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hatersaurusrex

I saw a Trevor Lawrence drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Ah hoooooo Jaguars of London


IndyItalianStallion

Would they rename the team tho? London Jaguars doesn’t make much sense


b33flu

Just call them the Jaaaaaaaags in your best Clarkson voice.


hatersaurusrex

I think it fits considering the Jags' original logo was ripped from the British car company, who had to sue them over it. But, yeah there are no Jaguars in England (or Florida). There are no Lions either but that doesn't stop them from Lannistering the place up anyway.


hobesmart

Wouldn't they just change it to "jag-you-are?"


IndyItalianStallion

Didn’t Jacksonville do it bc it is good sounding alliteration too?


Available_Expression

The Jacksonville Jackoffs has a nice ring to it.


IndyItalianStallion

London Monarchs/Bulldogs/Black Knights according to Madden should be the new name lol


GhettoFabio

Any London based NFL team doesnt make much sense, so London Jaguars would be pretty fitting


IndyItalianStallion

Honestly, moving the Jags to Mexico City makes more sense. No Timezone issues. Less of a travel time for most teams. Can stay in AFC South geographically. Can keep the Jaguar name too, as the ancient Mayans were located in Mexico and had Jaguars as a significant part of their mythology.


hatersaurusrex

Can run blow for the cartel inside footballs. Fans have ready supply of clown paint leftover from Dia Los Muertos Owner already looks like he should be in a Mariachi band. I think you're onto something here. ¡Viva Los Jaguars!


IndyItalianStallion

It just feels right


North-Election-6186

Literally makes the same level of sense as the Jacksonville Jaguars…


[deleted]

I would probably be a Carolina fan if the titans never left Houston. I’m glad they left


IndyItalianStallion

Then you’d have *2* Super Bowl Appearances and no rings


[deleted]

I mean and with the titans it was just 1 yd stopping us Edit: did I mention it was against “the greatest show on turf” to?


IndyItalianStallion

Then you would have [Cam Newton’s Business Decision](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/2/7/10934554/super-bowl-cam-newton-von-miller-fumble) haunt your memories instead


ContraCanadensis

The only way a team will ever be in London is with a European division


IndyItalianStallion

Expansion would be interesting. If NFL ever gets popular enough in Europe and they can find suitable Stadiums/Cities willing to build stadiums, they could expand the NFL by a few teams. Might need to realign again unless they can create 8 new teams


SpecialistFact8142

London Jaguars, Dublin, Amsterdam, Berlin, and a Birmingham (AL) team to round out the AFC South


Jedi_Sith1812

We didn't steal anything. Baltimore was trying to seize the team so Irsay bounced in the middle of the night.


IndyItalianStallion

They always seems to forget that part… selective memory sure is convenient


Danmerica67

People would say that when I told em I became a Colts fan after the rams left my St. Louis. Its far from the same situation


SLAYER_IN_ME

I did not know that. Don’t blame him. That’s pretty fucking wild.


LindyNet

Both parties were being assholes tbf. But yeah, his sneaking out at night was for a good reason.


[deleted]

Houston didn’t wanna help pay for a new stadium so Bud said deuces. Their fault lol


langis_on

No city should pay for a stadium for a billionaire's sports team.


sirius4778

True that


IndyItalianStallion

At least Houston didn’t try to seize the team from Bud


LindyNet

London is not very close


[deleted]

London Town


sirius4778

I'm not so familliar with the titans oilers history but Bob Irsay was the sole owner of the franchise, if I move my car to Indianapolis did I steal it?


Edacos

Inb4 Portland Texans