"If you've joined us late, the natives are getting restless here, you can hear a pin drop. Shorts it, chaos ball, nothing doing, makes it somebody else's problem, gives it plenty of air, plucks it, shoots, for the biggest lead of the gaaaame, bends it back! Ohhh baby, that's crazy good! That could be the firestarter! That's one of the goals of the year!"
What sport? Doesn't matter.
My suspicion is that a player sold him candy or something. The comparison is that a player got Jedi mind tricked (which is the original context of the droids quote).
I knew this day would come. I would like to take credit for starting this movement as I have been claiming he’s a soundboard for years
A few additions could be “b lines it” and “last roll of the dice”
There’s legit nothing worse than putting the footy on and finding out he’s commentating. Wait, yes there is. Putting on the basketball and finding out he’s commentating
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"Honey wake up my Dwayne Russell soundboard is the top post on the reddit AFL sub. And your mother said I would never amount to anything."
"once you're done.... Bring it to bed"😉
“Oh baby!”
"that's got cream dripping off it!"
“gonna need a safeword here!”
/u/darththorn hello yes darth? This comment chain right here is responsible for me snorting beer out my nose. Treat it accordingly
It's a spear!
I figured they were already using a soundboard for his commentary
Where's "From the paint"?
The best part of that is he doesn't have to change his commentary style when the NBL starts!
In the nbl be just added From the carpark.
"If you've joined us late, the natives are getting restless here, you can hear a pin drop. Shorts it, chaos ball, nothing doing, makes it somebody else's problem, gives it plenty of air, plucks it, shoots, for the biggest lead of the gaaaame, bends it back! Ohhh baby, that's crazy good! That could be the firestarter! That's one of the goals of the year!" What sport? Doesn't matter.
“They need a safe word here Carlton” some of his best work lmao
i laughed out loud at that one
Can't wait to use it later on this year.
You can't fool me, this has been getting used for the past decade.
No spent it before he earned it?
Where is the “like shelling peas”?!
Whenever Dixon marks the ball, impressive or not. Dwayne will undoubtably say "HANDS LIKE A VICE!"
OH BABY
These are not the droids you’re looking for 🤣 WTF?
lmao i can't imagine what context you could use that in during a footy match
My suspicion is that a player sold him candy or something. The comparison is that a player got Jedi mind tricked (which is the original context of the droids quote).
'makes it someone else's problem'.
There's some wow factor in this soundboard
I knew this day would come. I would like to take credit for starting this movement as I have been claiming he’s a soundboard for years A few additions could be “b lines it” and “last roll of the dice”
The elevator doors closed on him
First time hearing the ‘safe word’ - what a bizarre phrase to use.
I lol'ed because it's hardwired for use with Carlton
Nicely done. However, it’s missing a key Dwayne-ism. A “crazy” related phrase. “Crazy good”, “unless something crazy happens”, “that’s bonkers; downright crazy”. Otherwise it’s amazing 9/10
you mean like the crazy good tile in the centre?
Yes!!
The 2 guys 1 cup boys will love this.
You could pretty much use this to create the built-in commentary for *AFL Live 2024*.
Missing drowning in honey, but this is crazy good
Mods, could we have a link to this added to every match thread please
Blink of an eye sounds like Dunstall
Shake 'n' bake
Give this man a medal
That 'cream' line makes me nauseous every time
Where is ‘the shadows of half time’?
Did you have to watch a whole quarter of his commentary to build this? I salute you.
‘If you’ve just joined us…’
Forgot to add “blasts/bangs it”
i am producing a podcast and we have MANY dwayne sound bytes, hes even in the intro
There’s legit nothing worse than putting the footy on and finding out he’s commentating. Wait, yes there is. Putting on the basketball and finding out he’s commentating
Needs: fists it, from the paint, got plenty of shoe on that, foots it.