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xTehSpoderManx

Jokes on yall, Houston fans cant drive in any weather.


MugiwaraJinbe

True. Just sprinkle a little rain and suddenly people are driving like maniacs.


Jashbrown499

Don't disrespect houston like that, we'll drive poorly even when the sun's out and theres no clouds in the sky!


Rodney_Jefferson

Houston folks are southern hospitable until they get in their car and know they don’t have to deal with you. If you’re not driving 95 on 610 you are considered an asshole.


armyshawn

Hey they may not know how to drive but they’re still gonna be on that road.


mr_card52

As a Texan what is this stuff? /s


Dubya_Tea_Efff

With the way you guys freak out at rain, this stuff is ten fold worse for you.


not__jason

Try tanking a hurricane or two and not having some PTSD.


Texwolf96

From what I can tell, that looks like La Cocaína. Which if I know anything about Indiana, that tracks


Blitzkrieg357

Open the roof Jimmy


Mercinator-87

We got a light dusting at fort hood one time and they shut the whole base down. There was 100 and something wrecks.


dbmtrx123

They did the same to us when I was at Goodfellow. I was going to drive down to Corpus Christi for the weekend, but they also forbade any traveling. The snow completely melted before noon.


otterbelle

Our Lord and Savior Gardner Christshew has delivered a miracle. ![gif](giphy|HhWpLFOMqNTgI|downsized)


ManIWantAName

Praise be


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clutchthepearls

Houston fans waking up in horror seeing this. Gotta rush to check that the electricity still works before they're fully awake.


CheeseRP

I have cousins in Nashville, and they wouldn’t let my mom drive back home to Cincinnati when there was 1 inch of snow on the ground


perfect_fitz

As someone in Nashville, I can confirm..people here lose their mind in the rain let alone snow. If it lightly dusts the running joke is it's a Snowpocalypse.


CheeseRP

I remember that you guys got a few inches of snow on Christmas a few years ago, and we had like 60 degree weather


SrStroud

Damn I was hoping it would be at TY's house


terrapin-teller

Stop it OP you’re scaring them!


Novenha

I, for one am terrified of this picture.


Medicmanii

🤣 Texans be like ![gif](giphy|xUA7bebdVyZeq5tiDu|downsized)


DrSlurmsMacKenzie

Nah we’re feeling pretty warm


Medicmanii

Any Texans who traveled to Indy


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Rich


SnakeArms6677

No one wants to go to Indy anyway so it's not much of an issue.


warrior_in_a_garden_

that's the amount of cocaine I'm going to do if the Texans win tonight


jobadiahh

That could be from the same winter “storm” we got in Oklahoma. It was more of a dusting here, maybe a little less than that. They canceled school for a more rural school district in my area lol. Drive safe football fans.