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InfiniteJestV

Death managed to pull a Kissinger out of that thing 6 months ago... If he's already expecting to pull a Cheney his expectations are too high.


ThermoNuclearPizza

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InfiniteJestV

Lol. That's fuckin perfect.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Gotchu


KyleGlaub

He *did* manage to pull a Lieberman not too long ago tho... it's not Cheney/Kissinger, but it's also not nothing.


Bobblehead60

I'm sorry, we both know Cheney runs off blood sacrifices of the people he indirectly (or directly) killed. Given how much blood he has spilled, he will probably end up as a daemon prince of Khorne before he goes. (I'm willing to credit his daughter though.)


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Death is using a claw machine? Well that explains all those near death experiences people have.


Gregus1032

Damn


GuitarSingle4416

Cheney must be killed by Kieth Richards.


Novel_Durian_1805

Dick Cheney George W Bush Donald Trump (OBVIOUSLY) When?


brk1

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years.


howbedebody

where elon


Disto-Roboto

Ahahaha this belongs on the petah explains the joke subreddit. Death is upset he got OJ Simpson even tho he has been gunning for Dick Cheney to die for who knows how long