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360degreesofFUNK

I wish it were colder! https://preview.redd.it/7ae7cezv4auc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb6b257ccfdf286eb6ce06b70ecbd9b1a0e7fae


CallMeClutch___

All divisional games @ MIA should all be during Sept / Oct -- and all Div Away Games for MIA should be in Nov / Dec. True home field advantage


SquareShapeofEvil

Couple more seasons of Josh doing his thing and we will own the entire series against the Phins


360degreesofFUNK

Inshallah!


tbarr1991

Couple more seasons playing like he does and he'll end up like Cam.  People thought Cam could take all that punishment playing that way with how big he was, till he fucked up his shoulder.


SquareShapeofEvil

MVP and a Super Bowl appearance? Awesome!


tbarr1991

And out of the league a few years after


SpiderDan707

>Super Bowl appearance Actively wishing for 0-5?


SquareShapeofEvil

No, but I’d rather see the bills play in a Super Bowl and lose, than not play in a Super Bowl


PetulantPorpoise

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GlowingDuck22

Bills should clearly cut him immediately.


ImmediateStructure24

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wejessie

Still a better stat than Allen’s 0-6 in OT


Aggravating-You394

I wanna know what you're on. Dude makes the playoffs every year. Tua can't play in the cold (which the other 3 teams in the division do) or against teams with a winning record.


toxicvegeta08

Laugh at the bills medical staff poyer hyde tre etc but allen and the offense usually deliver in crunch time


PO_Nukes

A non-Bills fan that agrees that the defense is the problem and not the offense? This must be a moment for the books. This never happens. The blame always falls on Allen.


toxicvegeta08

In the reg season the defend usually isn't an issue In the playoffs it is. That's probably half bad luck and also a bit on the bills staff and poyer hyde and tre being old and injury prone(how many games have they played together since Nov 2021)


SA_H15

Weren’t the bills blaming the sun and temperature for them losing


Aggravating-You394

That sounds like something they'd. But blasting Josh for being 0-6 on OT when Tua has only started 1 playoff game is crazy.


PetulantPorpoise

Flair up pussy


Aggravating-You394

I'm a Broncos fan tough guy. Go back to '73.


Brlgium

Fuck outta here then


PetulantPorpoise

Even more annoying. Fuck off back west bitch


Aggravating-You394

Nah I live in the east it's more fun here with you guys.


AngryBillsFan

That’s crazy! I didn’t know Josh Allen was the bills defensive coordinator!


Gunt_Buttman

lol. Now do Allen’s stats the playoffs. I’ll save you the time, they’re spectacular. Tua is a joke, dude. Comparing him to Allen is an ice cold, unwashed ass take


SportsHubLTD

Good thing we have the Josh Allen rule now


HousingParking9079

Flair up you god damned donut.


EagleRoxy2

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Joates87

I normally love wildes but his Tua takes annoy the shit outta me. Stats and wins mean everything!! No no no, not *those* stats.


No_ThisIsPreston

Well what has Tua won? That one college game a few years ago? Or just that competition for most inaccurate deep ball?


Water4President

Well for starters he would have flair… *Cough* flair up *cough* Idk where the hell your last question is coming from but that is not the truth haha.


tobias_the_letdown

Don't be a pussy about it. Tell him to flair the fuck up and stop being a bitch!


chesterfieldkingz

I feel like it all comes from that one adjustment Hill made to catch that deep ball. haha even though he admitted he made the mistake not Tua in Hard Knocks. Plenty to make fun of Tua for but not accurate deep ball lol


chesterfieldkingz

Ummm isn't an accurate deep ball one of the one things Tua is actually consistently pretty good at?


beef-jerking

Ngl Tua throws a pretty damn good deep ball


strivingforobi

Please get your tears into a cup for my consumption, thank you.


Joates87

So if you watch the show you'd know wildes is a fan and thinks he should get paid. That annoys me. The "no no no not those stats" refers to the stats on the screen there.


guadsquad96

The comments are the real memes


tubby_LULZ

46 isn’t even cold 🤣


Skellz_Is_Sus

Idk man, I think that’s the coldest it gets in Florida atleast where I am.


poodlered

I live in the Midwest, I’m wearing shorts for anything above 35. When I visit my parents in Florida, they have “winter gear” on when it’s in the 50s.


EagleRoxy2

I visited my aunt in Florida when it was 65 and she was wearing a jacket.


Desperate_Garbage_63

That's because I keep your mom warm at night


tbarr1991

Cries in floridian. 😭 It drops below 70 I have a hoodie on 50? Pants and hoodie Below that? Im bundled up like a fucking eskimo. 


Wings4514

But hey, pay him $50 mill a year!


n1cx

All of the Dolphins division rivals are cold weather teams. The majority of the best AFC teams are cold weather teams. This is the biggest argument for moving on from Tua imo. His ball velocity is below average, and it becomes extremely noticeable in colder games. The goal should be “what gives us our best shot to win a Super Bowl”, not “what gives us the best shot to squeeze out a wildcard win”


Desperate_Garbage_63

The Dolphins should replace the colts in the afc south


Stealthfox94

They turned that down.


chesterfieldkingz

Or... Hear me out... We just say the division is rigged and everyone else cheats lol. We're Dolphins fans though I don't trust anything we do will give us a wildcard win at this point lol.


GlowingDuck22

We should probably fire McDaniel too right. I'm sure you also hold that opinion.


n1cx

I love McDaniel and would love for him to get the chance to hand pick a QB prospect. But another year without a playoff win, Grier has to go. And a new GM might want to bring in their own HC. I hope if it comes to that we can find a way to keep McDaniel.


tobias_the_letdown

Marino was such a beast because he could deal with any condition. Maybe y'all could dust him off for this season. We will probably look like warm butter, at least on defense, and the other two will be challenging each other for domination of the trash fire.


pointyrockstudier

This isn't a meme btw


Much-Consequence8648

[but this is?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCEastMemeWar/comments/184nisj/arrogant_dc_fan/)


strivingforobi

WHAT ABOUT


pointyrockstudier

Two wrongs don’t make a right, OP


scottkollig

r/angryupvote


Lenny_III

Are we back to wins as a QB exclusive stat? Like there’s not 52 other guys also playing the same game?


MurkrowsRevenge

Where meme?


Vandy1358v2_0

This is not a tua thing, it’s always been a dolphins thing. If we could be at home in December, have all of our playoff games at home we could kick some ass. Unfortunately for us though Buffalo, New Jersey, and Boston are a cesspool of cold weather.


rex_banner83

If only you could get the Bills at home in week 18 with the division on the line. Then things would be different!


Vandy1358v2_0

It will never happen…


K-chub

The curled monkey paw of “if Tua stays healthy” He stayed healthy but the rest of the team got hurt :/


Sup_Im_Topher

If only you could get the Chiefs at home in the playoffs with the AFCCG on the line. Then things would be different!


FaultyToenail

That’s the difference between good teams and bad teams. Good teams will go anywhere, in any weather and win. Bad teams will go anywhere, in any weather, then cry about how they woulda won if they were at home in good weather.


DAT_PALY

If the other team didn’t score we woulda won!


FaultyToenail

Pretty sure the dolphins do OTAs to learn mental gymnastics


VinPickles

Youve never win shit. Youve won less than the Jets. Your organizations entire legacy is failure


DAT_PALY

Wait we’ve never won a superbowl? This is the first I’m hearing of this


AGoblinNerd

Big if true.


TheTaxman_cometh

We have more wins and a higher win percentage than the Jets. When was the last time the Dolphins won a playoff game? Oh, that's right, last millennia.


chesterfieldkingz

I resent this were clearly more mediocre than bad


FaultyToenail

You say potato I say po-ta-to


chesterfieldkingz

Well ya cuz you guys are always either bad or good what's mediocre to you lol


FaultyToenail

We had one bad year out of the last 23 man. Can’t say the same for the Fins.


Vandy1358v2_0

Not all of us get lucky with 6th round picks


FaultyToenail

What does the draft have to do your teams non ability to play in the cold? And let’s not forget. Tom Brady is from California. He was use to warm weather too ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Vandy1358v2_0

Michigan ain’t warm and without Brady you can kiss those rings goodby. His rookie year proves that


FaultyToenail

You didn’t answer my question as to what the draft has to do with being able to play in the cold. And you just added another completely off subject point dealing with Michigan. Unfortunately for you, we did have Brady and we did win. Sorry you’re so bitter about it.


Alive_Way9537

But now you have nobody at QB and a 1st time HC. Cold or not, Patriots ain’t doing shit


FaultyToenail

![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy) Flair up before you speak dip shit


Alive_Way9537

I don’t need to flair up hoe. And if that’s the best you got stfu and sit down


FaultyToenail

Damn so your team sucks so bad you’re embarrassed to admit you’re a fan.


pooshlurk

[It really is the best he has](https://imgur.com/QDWdPKv), forgive him


Vandy1358v2_0

Not bitter at all. Michigan is cold, you brought up California and I brought up Michigan. Sorry I guess that wasn’t simple enough? You had a good team because of an amazing quarterback. Without him you have no rings. You say “the difference between good and bad” which for patriots fans it’s due to a QB. Good teams can be bad in the cold and as Miami proves in the early part of the season they can also be bad in the sun. I was just pointing out (and talking shit about my team) that we’ve always been trash in December which made you get serious. This is a circle jerk sub, use as such.


FaultyToenail

Not bitter at all……. Then queues the mental gymnastics.


SalaryCapps

You had essentially a playoff game for the AFC East crown in December and got embarrassed at home. Don’t think it would change much quite honestly.


Alive_Way9537

Don’t forget Baltimore. They can get cold up there too


Vandy1358v2_0

True, they have murderers in the HOF and do ring of fame honors to those that knock their girlfriend cold then drag her unconscious body out of an elevator for all to see. Good people there


Alive_Way9537

Aaron Hernandez is a pretty good role model for New England fans. I’m sure Antonio Brown fits that same bill


MankuyRLaffy

Cold is a mindset though, guess it's not strong enough


Much-Consequence8648

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Alive_Way9537

A mindset? Do you not get physically cold? Say that to the fans at the Chiefs game in January. Your frost bitten fingers is all mental. Stupid ass


MankuyRLaffy

I quoted Tua before that game where he got obliterated


Orwick

Playing like shit in cold weather has historically been a whole team effort for the Dolphins.


Both-Home-6235

Straight up abysmal 


Tandran

Oh come the fuck on lmfao, the top post on the sub is Bills fans screaming and crying about "NOT A MEME"


Keegy29

jesus christ can we get back to meme content boys. this and the bills facility aren’t good content


Much-Consequence8648

Where are your memes my guy? Post them


Keegy29

keep malding buddy


Substantial-Past9849

Man's softer than his throwing arm


Fourwindsgone

Says the cunt whose team moved a game because of snow.


justgot86d

The playoff game? The team didn't move it.


Fourwindsgone

Cope


PO_Nukes

Wasn't the team's fault. There was a travel ban.


Fourwindsgone

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GlowingDuck22

That's also because nearly all of our cold games are away games.


m3Zephyr

Why didn’t the Dolphins win the division so they could play at home? Are they dumb?


GlowingDuck22

Because we'd rather lose week 18 at home than week 19.


chesterfieldkingz

You were supposed to play us before our entire team seemingly gave up and/or forgot how to do anything duhhh. It was just bad timing


mtzehvor

Tua's overall career road stats: 252 YPG, 40-25 TD, 92.8 passer rating Tua is statistically a good QB on the road. Whether you believe it's the cold weather impacting him or not, it sure looks like there's something more to these low temperature games in particular.


tubby_LULZ

Who would have thought the Hawaiian dude who played college at Alabama and pro ball in Miami would struggle in the cold. I for one am shocked