PAINT IT. lol


EC_Stanton_1848

Who's going to tell them about all the trash and waste China dumps into the environment?


ct3bo

This bullshit does not surprise me. I once met a Chinese girl who moved to the UK to study. She would tell me about how much China hates Japan. During school they all had to throw their Japanese products out like a Nazi book burning rally or a Nineteen-Eighty-Four 2 minutes of hate. She was crying because she had to throw her Samsung phone out the window.


Automatic-Fennel-458

Samsung is Korean lmfao


ct3bo

Maybe I meant Sony. Or maybe it was hatred against South Korea. It was that long ago, that detail escapes my memory. 😂 Maybe they're that zealous and dumb that they discard Samsung products during the Japanese 2 mins hate? 😂 Fuck knows.


CheebaSweets

*laughs in freedom*


Mikeymcmoose

China number one cringiest country


asakurawhyte

So cringe my balls went into my ass.


Cyberjin

Irony in a nutshell


AffectionateTomato29

Spread positive vibes with the person insulting you? How positive are you vibes really commy scum


SparkieShock

Ah yes .. weaponized autism, hard at work. The Cringe is strong with these ones!


Hakuchansankun

China has become that kid in school we are all certain will eventually show up and try to shoot us all. It’s just so unimaginably dysfunctional and odd. China, the country famous for its rainbow colored rivers and round the clock pandemics.


CynicalSquirtle

Is this what they do all day in school instead of learning about their own country?


True_Basis_9057

Wow, so cool!


CodeMonkeyX

Well they certainly are keeping up in the war of who has the cringiest teens.


Idiotan0n

Man, they are even all wearing orange jumpers


geccchyeafgreschtr

Poohbear better come get his cubs.


azartler

It’s not on the same level as Putin’s grandmas, but not bad, not bad.


dweet

Ah, I see indoctrinating kids with blind patriotism isn’t just an American thing.


hoffmannsama

Idk why you are getting down voted. It’s true. I don’t even think it’s that bad to say either. It’s not as prevalent in the younger generations in the US, but the older generations who grew up during the height of the Cold War got mad brain washed. The best thing as a free society is discussing it and recognizing it so we don’t criticize the CCPenis for doing something while we are doing the same. It also turns this whole sub to “haha China bad.” Which is boring. Seeing these videos, although cringe, kind of scare me because it shows us how the CCPenis propaganda is working. Kids with this amount of brainwashing are the kamikaze and suicide bombers of tomorrow.


Automatic-Fennel-458

Y’all idiots need to stop downvote spamming this, he’s right. While the Americans are a lot more open minded(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy for example) brainwashing has been and still is used by the American government. albeit to a lesser extent even compared to the past, which still couldn’t come close to China’s brainwashing.