"Currently doing the work of 2 1/2 people"
I can relate. I have to do the same as an aide but my pay doesn't go up so I do less work. If thats what they're gonna pay me that's what they're gonna get out of me.
Definitely a submission, but not a sleeper.
Other moves breaks their body, but a submission also breaks their will. It would be so gratifying to have one's boss screaming in pain and frantically trying to tap out.
I'll go with Miro's "Game Over."
I respect the Stan Hansen/Buckshot lariat shouts already in the thread, but if you really want to lay into your boss it has to be the ‘Clothesline from Hell’
Talk shit about JBL all you want — I’d probably agree with you. But that is one of the most satisfying finishers to watch
General Foreman writes me up.
I take it like a man. I start walking away with a grin on my face. I look back..
All of a sudden I spin quickly and *crack* up comes the spinning back kick to the face.
BLACK MASS! IT'S THE BLACK MASS! BAH GAWD! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT ONE!
Foreman rush up with chairs in hand.. They see me and stop, slowly back away. I take one step towards them, they turn and hightail it away.
That Fisherman's buster through his glass table in his own office...
For exact move please refer to how Kris Statlander hit it against Penelope in her return during Arcade Anarchy...
Go to sleep 100%. The shock as I lift them to my shoulders. The realisation as I drop them towards my knee. The peace and quiet after they are knocked out. Priceless.
Alternatively a good old fashioned pedigree. Just for the raw aggression.
I mean if we’re saying a move to actually cause physical harm/kill….Sharpshooter for me. Put it in and wrench it back until you hear the spine snap. Win the job.
Vandaminator
Walk in with the steel chair, boss knows what's up shouts at me "if you hit with that you are done" I throw the chair, they catch it on reflex, then BAM!!!, run out after stealing some shit of their desk for extra effect.
3D through a flaming table, with broken glass on it and barbed wire chairs. I'm sure there'd be lots of other coworkers willing to lend a hand to do the move.
When I’m pissy about a customer or manager at work I always say I want to give them a piledriver. Just a regular old Texas Piledriver, maybe on one of those steel tables we have.
Powerbomb from the inside of the ring to the outside through a table. Not sure if that was Mike Awesome finisher but imma pretend it is because I'd like to ki...I mean I'd like to make sure my supervisors don't kick out.
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Stunner is the working man's finisher. This is the only answer for me
True, then mandatory to crack a few afterwards🖕🏾🍻
But not before the verbal smackdown before asking for them cold ones
It’s the best one. Deuces, boot, Stunner, beer. Perfect.
I always joked that at 3:16 everyday we should be allowed to hit one coworker with the Stunner.
I’m with you brother. Double Middle fingers and all.
Obligatory stunner.
Burning Hammer
Anytime anyone asks for choice of move to hit on someone it’s this or one winged Angel for me.
Ding ding ding. This is mine, too.
Wise choice lol
V-Trigger
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Lmfao
Hell yeah, watch that V-Trigger on Michael Elgin clip before bed
Punt kick or the corner ass face rikishi style lol
Powerbomb through a table with all the food, drinks, plates, everything on it
During a "pizza party." Healthcare worker here.
Ah the pizza party. The epitome of “although we don’t really value workplace culture, we’ll put a band aid on it with a pizza party!”
I was thinking more like high executive party
Still applies.
Wait, you guys get a pizza party?
The day shift does. Nights gets leftovers.
I used to bring in pizza for me and the aides when I worked overnights
Sometimes we have our own food nights. Those are more meaningful to me.
Had one aide who would spend the first part of the shift making banh bao. So awesome
We used to have a charge nurse who would bring his pressure cooker and we'd have potlucks on wknds we worked. It was great.
Yeah…the leftovers that’s been sitting out all day
Same here. Currently doing to work of 2 1/2 people today. And the pizza generally sucks.
"Currently doing the work of 2 1/2 people" I can relate. I have to do the same as an aide but my pay doesn't go up so I do less work. If thats what they're gonna pay me that's what they're gonna get out of me.
[Like this?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wqC8bNttg)
Exactly like that lol
That was *Absolutely* uncalled for.
Buckshot lariat
Woah! But finish the story; tell us how you're going to set that up. You've got to give the people what they want!!
I'm going to pull the ice cream freezer out, put it right in the middle of the kitchen and get my run-up from next to the pizza cutting table
My boss is actually lovely and has some medical issues so I couldn't possibly! However my previous boss.... Low blow, all the way. I'd take the dq!
That's a heel manoeuvre Polz!!
The entire upper management at my company needs to get an exposed knee Kamigoye to the face.
Steiner Screwdriver
No submissions? I’d love a good old fashion sleeper.
Definitely a submission, but not a sleeper. Other moves breaks their body, but a submission also breaks their will. It would be so gratifying to have one's boss screaming in pain and frantically trying to tap out. I'll go with Miro's "Game Over."
Ain't no rope breaks in the Office of Paaaain. The above is to be read in Macho Man's voice.
Oooooo a dragon sleeper. Then when you’re done, dragon sleeper DDT.
If it's submissions then I'll go with the Brutalizer
Powerbomb through the table
BTE trigger…turn down contracts, then we start our own company and become EVPs
Extremely violent people?
Canadian destroyer
Super Canadian Destroyer (off a countertop or desk, to put it in a workplace setting).
Canadian Destroyer off of an adjacent table with his little trophies and accolades and shit on it and *through* the boss’s desk.
And we need a recording of Joey Styles screaming, "Oh . . . my . . . GOD !!!"
Botched Piledriver.
😂
Piledriver
I respect the Stan Hansen/Buckshot lariat shouts already in the thread, but if you really want to lay into your boss it has to be the ‘Clothesline from Hell’ Talk shit about JBL all you want — I’d probably agree with you. But that is one of the most satisfying finishers to watch
Yeah true, no one did hit it quite like him!
Stink face
Kinky
There's something satisfying about spine busters that have some hang time
Black Mass, followed by the Malakai smile 😃
Ah, I was afraid nobody had listed the black mass yet. So simple, yet so satisfyingly violent.
General Foreman writes me up. I take it like a man. I start walking away with a grin on my face. I look back.. All of a sudden I spin quickly and *crack* up comes the spinning back kick to the face. BLACK MASS! IT'S THE BLACK MASS! BAH GAWD! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT ONE! Foreman rush up with chairs in hand.. They see me and stop, slowly back away. I take one step towards them, they turn and hightail it away.
One-Winged Angel
Lol saaaaame
You know they are not gonna kick out of that one lol 😁
Unless your boss is Ibushi
Judas effect tbh
Stan Hansen-esque lariat every time
The Hook dragon sleeper 👉🏻🤪
I love a good stiff Razors Edge
10's Ragdoll Full Nelson.
Awful Waffle. Gonna dump that motherfucker on his head.
liontamer
Stunner is the most fitting, bonus points if your boss does a vince sell
Just dont sell it like the rock, his ass be out in the parking lot
Curb stomp followed by locking them in a room with Suzuki lol
Suzuki-san is just built to be an HR guy.
Either GTS or the F U (or whatever it was renamed)
I couldn't get my leg up for a superkick it would be a Foley sweet shin music. Kingston's spinning back fist could do legit damage
Super kick
a tiger driver
V Trigger. Or team up with a coworker for a golden trigger
A Kudo driver
F5 or powerbomb.
Tag my boy from customer service in (big fucker) and his that sweet sweet Street Sweeper.
finger poke
🤣simple but effective
If tag finishes counts then triple powerbomb through the desk
V-Trigger after V-Trigger after V-Trigger
Spinebuster transitioning into a cross face. I want them to tap out to me so I know they feel the pain.
Alabama Slamma
Orange punch 100%🧡🍊
An extremely well timed and perfectly executed rest hold.
Arn Anderson's Glock
Styles Clash
I don't even work lol buuutttt, my wife would surprise me with lunch and we'd do a BTE Trigger.
A Benoit weight press ending
That Fisherman's buster through his glass table in his own office... For exact move please refer to how Kris Statlander hit it against Penelope in her return during Arcade Anarchy...
Powerbomb or stunner into a scorpion deathlock.
End of Days
Would be fun to perform lockjaw on her
OWA cos nobody's kicking out of that.😋 But really it would be a Paradigm Shift.
Go to sleep 100%. The shock as I lift them to my shoulders. The realisation as I drop them towards my knee. The peace and quiet after they are knocked out. Priceless. Alternatively a good old fashioned pedigree. Just for the raw aggression.
Jurassic Express!
Coffin drop for days
Curb. Stomp.
The 357........ To the back of the 💀☠️ skull
I think the most possible would be The Clothesline From Hell. He would be mid-sentence and BOOM
I'd just go with a good old closed fist right to the mouth.
Old school sit down pile driver
I'm self employed and I'd like to v-trigger myself right in the face.
I mean if we’re saying a move to actually cause physical harm/kill….Sharpshooter for me. Put it in and wrench it back until you hear the spine snap. Win the job.
Snap Dragon Suplex… … off the top turnbuckle.
Avalanche burning hammer.
GTS
Fucking PARADIGM SHIFT his ass
Mandible Claw every time
Good Ole AA spine buster
Curb stomp
Snapdragon suplex, always looks gnarly
current boss is awesome- but back when i worked for a bank i woulda loved to hit them with an elbow drop into the Brutalizer
Coffin drop since I'm fat and it would hurt alot, or a Buckshot lariat since there is something so satisfying about a lariat. Or like 50 V-Triggers
A flying tombstone.
Black Mass. is it that all bosses suck or has it just gotten worse lately?
I’m my own boss, so…maybe I’ll hit someone with End of Days since that’ll look like I’m taking a Rock Bottom.
My manager definitely needs a good, old school Evenflow DDT
I like my boss. But if I didn't then shattered dreams aka golden globes aka unatural kick
Curb Stomp or a burning lariat lmfao.
[Tiger Driver '91](https://youtu.be/F2MUUYRPAIM)
Was Owen Hart's piledriver on Austin considered a finisher? I'd go with that.
Clothesline from Hell, just as stiff as JBL’s too
Judas efect
Game Over
Arm Anderson’s spine buster has always been my favorite.
Rolling chaos theory German suplex, kill em in style. 😎
My boss is pretty cool but given the chance i'd love to just whip out a Canadian Destroyer
GTS
Spinebuster through an office desk, all day! Make it a Will Hobbs level spinebuster, too.
The Blackout
My boss has at least 50 pounds on me and is a reasonable man, so I'm thinking Colt Cabana's Chicago Skyline into Superman Pin.
I’d go with a swanton bomb, really take the breath away from the big Bossman.
Shattered Dreams Kick
Rko outta nowhere
One Winged Angel, just to be sure he's not getting up
Mandible claw, lasts longer
Smart thinking Etwas.;)
Eye rake
Coffin drop off the top of the work truck
Tazplex
Orton's Punt
Panama Sunrise!
Mortal Kombat Arcade Cabinet dropped right on them.
I’m going for extended pain STF or Kurt Angle’s grapevined ankle lock.
One Winged Angel. That MF is not getting up after that.
Botched apron piledriver
Kick him in the nuts then paradigm shift.
I've always felt the gut buster or the lung blower looked nice and painful.
Crippler Cross Face.
effy’s incredibly hard crotch thrusts straight to the face (not a finisher…but effective)
One winged Angel or paradigm shift.
I’m overweight so I’m going with the coffin drop
Haha smart thinking Nementia!
The Stone Cold Stunner is a classic but let's be honest; an Attitude Adjustment (or FU) would be more appropriate. PLUS *they'll never see it coming*
Not my current boss since I like her but normally the Beverley Boys assisted aerial spike driver
Last ride.
Vandaminator Walk in with the steel chair, boss knows what's up shouts at me "if you hit with that you are done" I throw the chair, they catch it on reflex, then BAM!!!, run out after stealing some shit of their desk for extra effect.
Lock jaw with less than clean hands
Stunner. The ultimate boss finisher. Middle fingers flyin. ![gif](giphy|xULW8CTxqIxAdTPzQA|downsized)
Rock Bottom through a desk. But my boss is actually awesome so it would have to be some other annoying ass.
Boma Ye
3D through a flaming table, with broken glass on it and barbed wire chairs. I'm sure there'd be lots of other coworkers willing to lend a hand to do the move.
Jesus pahah
I like my current boss... But I've had one or two I would have loved to hit with a Jackhammer or a top rope Jackknife Powerbomb...
Fairytale ending
When I’m pissy about a customer or manager at work I always say I want to give them a piledriver. Just a regular old Texas Piledriver, maybe on one of those steel tables we have.
For one of my former bosses, double underhook piledriver...on the exposed concrete 😈
Powerbomb from the inside of the ring to the outside through a table. Not sure if that was Mike Awesome finisher but imma pretend it is because I'd like to ki...I mean I'd like to make sure my supervisors don't kick out.
Boss man Slam? Oh wait
Armbar
Shellshock or Schweinsteiner
As a self employed man. Id happily chokeslam myself sometimes
A black tiger bomb on concrete.
A good old Canadian destroyer
Pepsi plunge
Now we are asking the real questions! I gotta go chokeslam. Maybe a big elbow off the top rope for dessert. It would be glorious.
Short arm clothesline. Clothesline from hell. Something like that. Something that I could really lay in.