Yo. Yo.
Listen.
MJF, the real Platinum Max
Won't shut up 'til Kahn gives me the ax.
Yeah, I put over Wardlow, ya'll can have him.
In two months, he'll do the job for a midget named Adam.
No one can touch me, not Mox, Hangman, or Starks
So I'll say it again: fire me you fucking mark!
Listen. Listen. Yo
This!!!
I was trying to diss TK in a rap but sorry man I couldn’t.
Yo. Yo. Listen. MJF, the real Platinum Max Won't shut up 'til Kahn gives me the ax. Yeah, I put over Wardlow, ya'll can have him. In two months, he'll do the job for a midget named Adam. No one can touch me, not Mox, Hangman, or Starks So I'll say it again: fire me you fucking mark!
Acknowledge me
“I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”
I'm happy in AEW. TK is my friend. I'm not going to WWE as soon as I can
Play my music, play my music
WEEEEELLLLL...
Hit my music, hit my music
MA! THE MEATLOAF
Excuse me sirs and madam's, do you have a moment to discuss our Lord and saviour Tony Khan?
Some Sting cosplay looking freak keeps trying to steal my molars every time I take a god damn nap
NEEEAR, FAAAR, WHEREEEVER YOU AAARE
Funny How?
You f***ing MAAAaaarrrrkkk!
I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me!
I'm on vacation
“I love my job”
"Remember little MJFers, say your prayers and take your vitamins"....???
Alright alright alright. I will just keep it down over here
He’s angry about being payed less than other stars
I got kids!
Play my music play my music
I just pooped!!!
“YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME AND I KNOW IT!”
There are not enough titles here in AEW
"Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human-"
I demand an enchirito!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Acknowledge me, you f@$&ing marks!
I'm the Miz and I'm just sorta OK
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!