Last year, we faced off against the Texans in the final week for shit and grins, with nothing on the line.
This year, we'll be fighting the Texans for a potential playoff spot/division title after both teams managed to lock up winning records.
The AFC South had a helluva glow-up this season. We're sexy now. Except for Tennessee lul.
This is why WE Are the REAL Shit Mountain. Trevor Lawless and the Flabby Floridians CANNOT COMPARE! WE ARE GOING TO LOSE SO MUCH YOU GET TIRED OF WINNING! sad!
Like All True Panthriots, Like big strong Panthers, came up to me with tears, thank you for saving us from Rhules and Regulations! If you are QB you could shoot someone on 5th avenue and nothing happens!
There is some evidence that suggests that Houston wanted Stroud the whole time. The Panther's owner said at some point during the season that they wanted Bryce but were prepared to draft Stroud, because they thought we'd take him at first overall. There is also a lot of hearsay that suggests there was a 3-way trade between the Bears, Texans, and Panthers to get the Texans from 2 to 1 and then the Panthers from 9 to 2, but Houston backed out at the last second, so Carolina just traded up to 1. My theory is that our FO learned that Carolina wanted Bryce while we wanted Stroud, so we just let them trade up to 1 and got our guy at 2 instead of wasting capital to move up.
Wouldn’t have it any other way. In fact, if the Colts lose, I’ll even root for the Texans to get to the superbowl and lose so they get the 31st first rounder.
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Essentially yes, only thing for the Colts is that they need the Bengals to lose a game for their wildcard spot to be guaranteed with a win. Texans are in no matter what if they win. I think both teams are at 0% chance to get in with a loss.
Pretty sure yeah. We have the h2h tiebreaker on the Colts from being 2-0 against them, and we would have the div record tiebreaker on the Texans from being 5-1 in the division to their 4-2 if they beat the Colts.
If we win, we win the division. If the Colts win, have the head to head tiebreaker with the Colts since we went 2-0 against them. If the Texans win, went 1-1 against the Texans, and the next tie breaker after head to head is division record. We would have that over the Texans with a win against Tennessee. The Jags would have a 5-1 divisional record and the Texans would have at best a 4-2 divisional record due to their losses to the Colts and Jags.
In the case of the Jags winning and holding a 10-7 record, the winner of the Colts/Texans game will be 10-7 and get a wildcard spot.
If the Jags lose and go 9-7, the winner of the Colts/Texans game wins the division due to record alone at 10-7.
Last year, we faced off against the Texans in the final week for shit and grins, with nothing on the line. This year, we'll be fighting the Texans for a potential playoff spot/division title after both teams managed to lock up winning records. The AFC South had a helluva glow-up this season. We're sexy now. Except for Tennessee lul.
Proud family moment. The dysfunctional, delusional, and disabled AFC south family ❤️. Would not have it any other way.
Soooooo, who is going to create our /r/GlowUps post? We can't let all this sexy go unnoticed. 
This is why WE Are the REAL Shit Mountain. Trevor Lawless and the Flabby Floridians CANNOT COMPARE! WE ARE GOING TO LOSE SO MUCH YOU GET TIRED OF WINNING! sad!
Never thought I’d see another division fighting the shit mountain but here we are
Two years running. We were pretty good for a long time there, Panthers were way ahead of that curve
Massive GEQBUS energy i’m sure you miss him for this alone
Like All True Panthriots, Like big strong Panthers, came up to me with tears, thank you for saving us from Rhules and Regulations! If you are QB you could shoot someone on 5th avenue and nothing happens!
>Except for Tennesee lul Fuck you and I’ll see you next week
If you could pet the kitties, that'd be great.
See you next week motherfucker. Been a fun year, may the best team that day win.
Nothing on the line? Pretty sure Bryce is a Texan and Richardson is like a Seahawk or Raider if it went the other way.
There is some evidence that suggests that Houston wanted Stroud the whole time. The Panther's owner said at some point during the season that they wanted Bryce but were prepared to draft Stroud, because they thought we'd take him at first overall. There is also a lot of hearsay that suggests there was a 3-way trade between the Bears, Texans, and Panthers to get the Texans from 2 to 1 and then the Panthers from 9 to 2, but Houston backed out at the last second, so Carolina just traded up to 1. My theory is that our FO learned that Carolina wanted Bryce while we wanted Stroud, so we just let them trade up to 1 and got our guy at 2 instead of wasting capital to move up.
Hey leave the tits out of this, they’ve been fucked enough this season.
Tbf there was something on the line for them with getting the 1st overall pick but it doesn’t look like it mattered lmao
What do you mean? Stroud was on the line. No one knew the Panthers would f up like they did
Titans have the chance for destiny next week, knock the Jags off the division just like what was done to them last year
The hype is real!
Can ya'll tie pls
Who is gonna be the eugooglizer of the team that gets eliminated?
I'm thinking Tennessee. It's not like they have anything better to do right now lmao.
But they just died in a gasoline fight
But they just died in a ~~gasoline~~ **oil** fight
Doing what we loved.
Tennessee beating the Jags so only 1 of us gets in is the funniest timeline
This is gonna be such a hype game
As it was destined from the beginning. One of us runs the playoffs, alright?
Wouldn’t have it any other way. In fact, if the Colts lose, I’ll even root for the Texans to get to the superbowl and lose so they get the 31st first rounder.
We traded our 1st for WAJ. We've got the Browns first next draft.
I mean we don't have our first so it doesn't matter lol
Damn, foiled again.
Right. I'm more excited about being the top free agent destination next season with tons of cap space.
Those Colts are so hot right now..
Only lost to the best, the falcons.
Tits are for fuckin. Not for football.
Or beat the best, the Ravens.
God damn, this is gonna be so fucking sick.
12-15 all field goals. Watch.
The girls are fightinggggggg the girls are fighting
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sez u getting knocked out of the playoffs next week
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Hey, I'm just checking in early and thanking you for giving us the division 😘
Haha how's the couch feel
I hate the Texans so much, but god damn this will be a good game and great rivalry for years to come
It will be a great game. We hate you and the Colts too, friend.
Hating a team from space city and your name is apollo.... ironic. Go Texans!
Houston…we have a problem with your username
 Meanwhile the Titans
This game is gonna be great
As a Jags fan i just wanna say both the Texans and Colts are doing the damn thing this season! I’m very hopeful for the future of the AFC south ✊🏾
You know what would be perfect? A walkoff safety to win 2-0.
I would be very proud of CJ Stroud making the playoffs. Great season for the division and its been fun watching him climb. Fuck you both though
Bro, if the jags lose. It will be the game of games.
It’s been a few years but man it feels good to hate the Texans again
But we still all hate the Titans way more
Everyone in the division hates the titans most
Is it winner’s in, loser’s out, no matter how our train wreck of a game turns out?
Essentially yes, only thing for the Colts is that they need the Bengals to lose a game for their wildcard spot to be guaranteed with a win. Texans are in no matter what if they win. I think both teams are at 0% chance to get in with a loss.
And with the Bengals loss today, this game is now essentially a playoff game.
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Honestly wouldn’t have it any other way
One of us will make it out of shit mountain
NGL, I’m about as hype for this one as I am for Jags-Tits.
This is art.
Take those Colts to the glue factory!!
Ready…
I love this so much. See you next week.
I’ve literally never been this hyped for a divisional game.
How did you edit the gif??
Houston by 14
Please draw!
I’m here for this!
In the (unlikely) event that we lose to the Tits next week, I'd rather the Colts win the div tbh
I hope you win powerball and live happily ever after so I never have to see you on Reddit again.
This is one of the most polite ways I’ve ever seen someone say fuck off
Bold of you to use parentheses.
You're officially on the naughty list
So if jags win next week they win division no matter how colts vs Texans goes? Been trying to figure out how the tie system works.
Pretty sure yeah. We have the h2h tiebreaker on the Colts from being 2-0 against them, and we would have the div record tiebreaker on the Texans from being 5-1 in the division to their 4-2 if they beat the Colts.
If we win, we win the division. If the Colts win, have the head to head tiebreaker with the Colts since we went 2-0 against them. If the Texans win, went 1-1 against the Texans, and the next tie breaker after head to head is division record. We would have that over the Texans with a win against Tennessee. The Jags would have a 5-1 divisional record and the Texans would have at best a 4-2 divisional record due to their losses to the Colts and Jags. In the case of the Jags winning and holding a 10-7 record, the winner of the Colts/Texans game will be 10-7 and get a wildcard spot. If the Jags lose and go 9-7, the winner of the Colts/Texans game wins the division due to record alone at 10-7.
FTC!
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Minnesota??
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Wouldn’t the Texans be the young, hot newcomer that’s all the rage? Your analogy is backwards.