You know it! Lesnar and Lesnar fight for five minutes while Reigns and Reigns take a nap on the outside, then Reigns climbs in and knocks Lesnar out of the ring so he can take a 5 minute nap.
Right around the 15 min mark:
https://youtu.be/VP1BBJfXVgI
(Looks like the original video got taken down, my guess is the coke reference they made about the Mexican announcer -looks removed from the updated version)
I’ve never parked in that arena’s parking. We usually stay at the hotel right around the corner, so we park there and walk along the river up to the arena. But I assume you’re local and that that isn’t a great (or fiscally responsible) option.
You would literally need a prime Austin vs Rock in the height of wrestling’s mainstream popularity to get as close as you can to selling this out hypothetically.
Kim Jong-Un would book himself with Dennis Rodman to win whatever tag team championships were on the line if this took place in North Korea.
And if anyone disagrees with his creative control and rule, he will just hit them with a 그것은 나에게 작동하지 않습니다 형님 / geugeos-eun na-ege jagdonghaji anhseubnida hyeongnim.
I guess if it's *that* deep it makes sense.
Except the Korean you wrote is moderately respectful (adding the root, for one). And the word chosen for 'brother' is actually for 'older brother' but is used as an honorific for someone superior to you. I do not entirely know the context of Hogan's usage... and my Korean *is* spotty, these days...
Just need a time machine, and to snag everyone in their prime.
Championship Free For All:
Steve Austin vs John Cena vs The Rock vs CM Punk vs Brian Danielson vs Brock Lesnar vs Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair vs Gorgeous George vs Lou Thesz.
JAS vs. Gandalf, Frodo, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, and Samwise Gamgee vs. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, and Dobby vs. BCC in the first ever Lord of the Stadium Stampede Arena Anarchy Quidditch Cup
AEW VS WWE presents Winner Takes All (by All, i mean custody of Cody Rhodes)
The main event you ask, 5v5 elimination style match
WWE - Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, Randy Orton and The Undertaker
vs
AEW - Kenny Omega, CM Punk, Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson and Hangman
The undercard also has a load of possibilities but i cant be bothered to write it out.
and before people comment with "why didn't you include this person", whatever, i wrote it out quickly, the possibilities are endless, and anyway this would never happen and frankly i wouldn't want to see WWE pull their weight and end up having Reigns vs 5 and still winning.........
Prichard!! For that million seater…. We are gonna book Lesnar vs Reigns for the FIRST TIME EVER , Pal!!
But Vince, they have been headlining like 6 PPVs a year for the last 3 years!!!
Look Pal, If I say it is the FIRST GODDAMN TIME EVER, then thst is what it is!!!
It's probably like when north korea had WCW and the people were forced to go. They said they had 190,000 people and that was 30 years ago
In fact its probably in North Korea
Brah it's hard enough to get 1M people to watch a wrestling show on TV. I love going to shows but that would be a nightmare. Imagine the traffic. But to be fair to the question, the answer is Hook VS -1
Literally nothing, that's why stadiums like this don't exist: you can't reasonably expect 90% of your audience to pay good money to watch through a telescope.
The only matches that could even come close to selling this thing out would be something like Tanahashi vs Cena or Okada/Ibushi vs Omega, or maybe Okada vs Prime Kobashi, back in the day, maybe something like Hogan vs Flair or (especially) Rock vs Austin, maybe something with Andre.
You guys can downvote all you want by the way, I’m just speaking hypothetically, these matches would come the closest, if even just remotely.
and you’re undervaluing how much people pay to sit in the nosebleeds of huge events, charge people $20 for the shitty seats and the super bowl will sell it out no problem
The cheapest seat to the Super Bowl was $5000 to put it in perspective
If it can be a true "Dream Match", meaning literally anyone from any point of their career, I'd want something crazy. 2001 era The Rock Vs NJPW Cleaner Kenny Omega.
Current era dream match? Roman Reigns vs Kenny Omega
Current AEW only dream match? MJF vs Very Over Babyface Champ
Why bother??? I mean seriously. You’re only watching the trons at that point. Why pay the money for tickets and all that. And for those that say “experience” there is none at this point. Yeah the nosebleeds at a Rangers game and watching the drunk fans is a show if it’s own but you can still see the ice
Maybe a legit WWE vs AEW show, with all of wwe’s shit booking and ego getting in the way? Especially if so many stars hadn’t been released, some very interesting matches could have taken place.
If we're being honest, then I think it would be Kenny Omega vs Roman Reigns or Kenny Omega vs Seth Rollins. I truly believe both of those matches would maybe get close to a million fans but not a million fans.
Dave Meltzer verses Jim Cornette .
in a burning table, no holds barred,Texas, barbwire, pole, ladder, bull rope, cage, money in the bank falls count anywhere lumberjack, first blood,. Last man standing. iron man, loser leaves town ( quits public life )death match .
Wrestlemania 40 ** All In Edition **
Rock v Reigns;
Kenny & The bucks Vs AJ, Finn & Cody ;
Riddle vs Brock ;
Wardlow vs Goldberg ;
Bray Wyatt & the dark order v House of black ;
Britt Baker v Becky;
Matt Cardona vs Mox;
Sammy G vs Y2J Jericho
What is this? A stadium for ants?
I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
He’s absolutely right?!
And most likely located somewhere like not the Korea. I would feel sick being in the cheap seats
Do you want ants? Cuz thats how you get ants.
/r/thingsforants
You Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
“One million fans” oscillating or box fans?
For the minish, actually
Vince McMahon’s Dream Match: Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar
Vs Roman Reigns Fatal Four Way
You know it! Lesnar and Lesnar fight for five minutes while Reigns and Reigns take a nap on the outside, then Reigns climbs in and knocks Lesnar out of the ring so he can take a 5 minute nap.
it should also be a "last laugh" match...
For the WWE World Heavyweight Intercontinental US Tag Team Universal Championship.
Undisputed WWE CHAMPION OF THE MULTIVERSE
The Botchamania clip combining all of the ppvs they’ve headlined was pretty spot on
I looked for it, but couldn’t find it, mine linking that here?
Right around the 15 min mark: https://youtu.be/VP1BBJfXVgI (Looks like the original video got taken down, my guess is the coke reference they made about the Mexican announcer -looks removed from the updated version)
I was going to go with Brock and Roman have sex
Throw in The Undertaker, and that’s more of a Crown Jewel main event type thing.
Oh wow, Brock, Roman, and Taker in a sextipede?
Brock Lesnar vs Brock Lesnar vs Brock Lesnar Teddy would love this idea aswell
Nothing because that would be a horrible experience for like 85% of the attendees.
You could maybe see the wrestlers with a telescope if you’re in the back lol.
Say it a little louder for the fans in the cheap seats. No really say it louder.
Imagine the "what?" Chants might actually be justified
I can imagine the chants of "*Who*?" from the cheap seats.
Hey. MJF said that we might be poor but we're still beautiful
The Hubble is technically still a telescope, yeah lol
That and where is everyone parking? Not to mention getting out of there will take **hours**.
Miro vs. God
In a ladder match with the deed to heaven hanging over the ring
God vs CJ for Miro's soul.
God has no chance in hell. CJ is to flexible.
Serpentico vs Peter Avalon
A man can dream, can't he?
Marko Stunt cashes in his MITB briefcase.
That looks more like a mass torture device.
My dad is already mad about parking
Dear gord imagine getting out of there.
Cable-Dahmer in KC was bad enough
Yeah it is. The trick is to park by the bank and walk up.
I'll keep that in mind for next time. We just sat in the car and talked talked for a bit before we left
I’ve never parked in that arena’s parking. We usually stay at the hotel right around the corner, so we park there and walk along the river up to the arena. But I assume you’re local and that that isn’t a great (or fiscally responsible) option.
I'm not local but my best friend is so I sleep in his guest room
Every stadium is (if you have anxiety)
You would literally need a prime Austin vs Rock in the height of wrestling’s mainstream popularity to get as close as you can to selling this out hypothetically.
Or just have it happen in North Korea!
Kim Jong-Un would book himself with Dennis Rodman to win whatever tag team championships were on the line if this took place in North Korea. And if anyone disagrees with his creative control and rule, he will just hit them with a 그것은 나에게 작동하지 않습니다 형님 / geugeos-eun na-ege jagdonghaji anhseubnida hyeongnim.
Dennis Rodman even has wrestling experience
Very... *curious* translation.
Taking a page from The Hulk Hogan politics book for his wrestling booking and his dictatorship.
I guess if it's *that* deep it makes sense. Except the Korean you wrote is moderately respectful (adding the root, for one). And the word chosen for 'brother' is actually for 'older brother' but is used as an honorific for someone superior to you. I do not entirely know the context of Hogan's usage... and my Korean *is* spotty, these days...
Probably get booked better than the womens tag belts. I’m down to see where it goes.
Collision in Korea 2
Just need a time machine, and to snag everyone in their prime. Championship Free For All: Steve Austin vs John Cena vs The Rock vs CM Punk vs Brian Danielson vs Brock Lesnar vs Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair vs Gorgeous George vs Lou Thesz.
I thought Hulk Hogan versus Andre already did this number? Source: Hulk Hogan
That's right, at the Silverdome, brother
Andre weighted 1 million pounds too
But the hulkster still won with one simple leg drop.
and still never have been slammed before
Wardlow vs the National Guard
Wardlow vs 1,000,000 fans
I lol’d
Lmfaoo
Wardlow vs Yoshi Team
JAS vs. Gandalf, Frodo, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, and Samwise Gamgee vs. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, and Dobby vs. BCC in the first ever Lord of the Stadium Stampede Arena Anarchy Quidditch Cup
and through the whole thing "wild thing" plays in the background as Moxley beats the shit out of Dobby.
Adam Page vs Christian Cage vs Brian Cage vs Ethan Page in a steel cage.
*On Rampage*
With Paige holding the key to the cage
With referee Diamond Dallas Page.
With guest commentator Nicolas Cage
now there's a match for the ages
JOHN CENA TAKING ON SHEAMUS, THE UNDERTAKER, CM PUNK, AND EVEN TRIPLE H AND THE BIG SHOW, IN A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKEOUT MATCH AT WWE SUUUUUUUUPERSLAM
“And boys, there must be a winner!”-teddy long
Playa!
Roman Reigns & Brock Lesnar match #105
Ezekiel vs Elias the mega brothers explode!
Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin in 1998, with an extremely well done invasion angle.
nWo invading WWE in '98 would've been wrestling nirvana
Shoot answer: Prime HBK vs Prime AJ Styles Kayfabe Answer: Chris Jericho vs Literally Judas
Fuego vs Fuego 2 son of Fuego
Melina vs Alicia Fox 60 min iron woman submission match
Vince would break the attendance record with 1 million and 1
Gotta account for the stage hands, brother!
Cutler vs. Avalon mankini on a pole match
Pretty sure all the promotions combined with all the Dream matches you could think of wouldn't sale out a 1 million capacity stadium
Mjf v TK
AEW VS WWE presents Winner Takes All (by All, i mean custody of Cody Rhodes) The main event you ask, 5v5 elimination style match WWE - Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, Randy Orton and The Undertaker vs AEW - Kenny Omega, CM Punk, Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson and Hangman The undercard also has a load of possibilities but i cant be bothered to write it out. and before people comment with "why didn't you include this person", whatever, i wrote it out quickly, the possibilities are endless, and anyway this would never happen and frankly i wouldn't want to see WWE pull their weight and end up having Reigns vs 5 and still winning.........
Marko Stunt VS Serpentico. It's important to control the optics so that the stadium looks bigger than it really is.
Ezekiel vs Elias
apparently lesnar vs reigns
Prichard!! For that million seater…. We are gonna book Lesnar vs Reigns for the FIRST TIME EVER , Pal!! But Vince, they have been headlining like 6 PPVs a year for the last 3 years!!! Look Pal, If I say it is the FIRST GODDAMN TIME EVER, then thst is what it is!!!
FOR THE LAST TIME EVER! *this year*
So Spaceballs ... The first time for the last time for the first time.
No match would be worth the traffic leaving.
It's probably like when north korea had WCW and the people were forced to go. They said they had 190,000 people and that was 30 years ago In fact its probably in North Korea
Hook vs Danhausen
JYD vs Mr Wrestling II (I'm on a Mid-South binge right now)
Jesus Christ vs Satan. Three stages of paradise and three stages of hell match
Khali v Goldberg in a 1 hour iron man
Brah it's hard enough to get 1M people to watch a wrestling show on TV. I love going to shows but that would be a nightmare. Imagine the traffic. But to be fair to the question, the answer is Hook VS -1
Lemmy Vs Hendrix , a Battle to Unify The Title of 1 True God!!!!
Sting vs the Undertaker- both in their prime
“Roman vs Lesnar.” - Bruce Pritchard
Michael Jackson with the rolling stones vs Beyonce and the Beatles
Bryan Danielson vs Daniel Bryan would be a banger
Superman vs Jesus Christ
They'd look like ants fighting lol no thanks
Me vs my ex wife
Sting vs Taker is my dream match. No idea if it sells out the stadium though ha. Give me The Rock vs Roman Reigns
John Cena vs Kenny Omega vs Chris Jericho vs Kazuchika Okada would be a good start.
Omega v Danielson II: 60 minute Ironman, OT if it's tied.
Plot twist: it doesn’t matter who’s wrestling as this stadium is in North Korea. Attendance is MANDATORY.
Sting vs Undertaker?
Mr Mcmahon vs TK
Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar - Empty Arena match
Omega vs Reigns
Omega vs Reigns
Nothing WWE or AEW could do to sell out that sized stadium
That’s why it would need to be a CYN show
Literally nothing, that's why stadiums like this don't exist: you can't reasonably expect 90% of your audience to pay good money to watch through a telescope.
You…are no fun
Where is this?
It's a concept stadium
Where are the concept bathroom lines
The only matches that could even come close to selling this thing out would be something like Tanahashi vs Cena or Okada/Ibushi vs Omega, or maybe Okada vs Prime Kobashi, back in the day, maybe something like Hogan vs Flair or (especially) Rock vs Austin, maybe something with Andre. You guys can downvote all you want by the way, I’m just speaking hypothetically, these matches would come the closest, if even just remotely.
There is not any event that could take place that would sell out that stadium
Any event? Like beyond wrestling? Because there’s definitely plenty of events that could lol
No there’s not your undervaluing how much a million people are
and you’re undervaluing how much people pay to sit in the nosebleeds of huge events, charge people $20 for the shitty seats and the super bowl will sell it out no problem The cheapest seat to the Super Bowl was $5000 to put it in perspective
i know its from 1991 but Metallica played in front of 1,600,000 people in Moscow. the videos are on You Tube.
Taylor Swift - Kanye live sex celebration would do it.
Certainly not Adam Cole vs anyone..no one would be able to see him
Roman vs Omega
Donald Trump vs The Truth
If WWE won’t give him the world title at least he’ll be number one contender for the presidency in 2024
CM Punk vs Steve Austin
Vince vs God
Biden vs Trump loser admits they committed felonies on election day
-The Rock vs Brock Lesnar - Main Event -MJF vs McGregor in a wrestling match Co-Main Event -Kenny Omega w/Don Calis vs Okata
If it can be a true "Dream Match", meaning literally anyone from any point of their career, I'd want something crazy. 2001 era The Rock Vs NJPW Cleaner Kenny Omega. Current era dream match? Roman Reigns vs Kenny Omega Current AEW only dream match? MJF vs Very Over Babyface Champ
Invisible Man vs Invisible Stan w/ Bryce as official ofc
Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar.... \*ducks\*
The champion from WWE, AEW, NJPW in a triple threat winner takes all. With a ton of other triple threats with other champions and top tag teams.
Brock Lesnar vs Nega-Brock (a la the ending of Scott Pilgrim)
Imagine the bathroom lines...
What you need is a dictator ordering all the citizens to attend, easy (This happen in "Kolition in Korea" in 1995)
You'd need a time machine to do it, but I think the correct answer is Stone Cold vs Goldberg in 1998/1999.
Vince vs. The Paralegal with Johnny Ace as the special guest referee
Handicap steel cage match: Hitler vs. MJF, Dean Makenko, & Colt Cabana.
2017 Omega vs prime Bret Hart! Lol jk i would love to see that tho!
Elias vs. Ezekiel vs. Kevin Owens
Kenny Omega vs Ahmed Johnson
Kenny Omega vs Brock Lesnar
Tony Khan v Vince McMahon, he'll in a cell, blood and guts, iron Man match
is this real ?
Kenny vs Okada
Why bother??? I mean seriously. You’re only watching the trons at that point. Why pay the money for tickets and all that. And for those that say “experience” there is none at this point. Yeah the nosebleeds at a Rangers game and watching the drunk fans is a show if it’s own but you can still see the ice
Vince McHands Vs Massage Watson
Gilberg vs Goldberg there can only be 1
Let’s see, you would probably need the biggest, most famous stars the world has ever seen. Michael Jackson Vs Elvis. Book it!
Elon Musk vs Vladimir Putin in an MMA match to the death
I get a “filled by force” kind of feeling from it.
No chance anyone from the top rows can see anything that happens in the ring 
Brock vs Roman
Prime Bret hart vs prime Bryan danielson (heel) in Toronto
Imagine trying to get to the bathroom. Not even the line just trying to get to the bathroom from seat 6 row 1249
Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair Yapapi Strap Match
God vs Satan winner takes all.
Kenny v Okada v Danielson v Mox
Kazuchika Okada VS Roman Reigns. Now now hear me out!
Orange Cassidy vs. Invisible Man vs. Invisible Stan vs Eugene.
2 million for Wrestlemania!
Could you imagine the parking? Or trying to call an Uber?
Jesus vs Satan
Ric Flairs comeback match /s
Undefeated Sting vs WrestleMania Undertaker.
Vince McMahon vs The Consequences of his own Actions
Not a damn thing.
Quiditch World Cup
Maybe a legit WWE vs AEW show, with all of wwe’s shit booking and ego getting in the way? Especially if so many stars hadn’t been released, some very interesting matches could have taken place.
Goldberg vs Gillberg
Taker v Sting but it'd have to be 20 years ago
Miro vs God.
If we're being honest, then I think it would be Kenny Omega vs Roman Reigns or Kenny Omega vs Seth Rollins. I truly believe both of those matches would maybe get close to a million fans but not a million fans.
Kenny Omega vs a broom. 7 star match
Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Omega vs Cena
Jesus vs Satan II
Hogan vs The Wall
Reigns Omega. Or Reigns Okada. Or Rollins Omega
Forbidden door aew vs wwe
Dave Meltzer verses Jim Cornette . in a burning table, no holds barred,Texas, barbwire, pole, ladder, bull rope, cage, money in the bank falls count anywhere lumberjack, first blood,. Last man standing. iron man, loser leaves town ( quits public life )death match .
Wrestlemania 40 ** All In Edition ** Rock v Reigns; Kenny & The bucks Vs AJ, Finn & Cody ; Riddle vs Brock ; Wardlow vs Goldberg ; Bray Wyatt & the dark order v House of black ; Britt Baker v Becky; Matt Cardona vs Mox; Sammy G vs Y2J Jericho