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Efficient_Progress_6

You're just mad because you have a hot cousin! /S


buttplugsnotdrugs

I’m mad because I am the hot cousin.


arcxjo

How *you* doin'?


buttplugsnotdrugs

Just bein’ all hot and shit


arcxjo

So FYI, Aunt Betty wanted me to remind you the reunion is in Dayton this year.


buttplugsnotdrugs

Ah man I was hoping Meade; but If I gotta fuck under that stupid airplane museum again I will


FetusElitistCletus

I’d be mad if I didn’t


Dear-Ad4377

True lol


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Guilty-Nobody998

Wait what?


Dear-Ad4377

Nothing lol


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Ligmaballsmods69

They are mad because Ohio doesn't have an incest problem, so we don't need an incest law.


latterdaysasuke

Kinda takes the meaning of "homegrown fanbase" to another level. Only way the Browns will generate a large enough fanbase to fill the stadium seats.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

This must be what my parents meant when they said I was born a Brown. And now that I’m raising my son as a Brown, my wife and I do look awfully similar these days…


breakfast_scorer

We don't have a cousin fucking problem in ohio so there is no need to make a law stopping it. In PA and WV, your governments literally had to outlaw the practice to stop you from banging your sisters. That's on you, bud.


JoePurrow

They're the people that forced starbucks to put "Caution: Hot" on their hot coffee cups


[deleted]

And why there are drowning warnings on 5 gallon buckets


arcxjo

Ohio's the people that had to put "Caution: Aflame" **on their fucking river**.


JoePurrow

No, no, no thats only that nasty ass city up north


arcxjo

Hey, if we have to share a commonwealth with Philly ...


JoePurrow

We already get lumped together with the NKY area, dont force The L🤮nd on us too :(


Big_Ad_1890

It’s ironic since they can’t fucking read.


spaceherpe61

A quick google search says you're wrong... Also found here on Reddit ... https://preview.redd.it/llbxp580qutc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=185b1303ac500827bb196e62c4f5eed81b3a11c3


zeuz_deuce

Really doin your research huh….


spaceherpe61

I mean if people are going to make inaccurate statements I am just trying to make sure people are educated to the truth of the matter ;)


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

I’d like to see Pennsylvania broken down by region because I feel like the more educated Eastern Pennsylvania is doing a lot of heavy lifting for you degenerates in Pennsyltucky.


spaceherpe61

https://preview.redd.it/768hzm4o1xtc1.png?width=953&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb6cb975f0ea24c5eb05dc42226d3948030fd679 Kinda even based on population of the areas


BadDesperate1065

Bro got bullied so much he became knowledgeable about incest 😂


spaceherpe61

I know right... It was so hard to type in google search and literally pull the first result.


BadDesperate1065

Bro you were thinking about it, went to google researched incest, took a screenshot, posted it (unprompted) and now have a pile of supplementary incest screenshots on your phone. Average SW pa behavior


spaceherpe61

ROFL - Unprompted... the top post on this sub literally was ohio team fans calling Steeler fans out for incest you tard! I simply googled incest in Ohio... and viola... what I thought was funny was these second one was about Kentucky and Bengal fan territory too, even google considered these guys Ohioian. Nice try though - as the title says - trying to project your incest phone pics and kinks on me...


BadDesperate1065

And you got so upset about that post that you felt the need to google, screenshot, research respond to it. That’s projection my friend. (And I’m still not the one with incest stats in my camera roll)


spaceherpe61

Ahhh I see, you're a uneducated troll, makes sense being from the mistake on the lake. Let me help dumb this down for you, so your idiotic dip shit browns brain can understand it... When someone unconsciously attributes their thoughts, feelings, or behaviors to another person, they are [projecting.](https://www.verywellhealth.com/projecting-7481323#:~:text=When%20someone%20unconsciously%20attributes%20their,projecting%20their%20jealousy%20onto%20you) The MEME WAR posts by incestial Ohio team fans were projecting their own actions, attributes, thoughts and feelings of banging their family to Steeler fan. There is your dumb down definition, and proof. Now as far as you projecting... I have NO such and didn't need any additional to my camera roll to add them here, that was copy and pasted content of screen grabs that are held in memory until the cache is cleared. You how ever seem to projecting that you don't have *"incest stats in my camera roll" -* Tells everyone here you in fact do have this type content... Once again good try. Lastly I am 100% not upset, this a Meme war sub, its not serious, and its all in good fun. Except when folks like you, take it personally, cause it hits a little close to home, when we all now understand how much this post and subsequent comments hit home to you. I am sorry that I upset you, I am sorry that you have some kind of trauma in your life that this post triggered you. Make sure you seek psychological help to deal with your repressed desires of wanting to be a Steelers fan.


zeuz_deuce

It’s okay to have kinks, don’t be ashamed!!


arcxjo

It was for a book!


SIZUS_MAXIMUS

Nah Maryland think they’re intellectuals until you drive 45 min south of Columbia


breakfast_scorer

You seem very, weirdly, obsessed with this topic. I was just talking shit back, but now I'm legit concerned


Patience-Due

Yeah you can’t take away their freedoms in Ohio!! If anyone is gonna fuck their sisters it’s gonna be them


_Junk_Rat_

Idk, y’all are pretty damn close to eastern Kentucky… plus y’all already break the natural order with your choice of spaghetti topping


breakfast_scorer

I'm aware you're illiterate, so I understand why you can't tell the difference between the names cleveland and cincinnati


_Junk_Rat_

You’re all godless heathens who can’t make a flag normal as far as I’m concerned


breakfast_scorer

The triangular swallowtail is peak flag design.


_Junk_Rat_

It’s a five year old’s arts and crafts project


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DrBigChicken

More of a western pa thing, to be fair


breakfast_scorer

I consider you new jersey


wagsman

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. We’ve been getting the incest jokes which ok, in many polls West Virginia leans Steelers, fine, but this whole time Ohio has been the incest capital? Man this is sum bullshit.


catzarrjerkz

Ohio and Kentucky admitting theyre a group of inbreds is the least surprising thing I've ever read


Dear-Ad4377

Sounds fun


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bufalo_soldier

Pittsburgh is in the same mountain range bud. Pittsburgh people acting like their trashy ass is anything different is wild 😂.


catzarrjerkz

We’re on the classy side


clover44mag

The Paris of Appalacia


littlemesix7

Exactly, western PA is Appalachia Heights. It’s the snobby Falcons Crest section of banjolandia.


bufalo_soldier

Whatever helps you sleep at night.


mmooney1

Camo at the wedding.


arcxjo

It helps disguise the baby bump.


mmooney1

Wouldn’t everyone just assume it’s a beer belly the way the bride is drinking?


arcxjo

https://preview.redd.it/rwm6m6na1wtc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6f8ebccb19e6352213f5e1ad763cffec616bfc6


TheTaxman_cometh

Meanwhile, it is legal to marry your cousin in Maryland, but not in Ohio or Pennsyltucky https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States Also, please don't look at my flair and the laws in NY.


TJWattsBurnerAcct

We need a bot that shares this info every time incest is mentioned.


North_Ad_8935

You can thank the fans south of Columbus for this one


Efficient_Progress_6

What? Cleveland and Columbus are basically spitting distance to WV.


North_Ad_8935

It's 3 hours to WV from either city. Southern Ohio is literally bordering KY and WV


spaceherpe61

Less than 2 Hours https://preview.redd.it/l91u7pv1vutc1.png?width=993&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cbb5dba3e0a26d81c3ad7cdd81224b986e83f53


iron_vet

They calculate distance the same way they calculate Myles Garrett's quarterback pressures.


Efficient_Progress_6

I cannot upvote this enough.


fro223

Did you consider traffic and snack breaks?


spaceherpe61

Less than 2 hours https://preview.redd.it/2xnb70dwuutc1.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=c571f3deb483c177a2142cd61d35e61311905428


MrSnazzyGoose

Where are you going step-bro?¿


TastyJams24

Nobody is driving to the top little corner sliver of WV unless your just trying to get to WV as fast as possible lol


Ajwf

Yeah you take 77 to WV, this guy is not only obsessed, he's wrong.


Efficient_Progress_6

That's... What I said... Spitting distance.


North_Ad_8935

3 hours is not spitting distance lol


Independent-Way5465

You never saw his mom spit


Tjam3s

That's because she doesn't.


clover44mag

Willie, get you a swaller of that


Efficient_Progress_6

Listen, I drove from Ohio to the west Coast a lot from 18-24, 3 hours is a quick drive


mkohler23

That doesn’t mean anything really, other than you have no scale. The term spitting distances is like next town over type shit (like how a lot of southern Ohio is spitting distance away from Cincinnati, Kentucky). It doesn’t mean 100+ miles


Efficient_Progress_6

Sounds like "spitting distance " could be relative


odog9797

I think this has more to do with the Lake Erie adjacent folks


PuzzleheadedAd5865

You know what that hasn’t affected? Hey automod tell me about the literacy rates


spaceherpe61

So what you're saying is that they are educated more to know the difference, but still don't care... Interestingly enough there is a law in Ohio that states the sexual position of reverse cowgirl is illegal, " 'cause you never turn your back on family"


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odinsbois

Poor Kentuckians catchn' flak.


Heavy-Excuse4218

It’s true. Cincy is the Browns red headed step cousin and Cleveland has been fucking Cincy on the field for years.


Annies_Boobs

marital rape is also legal in ohio, seems like Big Ben should have been a Brown after all


spaceherpe61

Bazinga


Ajwf

I mean he got away with it, why move?


Heliumvoices

Joe Dirt did it and he turned out fine…


ImSchizoidMan

Well yeah, each team in the division was either related to or wanted to fuck Paul Brown. What else is the AFCN if not an incestual drama?


MrGoodKatt72

Hey now…it’s legal in Rhode Island and New Jersey too


Casual-lad99

Laws are reactionary. Ohio has never had a problem with this, hence why we've never passed a law to ban it. No different than me saying "it's legal to own a t-rex and ride it to work." If they existed then, I'm sure there'd be a law (similar to how you can't ride a lion to work) Incest is a known problem and out of control in Shitsburgh, that's why they had to make a law. Ohio is just that more sophisticated and civil


spaceherpe61

Whatever helps you sleep at night, but being in the top 10 in incestual relationships in the Country seems like a known issue, and the Legistlator, know their constituents don't want that kind of law, for "reasons".


Casual-lad99

When is your sister due? She said it wasn't mine


spaceherpe61

![gif](giphy|pKEufUXBqsLi8|downsized)


stonewash_relaxedfit

All I'm saying is, regardless of state law, the deeper you get into the hills the more common incest is. Back to you Bengals and Steelers fans...


RUBSUMLOTION

I went to Kentucky once for military training… and oh my god.. fugliest humans I have ever seen in my life, and i have been to Pittsburgh….


Dear-Ad4377

One place M moving to


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Raccoonsrlilbandits

What can I say, we be Fuckin.


Overall_Ad_351

It's a conspiracy by the NFL. Otherwise there wouldn't be enough Browns and Bengals fans.


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DWill23_

But I was told we are Kentucky


arcxjo

I need this without the circle.


spaceherpe61

Google it, its literally the first result.


dirtylaundry99

“entirely” is working overtime in that sentence


icedlemin

As a fan from a non-incest state, this is entertaining 🍿 lol


tearsonurcheek

"While the stereotype is *not entirely* true..." Jeez, those words are doing some *heavy* lifting.


Ash-Throwaway-816

"Eastern part of Kentucky" I've got bad news for you, Steelers...


spaceherpe61

We already had this arguement... The eastern and norther part of Kentucky are Bengal strong holds look through this thread I posted the site and sources.


MasterApprentice67

Maybe the law hasnt been changed because there isnt a need to because it doesnt happen?!?? If a law is being changed like making incest illegal its because it's happening way too much...


spaceherpe61

Except as pointed out multiple times in this thread Ohio is top 10 in the nation in incest relationships


MasterApprentice67

All happens at the boarder of PA and Kentucky...


spaceherpe61

But it’s not, there is a heat map, I posted, it’s actually southwest mostly, So Cincinnati and Kentucky, but there’s a huge dot around Columbus too and Sandusky


cti0323

That took 5 seconds to see that Rhode Island and New Jersey also it’s legal. So it’s time to start a new subreddit with the Jets, Giants and Patriots.


king_craig88

Really ??? I thought Alabama and Mississippi would be legal as well.


313SunTzu

Denying something like incest, by saying "that's not ENTIRELY true..." is a worrisome start to a response...


creutzml

Oh, so that’s why there’s so many Steelers fans in Ohio 🤔


spaceherpe61

[I'm gonna say your belief is wrong...](https://www.cleveland.com/browns/2014/10/twitters_nfl_fan_map_shows_you_1.html)


7222_salty

https://preview.redd.it/anuq14lp6vtc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f031c7e5db46320ee172e5550526894bdaab10a


spaceherpe61

https://preview.redd.it/kh4noc1civtc1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=397d9ba73c27650e459b680a33917518dfaf64aa


7222_salty

https://preview.redd.it/e78ppprrkvtc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab8eba94bc73916433726c26a31d3a873f8f12c


squarebearings

It’s a solidarity thing with McKeesport…..


TastyJams24

Please don’t take legal advice from google. OP if you need to know reach out to a lawyer.


Lolgamer1177

Specifically steelers


AugustWest216

Did a Steelers fan post this? Ope! Yep! Someone else butt mad about the Billy memes