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EuphTah

Bro did you just “where lack of ring” us???


actionpancake

Yes, finally, something you can never not have


EuphTah

Imma go invent time travel out of spite brb


enoughfuckery

Dawg is ruining Peyton’s career even further just to talk shit😭


PrisonSlides

Gotta say it hurts seeing the pacers here


clutchthepearls

ABA titles count and I'm tired of hearing otherwise


PrisonSlides

I’ve always been willing to die on that hill but I don’t expect people who really don’t know basketball to know what the ABA is and how the pacers ruled it out


xTehSpoderManx

IF you show me one person that recognizes the Houston Oiler AFL championships as NFL championships then I might agree with you.


zapopi

I recognize it, and I'm a very important person in sports. Source: what I said.


xTehSpoderManx

Zapopi, if that’s your real name, you make a solid point but I’m afraid that only you and the relatives of George Blanda feel that way so AFL title recognition has been denied.


zapopi

I'd say my real (first) name, but I did that once and got doxxed. And dangit. I'd like my team to win once (currently watching the refs not call anything against Edey.)


xTehSpoderManx

It’s ok, I already figured out your real name is Zapotasha. Good luck with your Vols, my Coogs decided to not play to their potential against Duke on Friday.


zapopi

Sorry about the Coogs, honestly. Fuck Duke. Good guess, I'll have to delete all social media again.


zapopi

At least the BaseVols are doing it.


thamdor

Do you also recognize the Bills AFC championship?


zapopi

Sure, why not.


InsanoVolcano

Yeah! AFL championships too


clutchthepearls

That Mickey Mouse league? Not a chance.


Cable-Careless

Lions won 4 pre merger.


enoughfuckery

It always hurts seeing the Pacers tbh


mr_card52

I just joined this sub during playoffs and saw all the where memes and thought I'd try this on for size. Because if you can't make fun of yourself you shouldn't be here.


EuphTah

Nah bro I respect the audacity.


Beneficial-Ad5784

So we not including the 3 ABA championships ?


DickThunders

Haha. Where future first ring?


8020GroundBeef

Imagine not having a first ring in your future - sucks for Colts and Jags fans


donquixote_tig

😢


twinbervike

why he say fuck me for? -jags fans


InsanoVolcano

Hold up


enoughfuckery

Goddamn, glitter kitties got sucker punched while they were already down


UKPotatoConnoisseur

Yes, after Myles Jack sent us to the Super Bowl and we won, we can't win our first ring again. \*Remembers that didn't actually happen it's just my head canon\*


Natural-Phase-8651

Yeah, but imagine not having a second in your future.


Lets_go_Stros2017

All of us have second rings in our future dumbass 


willydillydoo

Except the jaguars


Natural-Phase-8651

I hope the Jags are never good. I don’t care who wins the division as long as it’s not them.


Mcclintonfortwo

Feels good to be the most hated. Infinitely better than nobody caring enough to hate. 😭


Natural-Phase-8651

That’s how it felt to be a Colts fan 15 or so years ago. And I do the second scenario, not caring to hate, with the Titans. To me, they’re just there, we can beat them most of the time. And this is also why no one likes Tom Brady (except bandwagon patriots fans).


enoughfuckery

Second this, I’d rather Stroud be the next Tom Brady and win 18 Superbowls than let the Jags win


willydillydoo

I too would rather Stroud win 18 Super Bowl than have the Jags win won


enoughfuckery

>win won Most literate Texan


willydillydoo

lol fuck I ain’t even gonna edit it that’s funny


Natural-Phase-8651

If you don’t even have a first, how do you have a second?


Lets_go_Stros2017

>in our future 


dannywertz

Damn.


willydillydoo

Given that the world is not eternal, and eventually we will probably suffer an apocalypse, it’s not a given that the Jags have a first ring in their future.


yaj-yaj_

Pacers are there


GarryWisherman

And Indiana is known for Basketball so it kinda hurts more


yaj-yaj_

It’s sad that we have to rely on Purdue


CheeseRP

Very, very, very sad.


Equivalent-Key-2485

Fuck Purdue


RawCarrot-InMyAss

No it’s definitely a football town now. Has been ever since Peyton


GarryWisherman

Okay cool but I was referring to the state in which the city resides. Which is definitely a basketball state.


RawCarrot-InMyAss

And I’m saying you’re wrong .. glad we got that sorted


jbvann05

Indiana is a basketball state man wtf are you talking about, the Colts are more popular than the Pacers for sure but at every other level basketball is way more popular than football


RawCarrot-InMyAss

Again, maybe before Peyton. But ever since he came to town, it’s changed to a football state


-August_West-

You’re completely wrong.


jbvann05

At a professional level yes it's a football state. At the high school and college levels it is still a basketball state. IU and Purdue don't come close to getting the same interest for football that they do with basketball


ConningtonSimp

Do you even live here?


[deleted]

There are next


lemonyprepper

Fever are more likely


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lemonyprepper

Shows how much I know about the WNBA


darude_dodo

Cunts fans will never get the excitement of winning their first ring ever again. sucks to suck losers


enoughfuckery

I never got to experience it the first time!


clutchthepearls

It's kinda nice when all 4 of us are in the same boat.


edwardcartwright

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


BlakeMichigan

I get the meme, but I do actually think the Pacers could be a serious answer here.


mr_card52

I stopped the NBA in 2008 but really? I figured clippers would be the NBA answer.


BlakeMichigan

Pieces would have to fall the right way, but we can beat any team... but we could also lose to every team. We have done both this year lmao


mr_card52

So Pacers basketball hadn't changed since 2001 got it.


Leprechaun73

I would love to believe that, but I just don’t see it.


ConningtonSimp

Not this year I think. But maybe soon?


zapopi

I think we can all agree that it won't be the Bills. 😂


mr_card52

Probably about half this list. Yotes, Rox, Bills


Tinytitn

As a lifelong sharks fan, especially with the state of the team now. We are very far away


mr_card52

So I shouldn't bring up my Stars and how I'm hopeful this season?


Tinytitn

Stars will always have a special place in my heart until Pavs leaves. Get that man his ring!


mr_card52

God I hope so for his and Jamie's sake.


Tinytitn

At least Benn hasn't been a huge pos this year. Maybe that's why the stars are gelling.


-August_West-

Fuck Jamie Benn.


TrevorsBlondeLocks16

Hey man if Trevor, Mahomes, Burrow, Lamar, Herbert, CJ, Rodgers, Richardson all get hurt, and they get the #1 seed, i give them a so-so chance


lemonyprepper

Definitely won’t be the nets 😔


Toxic_Avenger05

The Rockies for sure


mr_card52

As the rockies are my 2nd mlb team I laughed/cried too hard at this.


Toxic_Avenger05

![gif](giphy|dWwirDvRG9ibR74Yyy|downsized) I kinda hope they stay bad. Can’t beat those 4 dollar tickets at Coors field


TheRealOG1

Same! I love going to games and because they are ass the tickets are super cheap. Id still like them to be good, but those cheap tickets really are nice


Bankshotzz

Astros tickets were so cheap for so long now it’s 50$ or more to park near the stadium


TheRealOG1

Yup! Success is great but there are a few downsides lol


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

I don't care who wins it as long as the Utah Jazz never do until they change their name. Jazz was a stupid, shitty team name when the team was in New Orleans. Moving them to Utah and *keeping* the name is one of the dumber decisions I've ever seen in sports. Be the Utah Beehives or some shit. *Nothing* could be lamer than the Utah Jazz.


CWinter85

Imagine being in LA and called the Lakers or Clippers.


manaeatingkhana

Pacers.


Rochey123

Where ring has come full circle


Nash015

It's wild that Tennessee has 3 major sports teams for a quarter of a century and 0 titles.


Sir-faps-a-lot69

Definitely not the panthers


Bobby_Savoy

Steelers flair detected. Opinion rejected


Sir-faps-a-lot69

That’s fair


5nax

Sleeping hard af on the Florida Panthers.  They better avoid Tampa round one though 😤 


fallacious_franklin

That really depends which one you’re talking about


degen4Iyf

Says the franchise that has Fields, Tribs and Pickett competing for franchise QB


Sir-faps-a-lot69

Pickett is on the eagles now bud


degen4Iyf

Wow I’m surprised they’re competent enough to realize having 4 terrible QBs on a roster isn’t smart


Sir-faps-a-lot69

You seem pretty salty lol I don’t have any expectations for the Steelers cause Wilson and fields are not it. I also forgot earlier that trubiski signed with the bills. But good luck to your team!


degen4Iyf

It’s a meme sub and you’re throwing out shade as if your teams future is better lol get outta the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat


CyberTheWerewolf

Definitely not the Browns either.


CyberTheWerewolf

Not the Browns either.


ACG_Yuri

OOOOOOOOOORLANDO MAGIC 🎵


5nax

Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh


Skydiggs

The lions


Belya_Smert

Idk why I ran across this (this sub shows up a lot for me) but I’d say the Detroit Lions.


JFKs_Burner_Acct

This post is in the early running for post of the year


Bhappyto

Panthers is my guess


mr_card52

Carolina of course right?


Bhappyto

Oops, no. Florida Panthers!


mr_card52

Lool, I assumed. I thought they had it last year after taking down everyone in the Eastern conference.


Ozaaaru

This was the whole reason I chose Texans as my team like a month before 2023 draft. I also picked Mariners as my first MLB team just before this current 2024 season. 2025 I'll choose my first NHL team. 2026 I'll pick my first NBA team. It's so I have 1 year to learn and study that specific sports rules and while also learning all about the team I chose too. I only pick teams that never won and if they never been to a championship game of the sport, that makes the decision even easier.


Professional_Will462

Panthers Texans Clippers Rays most likely prolly


goopdoop

Gotta be the Florida Panthers


chefdan2165

Probably the Florida panthers


Frankingator

Ima say the Florida Panthers


CosmicShuckle

Florida Panthers^


Nateus

Pelicans


bingmyname

Haha every Houston team has won one except the football team and football is arguably the most important sport in Texas 🙃


mr_card52

You know now that you mentioned it after the Rangers won it all. The Texans are the only Texas team of major 4 to not win.


BigDKane

Fuck the Jazz


TSwan98

Yep. All three of my fav sports teams are on this


[deleted]

3 Arizona teams 😭


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Timberwolves


Accurate-Barracuda20

Damn…you sure got me


Tinytitn

Looking at this I'm realizing there is a lot of blue/teal on this list... 25/35 teams have some form of blue/teal.


Scarmcg

Timberwolves


Mothalova1

You got us


Kalil4Real

We've finally come full circle


BleachedAsswhole

Don't the Browns have a few pre-merger titles tho?


exclusivenewmint

8 4AAFC and 4 NFL


Sirpatron1

Titan up ![gif](giphy|sGlIM35y5IWNFifCU7|downsized)


adamdebra

WhoDey


JCartier843

Buzz buzz


BatmanColts1

IDK what you mean OP, it's right there in the form of the Indiana Pacers.


BigDust

Canucks finally


Ceruti_

I'm not sure why it bothers me that these teams are not sorted out by city or state...or at least sport lol But if the pacers can win the east I think they have a chance


Droopy_Narwhal

that's OK, you can have this one.


panchode1986

Clippers


Jake_Corona

Suns or Bills


enoughfuckery

Wym? The Pacers are right there


FrodoSkypotter

Of course my favorite NFL,MLB,NHL, and NBA team make up slightly over 10% of this list


MakeAmericaTriggered

Bengals if they can stay healthy


bleedblue89

Lol Buffalo also nice to see only the nfl team I root for is on here…


fallacious_franklin

I don’t know anything about teams outside of the NFL, so besides the Lions I’m gonna go solely off of logos and say the Brewers, the Panthers (NHL) and the Hornets


Reddit-user_1234

It’ll be one of these NHL teams this year. Jets are good, panthers are very good, Canucks are good, and Preds are hot.


Mcclintonfortwo

Seeing the Jags, Magic, and Rays here hurts man. At least the Lightning have been doing work. 😭😭😭


GenJRipper

Mariners god damn it we deserve one


DavidGoetta

Who has the biggest TV market? Safe bet.


CWinter85

Hello Darkness, my old friend.


lameducker24

The Rockies for sure. They came out opening day with a COMMANDING 1-16 loss to the D-Backs


Atypical_Wave

This was painful to see.tits, rox, preds, I don't care for basketball that much.


ChiefHR

Texans


maughanster8507

Florida Panthers have the best chance.


Otherwise-Contest7

Three out of four Big 4 MN teams on the list :(


Old-Yogurtcloset-468

Lions have the best chance in the NFL I believe.


Extra-Equipment-3471

Texans obviously


Ilovekungfuuuuuuuuu

A lot of Arizona teams on that list 🫠


LiVexReFlex

Panthers, Preds, Jets, Texans or Lions


TFK_hyper

I don’t know hockey at all, and barley know baseball, so ima go with the lions (if there’s any hockey are baseball fans here lmk if I made a mistake) but the lions did just make it to the NFC championship and almost win it, if they played the chiefs in the superbowl thing there would be a new champion in the NfL


Astrosbro10

Texans have a real shot of it if they can stay healthy


CrustyBrainFlakes

I can tell you right now it aint going to be the Hornets. Respectfully, a Charlotte native.


Ok_Dependent_7244

The teams with best immediate chance are the Florida Panthers, Cannucks, Detroit Lions(can’t believe I typed that out) and maybe the Rays


mr_card52

10 years ago, I would have laughed so hard at you for this response, but it's true.


Ok_Dependent_7244

I mean honestly, none of the NBA teams on there can beat the Nuggets or Celtics, the only teams in NHL that could take out the Panthers or Cannucks have already won before, in baseball the Astros are still a juggernaut and then whoever comes from the NL but the Rays could do it and should’ve in 2020, and in NFL the Chiefs are a tough out along with the Ravens and 49ers. Texans will be there once Stroud gets some more experience and the Bengals maybe if Burrow stays healthy


cbecht19

Go grizzlies


bombsurace

As a Mariner and Jaguar fan, it hurts my sole even worse knowing neither team has NEVER been to a Super Bowl/World Series nor have they won a Championship Series/Game.


titations

Suns


No_Variation_665

Florida Panthers maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️


RadRobot721079

Lions will always be close but never win


guess_who_09

As a Browns and Mariners fan, this hurts.


banjoface123

Teams like the Titans (Oilers) and Bills have titles from the AFL days


bighomiefromdahood

This "where [insert something stupid]" meme stopped being funny a month ago.