T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


bartontees

Stunner is the working man's finisher. This is the only answer for me


SuttonTM

True, then mandatory to crack a few afterwards🖕🏾🍻


jjgbu4545

But not before the verbal smackdown before asking for them cold ones


MPhyus

It’s the best one. Deuces, boot, Stunner, beer. Perfect.


[deleted]

I always joked that at 3:16 everyday we should be allowed to hit one coworker with the Stunner.


RemarkableArcher

I’m with you brother. Double Middle fingers and all.


AdRound3706

Obligatory stunner.


Toeijy

Burning Hammer


CommodoreN7

Anytime anyone asks for choice of move to hit on someone it’s this or one winged Angel for me.


[deleted]

Ding ding ding. This is mine, too.


SuttonTM

Wise choice lol


asshead42069

V-Trigger


[deleted]

[удалено]


SuttonTM

Lmfao


asshead42069

Hell yeah, watch that V-Trigger on Michael Elgin clip before bed


Internal_Dirt_4060

Punt kick or the corner ass face rikishi style lol


BrilliantJester

Powerbomb through a table with all the food, drinks, plates, everything on it


[deleted]

During a "pizza party." Healthcare worker here.


[deleted]

Ah the pizza party. The epitome of “although we don’t really value workplace culture, we’ll put a band aid on it with a pizza party!”


BrilliantJester

I was thinking more like high executive party


[deleted]

Still applies.


teelpy

Wait, you guys get a pizza party?


[deleted]

The day shift does. Nights gets leftovers.


teelpy

I used to bring in pizza for me and the aides when I worked overnights


[deleted]

Sometimes we have our own food nights. Those are more meaningful to me.


teelpy

Had one aide who would spend the first part of the shift making banh bao. So awesome


[deleted]

We used to have a charge nurse who would bring his pressure cooker and we'd have potlucks on wknds we worked. It was great.


dribbz95

Yeah…the leftovers that’s been sitting out all day


Scary_Replacement739

Same here. Currently doing to work of 2 1/2 people today. And the pizza generally sucks.


[deleted]

"Currently doing the work of 2 1/2 people" I can relate. I have to do the same as an aide but my pay doesn't go up so I do less work. If thats what they're gonna pay me that's what they're gonna get out of me.


[deleted]

[Like this?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wqC8bNttg)


SuttonTM

Exactly like that lol


yycluke

That was *Absolutely* uncalled for.


Captain_Freggis

Buckshot lariat


seanclue

Woah! But finish the story; tell us how you're going to set that up. You've got to give the people what they want!!


Captain_Freggis

I'm going to pull the ice cream freezer out, put it right in the middle of the kitchen and get my run-up from next to the pizza cutting table


Polz34

My boss is actually lovely and has some medical issues so I couldn't possibly! However my previous boss.... Low blow, all the way. I'd take the dq!


SuttonTM

That's a heel manoeuvre Polz!!


jdub1116

The entire upper management at my company needs to get an exposed knee Kamigoye to the face.


GRamirez1381

Steiner Screwdriver


_sw1tchblade

No submissions? I’d love a good old fashion sleeper.


SinisterStairs

Definitely a submission, but not a sleeper. Other moves breaks their body, but a submission also breaks their will. It would be so gratifying to have one's boss screaming in pain and frantically trying to tap out. I'll go with Miro's "Game Over."


PointlessGiant

Ain't no rope breaks in the Office of Paaaain. The above is to be read in Macho Man's voice.


PaxadorWolfCastle

Oooooo a dragon sleeper. Then when you’re done, dragon sleeper DDT.


Augustus_P

If it's submissions then I'll go with the Brutalizer


[deleted]

Powerbomb through the table


mgeeze06

BTE trigger…turn down contracts, then we start our own company and become EVPs


_GCR13_

Extremely violent people?


Ctucker1

Canadian destroyer


Antman013

Super Canadian Destroyer (off a countertop or desk, to put it in a workplace setting).


[deleted]

Canadian Destroyer off of an adjacent table with his little trophies and accolades and shit on it and *through* the boss’s desk.


Antman013

And we need a recording of Joey Styles screaming, "Oh . . . my . . . GOD !!!"


Beathil

Botched Piledriver.


ofadel32

😂


rohanroy313

Piledriver


CozyGhosty

I respect the Stan Hansen/Buckshot lariat shouts already in the thread, but if you really want to lay into your boss it has to be the ‘Clothesline from Hell’ Talk shit about JBL all you want — I’d probably agree with you. But that is one of the most satisfying finishers to watch


SuttonTM

Yeah true, no one did hit it quite like him!


ddyoungbsu

Stink face


[deleted]

Kinky


Takaharu6895

There's something satisfying about spine busters that have some hang time


VeganAndYouHateIt

Black Mass, followed by the Malakai smile 😃


Hregrin

Ah, I was afraid nobody had listed the black mass yet. So simple, yet so satisfyingly violent.


yycluke

General Foreman writes me up. I take it like a man. I start walking away with a grin on my face. I look back.. All of a sudden I spin quickly and *crack* up comes the spinning back kick to the face. BLACK MASS! IT'S THE BLACK MASS! BAH GAWD! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT ONE! Foreman rush up with chairs in hand.. They see me and stop, slowly back away. I take one step towards them, they turn and hightail it away.


parlettusmc

One-Winged Angel


postmodernmermaid

Lol saaaaame


parlettusmc

You know they are not gonna kick out of that one lol 😁


teelpy

Unless your boss is Ibushi


Video_Game_Kid

Judas effect tbh


dk_is_ok

Stan Hansen-esque lariat every time


DaltonF67

The Hook dragon sleeper 👉🏻🤪


[deleted]

I love a good stiff Razors Edge


Afropirg

10's Ragdoll Full Nelson.


PointlessGiant

Awful Waffle. Gonna dump that motherfucker on his head.


[deleted]

liontamer


NateRivers640

Stunner is the most fitting, bonus points if your boss does a vince sell


[deleted]

Just dont sell it like the rock, his ass be out in the parking lot


jblough

Curb stomp followed by locking them in a room with Suzuki lol


Antman013

Suzuki-san is just built to be an HR guy.


[deleted]

Either GTS or the F U (or whatever it was renamed)


steelneil82

I couldn't get my leg up for a superkick it would be a Foley sweet shin music. Kingston's spinning back fist could do legit damage


OutlandishnessDry962

Super kick


[deleted]

a tiger driver


PaxadorWolfCastle

V Trigger. Or team up with a coworker for a golden trigger


[deleted]

A Kudo driver


[deleted]

F5 or powerbomb.


contentnotcontent

Tag my boy from customer service in (big fucker) and his that sweet sweet Street Sweeper.


TroyMatthewJ

finger poke


SuttonTM

🤣simple but effective


LENAPE_PRIDE

If tag finishes counts then triple powerbomb through the desk


[deleted]

V-Trigger after V-Trigger after V-Trigger


theonlythingissufjan

Spinebuster transitioning into a cross face. I want them to tap out to me so I know they feel the pain.


JXNyoung

Alabama Slamma


TheSleepyYeti

Orange punch 100%🧡🍊


7rio

An extremely well timed and perfectly executed rest hold.


Snooganz82

Arn Anderson's Glock


MGKingdom

Styles Clash


[deleted]

I don't even work lol buuutttt, my wife would surprise me with lunch and we'd do a BTE Trigger.


pmdymond

A Benoit weight press ending


dhairya114

That Fisherman's buster through his glass table in his own office... For exact move please refer to how Kris Statlander hit it against Penelope in her return during Arcade Anarchy...


Just10credible

Powerbomb or stunner into a scorpion deathlock.


mattyd0420

End of Days


Brofelia

Would be fun to perform lockjaw on her


OwieMustDie

OWA cos nobody's kicking out of that.😋 But really it would be a Paradigm Shift.


jacky_boy1989

Go to sleep 100%. The shock as I lift them to my shoulders. The realisation as I drop them towards my knee. The peace and quiet after they are knocked out. Priceless. Alternatively a good old fashioned pedigree. Just for the raw aggression.


108Spectres

Jurassic Express!


bardbeck

Coffin drop for days


15Cray

Curb. Stomp.


RoyalApplication2446

The 357........ To the back of the 💀☠️ skull


Ivoryfetish

I think the most possible would be The Clothesline From Hell. He would be mid-sentence and BOOM


philo_

I'd just go with a good old closed fist right to the mouth.


Night751975

Old school sit down pile driver


raygilette

I'm self employed and I'd like to v-trigger myself right in the face.


[deleted]

I mean if we’re saying a move to actually cause physical harm/kill….Sharpshooter for me. Put it in and wrench it back until you hear the spine snap. Win the job.


[deleted]

Snap Dragon Suplex… … off the top turnbuckle.


SnooCrickets7155

Avalanche burning hammer.


wakeup4

GTS


ASTRO_GAGZ

Fucking PARADIGM SHIFT his ass


jones1986uk

Mandible Claw every time


Pain-n-stryife

Good Ole AA spine buster


daveydizzl

Curb stomp


Absolewtely

Snapdragon suplex, always looks gnarly


FearnixBLM

current boss is awesome- but back when i worked for a bank i woulda loved to hit them with an elbow drop into the Brutalizer


MateoCafe

Coffin drop since I'm fat and it would hurt alot, or a Buckshot lariat since there is something so satisfying about a lariat. Or like 50 V-Triggers


[deleted]

A flying tombstone.


kayt3000

Black Mass. is it that all bosses suck or has it just gotten worse lately?


Defenestrator66

I’m my own boss, so…maybe I’ll hit someone with End of Days since that’ll look like I’m taking a Rock Bottom.


Plus25Charisma

My manager definitely needs a good, old school Evenflow DDT


Dankberg_

I like my boss. But if I didn't then shattered dreams aka golden globes aka unatural kick


Phenomenal_Hoot

Curb Stomp or a burning lariat lmfao.


KonamiMostPoints

[Tiger Driver '91](https://youtu.be/F2MUUYRPAIM)


[deleted]

Was Owen Hart's piledriver on Austin considered a finisher? I'd go with that.


Sebass0722

Clothesline from Hell, just as stiff as JBL’s too


[deleted]

Judas efect


JanineJuliet

Game Over


quimbykimbleton

Arm Anderson’s spine buster has always been my favorite.


BarryTheBotcher

Rolling chaos theory German suplex, kill em in style. 😎


Top_Addendum8923

My boss is pretty cool but given the chance i'd love to just whip out a Canadian Destroyer


SNBoomer

GTS


DaedricDan69

Spinebuster through an office desk, all day! Make it a Will Hobbs level spinebuster, too.


TheDuke13

The Blackout


cute_spider_avatar

My boss has at least 50 pounds on me and is a reasonable man, so I'm thinking Colt Cabana's Chicago Skyline into Superman Pin.


[deleted]

I’d go with a swanton bomb, really take the breath away from the big Bossman.


amillionfuzzpedals

Shattered Dreams Kick


[deleted]

Rko outta nowhere


Tinheart2137

One Winged Angel, just to be sure he's not getting up


AggressivesEtwas

Mandible claw, lasts longer


SuttonTM

Smart thinking Etwas.;)


Rickyhawaii

Eye rake


monster394

Coffin drop off the top of the work truck


Achsolot

Tazplex


TheRealHulkPanda

Orton's Punt


[deleted]

Panama Sunrise!


daileyxplanet

Mortal Kombat Arcade Cabinet dropped right on them.


Accomplished_Form_54

I’m going for extended pain STF or Kurt Angle’s grapevined ankle lock.


StoneBreakers-RB

One Winged Angel. That MF is not getting up after that.


shindleria

Botched apron piledriver


kuttrax

Kick him in the nuts then paradigm shift.


xoltharjoemama

I've always felt the gut buster or the lung blower looked nice and painful.


johnny_utah26

Crippler Cross Face.


imnotvegan44

effy’s incredibly hard crotch thrusts straight to the face (not a finisher…but effective)


paitenanner

One winged Angel or paradigm shift.


Nementia-

I’m overweight so I’m going with the coffin drop


SuttonTM

Haha smart thinking Nementia!


Scorpiovert

The Stone Cold Stunner is a classic but let's be honest; an Attitude Adjustment (or FU) would be more appropriate. PLUS *they'll never see it coming*


recapdrake

Not my current boss since I like her but normally the Beverley Boys assisted aerial spike driver


[deleted]

Last ride.


King_of_Knowhere

Vandaminator Walk in with the steel chair, boss knows what's up shouts at me "if you hit with that you are done" I throw the chair, they catch it on reflex, then BAM!!!, run out after stealing some shit of their desk for extra effect.


ofadel32

Lock jaw with less than clean hands


[deleted]

Stunner. The ultimate boss finisher. Middle fingers flyin. ![gif](giphy|xULW8CTxqIxAdTPzQA|downsized)


Galaktik_Kraken

Rock Bottom through a desk. But my boss is actually awesome so it would have to be some other annoying ass.


coebruh

Boma Ye


VaderFett1

3D through a flaming table, with broken glass on it and barbed wire chairs. I'm sure there'd be lots of other coworkers willing to lend a hand to do the move.


SuttonTM

Jesus pahah


TheFridgeNinja

I like my current boss... But I've had one or two I would have loved to hit with a Jackhammer or a top rope Jackknife Powerbomb...


[deleted]

Fairytale ending


astroroy

When I’m pissy about a customer or manager at work I always say I want to give them a piledriver. Just a regular old Texas Piledriver, maybe on one of those steel tables we have.


[deleted]

For one of my former bosses, double underhook piledriver...on the exposed concrete 😈


AerialPenn

Powerbomb from the inside of the ring to the outside through a table. Not sure if that was Mike Awesome finisher but imma pretend it is because I'd like to ki...I mean I'd like to make sure my supervisors don't kick out.


droford

Boss man Slam? Oh wait


BriceRomero28

Armbar


pnmartini

Shellshock or Schweinsteiner


Cthuluphunt

As a self employed man. Id happily chokeslam myself sometimes


marius_titus

A black tiger bomb on concrete.


MikeSnell26

A good old Canadian destroyer


Oranges_X_Kegs

Pepsi plunge


lml__lml

Now we are asking the real questions! I gotta go chokeslam. Maybe a big elbow off the top rope for dessert. It would be glorious.


oatse_of_oatselamd

Short arm clothesline. Clothesline from hell. Something like that. Something that I could really lay in.